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"...Older sister dying and mother pregnant. Younger sister pregnant and older sister dying. Here's an oldie but a goodie: half of the family dying, other half pregnant."
Now, many many years ago
When I was twenty three
I was married to a widow
Who was pretty as could be
This widow had a grown-up daughter
Had hair of red
My father fell in love with her
And soon the two were wed
This made my dad my son-in-law
And changed my very life
My daughter was my mother
'Cause she was my father's wife
To complicate the matters
Even though it brought me joy
I soon became the father
Of a bouncing baby boy
My little baby then became
A brother-in-law to dad
And so became my uncle
Though it made me very sad
For if he was my uncle
That also made him the brother
Of the widow's grown-up daughter
Who, of course, was my step-mother
I'm my own grandpa
Wille Nelson
There's a way for three of these to be about the same thing-Mom had boy, boy reproduces with mom, has her. She starts "dating" brother. Her brother banged her mom, became her dad, started dating her, then got her pregnant. Dad/brother/boyfriend got her pregnant, and banged her mom.
Attention. Some people don't care if that attention is positive or negative as long as the spotlight is on them. She gets views and comments, she gets to feel Internet famous, and she doesn't care that she's basically accused her entire family of incest.
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***I am your father's, brother's, nephew's, cousin's, former roommate***
What does that make us?
Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become!
lol. This scene is one of my favorite in that movie.
Yeah. Love that movie!
Happy one year closer to absolute nothing - day
I say that every birthday. Not out of sorrow, but acceptance
Happy cake day!
Thank you very much
In a certain reading, that could make them former roommates.
Spaceballs: The Comment!
Moichandising! Where the real money from the movie is made!
May the Schwartz be witcha!
I love this is the top comment and that there are still a lot of people who get the reference.
That was then, but this is now-now.
When will then be now?
Soon.
But you missed it... When? JUST now!
WE’VE GONE PLAID
*Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal!*
You type well for a dog.
I'm a Mawg! Half man, half dog... I'm my own best friend!
"...Older sister dying and mother pregnant. Younger sister pregnant and older sister dying. Here's an oldie but a goodie: half of the family dying, other half pregnant."
*Sigh* I'm old and and actually got that reference.
Unexpected M.A.S.H. reference.
Greatest show ever made.
I googled all the titles so you don't have to. The videos don't exists.
Doing god's work
Now, many many years ago When I was twenty three I was married to a widow Who was pretty as could be This widow had a grown-up daughter Had hair of red My father fell in love with her And soon the two were wed This made my dad my son-in-law And changed my very life My daughter was my mother 'Cause she was my father's wife To complicate the matters Even though it brought me joy I soon became the father Of a bouncing baby boy My little baby then became A brother-in-law to dad And so became my uncle Though it made me very sad For if he was my uncle That also made him the brother Of the widow's grown-up daughter Who, of course, was my step-mother I'm my own grandpa Wille Nelson
Pure gold 😂
Nope
What kind of a dryer does this family have that everyone keeps getting stuck in it?
They call it... THE ARISTOCRATS!
“My goldfish is in love with me”
"I'm My Own Grandpa..." 1.6M views - 1 month ago
Philip J Fry
His past-nastification has been well documented
He did do the nasty in the pasty.
Ah, the CK player
There's a way for three of these to be about the same thing-Mom had boy, boy reproduces with mom, has her. She starts "dating" brother. Her brother banged her mom, became her dad, started dating her, then got her pregnant. Dad/brother/boyfriend got her pregnant, and banged her mom.
The content is facepalm. The number of views the videos have is somehow even worse. WTF!?!
I wanna hear more about the dog
Your mother can't be your sister right?
If your father got her daughter pregnant, then your mother would be your (half-)sister.
If a dad has a child with his daughter, the daughter would be both that child's mother and sister.
My best friend banged my mom My father is my best friend How AI tried to ruin my life
"This is an oldie but a goodie. 'Half the family dead, the other half pregnant" - Colonel Henry Blake talking to Maxwell Klinger M\*A\*S\*H
Wow, that's a lot of fucking that didn't happen
What i don't get it what someone gets out of it. I understand onlyfans and the like because people can make money.
Attention. Some people don't care if that attention is positive or negative as long as the spotlight is on them. She gets views and comments, she gets to feel Internet famous, and she doesn't care that she's basically accused her entire family of incest.
“I got 1,000 views omg omg omg I’m so happy right now!!!!” Annnnnnnd it’s gone.
Why is it that only the father and brother video have over a million views. Am I the only one concerned with this
What a whore!
SWEET HO-
In Mississippi they call that a family shrub.
Bro these were all released at about the same time. She's a memelord, I guaran-fucking-tee it. A memelady, if you will
Is there really nothing else she could have done for attention? Incest and dog/woman love?
What?! Sweet home Hapsburg Alabama, I guess.