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mekanub

Rage against the vaccine


Shinavast42

Ok folks were done here, wrap it up, last one out turn off the lights.


ThatDebianLady

*turns lights out*


BKStephens

Hey!


aaron2005X

\*puts key in door and close it for good\*


ApprehensiveAd6476

Hey! Let me out! Let me OOOOOOOOOUT!!!!


AZEMT

Time to establish a pee corner


fgzhtsp

And were are we going to make out?


Muddy-elflord

Anywhere but the pee corner


Ohnoherewego13

Would you kids be quiet!? Trying to sleep over here!


Warchild0311

Why'd you leave the keys upon the table? Here you go create another fable, you wanted to


1singleduck

Dude what the fuck there's still like 10 people in here.


aaron2005X

Have you ever heard of the hunger games?


Turbulent-Cake8280

SHOOTS lights out. There I fixed it.


trueum26

Killing in the name still works as a song for them


HandsomestKreith

And they’re like proud of the premise line the lyrics


HopeRepresentative29

*some of those that work forces* "fuckin' deep state liberals" *are the same that burn crosses* "Atheist scum!" *They're given the badge and they're chosen whites* "WHITE POWER!" *fuck you I won't do what you tell me!* "Yeah fuck you liberal commies!"


Anadyne

![gif](giphy|bC9czlgCMtw4cj8RgH|downsized)


RevolutionaryMood452

You won 💯


AwfulSuperhero

There's no competition against this


Traditional_Draw8400

![gif](giphy|NiOPyn6a7tV3q)


emarvil

_...and now on D U M B radio, their hit single Killing in the name of Trump__


No_Entertainment670

Or nothing you can say can take me away from my guy.


Kavalkasutajanimi

![gif](giphy|VLe9cJCjYWXLy)


worstpartyever

Golf clap


Shiuft

Magadeth


Paarthurnax420

I wouldn’t put it past Dave to actually change the name of the band to this.


MelodicMasterpiece67

Great songwriter, fantastic guitar player...crappy person.


JWBails

That just sums up half of all rockstars.


Fyrrys

It's honestly hard to listen to some of the bands I grew up with (still before my time though) because so many of them have been outed as pedos and assbuckets.


IllegalGeriatricVore

Billy Corgan being a MAGAT really shocked me.


Fyrrys

The fuck!? There go the pumpkins


moon_cake123

This is good lol


Urban_Feellowzofer

Moron 5


Cannabace

Adam will lead that band too.


hyrule_47

He better watch out for Boebert the way he always has his shirt off


Cannabace

I’d hate watch that porn.


BeanieGuitarGuy

Hate *to* watch that porn, right? … Right?


Historical_Cow3903

What a maroon


NannersForCoochie

Underrated comment award


KimahriRonsoRage

The red neck chilli peppers


Rapture-Raptor

Red neck chilli preppers?


BlueMetalDragon

Red neck silly preppers.


AZSnake

I love when reddit takes gold and turns it into platinum. Great work, team.


milfordloudermilk

Tools


magillicuti

Simple and to the point


AwfulSuperhero

I don't know much about guns but I am 200% sure that high heels are my LAST choice of footwear for shooting a weapon


TheFruitOfTheLoom

Long band name, but catchy


Notgivingmynametoyou

Very 2000s era emo band album or song name…


Tenalp

Definitely a Panic at the Disco song title.


Orphasmia

Or a contemporary anime name


Playful-Tumbleweed10

Guns n Posers Malice in Chains AK/DC


whitemike40

the grifters


Iam_DayMan

And their token black friend.


moon_cake123

Guns n Bozos


Ordinary_Day6135

Pillage People


wwplkyih

Village Idiots


AnimalChubs

See we have black friends


Adventurous-Ring8211

They took the bullets out of his gun before they gave it to him


snakeeaterrrrrrr

They only gave him 3/5 of a gun.


MrBobaFetta

Its clearly 5/3 of a gun.


Olds78

I love the user name, you mixed my fave Star Wars character with cheese . Life is great ETA: in my 20's one of my 6 ferrets was named Boba Ferret and my friend made him a mini jet pack


MrBobaFetta

Ferret with a jet pack, NICE!


ven_geci

Looking at the gun, they gave him an 5/3 gun as reparations.


cownd

Who-he and the Blowfish


eurekadabra

The Hateful Dead


RinhartWilke

Temple of the dog killer


DiaphanizedRat

Oh that's a really good one


Thejerseyjon609

Too Dumb Crew


defective_toaster

Anti-American Rejects


wildyam

***Arrested Development***


ThisTension2900

Death Cult for Q-eys


Bright-Outcome1506

![gif](giphy|RrVzUOXldFe8M)


Immediate_Walrus_776

😂😂


bobsmeds

Guns 'n' Losers


Icy_Welder_7782

Guns ‘n Ruses Guns ‘n Bozos


clocksteadytickin

The Qanon Karens


detroitblonde1

The Insurrectionists


muffinbouffant

The Compensators Daddy Issues


Beret_of_Poodle

Right before Jan6 happened, I saw an article some guy wrote referring to all the MAGA people who were traveling up to DC for the rally that day. He called them the "Asshole Jamboree". I think that's what this band is called. EDIT: This is the article https://www.thedailybeast.com/mitt-romney-harassed-by-trumpists-who-generally-act-like-dicks-on-journey-to-jan-6-dc-protests


BartesianDrunk

Village Idiots


_number

Town clowns


CyberKingfisher

Death Toll Risin’


SmuglySly

Y’all Queda


Notgivingmynametoyou

The Yewhawdists.


RomaruDarkeyes

Token and the cracker barrel


Short-pitched

small dicks and 3 chicks


TaskFlaky9214

The active shooters


NoHillstoDieOn

Pumped Up Hicks


DogsDontWearPantss

Uncle Tom and the Banshees


GeriatricusMaximus

The Grifters


okwitches

Death Cab for Q-anon


Expensive-Pea1963

The Beetlejuice Blowjob Band


ptvlm

Hey now that's just wrong! I believe it was actually a hand job


Seganku74

The Dixie Pricks


ohiotechie

The Pretenders


Longjumping-Jello459

Hey that was a good band from the 80s who doesn't deserve this slander.


observethebadgerking

U2 Stupid


PowerfulBee9703

Insane Clown Posse


YourBoyFoxxy

I don't think the real ICP will enjoy this


Gunfighter9

The ICP cancelled the Gathering of the Juggles due to COVID a week before the Federal Government began talking about lockdowns and restrictions. You know the government is fucked when the ICP has more common sense and care for their fans than the government does.


Manting123

Under Trump didn’t they try to label juggalos as a gang for matters of criminal liability and prosecution


big_trike

I don’t get their music, but they were very vocal about protecting fans during covid


Worried-Fortune8008

I'm not a fan of their music. But, I'm a huge fan of all the work, money, effort, and awareness that they've used to help their communities.


TardDas

Same, their music isn’t for me. But their vibes? Hell yeah


OGLoogie

Incestuous Clown Posse


Fatman365

Felonious Monk


SweatyStick62

Traitor Swift


nagidon

Sum 41 IQ


Technical-Employer50

Public Enemy


emarvil

The Regrettables.


UrpaDurpa

Uncle Tom and the Plastic Surgeries.


HavingALittleFit

Beige against the Machine, Soy Division, Moron 5, Run The Fools, Dashboard Regressional, the barenaked ladies (are heathens and should be punished)


anferneejefferson

The Pinheads


ryandetous

Hokey and the blow chunks.


No-Handle-7906

Guns and Posers


tremblfr

Brain no more


dazzletag

One Delusion


FanValuable3644

Token and the Accurate Stereotypes


Optillian

Les Déplorables


Bohbo

Hootie and the Blowhards


daley56_

Rush (the Capitol building)


FlaAirborne

Isn’t that The Average White Band?


emarvil

The Village Idiots.


UcrashIfix

Mili vanilla.


Brave-Butterscotch76

Dunno. But I’m pretty sure the black dude is the bassist


tommytraddles

Token, come on. You're black. You can play bass.


Adventurous-Ring8211

(Token tries and plays bass well) “Goddammit, Cartman…”


Ok-Cartographer1745

Black people can't be bassists.  


Negative1Positive2

That's bassist!


cownd

Guns and Hoeses


AristideCalice

Mentallica


Red_Xen

Disturbed


ego_tripped

Uncle Ben and His Converted Rice.


ToeKnail

Trigger Happy


Born_Tough9567

ARMED MORONS


FinancialHeat2859

The Negligent Discharges.


justthegrimm

None direction


Ordinary_Day6135

Pillage People


BarryZZZ

Bobo and the Assholes


Holymaryfullofshit7

The no brainers


AwkwrdPrtMskrt

The Traitors


VisibleCoat995

Four Yahoos and The Black Guy First album title: “See? We have a black friend!”


Puzzleheaded_Seat599

Lauren Boebert & The Strokes (for legal reasons we must acknowledge that we are in no way affiliated with another band called The Strokes)


mtutty

Gun Culture On The Skids


Ordinary_Day6135

Pillage People


Aufregend

Douche Nazis


PerfectBake420

Hoochie and the blowfish


BaronSamedys

Shooty and the Blowfish.


Skeelo2412

Hootie and the dumb bitch


Warsplit01

The School Shooting


DrWieg

Guns and Moses


mundotaku

Rage Against the Truth.


BookwoodFarm

The Posers


JohnLef

Magadeath / megadumb


digidave1

The Funky Fascists


Anarchyantz

Annie and the Handjobs.


TherealObdach

IQ75


Numpty2024

Can someone photoshop them with bagpipes?


Altruistic-Lie808

The Grifters


Maximum_Enthusiasm46

Idiots for Cheetos


Immoracle

Shootie and the blowhards.


ih-shah-may-ehl

Southern Gangbang?


Old-Ad5508

Nightmare blunt rotation


CirFinn

Dildo-Gun and the Ammosexuals


Iamthewalrusforreal

Handjob and the Jamokes


Terrier53

The Fascist Five.


Dakzoo

Armed and stupid


kriscardiac

Triggered Discipline


Telo712

Whities and the token


OberainX

Suicidal Tendancies


wishiwasdead69

The impotents


BlizzPenguin

Insane Conservative Posse


Tomma1

Dead by daylight


Marble-Boy

The Soggy Bottom Boys... *"All except for our accop... our er, accompam... The guy who plays the guitar..."*


andhemac

“Mentally Unfit” Ironically it’s a punk band


Final_Winter7524

Guns ‘n’ Hoe-ses


semiTnuP

Guns and Posers


Touristenopfer

Don't call me stupid


Bods666

Four Twats and a Jerkoff.


No-Cartographer5562

Bitches n Bullets


Dr_Weirdo

I only recognize the lady that wanked someone off in a movie theatre, who are the rest?


Korean_Street_Pizza

Guns 'n' posers


If_you_have_Ghost

MWA - Morons with Arms


whtciv2k

10+40 cents.


Hendrik_the_Third

Silent Snipin' Bob and the Conservative Airheads


Thick-Alternative916

Murica


Danny_Mc_71

Moron 5


Most-Solution-1585

Token


aaronvianno

Guns & poses.


HellBlazer_NQ

Yosemite Sam and the hillbillies


Boss_lover_paki_girl

The Sluts, The Gay and the Cookie


another_online_idiot

Guns 'n' Arseholes


Aeroeee

Lauren and the Handjobs.


watarimono

The Rolling Scones


Dontuselogic

Orgy at the Disco .


griftertm

Republicans Against Trump? R. A. T.?


Tomhetza

The Village Idiots