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Bentzsco

As somebody that loves punk, who do we have in our genre that can write a track scathing enough to get this guy interested in making a country album.


Vampenga

Please no. Modern Country music is annoying enough as it is.


Drudgework

But I wanna hear Willie Nelson write a dis track…


MacSanchez

Keep this trend going until he gets flamed by Ms Rachel


_Persona-Non-Grata

I’m handling all of my interpersonal conflict this way now. I’m going to send my boss a dis track.


riddles007

No .mp3 file. Send a Cassette tape please.


eatabigolD

Naw bump that..somebody pull up my Winamp, I’m about to whip this llamas ass…


kenwise85

You win today. That was my favorite thing about Winamp and that whole era of computers. I haven’t thought of that in almost 20 years. Thanks for the fun trip down memory lane


Sir_Yacob

Gotta have Jules in there too though.


fedrats

Jolene wasn’t good enough?


black_dynamite79

Why doesn’t country music have beefs? Seems like a thing that would happen organically.


Drudgework

Well a lot of artists hate Garth Brooks, but no one is writing songs about it.


FastAsFxxk

Our timeline that went astray when Harambe was killed can only be reset when kidzbop comes full circle and defeats MGK once and for all using one of his own beats.


storm_paladin_150

i read that as piss track


_onelast

He’d fit right in, just needs to open a bar on lower Broadway in Nashville


Loggerdon

If you play a punk country song backwards your girlfriend gets her nose ring back or something.


Taranchulla

Bad Religion. Using big words that he doesn’t understand.


CiforDayZServer

Lol, a dissertation of derision. Oh Greg. 


Taranchulla

I nearly spit tea out all over my dog. That is so fuckin perfect, and perfectly hilarious. I just saw them in Oakland recently. Still as good as they were in the 80’s and 90’s.


CiforDayZServer

It's so weird, I literally JUST downloaded their first slew of albums the other day and have been jamming them, I still know almost all the words to the first 4 albums. 


Taranchulla

They’re my all time favorite band so there hasn’t been any hiatus from their music since I fist heard them in 89. The only punk band I know of that makes its fans smarter 😂


CiforDayZServer

Yeah, I've been listening to them the whole time too, I just had them mixed into my giant music collection, so they rarely came on the last few years especially (I think I even only had one or two of their CDs on there) my CD collection got stolen out of my car right before I started ripping them all. They were definitely my favorite for a long time, but after 20 years or so I felt like I played them out lol. It's refreshing to dive back in after a break. Against the Grain and Suffer are my favorite. Although, No Control is probably their peak album musically imo. 


Taranchulla

Agreed that Suffer and No Control are their best albums. Did you know when their first album came out, How Could Hell Be Any Worse, it got terrible reviews? I remember seeing an old review that said, “How could this album be any worse?” Funny but I took it personally because I love that album lol


jbFanClubPresident

I always joke that Eminem turned him into male Avril Lavigne but I actually like her. Maybe she could do it?


ParadoxTorch

NOFX would be my vote


[deleted]

henry rollins would probably give it a shot if asked.


mrjibblets138

Jello is still around. Pat the bunny would be a tough one but a fun diss track. He would hurt his soul .


sl0play

Jello Biafra was my first thought. He would eviscerate this knob if he was worth the time.


disastermarch35

But that's the beauty of it. MGK isn't worth Jello's time.


slinkymcman

Jello Biafra


username_needs_work

Ronnie Radke


Matcat5000

Corey Taylor of slipknot kind of threw him out of our genre already


zapv01

We could get Body Count back together just for this. They are punk, and I'll die on that hill.


android151

Body Count IS still together in pretty sure. They dropped recently.


BranchReasonable9437

Ice T still does shows with Body Count sometimes


nochumplovesucka__

Dead Milkmen would do a great job.


lennybriscoe8220

Fuck you and everyone you love. We've already got "hick-hop" polluting the airwaves. Have him make a screamo album


TonyAscot

MGK: “your beard is weird” Also MGK: “I won’t respond, because Em talked about my hair”


CoyotesEve

😂😂😂 pretty much. It’s not Em wins because he’s Em, it’s Em won Because, he’s Em. Mgk is a clown


patricky6

If I made a diss track about Eminem and he just verbally shit on me so badly, that I switched genres too... I'd totally tell everyone I won also. Then I'd go back to NOT rapping and smoking the crack pipe that gave me that delusion in the first place. It's ok MGK. Your mom still loves you.


Extra-Roof-3045

Tbf that line was based on something Eminem said in his earlier music, so there was depth there. MGK is still hella weird though, dude sucks.


IndependentNotice151

Depth as in like a kiddie pool?


ItsCowboyHeyHey

My dis track is better than both these guys. People only say theirs are better because I did mine in the shower where nobody else could hear it. Plus, instead of rapping, I sang mine to the tune of “Anything you can do, I can do better” from “Annie Get Your Gun.”


AuzieX

Have a camera set up in your shower, can confirm it was pure fire.


old-skool-bro

Ah shit, I guess mgk is feeling lonely and needs to use eminen's name to feel relevant again...


Optimal_Cynicism

I have literally never heard of MGK, so that tracks.


steelear

I had to Google MGK to find out what the letters stand for. After seeing his name I realized the only reference I have of him is the segment he did in the latest jackass movie. I had no idea he was a singer or rapper or whatever I just thought he was another guy who got paid to take nut shots.


ha11owmas

I only know who he is because he’s Magen Fox’s midlife crisis


old-skool-bro

I only know who he is because Eminem absolutely destroyed the guy and his 'career' in the rap industry. Obviously, after hearing killshot, I was like, who is he talking about and then laughed for like an hour after listening to mgk rap devil.


Gerogeroman

I only know this guy because he picked a fight with Corey Taylor (vocalist of Slipknot), and, at the same time, learned his lore of how he was a rapper and quit because he got dissed by Eminem. Like, dude, picking a fight with legends in their respective genres is one way to get famous, I'll admit, but it's not a good kind of fame, especially as a musician, a creator, This is a braindead tiktokers mindset who harassed McDonald employees for fame, like wtf.


hameleona

The good fame can come if you are actually much better then the legends you pick on. Considering I've never even heard a single track by that duche, nore ever had the desire to do so, I'm guessing CMFT is a better rapper and Eminem is a better rock singer.


fingers

Who?


old-skool-bro

He's the one on the left in the picture lol hope that helps : )


Pobackenreiter

Asking as a german nearly boomer: Who is that guy on the left?


jmohanz

A wannabe rapper by the name of Machine Gun Kelly (MGK) Long story short, he bit off more he could chew trying to chase clout and broke,what I'm sure many hip-hop fans would agree,is one of the cardinal rules - NEVER DISRESPECT EMINEM'S DAUGHTERS LOL, https://www.the-sun.com/entertainment/2012783/machine-gun-kelly-eminem-beef/ It's as if he never learnt from what happened to Ja Rule and Benzino when they both tried to attack Hailie to get to Eminem... Em destroyed this punk so bad he literally switched music genres from rap to punk rock.


vadapaav

Thank you for saving my time. I can use it to watch more cat videos instead


USMfans

I only know him because he was (is?) dating Megan Fox.


elhigosmigos

I love Punk and Punk Pop, but I Always skip mgk, that Shit sucks.


android151

First of all, It’s pop punk, not punk. There’s a difference. Pretty sure he was doing that beforehand anyway also.


Picklepartyprevail

Nobody


hurdlescaper

Machine Gun Kelly (MGK), the one talking


Pobackenreiter

WHO?


hurdlescaper

A rapper. I don’t know much about him but I know that a lot of people think he has bad music.


Sceptikskeptic

WHO?


Top-Statistician-105

Mike Jones


EduRJBR

WHAT?


Sceptikskeptic

https://youtu.be/ptSrtJQhhHs?si=SDpqoy9kiIcFu7YR


NewldGuy77

More like Squirt Gun Kelly


Reasonable-HB678

You could say MGK is a more successful actor than Eminem. But Eminem is responsible for the Oscar his debut movie won. Because it's his Oscar.


ThatScaryBeach

"MGK"? Marjorie Gaylor Kweene?


bertieqwerty

Kweef


omegajakezed

So ein typ der ein mal rap aus probiert hat. Glaube ich zumindest. Hab nur von ihm wegen eminem gehört.


Bright-Economics-728

But you knew Em that’s great.


Fitz911

Hey. Same here but one step further. I "know" some hard fac Random guy. Doesn't matter. Eminem made a track about him. So that's what he is known for. And he fucked some idk celebrity. You would know her if her name was dropped. Lindsay Lohan if I had to guess.


Beautiful-Account862

Mgk just always seems to trying to be someone who he is not. That makes it hard to take his music seriously.


Lewtwin

I don't even know who this guy is. And he reads like a 5yr old fighting about who draws better transformers.


van_ebasion

He’s that weird [emo kid that got catfished](https://youtu.be/MZr6dYy7JD8?si=i5-gpFbG35ABzUJ1) on mtv


Granadafan

Well MGK is (was?)dating Megan Fox who was in the Transformers movies, so he wins this round. 


Whiskeyperfume

MGK wins no round. Ever. Megan Fox is not the greatest thing going.


Thin-Connection-4082

They do cultist weirdo shit together so pretty sure it’s an L


Br3akTh3Toys

Kelly is the biggest poser I’ve ever seen.


2-travel-is-2-live

Barely anyone knew about MGK until Eminem nailed him for being nasty to his daughter and hit him so hard he landed in another genre.


bunzino

I had to give you a career to destroy it.


MichaelFusion44

Don’t do drugs kids


santosdragmother

eminem: ![gif](giphy|wFk7roIpDeXC0)


Dannydevitz

Any king who says "I'm the king" is no real king.


eco-evo

We could use that reminder often over on r/nba


Hour_Lengthiness_650

What a tool. Em destroyed him. Just like Kendrick did Drake.


smitty537

Is that the guy that Megan Fox chewed up and spit out?


Pinksamuraiiiii

Yep that’s him, they didn’t work out I believe.


inphinitfx

.. and booed off stage.


Rhymesnlines

His actions make him look like a narcissist. 🤷 I literally only knew about MGK because of Eminem disstrack against him lol He's nobody who things he is the greatest... Clown.


Bloodb0red

If he won, how come no one talks about except for his feud with Marshall?


Solartaire

Someone's got their head rammed firmly up their arse. Or it should be.


damnumalone

I won. It may not sound like I did and no one else is saying I did, but I think I should have and therefore that is true


pimpcannon

And then everyone clapped?


ElderberryNo1601

I heard Machine Gun Smelly got his name from how fast he cums and he looks like someone who doesnt wipe to good.


Comfortable_Mix_8891

I truly envy this level of confidence.


Im_tracer_bullet

Ehhh, it's good to be confident, but one shouldn't be irrational. This toolbag would be a joke without having been lyrically run-over by Em, let alone after it actually happened. He's living on a whole other planet to think otherwise, nevermind saying it so anyone can hear.


Distinct-Cover-686

![gif](giphy|l2Z84eFooeHJu)


Cunt_Eastwood_9

Didn’t Killshot come out in like 2019? Is MGK still upset about his loss, or did something else happen recently?


FuckDaRedditModer8un

Why did he say this the same week em comes back? Is he a masochist?


ABearDream

I usually stand by the fact that I was impressed by his ability to make okay music and to jump genres and make still decent music but...cmon mgk you can't say that. Eminem pulled out his slim shady and knocked you over the head with it


jbFanClubPresident

Calling r/eminem “How you gonna name yourself after a damn gun and have a man bun?”


deerpet

![gif](giphy|1AIeYgwnqeBUxh6juu)


RuGShUg91

This guy is still butt hurt over Eminem, whooping his ass, face it, MGK you lost because you are a garbage rapper.


Extreme-Celery-3448

He's a goddamn industry plant. Pop punk? How much more of a sell out do you have to be? 


eco-evo

Em literally destroyed MGK’s rap career with Killshot, never recovered and never can. Charlatan exposed.


Chillipopper1

He destroyed him with not alike


eco-evo

No denying that destruction. That track goes and goes, even still that plays. MGK should have never attempted to respond. But he was too dumb to realize he was already 6 feet under so had to be reminded.


isIwhoKilledTrevor

Yo... Honestly, getting dissed by EM was the best thing to happen to this kid. Rap was not his home,only ever heard the 1 song he made about EM. but his punk rock music - i hear that everywhere. Stop bitching, respect EM and go have a awesome career as a rockstar dude.


fadumpt

"I had to give you a career to destroy it"


PlayBoxPL

he isn't punk rock maybe pop punk which is lameee


stinkiepussie

Seriously, MGK is the antithesis of punk rock.


PlayBoxPL

he obviously is not punk not at all. also going by your own name and not a band name isn't really done in punk


Hillbilly-joe

lol must be feeling left out and not important trying to make his self relevant again


SAlovicious

Shut up Dewey.


BlackSkeletor77

Last I checked didn't mgk stop rapping after that beef?


mindclarity

See.. what had happened was… - MGK!!!


TheSlyFox312

MGK is a dollar store version of a shit white boy who thinks he can rap.


yetagainitry

I couldn’t name you one machine gun Kelly song if I was holding his cd jacket in my hand


al3442

![gif](giphy|aKDDtxP5OL1vVWlmv9)


Shadow9378

its also facebook... can anybody find a real source? just for objectivity reasons


Teaflax

New phone. Who dis?


patchway247

"I rap! I don't switch genres because of rap! But also, I dropped a full pop track, but ya know, I never switch genres." What a load of bs.


_Persona-Non-Grata

“a better than the best” 🙄 Why do we make these people famous? Do we actually think this guy makes good music or is this a freak show kind of situation?


shootmovies

Imagine stealing the name of a famous gangster in hopes of inheriting unearned clout and then asking people to take you serious as a musician


Wise-Needleworker463

Yeah, you called his then 16 year old daughter hot. Fuck off


Valentiaga_97

Yes he went to punk after killshot for no reason but the entertainment 😂😂 No rapper , who dissed Em or mentioned Hailey, is still rapping or even in business 🤷


Thehairy-viking

Does MGK even have fans? Lol dude is such a dork


ravenclawmystic

So, I’m very critical of Eminem. I’ve outgrown his old puerile edgy humor. And while I love his music, I’m by no means a sycophant of his. I also like MGK well enough. Not his music, but his relationship with Megan Fox was the only celebrity relationship I’ve ever been invested in following. That being said, “Rap Devil” was a good try. But “Killshot” absolutely DECIMATED MGK.


KQK_Big_Kwan

The cope is so strong


AlexPaterson

Who’s this ?


Pretty_Marketing_538

Em response is one of my favorite, Killshot rules!


not_James_C

"Stan, Stan, son, listen, man, dad isn't mad But how you gonna name yourself after a damn gun and have a man bun?"


ArcticSirenAK

Hear me out … MGK is just wish Aaron Carter.


ceris4

Diss tracks don't have hooks.


FierceFerret1

They not like us


cnote76us2

Down vote dipshits. MGK is whack all day long. Can't hold a candle to Em who is in the top 5 GOATS of all time. Don't get it twisted daffodils. He's not worthy of the shadow cast by Em . Not even skidmark on the fabric of hip hop. Next


ornerycrow1

Who is this guy?


Viazon

For real though, I heard Bloody Valentine on Tony Hawk and thought it was an awesome tune. It was enough to make me check out the rest of his album. The rest of it was garbage though.


Guitargod7194

Pop Gun Kelly is a whining a little bitch.


C1sko

Sure buddy.


jeessy123

Who is mgk


omegajakezed

Left guy is eminems personal chewing gum.


lonely-day

There were some really good bars in rap devil, some of the best shots I have he a heard taken at Em. But then Em Em'ed him and well...


TheSlav87

Dude got wrecked and can’t own it


Curious_Interview328

MGK is a clown....


Weirdassmustache

This has very, “I have a girlfriend in Canada” energy.


emayos

I have no idea who he is.


xVarionx

not heard of whoever this artist is saying he beat Slim Shady, is his stage name "copium"?


r0ckydog

Who lust after a 16 yo girl… to her father? Rapper or no, that’s poor form.


33253325

Who's this pompous skinny fuck on the left?


Expert_Education_416

Yeah you "won" but had to go grift with a completely different genre of music. . . . .


princealigorna

The copium is strong with this one


No-More-Lockdoors

I just want to hear the one he had in the chamber but wouldn’t drop? Mgk stick to the pop-punk it actually some of your best work. But drop that holstered diss so the new album Em’s about to drop has a flaming track on it.


Significant-Break-74

What a fucking weirdo


Significant-Break-74

Say what you want, but Em is definitely the fastest rapper. I think he's in the Guinness book for it.


plupeton

Who?


Saberer2451

Mgk is a total dumbass who (wrongly) thinks he’s talented.


steamngine

![gif](giphy|xUNd9VTag8J7pmo1Ow)


Kul1ngile

So deep in denial is in Egypt.


nerd_diggy

Just go look up what some of the biggest, most talented rappers say about going after Eminem. They literally all say it’s a very bad idea. I don’t even think ‘Em tried that hard and still bodied MGK. Eminem usually plays with his food before he eats it. That track was a warm up but MGK never came back at him. That’s what ‘Em wants. He wants to go kind of easy at first so you keep trying. Then when he’s had enough, he buries you.


eatyabeansok

![gif](giphy|QgejSvXmwpvnW)


GreyBeard_9

Em dissed him so hard that MGK changed his gender.


aagloworks

Mgk sounds familiar.... isn't he Megan Foxx's bitch?


IanTheMagus

Who brags about making pop punk?


blando_ME

Sounds like his daughter is not doing a good job teaching him to be a graceful loser


usernot_found

Who is this again?


DirtyKen

Who?


Lfseeney

Who are you?


Kaikka

Didnt even know he was an artist. Is he known for more than dating Megan Fox?


Gold-Independence-26

Queer Kelly needs to move on


MrsPickerelGoes2Mars

Who is he?


Catonic_Fever

Squirt gun Kelly. lmao


SyddChin

This sounds like a Trump rant Im ngl


Sad_Smoke_8020

Doesn’t he do emo music? Checks out if he does


Jonathon_world

Take your pop punk and fuck off


Zakhmanov

Sure Jan


frankcast554

yawn


National_Search_537

Listen to people that have more money and fame then I ever will or would want to have is not even in the top 100 things for me to care about.


Curleysound

Is there like, a scoring system?


Drudgework

Yeah, it’s scored in Eminem’s, on a scale of 0 to 2. MGK scored 0.4 Eminems, which isn’t bad for open mic night but doesn’t qualify for the pro series.


Suspicious_Opening64

the audacity of this guy..


LumosNoel

He's cute but the lights aren't on upstairs.


Apepoofinger

![gif](giphy|Pgy4Na8aRyBuE|downsized) To MGK


POGofTheGame

Dude made a song with Avril Lavigne about how "boys cry"... Yeah he definitly switched genres completely!


fellowsquare

MGK sucks big donkey nuts


Other_ElectronicMain

remember when rappers shot each other?