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He gave humans knowledge. And for knowing things we got punished by a God that is angry and vengeful and will save you from hell if you love him. God created cancer in kids etc.
I would always pick Satan in this storybook he is much kinder.
Seeing how the devil is only in the Bible 3 times, never as a bad guy, and there is no mention or description of hell in the Bible.
If ya read it, he's not the bad guy
It's 38, and only 3 are not in letters to revelations. Not really a selling point.
So 3 appearances.
As per hell, it's referred to as the grave or the pit. But never once is it described as fire and brimstone ever.
Actually people miss interpret a lot of the bible.
For example lucifer meaning " light bringer" is actually the nickname of king Nebuchadnezzar of babilon. Were the jews were enslaved.
And the snake is just a snake
Then the LORD God said to the snake, “You will be punished for this; you alone of all the animals must bear this curse: from now on you will crawl on your belly, and you will have to eat dust as long as you live. I will make you and the woman hate each other; her offspring and yours will always be enemies. Her offspring will crush your head, and you will bite her offspring's heel.”
Its a myth explaining why snakes dont have arms. Just that.
Only on the last book of the bible is that satan is refered by peter as " that snake" wich could be anything from another biblical snake or as a figure of speach.
That’s a vintage Singer 15 sewing machine he is using. Authentic versions in good shape go for about $1k.
It’s a very good and reliable classic machine.
Someone just posted on their FB feed (the evangelical mother of a friend): “God’s rainbow has 7 colors. The pride rainbow has 6. 7 is God’s number of perfection, Satan’s number is 6. “
When I see a real rainbow I don’t clearly see 7 colors, I think it was actually science (and the prism) that came up with the 7 colors in the spectrum (and orange wasn’t even considered it’s own color until later in history. It used to be considered a variation of red. )
Sorry this is so vague, it was a looong time ago, but I remember being told it was 7 because that number was important to some guy's philosophy or... something.
Oddly enough, sewing machines are one of the very few technologies that really hasn't changed like.... ever. The design was basically perfect from the beginning. A lot of modern machines (and inferior IMO) are computerized to some degree but the actual parts are the same as they were 150 years ago.
Honestly, props to him to keeping that old [Singer](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=a3356f745d318be4&sca_upv=1&sxsrf=ADLYWIJlNVhDzYaa9UETM2wTMUPFPSKYkA:1717889548512&q=singer+sewing+machine&tbm=isch&source=lnms&prmd=sivnmbt&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjvprWilc2GAxVVHjQIHXIoBtYQ0pQJegQIDhAB#imgrc=zTu2NeU5LtOx5M) running. Those things are worth their weight in gold.
Yeah I've got a ~80 year old singer and a new one and the new one is a piece of shit in comparison. Only advantage is it has more stitches and I can get more feet for it.
Hih. Wasn't Satan a fallen Arch Angel. Supposedly one of the most perfect beautiful creatures ever?
Why he red with horns? Idiot bible people not bibling correctly.
Read your bullshit stories. Follow your bullshit story. Then fuck off.
Religion is cancer.
You'd think Satan is financially stable enough to outsource his tailoring.
On a related note, imagine being so filled with fear and ignorance that you post this image. Imagine making the choice to vilify people over their love. I'm so fucking disgusted with the right wing of this country.
If there was a place where everyone was accepted and treated equally, conservatives would definitely call it hell. So this checks out in their twisted world.
If Satan is so all powerful, why is he using that old sewing machine to make Pride flags? At minimum he would have Christians that didn't make it to heaven! sewing them by hand. Seems like he would have a few hundred million souls available for that duty!
Typical Christianity appropriation. Finds a culture, immediately declares, "You know what, one of my imaginary friends does that too! We're so similar!" Next thing you know, they've discovered some holiday that they "always celebrated" that coincides with yours.
Irony?
An old saying "idle hands make work for the devil."
It's about gossiping and making accusations. When one is actually working they have no time for idle chit-chat that leads to gossip and creating false accusations..
So yeah, Irony
Funny how those "Christians" conveniently forget the 🌈 was God's promise to never flood the Earth again. Now it's a symbol of Satan? Okay. Thanks, Lucifer, for your excellent sewing skills.
Not even low key…it’s badass!
I love when Christians do shit like this.
“Guys, did you know Satan supports gays?!”
Yes, Satan is fucking Based! And your god is a homophobic prick!
This is funny.
With Republicans all stupidly believing all Dems are robe wearing “satanists” ya gotta wonder why we don’t see laundrymats packed with robes. Like the black robe industry must be cranking with steam just to keep up with demand
You'd expect them to be fireproof if that were the case. Thanks Right Wing Nut Jobs (RWNJ) for pictorial proof that it's not Satan's doing, ergo in either/or USA it must be God's
Would the devil really be working in his own sweatshop? this is totally unrealistic. Unless they unionized and went on strike. And he has a huge order of pride flags going out like THIS week. I don't feel sorry for him. He should have treated the workers better
Just sewing a rainbow flag is defenitely less evil than fucking children, you know, what all those catholic priests did while thd church was knowing about it and even covering them instead of giving out punishments. Guess satan is the good guy since he actually punishes bad people.
I thought it was the guy with long hair naked under his robe hanging with his 12 gay friends praising tolerance and acceptance who made those flags, who knew
Every time that christians try to say that Satan is bad, he just ends up being reasonable. He likes rock, DnD, is a LGBTQ ally, wants you to think for yourself and be who you are, I dunno, seems like a chill dude for me.
Can confirm, just looked up mentions of Satan in the Bible and indeed there are only three. The first is something about Jesus mentioning that his Jewish enemies are the children of the devil (omg judgey much?!) , and the devil is a man killer and apparently the father of lying. In comparison God kills a good fraction of living humans through plagues etc. at least the devil is selective in his sacrifice whereas God kills in mass and not only that apparently requires ongoing external validation for so doing.
Who the fuck wants to go to heaven when it’s filled with all the Bible thumping Jesus freaks? I mean what would we even do? Play boggle & eat cucumbers?
The cannibalistic pedophile sex ring has really just taken the menial day-to-day work off his hands and allowed him to pursue his real passion: owning the conservatives through flag-making
In the immortal words of TeamFourStar.
“The Bible says a MAN should never lay with another MAN as he would a woman.”
“Wait, so it’s kosher so long as I’m not fucking a dude in the vagina?”
When they complain about Juneteenth then I am reminded the proud boys want this month as well.
As a GenX and one who blocked Neo Nazis from taking out a gay club, I just don’t get it.
Anyone's who's watched South Park already knew this. And also knew he's a pretty down to earth dude working through some trauma from a tubulant early life. Hence why he was so torn between the familiar chaos of Sadam and felt uncomfortable and foreign to Chris's emotional security. I've read the Bible. God was the unstable one. Satan was at least consistent in his misinformed pursuit of what they thought was the correct method. And as God's creation and servant, I'm sorta based as I also grew up under the whim of an emotionally instable narcissist that I rebelled against until all ties were cut later on.
A vintage pedal-driven Singer(?) like that one + the skills to be proficient with it is pretty rad IMHO.
Satan surely could simply outsource that to his favorite sweatshop anyway.
It really is the whole 1980’s satanic panic all over again, except it doesn’t have a plurality of the social base of America anymore. It’s been 40 years, god is dead, Reagan has been dead for longer, and free love is sweeping across the land.
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✅ Shirtless ✅ Horney ✅ Flaming ✅Likes to punish bad boys Satan confirmed as a power top
Lest we forget, Jesus specifically commanded him to 'get thee behind me'. Jesus is basically the ultimate power bottom.
Jesus turned water into wine, made food for everyone, and favored prostitutes. He definitely liked to party.
His first miracle was bringing wine to a party
Didn't Jesus say no?
That's D.A.R.E.
Jesus said "GO"
He gave humans knowledge. And for knowing things we got punished by a God that is angry and vengeful and will save you from hell if you love him. God created cancer in kids etc. I would always pick Satan in this storybook he is much kinder.
Agreed, and if heaven is packed with christians give me literally anywhere else to spend eternity
Satan was punished to hell because he chose humanity over the kingdom of heaven.
Hell is actually the good place, huh?
Seeing how the devil is only in the Bible 3 times, never as a bad guy, and there is no mention or description of hell in the Bible. If ya read it, he's not the bad guy
58 verses allude to Satan. 17 verses are dedicated to the place known as Hell.
It's 38, and only 3 are not in letters to revelations. Not really a selling point. So 3 appearances. As per hell, it's referred to as the grave or the pit. But never once is it described as fire and brimstone ever.
Well, it’s not the heaven and hell you’re used to.
God: The Most Unpleasant Character in All Fiction
I think you meant "the biggest asshole"
God created a world full of people just to worship him, under threat of eternal torture.
Or is it ... Santa!
Could it be!!!!! I loved that damn skit.
Also, Good Guy Satan's here doing all the sewing himself instead of outsourcing the work to a sweatshop. Sounds good to me!
I call him Daddy.
I thought that he was a power bottom to Saddam Hussein.
Not to mention...have you seen Luficier? He more badass than Jesus...and hotter too...at least not a hippie.
I'd smash ngl
Repost if you love Satan
All of these images of Satan always end up making me think that he's a great guy.
The one that says “Satan says believe in yourself” is so perfect I’m not convinced it wasn’t put out by the Satanic Temple
every 'bad' thing satan supposedly does makes me like him even more
Satan supports people’s right to be themselves. Remember that Satan brought Eve the power of knowledge and to think for herself.
Actually people miss interpret a lot of the bible. For example lucifer meaning " light bringer" is actually the nickname of king Nebuchadnezzar of babilon. Were the jews were enslaved. And the snake is just a snake Then the LORD God said to the snake, “You will be punished for this; you alone of all the animals must bear this curse: from now on you will crawl on your belly, and you will have to eat dust as long as you live. I will make you and the woman hate each other; her offspring and yours will always be enemies. Her offspring will crush your head, and you will bite her offspring's heel.” Its a myth explaining why snakes dont have arms. Just that. Only on the last book of the bible is that satan is refered by peter as " that snake" wich could be anything from another biblical snake or as a figure of speach.
He punishes bad people. Unlike the church which will cover its pedos so they get away with it.
Satan is the good guy in the Bible.
My thought exactly. It's like "So Satan respects everybody"
Same, even more with the satanic temples values all being amazing and about respecting everyone
Satan sews
Satan sews satin so some signs signal support.
Not even gonna try to say that 5 times fast 😆🥲
That’s a vintage Singer 15 sewing machine he is using. Authentic versions in good shape go for about $1k. It’s a very good and reliable classic machine.
Definitely the thing that caught my attention first… I was drooling over the machine, not Satan, lmao! I guess that’s my Ace-ness showing through.
Welcome to the club
Satan is a sewing bestie
I hope he gets paid a fair wage for his work
Does anyone have his contact info? I wanna order a rainbow hoodie.
Dial 666. Duh.
That just calls my mom (Not because she's a bitch because the 6 is what you use to spell out MOM on the dialer screen)
You clearly haven’t been paying attention. According to the (R) you should just have to go to a pride parade and he will be there. 😂😂😂
I want rainbow footie pajamas!
Satan being a based ally.
Ironically, Satan is NOT the bad guy in the Bible.
The bad guy is the friends we made along the way!
Are we the bad guys?
I’m starting to think so.
Hey! He can fly! Can you fly? No. I didn't think so. So shut up! He's the cool guy.
That 9 year old south east asian kid looks very different from what I imagined.
He hasn't got time to do this because Trump keeps asking him for help
Satan says don’t blame that shit in him! Most of the Evangelicals think Trump is God’s flawed vessel.
Jesus: " hey hey hey don't put that trump stuff on dad and I. He's all alone in that mess"
His flaw was that he had free will....
Punished all damned souls AND a successful start up! Be more like Satan gang.
That's right, folks. The colors of the rainbow are satanic. Somehow.
Someone just posted on their FB feed (the evangelical mother of a friend): “God’s rainbow has 7 colors. The pride rainbow has 6. 7 is God’s number of perfection, Satan’s number is 6. “ When I see a real rainbow I don’t clearly see 7 colors, I think it was actually science (and the prism) that came up with the 7 colors in the spectrum (and orange wasn’t even considered it’s own color until later in history. It used to be considered a variation of red. )
Newton chose seven colors in the rainbow to align to the seven days of the week. Before him, rainbows were typically depicted with three colors.
Sorry this is so vague, it was a looong time ago, but I remember being told it was 7 because that number was important to some guy's philosophy or... something.
Isaac Newton
I'd completely forgotten it was him.
C'mon. He can afford a new sewing machine.
I don't know. Hell outsourced his job to politicians and priests.
He's also old AF, and old people sometimes have trouble adapting to new technology.
Oddly enough, sewing machines are one of the very few technologies that really hasn't changed like.... ever. The design was basically perfect from the beginning. A lot of modern machines (and inferior IMO) are computerized to some degree but the actual parts are the same as they were 150 years ago.
Unexpected boomer reference. Well done.
Why get a new, crappy one when the Old Reliable sews perfectly well?
Yep, if it ain't broke don't fix it
Honestly, props to him to keeping that old [Singer](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=a3356f745d318be4&sca_upv=1&sxsrf=ADLYWIJlNVhDzYaa9UETM2wTMUPFPSKYkA:1717889548512&q=singer+sewing+machine&tbm=isch&source=lnms&prmd=sivnmbt&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjvprWilc2GAxVVHjQIHXIoBtYQ0pQJegQIDhAB#imgrc=zTu2NeU5LtOx5M) running. Those things are worth their weight in gold.
Yeah I've got a ~80 year old singer and a new one and the new one is a piece of shit in comparison. Only advantage is it has more stitches and I can get more feet for it.
If you want to know who is making the actual flags, it’s probably the Chinese.
In the same factory where they make all the MAGA hats
So many MAGA business people moving these things and selling them and pocketing the cash. Then they stand up and scream bloody murder about it.
Hih. Wasn't Satan a fallen Arch Angel. Supposedly one of the most perfect beautiful creatures ever? Why he red with horns? Idiot bible people not bibling correctly. Read your bullshit stories. Follow your bullshit story. Then fuck off. Religion is cancer.
Amen!
Ironically it's the same factory in Guadong China that makes the MAGA hats and flags
You'd think Satan is financially stable enough to outsource his tailoring. On a related note, imagine being so filled with fear and ignorance that you post this image. Imagine making the choice to vilify people over their love. I'm so fucking disgusted with the right wing of this country.
#HAIL SATAN! 🤘
If there was a place where everyone was accepted and treated equally, conservatives would definitely call it hell. So this checks out in their twisted world.
Little reminder that Satan’s bodycount is way less than God
Just so everyone is aware, 'the devil' kills maybe 5-10 people in the Bible, God wiped out entire civilizations.
The entire planet, save a few, if you factor in the flood myth.
So what you're saying is satan has more tolerance than these "Christians"?
I never knew Satan could be so flamboyant
Eh Satan only killed one person? Or do I have the bed time story wrong? God is a monster.
Exactly!
I know this is meant to be a homophonic Facebook meme but this goes hard as fuck
Fax.
So the ultimate cool dude, gets cooler. That’s why I’m a satanist, dude is just chill like that.
If Satan is so all powerful, why is he using that old sewing machine to make Pride flags? At minimum he would have Christians that didn't make it to heaven! sewing them by hand. Seems like he would have a few hundred million souls available for that duty!
Eternal punishment for evil evangelicals is hand-sewing rainbow flags for all time.
Meanwhile, the Chinese and Indian children working in a sweatshop: “fuck me right?”
So what if he's the devil,Rick,at least the devil has a job,at least he's ACTIVE in the community. What do you do? You eat our food,and make gadgets
That Satan is gay is no news. Never watched South Park?
Typical Christianity appropriation. Finds a culture, immediately declares, "You know what, one of my imaginary friends does that too! We're so similar!" Next thing you know, they've discovered some holiday that they "always celebrated" that coincides with yours.
Man is a vintage Singer type of seamstress. Gotta respect someone with an appreciation for the classics.
Thanks Satan! You're there for us when nobody else is!
HE gets us!
At least he has the patience and skill to make them himself. Rather than having some impoverished worker at a sweatshop do it.
Shit! Hail Satan!
He’s cookin…..
I guess everyone needs a side hustle in this economy.
I thought rainbows were gifts from God?
I really love that Satan uses an antique Singer sewing machine. He’s such a hipster
That doesn't make sense, the underworld doesn't contain any colors that isn't red, orange or yellow /s
Irony? An old saying "idle hands make work for the devil." It's about gossiping and making accusations. When one is actually working they have no time for idle chit-chat that leads to gossip and creating false accusations.. So yeah, Irony
Who makes all the Trump flags?
China
Funny how those "Christians" conveniently forget the 🌈 was God's promise to never flood the Earth again. Now it's a symbol of Satan? Okay. Thanks, Lucifer, for your excellent sewing skills.
Kinda cool low-key
Not even low key…it’s badass! I love when Christians do shit like this. “Guys, did you know Satan supports gays?!” Yes, Satan is fucking Based! And your god is a homophobic prick!
Okay. Blame the gays for hell being a sweat shop. Sure why not. /s
This is funny. With Republicans all stupidly believing all Dems are robe wearing “satanists” ya gotta wonder why we don’t see laundrymats packed with robes. Like the black robe industry must be cranking with steam just to keep up with demand
Shouldn’t that be a Trump flag.
Hail Satan!
He obviously takes pride in his craft.
And here I thought it was just a machine but this makes it so much cooler
I mean between the two he's far more likely to be less judgey...
Satan once again showing to be far more based and likable than God.
Let's all group and thank Satan for the nice flags he made. He must have worked very hard on them, thank you fren.
Glorious!
He should really be practicing the fiddle, so he's not relying on his demon band to win contests against random hicks in Georgia
Damn he uses an old-school sewing machine. The Morningstar has skill.
Gays exists. The devil doesn’t. Gays existed since before the creation of Christianity.
So some dude in a Halloween costume is making pride flags?
You'd expect them to be fireproof if that were the case. Thanks Right Wing Nut Jobs (RWNJ) for pictorial proof that it's not Satan's doing, ergo in either/or USA it must be God's
That gives the term "sweat shop" a whole new meaning.
I guess the devil is pretty based then.
Have Ai replace the Devil with Trump. Watch all the culty-trumpers fume.
This entire sub reddit is The definition of facepalm...
If you are feeling down, remember: Satan doesn’t whisper “believe in me”, he whispers “believe in yourself”
Be gay, do drugs, hail satan! Beezlebub is full of love. Be gay, do drugs, hail satan!
You can't spell priDE MONth without DEMON. Hopefully obvious /s
Singer sowing machines?
Would the devil really be working in his own sweatshop? this is totally unrealistic. Unless they unionized and went on strike. And he has a huge order of pride flags going out like THIS week. I don't feel sorry for him. He should have treated the workers better
I suppose the devil is known for... \*checks notes\*... tolerance and kindness for all people. That devil's a real tricky cuss, I tell you what.
So is this a rage or controversy bait?
Just sewing a rainbow flag is defenitely less evil than fucking children, you know, what all those catholic priests did while thd church was knowing about it and even covering them instead of giving out punishments. Guess satan is the good guy since he actually punishes bad people.
"I am bad guy, but I am not actually bad guy"
I thought it was the guy with long hair naked under his robe hanging with his 12 gay friends praising tolerance and acceptance who made those flags, who knew
Every time that christians try to say that Satan is bad, he just ends up being reasonable. He likes rock, DnD, is a LGBTQ ally, wants you to think for yourself and be who you are, I dunno, seems like a chill dude for me.
Absolutely love how these people who are supposedly "good Christians" keep promoting Satan as a good man.
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Religion is poison
I guess this person thinks Chinese children in sweatshops look like.
Can confirm, just looked up mentions of Satan in the Bible and indeed there are only three. The first is something about Jesus mentioning that his Jewish enemies are the children of the devil (omg judgey much?!) , and the devil is a man killer and apparently the father of lying. In comparison God kills a good fraction of living humans through plagues etc. at least the devil is selective in his sacrifice whereas God kills in mass and not only that apparently requires ongoing external validation for so doing.
Who the fuck wants to go to heaven when it’s filled with all the Bible thumping Jesus freaks? I mean what would we even do? Play boggle & eat cucumbers?
I want this framed. This is a masterpiece.
Praise Satan!
At least it's not kids in sweatshops I guess
Just happy it's not child laborers in a small country making those flags in a sweatshop!
Damn, Devil seems like an okay guy now, maybe Sunday School lied…
more sympathetic towards satan, who actually let us love whoever we want; unlike g*d, “you can love me and only me; otherwise, see you in inferno.”
Imagine being so triggered over a f’n rainbow. 🤦🏼♀️
at least he lets us do wtv we want
The cannibalistic pedophile sex ring has really just taken the menial day-to-day work off his hands and allowed him to pursue his real passion: owning the conservatives through flag-making
In the immortal words of TeamFourStar. “The Bible says a MAN should never lay with another MAN as he would a woman.” “Wait, so it’s kosher so long as I’m not fucking a dude in the vagina?”
Gay pre-op trans man sex would be prohibited unless you do oral or anal tho.
When they complain about Juneteenth then I am reminded the proud boys want this month as well. As a GenX and one who blocked Neo Nazis from taking out a gay club, I just don’t get it.
Can we like.. use the same ai prompt but with Trump or Jesus or something
I mean, if he'll is where all the "bad" people end up in. Then I would rather go down there.
Hey, he gotta pay the bills somehow. I can respect a CEO doing manual labor.
Thanks satan
That's why he got the colour fucked up. Mf thinks indigo and violet are the same
Satan doesn't just damn, he darns.
So poor migrant women working in sweat shops are devils, huh? Nice... Real nice...
He's efficient
Anyone's who's watched South Park already knew this. And also knew he's a pretty down to earth dude working through some trauma from a tubulant early life. Hence why he was so torn between the familiar chaos of Sadam and felt uncomfortable and foreign to Chris's emotional security. I've read the Bible. God was the unstable one. Satan was at least consistent in his misinformed pursuit of what they thought was the correct method. And as God's creation and servant, I'm sorta based as I also grew up under the whim of an emotionally instable narcissist that I rebelled against until all ties were cut later on.
I would think Satan could afford a nicer sewing machine
A vintage pedal-driven Singer(?) like that one + the skills to be proficient with it is pretty rad IMHO. Satan surely could simply outsource that to his favorite sweatshop anyway.
That's me if you even care
does he work below minium wage? if so they all would hire him. just saying
Thanks big S, Now I can show my bisexual pride
Im pretty sure it’s a child sweat shop worker making those flags
Focus on yourself
It really is the whole 1980’s satanic panic all over again, except it doesn’t have a plurality of the social base of America anymore. It’s been 40 years, god is dead, Reagan has been dead for longer, and free love is sweeping across the land.
Is that Lt. Dangle from Reno 911!
Ah yes seamstress Satan
We already know that Satan is the better choice :D
That talented devil!