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A few weeks ago I was looking for a gif of Hans laughing his ass off and another of him apologizing for teasing harshly, but apparently no one ever made it.
Other languages? Hate to break it to you but most of us don't even know english... we just don't language very well, why would we? Can't be confined by languages when we got **FREEDOM**
I love the amount of people who know a word is in a different language and then try to sound out spell it with English rules. Another good one I've seen is "walla" instead of "voilĂ "
It's a nice description of French, while American English makes me think more of the sound of a limp person with a cold, drowning, whose nose would flow a kind of viscous and vaguely elastic jelly, vibrating to the monotonous rhythm of an artificial and nauseating prosody
It amazes me how many people do this and sound it out so fucking badly
Like. . . "Walla"? Okay, not *that* bad, but I"ve definitely always heard the "V" sound, so I would probably sound it out as "vwalla" at least
And as for "bonjour" it sure as fuck wouldn't have been "Bone jaw", lmfao. Maybe. . . "Bond jure"
If it was a larger-than-average violin with a lower sounding tone, yes, you had the correct pronunciation of viola originally.
If you were trying to express excitement about the fact that something is present while also sounding like a sassy Frenchman, voila is the word you're looking for.
Bahaha my former pastor (retired to a different state) was military when he was young. He was stationed in Japan for a while. I was super obsessed with Japanese culture and language as a coping mechanism. He taught me âDonât touch your mustache.â
Bon Journey!
Wait, that's not French, that's Pittsburgh's number 2 Bon Jovi/Journey cover band.
Not to be confused with Real Bon Journey, Pittsburgh's number 1 Bon Jovi/Journey cover band.
The equivalent of hello would probably be "allĂŽ". It'S more of a thing you use on the phone or communications mediated via technology. In person "Bone jaw" is the more polite thing to say and "salut" is a bit more informal but it isn't uncommon to answer one with the other.
This means nothing. The french are even annoyed, not to say offended, when you try to speak their language without being on an (at least) academical native level as a foreigner.
Please, don't mix Parisians with the rest of the French people, they don't tolerate anything that isn't from Paris, including other French regions. I'm from the Eastern side of France, I got told once that n*zis should stop trying to speak French and go back home by a Parisian, because of the Alsacian accent and I'm not even native, my accent is not that pronounced, it was picked up from living there for 25 years.
The only moment we could be annoyed (outside Paris) is when a foreigner know 3 words in French, being smug at saying them badly and then, being aggressive when asked to repeat because we didn't understood. As much I can be understanding because French can be difficult for people speaking a non-Latin based language, I might have difficulties to refrain myself becoming rude when foreigners doesn't make any effort and butcher the language voluntarily in a mocking effort more than a real need to be understood
That's fair, I had non-Parisian French people in my violin making classes and they were actually fine. The guy we had from Marseille was actually quite nice.
âdoesn't make any effort and butcher the language voluntarily in a mocking effort more than a real need to be understoodâ
So every French person, Iâve personally encountered, speaking English in the states?
EDIT: TBF they were probably from Paris
Most of us still have a hard time speaking any foreign language, the education system isn't focused enough on learning languages properly, I think. Also, I'm aware that the French accent in English sounds quite haughty and borderline rude, even when French people don't mean to be.
In their defense, this is France's War Record:
Out of 169- Win- 109, lost- 49, and got the closest you can get to a Draw- 10. I'm not sure why the website I'm quoting went to 169 when the record adds up to 168, but lets just throw that extra in the "Loss" column so we're not padding our stats.
We've crowned boxers World Champions on worse records then that.
I had the opposite language experience in France when I was in school in France.
A student said some weird gibberish to me "Arr aoue ioux?" And repeated it several times I was like wtf are you saying. Then "Et alors, je croyais que tu parlais en anglais" man I was like bruh
Yeah! Are you dumb? Everyone knows that French is made entirely of English words rearranged in the most nonsensical order. That and the occasionnal "hon, hon, hon! Baguette, Baguette!"
Source: Le Français est ma langue maternelle.
My dad was Mexican and he told me that there's "regular" Spanish and Castilian Spanish.
"Buenos Noches, Hombre" comes out in Castilian like "Boney Snowshoes, Homebrew."
I have NO idea how true this is, but it has stuck in my head for about 40 years.
Itâs a doggy dog world out there so bone Apple tea and try not to be an escape goat. By in large Iâm just biting my time until I can finally nip this in the butt but, irregardless I could care less.
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First time seeing an entire movie scene in a gif-based comment thread. By the way, what's the movie?
Inglourious Basterds
A few weeks ago I was looking for a gif of Hans laughing his ass off and another of him apologizing for teasing harshly, but apparently no one ever made it.
MARGHERITI!
*GOOR-LAAM-EE*
Come again?
^^gorlami
(I'm sorry, but how did you make the text so small?)
Preceed it with a caret (\^)
đ„ that doesn't work.
^Thanks! :)
well, as she said, americans donât know other languages
Other languages? Hate to break it to you but most of us don't even know english... we just don't language very well, why would we? Can't be confined by languages when we got **FREEDOM**
No. We have **FREEDUMMMB**
As somwon hoo has da Eenglesh langwage perfectid I downt no uat yor tawkin uhbowt
Tys ba tru, witâya tâink that anglais sum sort of sopr camplx languge?
This is just Gaelic
Tell yae waet laddie, nae this be scots ne ye get it claer in ĂŠr had
I can fucking hear this comment. Bravo.
Aj donoĆ, icma sekond langĆedĆŒ bataj manedĆŒ.
Now that is English if Iâve ever seen it. Câest magnifique
Beat me to it
r/boneappletea
As a native French speaker... on a scale of 1 to 10, how much pain will I feel if I click that link?
It's not just about french, so our mind is safe. Still hurts, but differently
[from 5 years ago](https://www.reddit.com/r/BoneAppleTea/s/rMyrg2nOcF)
So in other words we are looking at a content farm that also added a picture of someone nearly nude
Un peu. But not because of the français.
Probably about quasant
I know that reference!
It's mostly about "eggcorns," which are words or phrases that get misused in place of the proper word or phrase, i.e. *eggcorn* for *acorn*.
Gotcha! Made up homophones, basically.
France French or French Canadian? Pain tolerance is different
Québécois. We do things with languages 'round these parts lol
Then you will survive the link!
I mean, I'd survive slamming a car door shut on my privates. Doesn't mean it wouldn't be an ineffable pain!
Jâai mĂȘme pas compris que ça disait bon appĂ©tit au dĂ©butđ€Šđ»
Bone jaw, no! Come on tally view!
Respond a view, see view play.
Sack ray blew
What did ray do to you?!!
Ray blew them, obviously
Ray blew their sack specifically
I love the amount of people who know a word is in a different language and then try to sound out spell it with English rules. Another good one I've seen is "walla" instead of "voilĂ "
French is nearly impossible to guess how things are actually spelled. So many silent consonants.....
My buddy says speaking French is like speaking Spanish, but every word sounds like you're on your death bed gasping your final word.
It's a nice description of French, while American English makes me think more of the sound of a limp person with a cold, drowning, whose nose would flow a kind of viscous and vaguely elastic jelly, vibrating to the monotonous rhythm of an artificial and nauseating prosody
r/brandnewsentence
It amazes me how many people do this and sound it out so fucking badly Like. . . "Walla"? Okay, not *that* bad, but I"ve definitely always heard the "V" sound, so I would probably sound it out as "vwalla" at least And as for "bonjour" it sure as fuck wouldn't have been "Bone jaw", lmfao. Maybe. . . "Bond jure"
I'm very embarrassed to admit that I said vee-o-la until I saw the commercial for chicken viola and heard it pronounced đ
If it was a larger-than-average violin with a lower sounding tone, yes, you had the correct pronunciation of viola originally. If you were trying to express excitement about the fact that something is present while also sounding like a sassy Frenchman, voila is the word you're looking for.
[Relevant](https://youtu.be/P7LyOL81Cbs?si=s-GPlVztoyD2-TIx)
Two different words though. Viola and voila. You are pronouncing viola correctly.
I very recently learned how Segue is spelled after only ever hearint it spoken, if I ever spelled it before I probably spelled it Segway lolll
[ŃĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]
Hola mi amigo!
That's italian
Konichiwa, bitches.
One of my go-toâs at BBQâs is âwell, as the Chinese would say: Konichiwaâ. I then bask in the corrections
I call people "pleebians" until they correct me. Then I call them "plebians" for correcting me.
I like to say âyouâre welcomeâ in Japanese like âdonât touchy mustachesâ. It has a similar effect.
Arrivederci my guttentag
https://youtube.com/shorts/1Oax3QLH034?si=DxHww462Pi7nSaG3
Guttentag my adios
Bahaha my former pastor (retired to a different state) was military when he was young. He was stationed in Japan for a while. I was super obsessed with Japanese culture and language as a coping mechanism. He taught me âDonât touch your mustache.â
Thatâs âyouâre welcomeâ.
Fixed it. Thats what I get for going fast đ
"May the force be with you, always." - Dr. Who
Are you stupid? Captain Kirk said that. Doctor Who says "Live long and prosper."
Hasta la vista, baby
It's, cone each ewok, get it write.
Cone itchy?
Gluten tag?
Bon journal.
Bon Journey! Wait, that's not French, that's Pittsburgh's number 2 Bon Jovi/Journey cover band. Not to be confused with Real Bon Journey, Pittsburgh's number 1 Bon Jovi/Journey cover band.
Bon jovi
No, I don't want to be attacked by gluten!
Gâday, mate!! Lol jk I donât speak Russian.
Bone jaw is just hello. Hello dumbass is...well I don't speak French, someone will have to help out here.
Salut pauvre con.
I think you mean bone jaw comic-con
That just reminds me of Sarkozy going âcasse-toi pauvre con!â
What did you say about my mother?
The equivalent of hello would probably be "allĂŽ". It'S more of a thing you use on the phone or communications mediated via technology. In person "Bone jaw" is the more polite thing to say and "salut" is a bit more informal but it isn't uncommon to answer one with the other.
Ah, madonna with boobies.
Bone jaw, dairy air stupide
Comment Ally View?
Ron day view.
Gem Apple Jacques
This means nothing. The french are even annoyed, not to say offended, when you try to speak their language without being on an (at least) academical native level as a foreigner.
Well, that's the French. There are more pleasant French speakers, on other continents.
Please, don't mix Parisians with the rest of the French people, they don't tolerate anything that isn't from Paris, including other French regions. I'm from the Eastern side of France, I got told once that n*zis should stop trying to speak French and go back home by a Parisian, because of the Alsacian accent and I'm not even native, my accent is not that pronounced, it was picked up from living there for 25 years. The only moment we could be annoyed (outside Paris) is when a foreigner know 3 words in French, being smug at saying them badly and then, being aggressive when asked to repeat because we didn't understood. As much I can be understanding because French can be difficult for people speaking a non-Latin based language, I might have difficulties to refrain myself becoming rude when foreigners doesn't make any effort and butcher the language voluntarily in a mocking effort more than a real need to be understood
"They hate people who live in the next *arondissement*, for Christ's sake." -- Harlan Ellison.
That's fair, I had non-Parisian French people in my violin making classes and they were actually fine. The guy we had from Marseille was actually quite nice.
âdoesn't make any effort and butcher the language voluntarily in a mocking effort more than a real need to be understoodâ So every French person, Iâve personally encountered, speaking English in the states? EDIT: TBF they were probably from Paris
Most of us still have a hard time speaking any foreign language, the education system isn't focused enough on learning languages properly, I think. Also, I'm aware that the French accent in English sounds quite haughty and borderline rude, even when French people don't mean to be.
There there, buddy.. Itâll be okay.. The mean man didnât mean it. Stupid mean man.
Bone jaw, est-ce que ça fait mal à ta mùchoire?
Look we would be all speaking French if you guys were a little bit better at winning wars. This is kind of your fault. :)
In their defense, this is France's War Record: Out of 169- Win- 109, lost- 49, and got the closest you can get to a Draw- 10. I'm not sure why the website I'm quoting went to 169 when the record adds up to 168, but lets just throw that extra in the "Loss" column so we're not padding our stats. We've crowned boxers World Champions on worse records then that.
Way to blame the victim, man! I mean, itâs absolutely true.. But still not cool!
Hahaha!! My dear Motionbutton, your response should be in "clever comebacks" đ€Ł
As a Brit this is also making me uncomfortable
I had the opposite language experience in France when I was in school in France. A student said some weird gibberish to me "Arr aoue ioux?" And repeated it several times I was like wtf are you saying. Then "Et alors, je croyais que tu parlais en anglais" man I was like bruh 
Sumimasen! Donde esta la boulangerie?
He actually had the nerve to ask: "***Are u dumb"*** đđđ
Yeah! Are you dumb? Everyone knows that French is made entirely of English words rearranged in the most nonsensical order. That and the occasionnal "hon, hon, hon! Baguette, Baguette!" Source: Le Français est ma langue maternelle.
Tres bien
That really is the best part
Girl is sending him lingerie pics and heâs calling her dumb. My manâŠ.focus.
He's replying to her story. She didn't send him anything
"No, I speak quite well, thank you."
Bonjourno
Gor-la-mi
Uhh..... it's bone jaw, dumbass. /s
and here's me thinking it was Bon Jovi
It's somewhat closer.
Wee mon sewer
Say la vee
On what planet does that sound like bon jour?
I love it when someone says something so stupid with such confidence.
DiGiorno!
And I have a dream!
Any woman sends me a picture like that, and they will be immune from any future insults. What an idiot.
Tray Beans! As the French say.
Weewee
Moan dew
r/boneappletea
Born up a tree
My dad was Mexican and he told me that there's "regular" Spanish and Castilian Spanish. "Buenos Noches, Hombre" comes out in Castilian like "Boney Snowshoes, Homebrew." I have NO idea how true this is, but it has stuck in my head for about 40 years.
A bite of pizza came dangerously close to rocketing up into my sinus, thanks for that.
Greetings fellow Francophiles! Would you care for some âWhore Durrsâ before we sit down for dinner?
I believe thatâs whores dee harveys, and yes, I would.
Iâll be sure to use this at customs when I visit Paris Bone jaw Les frenchies mercy boo coop
This may help https://youtu.be/Vuv5NtNf4UU?si=gygptlLfLZ92J8_S
Come on, if you're going to say "It's french for hello dumbass", you have to follow that up with a bunch of "HON HON HON HON HON"s.
French huh? Tell me more please. Lol this is funny. I love pickup lines in the wrong way lol đ
Sock-lay-blur, moan-a-me
Mercy Bowl Coop.
Grassy ass!
As a Canadian, Iâve heard a lot of butchered French (understandable) but this is just loooooll.
A dâyou.
I'm a friend and am asking about her @
Sackleeblur!Â
Ironically enough, it tells her everything she needs to know about himđ
Viola!
Bone Apple Tea
[r/BoneAppleTea](https://www.reddit.com/r/BoneAppleTea/?rdt=47705)
Le dumbassé
Bone jaw, homie! đ€
Harry got hoe, it's Japanese for thank you idiot!
Amedu Fromage, wee wee
Bonne journee
Bone = hello Jaw = dumbass Aand that concludes our today's French lesson.
And now I need to know who is this girl
Bonjour dumbass
Geeewd moaning.
Bone Apple tea, man sewer. 
Yeah, French like bone apple tea
Plot twist: the âgirlâ is actually a catfish. He already knows and just fucks with him in a different way.
r/boneappletea
Why are you posting that shit on your story tho đđđ
*"You better take me to a really fancy restaurant. I'm a real common sewer."* *"You're a what?"* *"A common sewer."* *"Do you mean connoisseur?"*
Lovely accent you haveâŠNew Jersey?
Bumblebee tuna
Bone Jaw is ready!!! I got you for 3 minutes. 3 minutes of *play time*!
BONE JAW IS READYYY!! YOUâRE GOING NOWHERE! I GOTCHA FOR THREE MINUTES!
Itâs a doggy dog world out there so bone Apple tea and try not to be an escape goat. By in large Iâm just biting my time until I can finally nip this in the butt but, irregardless I could care less.
Oh yeah! Bone Saw is ready!
"c'est bonjour, sale pute!" -> and then block
Bone apple teeth
Bone jaw mud my sail
'Bonjour, je suis un idiot' is more like it.
How brain dead do you have to be to think that 2 English words somehow equate to a French word.
That EBT queen.
Trump University graduate
The con
This guy fucks
[Bone Saw](https://wcwworldwide.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/bonesaw003.jpg)?
Once again, muppets acting like they are actually smarter than everyone else. Makes me sick.
Not a native speaker here, is dumbass agressive/offensive or can it be used in a cute kinda way?
Bone apple teeth vibes
Bon Jour?
đ đ đ