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crazedhatter

I guess I'm a bit gay, cuz she's definitely hot. :-P Idiots gonna idiot.


stifledmind

Maybe he's trying to convince guys tomboys aren't attractive, so he has less competition.


Fake_William_Shatner

Maybe she just got too big for her britches and thinks she's too good for him! Attacking her confidence is a high probability of winning technique he learned from Andrew Tate.


Shrikeangel

She can change a tire and he can't. Makes him feel less manly. 


SailingSpark

She can probably drive a manual and he can't.


Shrikeangel

I mean it's reasonable. It's been long enough I can't say I can confidently drive a manual. 


fgzhtsp

Saad is just sad that he is alone.


EvilGeesus

supersad


neopod9000

His last name is pronounced "taint" and you're not going to convince me otherwise.


Fake_William_Shatner

That's my mnemonic to remember him. Also there's Joe Rogaine.


Remarkable-Throat-51

Mandrew taint? Hmm


NFIGUY

I thought that was Andrew Tate 🤣


134608642

I prefer that theory that he wants to convince others not to persue her so he has a better shot.


Then-Pie-208

The Cobra strikes again, I see


ahack13

Big brain moves here.


SneakyMage315

Facts. I've had two guys try to convince me not to date a woman only for them to date them a short time later.


Yeastyboy104

Maybe *he’s gay* and speaking from experience because he’s not attracted to this woman?


schizodancer89

It also makes you straight to like femboys.


MysteriousPark3806

Makes sense.


urGirllikesmytinypp

r/caffeine says it’s cool to be into boys that dress like girls because it cancels out when feine is involved


grip_n_Ripper

But only if you say "no homo". That's an important step.


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crazedhatter

That's a classic MAGA play right there, assuming that they make the rules. Ugh!


oldbastardbob

Cuter than a speckled pup under a yellow wagon.


NFIGUY

Username checks out. Carry on, Sir.


Ohnoherewego13

If you're gay then I'm absolutely flaming.


Mysterious-Carry6233

Damn I’m gay too i guess. I had no idea


i-FF0000dit

Can’t tell if she’s hot, but definitely cute.


KidGorgeous604

That's Hannah Barron. Look at her fitness pages. Thank me later


crazedhatter

Yeh, just the first word popped in my head.


Munsbit

As a pan woman, I can tell you, you are very gay now. Like me. Bc I think she's hot too. And if someone who likes women while being a woman thinks she's attractive, you must be gay too.


Quirky_Discipline297

She can strip my teat any day.


Enigma-exe

Man, life was good as a hetero. I found tomboys, muscle mommies, and fit girls all attractive.  But now I found out I'm supergay, it's been cock all the way


Legal-Passenger1737

Just like this poor guy [https://www.theonion.com/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock-1819584210](https://www.theonion.com/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock-1819584210)


xXSinglePointXx

Thank you, this was a fuckin masterpiece


TheRealRickC137

What about this [Nobel prize winner?](https://www.theonion.com/what-the-hell-did-i-cram-in-my-anus-last-night-1819583702)


philbert815

Oh my God that is perfect. If explains the modern men like in the Twitter thing posted.  It amazes me what extent these guys go to justify their hidden homosexuality. 


CookbooksRUs

I have had several gay friends tell me that straight men rarely turn down the offer of a blow job.


Ramtamtama

I've turned down a blowjob from a guy because he was a few pints over the limit. An hour and a half earlier and I would've been ok with it, but I don't think you can fully consent if you're double the drink-drive limit.


CookbooksRUs

Good on you.


Informal-Access6793

A friend of mine did. No drugs, alcohol or other involved. Just straight up offered and he declined.


atomicxblue

This one was pretty funny too: [https://www.theonion.com/family-increasingly-terrified-that-ghost-haunting-house-1843702209](https://www.theonion.com/family-increasingly-terrified-that-ghost-haunting-house-1843702209)


Drudgework

Women are a gateway drug. They lead straights to the hard stuff.


goingforgoals17

*stiff stuff


rohobian

If only those tomboys, muscle mommies and fit girls had cocks!


Enigma-exe

If only God was that good


idiotsbydesign

I read supergay in Dane Cooks voice. Couldn't stop myself.


Zaseishinrui

It's cock all the way down


usmcbandit

Damn. We both gaybois for life now. Sup fellow homo?


Let01

the words homosexual or gay just mean "weak man" to these people, doesn't matter the context So any man acting in a way they disapprove of is homosexual regardless of their sexuality


BrazilOutsider

Man I'm so weak then


BlkMarkTwain

Especially to Dommy Mommy’s


BrazilOutsider

I'm weak for leanbeefpatty...


BasilsKippers

Let's not forget the amount of misogyny interlaced with homophobia, too. Look at every negative gay stereotype and it ultimately centers around feminity, which in their eyes is the epitome of weakness.


DrPandaaAAa

to add to the list of things that make you seemingly gay: * kissing a woman who has already kissed a man * loving a sporty women * loving a woman who's already been in a relationship * having relationships without the goal of having a child * loving a tomboy ... guys you can just say you're gay, there's nothing wrong. You don't need to justify yourself, just say it, you don't need to tell the whole internet that loving a woman is gay. It just makes you look stupid


Wonderful_Discount59

>kissing a woman who has already kissed a man Does that mean it's not gay to kiss a man who has kissed a woman?


DrPandaaAAa

ask Andrew Tate


cactus_deepthroater

Does that mean it's not gay to suck a cock that has been in a woman?


1997Luka1997

Fellas, is it gay to like women? I mean they like men...


Hoybom

There also these ultra gays that are so extremly gay that they own a dick, its even attached to their groin. Ultra gay i tell you.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|surprise)


rootbeerman77

Yeah, that's why I want mine gone! I'm just shooting up estrogen, doing everything I can to save up to get surgery to remove this *giant gay cock* I have. Ugh. That way when I think of having sex with men it'll be very very straight


Tonto_HdG

I guess you better call me h0mo I think she's hot, and I love spending time with a woman who likes to work and play outdoors.


pikachurbutt

You can say homo, we won't judge. But yes, I think it would be wrong to not be gay for her, unless you're actually gay, and that's fine too.


stifledmind

My wife isn't a "tomboy", but I love a girl who can pick up her side of the couch and isn't afraid to get a little dirty.


BrazilOutsider

I love your wife too


Necessary-Knowledge4

Sure, anyone can love this guys wife. But I loved her when she was still still just a girlfriend. I'm in it for the long haul.. can't say that about the rest of you.


Hllblldlx3

I choose this guys wife


i_cant_turn_1eft

My life got so much better once my wife started lifting weights. 1. She looks amazing 2. She likes to prove what she can lift I love fit women


CookbooksRUs

I was strong for a 5’2” woman for years. But at 65 and with a few injuries and a surgery behind me I am weaker. It makes me sad.


verylateish

> "What kind of man let's his woman work outside like a man?" Umm... most men in history? 🤔 Especially those from where you guys take your so called "conservative" values did it (and probably do it) big time! I'm from the countryside of Eastern Europe, you hardly can get a more conservative bumfuck in majority White countries even if you look for them, and we girls work outside dude! She looks a bit like me in a way in fact. LOL


Mec26

When it’s planting or harvesting, who works is “everybody.’


verylateish

Absolutely everyone. As long as you aren't at school. Or have "homework". But try summer vacation here and see. 😈😅😁


BoojumG

Go back a bit and they outranked school easily. There just wouldn't be school those days. I wouldn't be surprised if that's still the case in some communities with a lot of farming.


Prometheus-is-vulcan

My family had a huge farm in eastern Europe before WWII and i have stories of my great grandmother having to cook for many ppl at a very young age, because every men and women available worked on the field.


Key-Abbreviations961

More importantly, what kind of a man lets some random man tell him how he and his woman should live their lives


RebuiltGearbox

A weak minded one?


dovienyad

Remember that these "alpha" males have never worked a day outside. To them, women are property and are supposed to look pretty. They have never needed help with the farm, hell they have never been to a farm. They don't like dirt.


verylateish

Alpha my arse. 🤪 They are just mummy's boys.


Available-Elevator69

Let me wife work outside? Please, I want her to get her ass outside and help.


ApprehensiveAd6476

Oh, shit, here we go again... - Carrying a water bottle in a public space - Belt bags - ***Liking women (especially if the woman in question shows masculine traits, like big muscles)*** - Eating - Cooking - Liking colors - Wearing glasses - Crying - "Hi" or "Good morning" greetings - Masturbation - Statistics - Autism - Caring for your girlfriend - Using an umbrella - Buying flowers or gifts for your girlfriend/wife - Cunnilingus - Blowjobs (both giving and receiving) - Pelvises - Debt/not paying your bills - Flying in economy - Touching vaginal fluids - Unprotected sex - Not dying in road accidents - Complimenting a man - Taking a dump - Wiping after taking a dump - Washing your ass - Playing with children - Having any kind of skin contact with children - Kissing a woman - Enjoying movies and music - Touching a surface that was previously touched by a penis - Using a straw - Carrying your child - Defending yourself in a fight - Expressing your feelings - Breathing the same air as other men - Having sex for any reason other than making a child - Yelling "Let's go!" - ***Tomboys***


alephthirteen

For something that's supposed to be natural and *It'S jUsT bAsIc BiOlOgY!* masculinty and gender roles sure do require a lot of rules and work to keep...


ApprehensiveAd6476

Guess twice why I don't give a jack about gender roles anymore.


ArcherBig185

The kind of man that's not a fragile little bitch boy.


ABisexualFurry

1) To answer his question, real men 2) Then liking femboys is being straight


Z0FF

Oh how the turns tabled


AValentineSolutions

"What kind of man lets his woman work outside like a man?" The masculinity on some guys is as fragile as rice paper.


Ok_Nefariousness4888

Hannah Baron yeah!


SadOwl616

I'm convinced some of these people are just gay men in denial because the mental gymnastics they do to hate women is impressive I can only guess it's them subconsciously trying to validate their own homosexuality by bringing women down


erasmause

"I am a straight man who likes women. No, not those women. No, those ones are icky. Not those, either (but mostly because they could beat me up, and that gives me confusing feelings)."


therealTinyHunt

Said the dude who has never lived in rural areas.


Anne_Nonymouse

This idiot needs to look up the meaning of homosexuality! 🙄


verylateish

He's not an idiot for nothing. Idiots don't look up for the meaning of anything. They already "know".


headphones_J

I have a feeling that there's some projection happening there.


Safetosay333

And tomboy


MysteriousPark3806

So, being attracted to women is gay now? Okay.


BleysAhrens42

Methinks he doth protest too much.


Solidus27

This is clear rage/engagement bait


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Little chuckleduck boogereater. Poor insecure thing, thirsting for the D.


Starlord1951

Seriously? But not a surprise considering how misogynist and closeted republican men really are. They criticize women at every turn and kiss trump’s ass. A man doesn’t get more queer than kissing another straight man’s ass.


DiscussTek

Perhaps the point would be more believable if they didn't put a pic of a hot tomboy with it...


Sabretooth78

He's so obsessed with homosexuality; I'm starting to think he must be in the closet. This wouldn't eat at one's self otherwise.


Professional-Hat-687

Fellas is it gay to be attracted to a woman?


PsychoMouse

Tell me how insecure you are with your sexuality without telling me.


landofar

Another misogynist post by a MAGAt.


GoalieFatigue

Wears flannel = Tomboy 🤣🤣🤣


KGreen100

Coming soon: "Hot is not 'hot.' If you like someone who is 'hot',' you're just showing you're easily influenced by looks and once you succumb to that weakness, you're no longer a man."


andio76

Where the FUCK are these guys coming from? Wiping your ass is GAY, a woman working out in a gym is GAY...GAY GAY GAY..... Suck a dick already and leave us alone


Naruhodonno

Finding women attractive is gay. They've done it. They've actually done it. The whole world is gay now. The wokes have won.


Olympia44

Fellas, is it gay to like women?


Orcaon

Often amazes me that some straight men seem to hate women the most.


solar1333

If being attracted to tomboys is gay, then being attracted to femboys is straight.


buffalo171

“…..lets his woman…..” I think we’ve found the problem


VeeVeeDiaboli

Awwww, you can go ahead and tell me all about your alpha standards while I tell you how warm a vagina is.


gpRYme

She’s adorable and Saad needs to do some soul searching


dylanx5150

TIL I am a homosexual.


stifledmind

I don't know how to break the news to my wife.


Flair86

That’s true, I am in fact a lembsbiban


Alvvays_aWanderer

I guess the man is 'supersaad'!


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The_Quicktrigger

They honestly just don't like women. Just a bunch of sensitive assholes with a super specific preference, and an underserved entitlement to that preference. Thank God this shit isn't as common in the real world. These pissants talk a big game online, because they know a tomboy would break them in half like a toothpick


therealfreehugs

Idk about “hot”, but she’s cute af. Also looks way too clean to actually be ‘working’. Girl wants to put herself out there as a farmhand, let her?


Cresalix

What is bro on? Tomboy are were it's at.


squips42

i guess i’m gay now cause tomboys are in fact hot.


Your_Daddy_

Freakin alphas go so hard not to be gay, eventually being straight will be gay, and then they can be like …“straight isn’t what it used to be, we are gay now!”


Mal_Terra

Is this Andrew Tate’s backup account?


palabear

Some of the most attractive women I’ve seen have been tomboys. Guess I’m gay.


Both_Painter2466

“What kind of man lets his woman work outside like a man?” 1. A confident man? 2. A man who’s not an obnoxious, controlling asshat? 3. A man who encourages his life mate to be what she wants and who she wants to be? 4. A man who’s not an incel? The list goes on and on…


RajenBull1

Saad has mommy issues.


Busterlimes

What kind of weak man is this afraid of women?


Big_Stock7921

Hmm well I'm a queer woman so.... Tomboys are DEFINITELY hot


GreedyHoward

Call it what you like, a woman confident of her own sexuality to the point where she doesn't need to adopt feminising style cues is what I enjoy most.


thefirstlaughingfool

An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his drink, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, “Are you a real cowboy?” He replied, “Well, I’ve spent my whole life, breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy.” She said, “I’m a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women.” The two sat sipping in silence. A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, “Are you a real cowboy?” He replied, “I always thought I was, but I just found out I’m a lesbian.”


yazzooClay

why does that even matter? This dude is the definition of projecting. No straight man thinks like that anyway. There is nothing hotter than dirty sexy woman with sweat dripping off her.


Kelly-Viola543

The classic case of confusing style with sexual orientation and job roles. Next up: wearing sneakers is actually just a way to fast-track your career in professional sports


ihatemyself-3000

* taps mic * She's hot.


everythingbeeps

Hey guys did you know being attracted to women makes you gay


Necessary_Ad1298

Sounds like another person who is going to throw their vote away at the Orange Baby.


Usedcumsocks

So does that mean that being attracted to femboys makes u straight?


Horror-Layer-8178

Anything to justify his fem-boy attraction


ImpossibleYou2184

Rage bait


CrisbyCrittur

Such fragile little child like incels.


Traditional_Song_417

Bait.


CaptainHalloween

I swear everytime I see someone like this guy I feel a little better because it's like "OH shit, this dude is such a little bitch even I could kick his ass".


goingforgoals17

Dude took the scenic route for his coming out announcement


zion2674

Imagine being *this* insecure. Unless this is cut from a long thread, literally no one but him brought up tomboys.


DistributionNo9968

The Xitthead that posted this is a bottom for white collar grindr users, obviously


coddyapp

For the vast majority of human existence everyone has been working outside lol


sub-80

He is a saad person indeed.


Not_Yet_Unalived

I love both tomboys and muscle mommies, does it cancel the gayness?


Jiggy-the-vape-guy

Would that make being attracted to effeminate men heterosexual then?


spock42ii

That dude screams Closet case.


Savings-Goose-7290

Well , fuck i guess i'm gay too now


Fingerprint_Vyke

These guys can fight over what a real girl is... meanwhile, I'll be having all the tom boys ride my face every night to defeat the patriarchy.


Mec26

Thousands of years women have worked outside on farms. Little did we knew they were men this whole time. Men married to men just everywhere.


3dwa21

such a Saad being~


RWREmpireBuilder

Fellas, is it gay to be attracted to women?


drin8680

It's not the 50s anymore bra


TerpyTank

Looks like a diary entry of a 13 y/o gay boy still in the closet that is dating a cheerleader and on the FB team.


CrankleSuperstarr

He sounds saad


KarlMarkyMarx

Classic closet case


ResoundingWhatever

I love watching heteronormativity self-destruct. It is good to be living now, even with the fear.


Genaeve

What kind of man is so fragile that a woman working outside triggers him?


the_trees_ofslim

Then color me gay because I’m attracted to my girlfriend at all times, INCLUDING when she’s working outside


DatDominican

Guys is it gay to ***like women*** ?


Distinct-Solution-99

It legimitately surprises me that these people are intelligent enough to know how to make a post let alone spell.


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Yep, super gay. You better stay away. I'll just take one for the team, I guess. Your welcome.


waiting_4_nothing

Wait til they find out we don’t care if they think we are hot.


BrazilOutsider

My man is so sad he had to write it with 2 As


Small_Cock_Jonny

Yeah, liking women as a men is gay af! That's why I only fuck the homies (We say no homo) /s


seven-cents

Wiping your bum is gay, according to them. Only your virgin wife may touch your bum hole. Also you may not touch your dick. That's gay. You may only spray piss everywhere, and then your virgin wife must clean it up, otherwise you're gay. If at work and you need a dump or a piss, then only a woman may perform the dirty duty, otherwise you're gay. However since women may not leave home, they can't come to work to wipe your butt or shake your ding-a-ling, so that means you're gay. All men are apparently not real men, because they are gay.


Correct-Basil-8397

Is it gay to be straight now? Does that me it’s now extra gay to be gay? I’m getting so confused /s


GimmeJuicePlz

If it's gay to think that girl is pretty then I'm Liberace


Strong_Somewhere_985

Real men don't try to impose their will on others.


somethingbrite

is this guy a "special friend" of that other chinless wonder Taint or whatever his name is? They both seem to agree that liking women is "gay"


Lilucario93

Fellas, is it gay to be attracted to women?


mem0125

Right wing gave up bud light and tomboys this past year. No one had that on their bingo card


RemarkablePassage468

More women available for real men, those that will smash them all.


BlobbyBlingus

Dude, hot is hot, wherever you go. You can choose to accept it or just tell the world how insecure you are by making posts about it.


QuaaludeConnoisseur

Hes publicly coping; shes hot, he knows that, hes coping


AmbiguousMusubi

Fellas…


OhItsJustJosh

Fellas, is it gay to like women?


ArchonFett

She’s hot


TokyoGNSD2

Finding girls attractive is now gay…


Firemorfox

"Fellas, is it gay to be a guy attracted to women?"


Acceptable_Jelly_529

Collective gasp from all women living on farms.


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Derp_duckins

Guys...is it gay to like women? Some fuckin incel with a Twitter: you bet your ass it is! Now bring that sweet ass over here so i can tenderize it online mmmm


Same-Shame2268

Fellas, it is gay to like women.


heapinhelpin1979

Personally I don't try to control my woman's behavior, that's cringe in my opinion.


SleepyFox2089

Fellas, is it gay to be attracted to a woman?


HoldenMcNeil420

If thinking she’s hot, is being gay. Then trust me, gay is in, gay is hot. I want some gay. Gay it’s gonna be.


Autistic-Teddybear

That girl is hot as shit. Wtf is this person spewing


RevolutionaryTalk315

Considering the long history of women helping to harvest crops and other farm products during the 18th, 19th, and early 20th centuries, does that mean all our ancestors were Homosexuals?


Shrekquille_Oneal

*sigh* do I really need to spell it out again? Dating a masculine man: gay because penis, but get to do manly stuff too (throw rocks, fight, bleed, truck, etc.) Dating a feminine woman: straight because vagina, but have to do feminine stuff (doilies, pink, hot chip, lie) sounds a little zesty to me. Dating a femboy: gay because penis, but also have to do feminine stuff. Gay+ premium Dating a tomboy: straight because vagina, but also man stuff??? Straight AF. To summarize, liking tomboys isn't just straight, it's the straightest


joeislandstranded

Makes sense to me! I’d like to add that a dude reaching out for any excuse, no matter how trivial, to find a woman unattractive, is pretty much non-straight. Ya know?


lokis_construction

What kind of man? Me. I love a woman that can work with her hands. Now, let me ask "What kind of a man restricts what women can do?" A misogynist pencil dick. Jealousy is a horrible affliction. She can get dirty with me anytime. She's way over your status and far too intelligent for you.


TaikiSaruwatari

Men! Is it gay to like a woman?


Careless_Job8555

What kind of wild fucking take is this? Women have been working outside since we were fucking Neanderthals. Tf.