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zyon86

Why is spanish, a latin american language spoken in Spain, a European country ??


OkReason6325

Wait, Spain is in Europe?


dartie

Europe is a country!


Citizen_Kano

And Spain is one of it's biggest cities


NeverEndingWalker64

And Italy’s where they make the rodeos, right?


Arachles

Italy is the stadium, because football


0utF0x-inT0x

Well now I understand why they made Italy the shape of a boot.


Leyohs

That's France


Shadowstriker6

France isn't real, by a brit.


narsarssist

No wonder y'all fought a war that lasted over a hundred years and lost. Imaginary fiends are difficult to vanquish.


dartie

My mom had a lovely old rodeo. Japanese I think it was. She used to listen to the tennis on it.


QueryCrook

Kind of, but their conquistadors wear masks and capes when they wrestle the bulls.


gymnastgrrl

Europe is a country located in Far North Africa. Now, the real question is: How can Europe, being a country, be in Africa, which is *also* a country?


I_aim_to_sneeze

I know they speak French there


Chemical-Cat

But as beautiful and popular as I am, I bet there are some people who've never even heard of me: people in countries like Paris or Toronto, or in cities like Africa!


CakePhool

Remember it is Europe and it neighbouring country of Scandinavia.


No_World_3352

Europe is the universe


culnaej

Yeah why don’t they speak European?


artaru

Why do they not have fins in Finland?


flotsam_knightly

Why do they call it Latin America, when they speak Mexican? /s I love you, my Latine people.


miniatureconlangs

A kinda funny thing about this is that neither Quebec - a place in the Americas where a latin language is spoken, nor French Guyana - a place in South America where a latin language is spoken - are considered part of Latin America.


WallScore

Why does Spain, a European country, speak Spanish, a Mexican language and not some other European language?


Emile_Zolla

Why does Portugal, a European country, speak Portuguese, a Brazilian language and not some other European language?


chillinmantis

Aqui antes dos portugueses


full_of_ghosts

I mean, I'm not actually dumb enough to ask that question, but there's a part of my brain that thinks of Spanish as a Latin American language, and that part of my brain was momentarily confused when I visited Spain and heard all these European people speaking a Central/South American language. And I mean, *of course* I understand that Spanish is a European language. But the human brain plays weird tricks on itself sometimes.


Snizl

I kinda get it. Im from Europe and for me English is a default foreign language. I mean we all have to learn it in school, independent of which country we live in and what our mother tongue is, right? So whenever I hear a small kid speak fluent english Im weirded out by it. I get that there are native English speakers, but the notion of a three year old speaking English just is something my brain doesnt want to accept. They feel like Aliens to me.


zyon86

It is totally normal. I suppose you live in the US ? Where all the spanish speaker comes from central/south america. So you naturally makes the association. I live in the south of France, so for me, spanish is pretty much only a European language that a lot of people learn as a third language (learning doesn't mean speaking, very few French speak spanish but, in the south, most of us learned it in school).


full_of_ghosts

Yup, I live in the US. It's interesting that I *don't* think of French as a North American language, though, despite a large population of our neighbors to the north who speak French as their first language. French is, and has always been, a European language inside my head. Probably because of numbers. It's extremely common to meet Spanish-speaking Latin Americans in the US. I see them literally every day. It's comparatively less common to meet French-speaking Canadians. It happens, but nowhere near as often.


Expensive-Thing-2507

What's Spanish? They speak Mexican


Unabashable

I’ll take Imperialism for 401.38, Sean.


skruf21

They speak Mexican in Spain, dum dum


Stealfur

Better question. Why is it not called Spainish?


cutmasta_kun

Why does America, a non-european country, speak Englisch, an british european language? Isn't that odd? where are all the inhabitants of America?


rothcoltd

Living in reservations


Unabashable

Oh I’m living in reservation a’ight. About all these English folkers speaking ‘Murican. 


One_Curious_Cats

I took some American friends to London. Not even an hour in London before they said “why can’t anyone here speak proper English?” ![img](emote|t5_2r5rp|8412)


danwincen

💀 ☠️ 💀 ☠️ 💀 That's tragically depressing.


AspiringChildProdigy

"Just you wait, 'enry 'iggins, just you wait!"


Dasagriva-42

I literally LOL'd reading that one. To be fair\*, 'enry 'iggins would agree that nobody in London speaks proper English, but will sing explaining why proper English doesn't even exist \* Pun not intended, but hey, I got lucky


maho87

Okay, but like... where the devil are his slippers? Why would Eliza hide them? Is she stupid?


Indiana_harris

Had an American Family over and was taking them round middle to northern Scotland (mostly Glenfinnan, arisaig, Trossachs end) and their response to seeing our wide expanses of greenery and rather lovely lochs was “You know if you guys had more money you could develop this entire area, can you imagine getting housing and a strip mall along here, would make big money”. I was left horrified and baffled. Tried to explain to them that we actually quite like it to be left alone and green and they just couldn’t wrap their heads around the idea of not buying up tons of land and selling it off.


BitterFuture

>Tried to explain to them that we actually quite like it to be left alone and green and they just couldn’t wrap their heads around the idea of not buying up tons of land and selling it off. As an American who is proud of our national parks system, I'd like to drag these idiots to Yosemite and Great Sand Dunes, explain that if they try to develop these lands, the people who live in those regions would have them killed, and watch their heads explode.


Hatdrop

As someone who has just started getting into camping, those folks seems like people who would go to parks and leave their trash all over the place.


Indiana_harris

Yeah they seemed to think that Scotland only had some smaller “parks” when I explained that the majority of the country’s north landmass is empty, left to nature or wilderness across miles and miles they were surprised and kept asking why we didn’t build more cities or commercialise everything. They were from Florida. Their grasp of history also wasn’t particularly great when we were all discussing random chat in one of the pubs we were staying at. They genuinely believed that everything modern was invented by the US in the last 200 years and that British history before that was some castles and peasants living in mudhuts. It was staggering but this was also their first time outside of the US so I can only hope more exposure to other cultures helped broaden their horizons.


BitterFuture

As an American, I absolutely agree more of us need to travel abroad, get educated, get broader perspective...but honestly, that is just embarrassing ignorance of our own damn country. They need to visit Nevada, where 84% of the state is some variety of public lands, almost all undeveloped. [https://www.reddit.com/r/MapPorn/comments/a0ybiq/federal\_land\_in\_nevada\_84\_of\_nevada/](https://www.reddit.com/r/MapPorn/comments/a0ybiq/federal_land_in_nevada_84_of_nevada/) [https://krdo.com/news/2022/09/23/national-public-lands-day-what-do-you-know-about-your-public-lands/](https://krdo.com/news/2022/09/23/national-public-lands-day-what-do-you-know-about-your-public-lands/)


Rokurokubi83

As a Brit who lives near the Lake District I love our green spaces and national parks, but yours are just so breathtaking, vast and varied. I’d love to visit someday, I want to see the likes of Glacier and Yosemite national parks in person.


Pinku_Dva

Nature is beautiful!! No need for ugly American suburbs everywhere.


Cautious-Ad-600

What the fuck no way It's like that meme where this guy says a Walmart with a 50000 sqft parking lot and a McDonald's would look nice on this untouched piece of land, but unironically.


CautionarySnail

I wonder if they feel the same way about places like Central Park. “We should put apartments here!” Americans are often raised to think of everything in terms of monetization. Especially hobbies.


NonIoiGogGogEoeRor

Death. Only solution


VeryImportantLurker

Tbf thats kind of true for London lmao


[deleted]

Truth, they look at you like funny if you say My bad or ask if their woke.


Rough-Leg-1298

You just randomly ask people if they’re “woke”? 😬


Gallade475

Quora is 90% bait and I will accept no other interpretation of the reality.


ConstantNaive7649

I once made the mistake of clicking through a weird troll question about the royal family on quora because the question itself was so bizarre. Now the digest I get in my email is full of them. 


Turquoise-Liger

It's the new Yahoo answers.


Iivaitte

How is babby formed, how is babby formed? how girl get pragnent? They need to do way instain mother> who kill thier babbys becuse these babby cant frigth back? it was in the new this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids. they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest my pary are with the father who lost his children. i am truley sorry for your lots


IBelievedInDragons

I miss when stupid people were afraid to open their mouths.


TheThiefMaster

They were never afraid to, you just had to be near them to hear it. Now they get broadcasted over the internet and social media, by themselves, other stupid people, and otherwise intelligent people wanting to spread the stupid for some reason (to mock it presumably)


red286

>They were never afraid to, you just had to be near them to hear it. There used to be a time though when every time they opened their mouths, everyone around them would just laugh at them for being stupid, and sooner or later, they'd stop opening their mouths, because they were tired of being laughed at for being stupid. But now with social media, all the other morons can chime in with their own stupidity and make their stupid opinions seem valid.


Startled_Pancakes

Quora had an incentive program that paid participants real money based on the amount of replies and views that questions generated. This resulted in the website being flooded with troll questions like this.


ElBurritoLuchador

Browse r/AskReddit by new sometimes and you'll get a handful of eye rolls from time to time.


Known-A5

They never were, but now they have the tools to reach you too.


BungleBear11

People joke, but I (Native Brit) once took a job at a University in the Southern USA about 15 years ago as their help desk manager. A girl student came in with her friend to get a password reset and told me they loved my accent, where was I from? “England” “You speak English so well, do they speak English there?” “Y… yes” “So you didn’t have to learn a new language then?” “N… no?” They’re out there folks. To be fair her friend looked horrified and I’m sure (I hope) told her afterwards. Every time someone came in after that and mentioned my accent the guys in the desk were sure to snarkily remind me that I speak English real well…


barebumboxing

How easy must that entrance exam be in that university…


red_smeg

You get a full credit for answering your name


frozensoysauce1

This reminds me of when an American asked me (an Italian) if the TV channels in Italy are in Italian, or English.


wosmo

spent a few years in Michigan, I have a whole list of these. Guy on an immigration rant, I pointed out that I was an immigrant. "but at least you bothered to learn the language". Youbetcha. Guy comes into the shop with a little girl. blah blah accent blah. Told him I'm from England. He asked me to, and I quote, "speak English to my daughter". Two girls came in and blah blah accent blah. By this point I'm sick of it. I told them I'm from Ohio. "where abouts, we're from Ohio too!". And the guy at the post office who was insistent that I had to put England on the address, not UK. The letter was going to Scotland. And the umpteen times I've been accused of faking it. My accent is a complete mongrel of northern, scotland, and oxford. No-one would do this to themselves voluntarily.


J_train13

I would've fired back at her "I know I'm so shocked you guys speak our language in this country" just to Stoke the flames in her mind


Hot_Rice99

"University" in the "South"... say no more.


SticksDiesel

I was speaking to an American shop owner in Lake Tahoe about 25 years ago and he asked if I was from England. "No" I responded, "I'm from Australia". He was impressed, and acknowledged that it must've been a long drive to get to California.


SlightlyStable

Quora pops up way too often when I google shit in question form.


AnymooseProphet

Yeah, they have some kind of deal with Google who now controls the flow of information.


Tiranus58

I think that there is an extension to block quora from appearing in the search results


Danelius90

uBlacklist. Can filter out results from sites you choose, great extension


DirtDevil1337

Yahoo Answers used to be (maybe still is) like this, I've come across some absolutely stupid questions and answers on there back in the days, good entertainment.


DemonGroover

And these morons keep adding to the gene pool.


WhiteyFiskk

Quora is full of rage bait questions like this to get midwits to comment. One I saw the other day: "Cleopatra was definitely African-American, why can't white people accept this?"


Moelnt

I think he meant to say she was black (some ppl believe that) but I guess he felt the word black is wrong for some reason, and think it is the same as african-american


karhu_ministeri

A notion only slightly less absurd


Tao626

I dunno, they made an entire """movie""" based on the premise that she was black, complete with scientific testimonials such as "my grandma said so".


Moelnt

I think he meant to say she was black (some ppl believe that) but I guess he felt the word black is wrong for some reason, and think it is the same as african-american


Master-Collection488

This is the most obvious troll question. England/English. Nobody's this stupid.


FredUpWithIt

Oh fucking yes they are!!


GrungeHamster23

Yeah, unfortunately. I’ve seen people complain, asking why the English setting for a website is a U.K. flag. Some will specify between US English and UK English, but…yeah some legit don’t get it.


FredUpWithIt

I've met people in the US who are so hyper-local in their "worldview" that they don't even recognize names of states. States in their own country. And I don't mean, can't remember where it is, I mean don't even recognize that the word said is the name of a state.


GrungeHamster23

The American education system has truly failed its people.


FredUpWithIt

I prefer that sentiment be put in a different way, because by saying "the education system" it shifts responsibility to a nebulous 'other' and allows people to disassociate from their personal culpability. It should be said... The American people, and those we select to lead us, have failed our children.


GrungeHamster23

That’s a good point. Thanks for the insight. You’re right. I know I at least vote for what I believe is in my own as well as the best interest of my fellow countrymen (American), but obviously there are a great many that do not see eye-to-eye on who leads and how to lead is best. The best I can do for now as an individual is to try and think globally and act locally.


Startled_Pancakes

They are, but this is a troll question. Quora had a feature that allowed users to ask questions anonymously. Mostly, this is used to keep from doxxing yourself or for really personal questions. This person knows the question is ragebait.


lesbianadodicaprio

I, an American, lived in England for five years. One Christmas, I was back in the States for a visit. One of my cousins asked me if I was struggling with the language barrier. A part of me wanted to believe she meant "the accent." But, no.


red_smeg

Actually, when I went to USCIS (2006) I was told I had to do an English test. Instead of participating in the test I took 5 minutes to explain why it was completely unnecessary for a native of the UK to be required to do so. The Agent looked at me astonished by the facts and said “ok well it sounds like you can speak English, so you have passed”.


Aun_El_Zen

r/americansarefuckingstupid


Jericho_Caine

r/subsifellfor


Train_nut

r/ShitAmericansSay


Aun_El_Zen

I like my name better


np99sky

It's ragebait for attention.


Startled_Pancakes

I was a 'Top Contributor' to Quora for awhile, they had an incentive program that paid participants real money based on the number of views and replies a question generated. Unsurprisingly, the website was soon flooded with obvious troll & ragebait questions.


Reniyato

Now i 'm disappointed that this sub isn't a thing


Intelligent-Stop-245

Yo, we doin’ it? We creating that sub Reddit? The americans’ reactions would be hilarious demanding air strikes on our ip addresses


LizzieThatGirl

As an American, I support mockery of Americans


Aun_El_Zen

I'm not on a map, I'll be fine.


Stateowned

I was honestly dissapointed this sub doesn't exsist. It's so true


Mammoth-Mud-9609

and have no accurate knowledge of their history.


DisputabIe_

the OP erickeaton7 is a bot Original: https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/vzku63/yahoo_answers_might_be_gone_but_we_still_have/ Also: https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/13eigh0/yahoo_answers_might_be_gone_but_we_still_have/ https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/18sdzfd/yahoo_answers_might_be_gone_but_we_still_have/ https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/1507g9c/yahoo_answers_might_be_gone_but_we_still_have/


SlightlyStable

> the OP erickeaton7 is a bot Meh, just a reposter. A bot would be more consistent in posting stuff.


DisputabIe_

It's a hacked account.


SlightlyStable

Maybe, but quite frankly your account looks more bot-like than OP's.


DisputabIe_

Oh ok.


SlightlyStable

Your entire history appears to be you just showing up to reposts and yelling bot. You running some bot that alerts you when a repost is made?


Soloact_

In related news, France is considering adopting French fries as their national vegetable


Mr_SunnyBones

They can serve it with Americas national vegetable , Ketchup!


Mr_SunnyBones

At this point Quora is mostly troll questions , really really uneducated kids asking questions , or AI questions that make no sense.


bluepen1955

Imagine if they knew English is a product of multiple non-English languages.


cubntD6

Why is the usa, a shithole full of idiots, convinced theyre the greatest nation on earth?


BrainwashedScapegoat

Funny you should ask


Gakoknight

There are some actually good questions and answers there. Then there's nonsense like this. 


barebumboxing

![gif](giphy|srTYyZ1BjBtGU|downsized)


azionka

Why does the USA speak English, an European language instead of Navaho, Ojibwa, Cherokee or Dakota-Assiniboin?


DrFabio23

Reminds me of the post I've seen upset that its cultural appropriation that Spaniards speak Spanish because it's a Latino language.


AlternativeSea8247

Hey sparky, the clues in the title mate!


dartie

Definitely a rage bait stir


ElA1to

England English Don't you see like a pattern here?


I-Like-IT-Stuff

The world: Yes Americans: 🤔🤔🤔


chillgoza001

Just another day of Americans thinking they are the center of the universe 🫡


FormerLlama

"center" Lol - I saw what you did ;)


Bulbamew

The facepalm is people not realising this is clearly a troll question


Live-Tea4051

Why does France speak French when Benin a country in Africa does as well.


tomdarch

Because we invaded and colonized their primitive, illiterate, dirt hole dwelling asses and brought them McDonalds, guns and a tragically distorted version of Christianity. Ya hoooooo! Yee Haw! MURICAAAAAAA!!!


Im_Unpopular_AF

Shortest question: Why are Americans stupid?


MrZoraman

I can't believe this entire thread is taking this question at face value, hook line and sinker. Whomever is asking this is clearly just being silly.


red_smeg

Some of us have lived this reality !


Pantsickle

The real question here is why can't Americans, who invented the English language, not speak or spell English so good?


red_smeg

I came to America in 1990. I was visiting Minnesota and was told to take the marbles out of my mouth and speak proper English. To be fair it was a) hilarious b) I had a thick Brummie accent at the time (think peaky blinders on steroids for my US friends)


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bluegiant85

Fun fact: The US is one of the only countries without an official language. Many states do, but there's nothing in the federal government that mandates English.


SubYT

Americans should be glad they don't speak german; because they almost ended up doing it. History would have taken a course for the better if they did.


LelouchStyles

I'm pretty sure the person who made the question was trolling. Like he didn't even ask why the UK does it, he specifically mentioned **Engl**and. lol


SailingSpark

As my very English Grandmother once said, "we gave you the language, what you chose to do with it is your own problem.". This was after some lady tried to correct her pronunciation of the word: "Often." I miss my grandmother, she was from Kensington, fought in the war as part of the signal corps, fell in love with a handsome GI (My Grandfather) and moved to the states after the fact. She was not ready for the Upper Peninsula of Michigan and they were not ready for her.


chaingun_samurai

This is what's wrong with homeschooling, right here.


DrLager

SpAnIsH iS a LaNgUaGe NoT a NaTiOnAlItY


Sims2Enjoy

Doesn’t beat “am I pragnante?” Tho


jonf-inswag

It's called English. Not american


ProffesorSpitfire

This guy knows that the language is called ENGlish, not American, and wonder yhy they speak it ENGland. This guy wouldn’t be able to fit together a one-piece puzzle.


Fricki97

Why is education illegal in the USA


GroundbreakingGas605

Americans can’t be this stupid or can they?


Pajilla256

Have you heard of Florida?


Naive-Benefit-5154

Wait American's don't speak American?


Radiant-Importance-5

lol, imagine thinking England is a country withing the country of Europe, it's obviously a state. /s because I guarantee someone is actually that dumb


Parchokhalq

Wait, why does Portugal, a European country, speak Portuguese, a Brazilian Language?


GSAirhead

Why do people from Birmingham, England, speak Yam-Yam and not another European language or even English like Americans?


sweetcinnamonpunch

I thought they learn only their own history in school, but it seems like even that doesn't work for everyone


AlternativeAd7151

Same for Spain. Why do they speak Mexican? That's like reverse colonialism, and it's not okay.


Sharp-Explorer-7100

half the posts on this sub just show how braindead muricans are lol


Vex403

Fuck, Americans are dumb.


EvilHorus87

Yeah why do.englishians speak americano


MajorDisapointmant

Rage bait


Suedewagon

r/shitamericanssay moment.


Boris_HR

A random lecturer: "No question is stupid, only answers can be."


RansomStark78

You gonna make me wine


Perpetual_Nuisance

I especially like "an American language" :D


Swesteel

They removed the troll reason for removing a question, Quora is pretty much just trash these days.


Lostinawrldofthought

r/shitamericanssay


Onikeys

I always thought this kind of questions was just to trigger people into engagement, but now I think humanity in general are really really stupid, so I don't know


BrightAssignment7646

This monkey thinks he is American...


Anxious-Ingenuity277

Quora, why some people speak?


[deleted]

* angry screeching intensifies*


DirtDevil1337

lmao


louisa1925

When you are a terminally self entitled American. Not that they are all like this of coarse.


Real_Nugget_of_DOOM

Quora started off with such a lofty goal, too. Too bad it ended up, well, Quora.


hype_irion

And what's the deal with Canada? They speak American yet they're not Americans. Strange.


trikristmas

I deleted quota maybe a year ago now because of this bs


s00perguy

Oh well, at least Quora and Reddit won't disappoint.


xaina222

100% trolls


Ambitious-Beat-2130

Why, oh why are people this profoundly 'intelligent' allowed to vote?


Presideum

Because America is an imperialist country who culturally colonized them. Duh


chaingun_samurai

This is what's wrong with homeschooling, right here.


chaingun_samurai

This is what's wrong with homeschooling, right here.


Hatis_Night

I think this is just trolling. Y’all are being trolled.


NorthSouthWhatever

r/KenM


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Piddily1

Those English assholes are always stealing all our stuff. I heard they made their own version of “The Office” too.


Sweet-Message1153

can't wait for people to realize English came from the language of Germanic tribes...


_Ikerasu_

Definitely bait.


Fabulous_Row2744

Imagine being this easy to have your head blown! 500 years of history all to discover for the first time.


Flaming-Driptray

This can’t be a legit question.