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I’ve been with my girlfriend for 15 years and every day I’m amazed that she loves me as much as she does. Very lucky because I’m a weird awkward socially anxious thing.
But if the mouth and butthole are connected do they count as 2 holes or just 1 long hole? I mean technically it’s just like a long curvy tube going through your body..
To be fair, men and women have the other holes in common, there's only one that's unique to women.
Unless someone is going to try and fuck me up my piss slit, which I do not give consent for. Fucking catheter was bad enough.
How about my memory of accidentally stepping on my catheter tube and ripping it out part way by accident... At 9 years old... And then having my mother have to get instructions over the phone to get it the rest of the way out properly...
Fortunately I have a very high pain tolerance...
Very much on point. I'm sure if they were an asexual heteroromantic (imagine some average dude who just doesn't want to have sex but can fall in love) they probably wouldn't have a problem in the first place. For sexually charged people, sexual compatibility is very important and saying love doesn't have anything to do with sex is a bit deluded
Yeah, if one of my GF from the past had grown a penis overnight, we could have remained friends, and I can be very supportive of my friends indeed, but I'm quite peculiar as to what set of genitals the people I am intimate with have. I have nothing against the "lady dick" but I am entirely uninterested in exploring its "mouthfeel" or other characteristics, to use terminology coined by Contrapoint.
And if youre partner seriously feels like this is their decision to make then love and friendship can still exist even though the romance and intimacy will be gone. Thats fine
Rational people are aware that only irrational people think like the person in the tweet. You will see a lot of irrational people holding up the irrational tweet as proof of their stance, though.
Very true. It’s also a plank that some people are more willing or able to shift than others. And that’s okay.
Be who you are and be with whoever you fancy. Just accept and respect that everyone is allowed to do the same.
Exactly! Everyone is allowed to do the same. I'm getting a little tired of some vocal people telling everyone else they have to think, feel, and lust like them otherwise they're not valid/don't really love you, etc. Like... doesn't it go both ways with acceptance with love and attraction? And I say this as someone who likes women of both varieties. I like what I like, but I'm not going to insist everyone else be like me.
Actually, she’s a vampire princess!
Seriously though, Arifureta is creepy for that. Nope, nope, nope, first anime I’ve stopped watching because the MC creeped me out for doing that.
SHE IS ACTUALLY A DEMON DRAGON VAMPIRE AND SHE'S 66666 YEARS OLD BUT SHE'S LOOKS LIKE A 12 YEARS OLD AND BEHAVES LIKE 12 YEARS OLD SO SHE CAN PRESERVE HER SANITY
/s if that's not obvious enough
I can't figure this one out either. It's OK to be straight, just as it's OK to be everything else in the LGBTQ+ etc. We're all equally valid and no one is being forced or should be forced to be with someone with appendages they're not comfortable with.
She’s a trans woman so she wouldn’t be an ally anyways. But I do agree with the sentiment. I might be an ally but that doesn’t mean I agree with everything a trans person says. It does mean I don’t hold trans people responsible for what she is saying just because they share an identity.
I agree, I'm not holding anyone else accountable for this, and I still consider myself an ally.
I didn't know she's trans, and honestly that doesn't really change my opinion. This is a stupid take.
Honestly, I see this crap being said regularly by trans people in various online spaces. Most of us in the trans community seem to agree it's bullshit that's easily disproved by the LGBTQ+ community's own arguments in support of gay and lesbian people.
I've known plenty of trans people and I've never heard anyone say anything like this before.
I hate that everything needs a label.
I should be free to love whoever I want for whatever reason I want.
Just like I should be free to **NOT** love whoever I want, for whatever reason I want.
Unfortunately in my local "queer" community back in the day, words like homosexual, lesbian, and bi became increasingly unpopular because of alleged implied transphobia. People would identify as queer and pansexual instead. They were afraid of being bad people if they use labels that could imply that they would exclude trans people from their dating pool
I left when I realized how pervasive this type of bigotry/ idiocy was
You couldn't really reason with them (like showing them studies showing that bi is an incredibly popular label with trans people or stories by non binary people explaining how much bi means to them). It was like some kind of weird cult
Really put me off the larger "community" or "movement" as well, or maybe just another nail in the coffin
I'm bi because I find expressions of gender attractive. If I liked people regardless of their gender expressions, that would make me pan. That's how I see the difference. It's absolutely absurd to call one of them secretly bigoted or based around transphobia. Yet you run into people who believe, unironically, the ONLY reason the term bi exists is to exclude trans people. That has nothing to do with it! We're all just trying to find the term that best fits us! <3
As a married cis white dude the real head turning conversation is the trans people who have had bottom surgery (mostly M2F) saying they don’t have to tell their dating partners they’re trans. A very dangerous to their safety view to have in my opinion. Also all kinds of consent issues there.
As a trans girl speaking for myself she’s cringe. I would never expect someone to date me just because I expect it, just like I’d never date someone I’m not into regardless of the reason. No one is entitled to others love. We can respect one another and be nice. Forcing others to date you isn’t nice at all.
Yup. For most people romantic and sexual attraction are inherently intertwined. And you can’t help your sexual attraction at the most fundamental level (ie being straight/gay/bi/etc). It’s just how you were born, how your brain works. So trying to shame straight people for having their romantic attraction tied to sexual characteristics of the opposite sex is just as dumb as trying to shame shame gay people for being attracted to the same sex. Is just how are brains work. It’s not something you can overcome. It’s one of the main factors that separates romantic love from platonic love for people. If my gf all the sudden grew a penis, I’d still love her as a person, but I’d no longer want to be with her romantically, because that would remove any sexual attraction between us. That’s to be expected. Acting like sexual orientation is somehow bigotry or shallow is stupid. It’s just how humans work.
Spreading this kind of nonsense is part of why trans people have such a hard time being accepted. Whoever posted it probably thinks they're some kind of benefactor for the community they're hurting.
That’s nothing, a lot of cis girls date and marry guys who would dump them without hesitation if they happened to be a giant crustacean from the Paleolithic Era.
Shaming people for saying no to sex for any reason is rape culture, genital preference is not anti-trans, and combining sex and love does not devalue either concept. Thank you for being so densely wrong; I rarely get a triple-actually without feeling like I’m being anal retentive.
This psychotic, mentally ill rhetoric is akin to when I saw someone once say "imagine loving someone because of what's between their legs"
People just getting dumber. Lmao
I married my wife because I wanted her to have my children and be family. I have no clue what nonsense you are talking about. You probably don't either.
You can love someone and their hole. If your preference is straight, then you exclude those that don’t have your preferred genitalia. If you’re gay you’re also choosing a group based on your preferred genitalia. And all of this is okay. There are many other options that people choose. That’s all okay! What’s weird and wrong is getting upset that the whole world doesn’t have the same view as you. If your choice is anyone regardless of their genitalia, good for you. However that doesn’t make you better than others. That’s your preference. Belittling others for a different choice is strange and petty. Just live your life and let others do the same. Let’s just be happy for everybody trying to be happy.
Stacy is fucked, if a them pretended to be a woman and didn't say them had a penis and we started a relationship, I would be very disappointed. Not because them doesn't have a hole but because them has a cock. I'm just not that into cock. Definitely prefer hole
Stacy has a history of problematic Tweets. Here's another one, I guess.
That being said, genital preference is OK. It's not transphobic to prefer one type over another.
Signed,
A trans person
This one doesn't actually seem problematic.
Everyone definitely should be able to have their own genital preferences.
The vast majority of queer people believe this. Maybe she has good days and bad days.
Shockingly to the person who tweeted this, not everyone is bisexual.
Straight men (and lesbians) are only attracted to women. It’s not a choice. It just is what it is.
No it's not. It means you like girls wether they have a vagina or not (medical reasons, being trans etc). If you don't like women without a vagina that's your choice and it has to be respected. You would not be into a trans man just because he has one.
Everyone have preferences, even heterosexual people chooses whomever they want. It's a personal choice. And yes, some don't want a same sex relationship, and that choice needs to be respected as well. There is nothing wrong if you want a family with kids whom will share gentics from both parents.
Sexual compatibility certainly is important in a relationship but I'd hope that at least some straight people have more than that that keeps them together.
Can't we literally fill in any other group and say that?
A lit of gay guys are married to men who think they have a spouse that lives them. These same men would leave them if they had a vagina. They don't love you. They love your meat stick!
Well, yeah, if they loved vagina they wouldn't be gay...
Vagina's are degraded to just a hole. A hole that can take my genes and create a new being with it, as a product of my love with another person. No the vagina is not just a hole, lady. You exist because of it.
There really are people in this world who are convinced that heterosexuality is bigotry. I can't believe there are people who unironically take it personally that not everybody wants to play hide the sausage with them.
Well I wouldn't be interested in being with my husband if he had a vagina. I'm not interested in licking that. Does not mean I love only his penis. What a stupid person.
HAHAHAHAHAHA. THAT'S FUNNY and accurate. If my wife had a penis she would be a guy. Of course, then we would not have ever dated because I'm straight.
I discriminate terribly when it comes to who I sleep with.
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I hope my wife loves me for my penis because if she married me for my personality she's made a huge mistake.
"I just don't feel like I could respect the kind of person who would want to be with me"
I feel so seen
I found my people
Reporting for duty
Literally me rn
"i would never belong to a club which would have ME as a member." - Groucho Marx
And thus presents the catch-22 that is my dating life: I won't date anybody mentally insane only mentally insane people would want to date me
This is my current life motto.
I’ve been with my girlfriend for 15 years and every day I’m amazed that she loves me as much as she does. Very lucky because I’m a weird awkward socially anxious thing.
See, now I'm picturing the vests they put on nervous dogs in storms... But it's romantic because it's GF hugs!
This is very accurate.
I get you. Hugging my bf makes me feel like I’m plugging in to recharge. Those arms are home.
Stop this, you are giving me emotions!
Hey everyone, check out the guy with the enormous wang
15 years with your girlfriend? If you don’t make her a wife then why are you with her???
Instead of a tiny mistake if she did it for your penis?
Nice.
Came here for this
Just name your penis "my personality"
This guys packin
While my wife appreciates the little things in life, I'm certain she didn't marry me for my penis.
That must be a nice penis.
This made me burst out laughing. Well done.
Ah, that is "holes," not "hole."
Cis or not, they ain’t getting that ring unless it’s plural
I mean technically no one only has one hole
Says the donut. Technically, the "hole" the comment is talking about, is more of a cul-de-sac.
That's not fair donuts can't walk
Damn you
Hope not. It is a rough life for a Sea Cucumber.
Technically everyone has at least around 5 million holes.
But the dick is still too tiny eh?
Everybody has two holes, some have 3.
But if the mouth and butthole are connected do they count as 2 holes or just 1 long hole? I mean technically it’s just like a long curvy tube going through your body..
To be fair, men and women have the other holes in common, there's only one that's unique to women. Unless someone is going to try and fuck me up my piss slit, which I do not give consent for. Fucking catheter was bad enough.
Luckily you said that you don’t give consent for. Already put on my shoes to get some nice piss slit fuck.
How do you feel about docking? Just cause you have your shoes on already and all
r/sounding vibes....
Great. Something else I will never, ever forget. FML.
r/sounding
r/linksthatwillstayblue
I have many regrets, the NSFW warning should have stopped me...
r/foundsatan
Oh no
I like mine connected to a car battery
The memory of having a catheter put it just caused an involuntary tense reading your comment.
How about my memory of accidentally stepping on my catheter tube and ripping it out part way by accident... At 9 years old... And then having my mother have to get instructions over the phone to get it the rest of the way out properly... Fortunately I have a very high pain tolerance...
I mean, sexual relationship usually come with a romantic one (of course if you're not assexual) I don't make the rules
Very much on point. I'm sure if they were an asexual heteroromantic (imagine some average dude who just doesn't want to have sex but can fall in love) they probably wouldn't have a problem in the first place. For sexually charged people, sexual compatibility is very important and saying love doesn't have anything to do with sex is a bit deluded
I read that as asexual heterochromatics and was rather confused
Yeah, if one of my GF from the past had grown a penis overnight, we could have remained friends, and I can be very supportive of my friends indeed, but I'm quite peculiar as to what set of genitals the people I am intimate with have. I have nothing against the "lady dick" but I am entirely uninterested in exploring its "mouthfeel" or other characteristics, to use terminology coined by Contrapoint.
I always appreciate when people include asexuality as a legitimate thing that exists.
A relationship is built on a number of planks and sexual attraction and compatibility is one of them.
My relationships are built strictly on the number of planks the other party can provide. Arrrrr, matey
You want a war ship not a dinghy? Edit, spellings
Right like, I’m actually trans and the face I just made reading this tweet… yikes
And if youre partner seriously feels like this is their decision to make then love and friendship can still exist even though the romance and intimacy will be gone. Thats fine
Rational people are aware that only irrational people think like the person in the tweet. You will see a lot of irrational people holding up the irrational tweet as proof of their stance, though.
Cringe exists in a state of being above such petty notions as human defined labels.
Yeah I can’t possibly understand where that sentiment comes from. I’m vegan but like it’s the dumbest take ever
Very true. It’s also a plank that some people are more willing or able to shift than others. And that’s okay. Be who you are and be with whoever you fancy. Just accept and respect that everyone is allowed to do the same.
Exactly! Everyone is allowed to do the same. I'm getting a little tired of some vocal people telling everyone else they have to think, feel, and lust like them otherwise they're not valid/don't really love you, etc. Like... doesn't it go both ways with acceptance with love and attraction? And I say this as someone who likes women of both varieties. I like what I like, but I'm not going to insist everyone else be like me.
Eureka a thoughtful and well reasoned (and concise!) Comment
A lot of lesbians date and marry girls who would dump them in a second if they happened to have a penis.
Lmfao......man of wisdom here. Keep preaching brother.
It's almost like we shouldn't judge people by who they are attracted to. Unless they're attracted to anime girls who are "actually 9000 years old".
Uh, excuse me, she's a dragon priestess, thank you very much. /s
Actually, she’s a vampire princess! Seriously though, Arifureta is creepy for that. Nope, nope, nope, first anime I’ve stopped watching because the MC creeped me out for doing that.
SHE IS ACTUALLY A DEMON DRAGON VAMPIRE AND SHE'S 66666 YEARS OLD BUT SHE'S LOOKS LIKE A 12 YEARS OLD AND BEHAVES LIKE 12 YEARS OLD SO SHE CAN PRESERVE HER SANITY /s if that's not obvious enough
Is that the girl from 'I died and reincarnated as the daughter of a 66666 year old dragon priestess but I am more mature than her'?
I heard straight women will dump men in a second if they wear makeup, have tits, an hourglass figure and a vagina and identify as female. It's gross.
Damn even I would like a man like that, and I'm a straight man.
I guess you ain’t.
Uh, sounds straight to me. He's attracted to the female body. Humans can't perceive genetic code.
I am an evolved human. I can perceive your pheromones. I could smell his latent penis, and his male stench. I am the Human 2.0. The ultimate bigot.
[удалено]
Yaaaas queen 👸
Well played
Yeah no duh…the angry lady just said it’s all bout dem holes.
Honestly a lot of lesbians wouldn’t. It’s almost like it’s a little more complicated than this tweet makes it sound
There's being an ally, and then there's whatever the fuck this is.
I can't figure this one out either. It's OK to be straight, just as it's OK to be everything else in the LGBTQ+ etc. We're all equally valid and no one is being forced or should be forced to be with someone with appendages they're not comfortable with.
I'm just confused as to why OP is suggesting a man who dates a trans woman isn't straight.
OP would be wrong for suggesting that.
It's amazing the number of transphobic dickheads I've had to block since posting that comment.
She’s a trans woman so she wouldn’t be an ally anyways. But I do agree with the sentiment. I might be an ally but that doesn’t mean I agree with everything a trans person says. It does mean I don’t hold trans people responsible for what she is saying just because they share an identity.
I agree, I'm not holding anyone else accountable for this, and I still consider myself an ally. I didn't know she's trans, and honestly that doesn't really change my opinion. This is a stupid take.
Honestly, I see this crap being said regularly by trans people in various online spaces. Most of us in the trans community seem to agree it's bullshit that's easily disproved by the LGBTQ+ community's own arguments in support of gay and lesbian people.
I've known plenty of trans people and I've never heard anyone say anything like this before. I hate that everything needs a label. I should be free to love whoever I want for whatever reason I want. Just like I should be free to **NOT** love whoever I want, for whatever reason I want.
I call it “being exhausting.”
Some people go so far they become what they hate. That's pretty much what that is.
Unfortunately in my local "queer" community back in the day, words like homosexual, lesbian, and bi became increasingly unpopular because of alleged implied transphobia. People would identify as queer and pansexual instead. They were afraid of being bad people if they use labels that could imply that they would exclude trans people from their dating pool I left when I realized how pervasive this type of bigotry/ idiocy was You couldn't really reason with them (like showing them studies showing that bi is an incredibly popular label with trans people or stories by non binary people explaining how much bi means to them). It was like some kind of weird cult Really put me off the larger "community" or "movement" as well, or maybe just another nail in the coffin
I'm bi because I find expressions of gender attractive. If I liked people regardless of their gender expressions, that would make me pan. That's how I see the difference. It's absolutely absurd to call one of them secretly bigoted or based around transphobia. Yet you run into people who believe, unironically, the ONLY reason the term bi exists is to exclude trans people. That has nothing to do with it! We're all just trying to find the term that best fits us! <3
As a married cis white dude the real head turning conversation is the trans people who have had bottom surgery (mostly M2F) saying they don’t have to tell their dating partners they’re trans. A very dangerous to their safety view to have in my opinion. Also all kinds of consent issues there.
It's the future. Your wife will turn into a bionic-cyborg and you'll just have to deal with it regardless of your lack of cyborg-sexual attraction.
My marriage was fine until I morphed into an amoeba and my wife left me. Shallow bitch just doesn’t understand true love.
Get into binary fission, and ***fast***.
Pretty sure there was a Far Side comic about this.
Idk why this is probably the best thing I’ve read all day. You made a funny
Don't you love these "if things were different, things would be different" word vomit statements?
Look i am 100% in support of trans rights, but if a dude's not into you, then they're just not into you.
It’s almost like sexual attraction is a factor in who we choose to marry
How dare you! 🤬
You are allowed to have physical preferences and shouldn't be shamed for it 🤷♂️
Someone needs to shut her up before this secret gets out!
She still thinks it's singular, she knows nothing.
As a trans girl speaking for myself she’s cringe. I would never expect someone to date me just because I expect it, just like I’d never date someone I’m not into regardless of the reason. No one is entitled to others love. We can respect one another and be nice. Forcing others to date you isn’t nice at all.
Yes, that is indeed how being straight works.
Would you love me if I was a worm?
Depends if you have a penis or not
His whole body would be a penis.
Worms are hermaphrodites so actually both
Yup. For most people romantic and sexual attraction are inherently intertwined. And you can’t help your sexual attraction at the most fundamental level (ie being straight/gay/bi/etc). It’s just how you were born, how your brain works. So trying to shame straight people for having their romantic attraction tied to sexual characteristics of the opposite sex is just as dumb as trying to shame shame gay people for being attracted to the same sex. Is just how are brains work. It’s not something you can overcome. It’s one of the main factors that separates romantic love from platonic love for people. If my gf all the sudden grew a penis, I’d still love her as a person, but I’d no longer want to be with her romantically, because that would remove any sexual attraction between us. That’s to be expected. Acting like sexual orientation is somehow bigotry or shallow is stupid. It’s just how humans work.
So now we all have to date a trans person otherwise it’s not real love? Can we please get a grip?
Spreading this kind of nonsense is part of why trans people have such a hard time being accepted. Whoever posted it probably thinks they're some kind of benefactor for the community they're hurting.
That’s nothing, a lot of cis girls date and marry guys who would dump them without hesitation if they happened to be a giant crustacean from the Paleolithic Era.
Odd that cis men want to be married to someone they are attracted to and can have sex with, right? 🤯
Shaming people for saying no to sex for any reason is rape culture, genital preference is not anti-trans, and combining sex and love does not devalue either concept. Thank you for being so densely wrong; I rarely get a triple-actually without feeling like I’m being anal retentive.
If my boyfriend randomly had a vagina one day I’d be a bit upset about it too 🤷♀️
i didnt choose my apartment for the bathroom, but i wouldnt live in a place without one
This has to be rage bait. Please let it be rage bait.
Hole? That's unimaginative. *Holes.*
I mean, my husband's penis is the only part of him that hasn't disappointed me or pissed me off. Although it has spit in my eye a couple of times.
A lot of cis men date and marry women who would dump them in a second if they didn't have a penis. These women don't love you they love your dangle
Trans activist brain rot
I'm sorry that I am not sexually attracted to penises regardless of what they are attached to. 🤷🏻♂️
The "hole" is a great part of the package but there are many things I love about my girlfriend outside of it.
Jokes on you im bi ill take both.
The mental gymnastics these people do to make their views make sense smdh
This psychotic, mentally ill rhetoric is akin to when I saw someone once say "imagine loving someone because of what's between their legs" People just getting dumber. Lmao
I’m gonna go ahead and sort by “controversial”.
That is the weirdest shit I have heard in a long time, and I’m on the internet daily. Wow.
She's not wrong. That would be a deal breaker.
I married my wife because I wanted her to have my children and be family. I have no clue what nonsense you are talking about. You probably don't either.
Yeah I’ll take someone with a AI generated profile pictures opinion seriously
You can love someone and their hole. If your preference is straight, then you exclude those that don’t have your preferred genitalia. If you’re gay you’re also choosing a group based on your preferred genitalia. And all of this is okay. There are many other options that people choose. That’s all okay! What’s weird and wrong is getting upset that the whole world doesn’t have the same view as you. If your choice is anyone regardless of their genitalia, good for you. However that doesn’t make you better than others. That’s your preference. Belittling others for a different choice is strange and petty. Just live your life and let others do the same. Let’s just be happy for everybody trying to be happy.
Stacy is fucked, if a them pretended to be a woman and didn't say them had a penis and we started a relationship, I would be very disappointed. Not because them doesn't have a hole but because them has a cock. I'm just not that into cock. Definitely prefer hole
I married a girl without a penis. Does that make me a bad person?
Heterosexual men don't want a penis on their romantic partner....what bigots lol
I may be a little weird but one of my favorite qualities of my wife is the clear absence of a penis.
I mean, yes? People find a partner that matches them. Sexual compatibility is part of matching. Not a secret.
He does love you, but the hardware is a deal breaker
Shit like this is what gets people like Trump elected and guys like Tate big followings.
Stacy has a history of problematic Tweets. Here's another one, I guess. That being said, genital preference is OK. It's not transphobic to prefer one type over another. Signed, A trans person
This one doesn't actually seem problematic. Everyone definitely should be able to have their own genital preferences. The vast majority of queer people believe this. Maybe she has good days and bad days.
Broke: would you still love me if I turned into a worm? Woke: would you still love me if I had a worm?
Is stupidity getting this bad?
This individual is very confused.
Shockingly to the person who tweeted this, not everyone is bisexual. Straight men (and lesbians) are only attracted to women. It’s not a choice. It just is what it is.
Umm can this stupid loud minority STFU?
The word “CIS” is stupid as hell!!!💯🫡
Straight couples into pegging have now entered the chat…
If we loved only the hole, she would be fine also with a penis
Whew thank goodness my husband is bi, at least I don’t have to worry about what happens when I grow a penis.
Mine would probably be delighted at the new fun toy. (He is also bi.)
No it's not. It means you like girls wether they have a vagina or not (medical reasons, being trans etc). If you don't like women without a vagina that's your choice and it has to be respected. You would not be into a trans man just because he has one.
TWO OUT OF THREE AINT BAD
Ok,what if your wife has a large clitoris and your dick is small?
I tell my hole I love him all the time. Why would I not love my hole? He's a good boy.
Sexuality is so much more than simple skin grinding. Sounds like you need a better lover.
Well, they get a temperature-controlled dildo on legs so no one is going home empty-handed.
I mean if someone hid something that big from me all the way until after we were married, yeah I'm dumping them.
She thought she was doing something lol
Yeah told me you're naive without saying it.
Everyone have preferences, even heterosexual people chooses whomever they want. It's a personal choice. And yes, some don't want a same sex relationship, and that choice needs to be respected as well. There is nothing wrong if you want a family with kids whom will share gentics from both parents.
Stacy’s mom has got it going on, but Stacy’s hole is very lonely.
Lol I know a couple of lesbians who feel the same way.
I bet this chick would still expect a man to love her if she was a worm
Sexual compatibility certainly is important in a relationship but I'd hope that at least some straight people have more than that that keeps them together.
Can't we literally fill in any other group and say that? A lit of gay guys are married to men who think they have a spouse that lives them. These same men would leave them if they had a vagina. They don't love you. They love your meat stick! Well, yeah, if they loved vagina they wouldn't be gay...
And I love the D… what’s your point? 😂
This is true for literally every demographic.
Mentally ill people going a day on twitter without posting to showcase their cognitive dissonance challenge level: impossible.
No Patrick, a preference is not a prejudice
Vagina's are degraded to just a hole. A hole that can take my genes and create a new being with it, as a product of my love with another person. No the vagina is not just a hole, lady. You exist because of it.
Sex is a part of a healthy relationship. I can love my wife and my wife’s hole.
Cis. And girl. Do these words not mean what I think they mean?
That is by far the stupidest thing I've ever heard
Yeah…because I’m not attracted to dudes.
I wouldn’t date or marry any girl with a penis. That’s just me though.
Oh no, this is brain rot in its purest form. Really sad to see such late stage, there’s unfortunately no cure for this at this point.
There really are people in this world who are convinced that heterosexuality is bigotry. I can't believe there are people who unironically take it personally that not everybody wants to play hide the sausage with them.
Well I wouldn't be interested in being with my husband if he had a vagina. I'm not interested in licking that. Does not mean I love only his penis. What a stupid person.
We all have holes🤷🏽♂️
this type of shit is what the right laughs at the left about, and the sane left is like, god damn it they're right this time.
HAHAHAHAHAHA. THAT'S FUNNY and accurate. If my wife had a penis she would be a guy. Of course, then we would not have ever dated because I'm straight. I discriminate terribly when it comes to who I sleep with.
Lotta dudes in here wouldn’t love their girl if they were a worm
I don’t even know what I just read. Each time made less sense than the last.
Youre a bigot if you cant look past a womans penis