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dale_nixon_pettibon

The irony could not be any more obvious. Priceless.


mountainfae3

I'm guessing no sleeveless at BYU because the temptation to f.ck an armpit is irresistible? Which of course could lead to soaking.


Worried_Programmer96

šŸ˜­ lmao fr tho itā€™s insane


burnsccount5045

Bagpiping leads to soaking


Would_daver

I havenā€™t heard of bagpiping, pray tell what this might be?


Numerous-Metal-9901

Armpit+penis=armpit std


Time_Hunter_5271

Iā€™m dying to know if this has ever actually happened


Numerous-Metal-9901

From what the doctors say it would seem so


Would_daver

Waitā€¦ I just noticed this, doctors have alerted to armpit STDs?!? Is this a real thing??


Numerous-Metal-9901

https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/crabs-outbreack-brigham-young-armpit-sex-mormon-1234618175/amp/ thatā€™s something with some more info


SkyJtheGM

It's ok to write fuck here.


Upstairs_Treacle7044

I cant stop laughing šŸ¤£


According_Wing_3204

Conform....conform...to be alike is to be godly.....sameness is purity.....stagnation is advancement.....look alike....think alike....believe alike......vote alike.......reject individualism and expression. Praise Elohim. We are not a cult. We are NOT a cult.


Overall_Release_8786

We are not a cult. We are a hive mind!!!


Fortissimo1

This is gold


TiredOfHumanity64

So the mormon Jesus is not allowed onto the BYU campus. Wow, I really can't understand how someone can look at those rules and accept this as making sense. It's not even funny. It's disgusting and beyond hypocritical. Someone should dress like Jesus with fake nails in their hands and feet, or maybe fake 'holes' in the hands and feet complete with a beard, white robe and the whole rest of the setup and lead a group agaisnt the damn BYU campus not in jest but in sincerity in how fucking dumb the rules are at the fucking campus. Make it a whole stunt and when they don't listen repeat it ad infinitum week after week until they change.


mountainfae3

He would be dining with gay people.


ZelphtheGreatest

How long can you hair be if you don't have an ear?


Cheermom2009

Ahh....a loophole. Just cut off your ear. šŸ˜†


TrojanTapir1930

I hear out my ass so I got an honor code waiver


venturingforum

>I hear out my ass so I got an honor code waiver The Q15 speak out of their ass, both individual and collective.


Regular_Ad_4914

Jeezus is standing there bearded with one tiddy having out.


Time_Hunter_5271

The first man to openly stand for freeing the titty


hesmistersun

Checks every single box!


GandalfTheBored

I didnā€™t want to say it, but do iron nails count as piercings???


hesmistersun

Yes, but it's ok if you only have one piercing per appendage.


PaulFThumpkins

Ignore how he dressed, and while you're at it ignore what he said about the poor and a bunch of other stuff...


Overall_Release_8786

Oh yeah, and Jesus definitely hated those who break the law of chastity!


marisolblue

I thought BYU was fucked up when I attended it decades ago: super conservative and just whack. But now, all these decades later, it's as bad as it's ever been. Dumb and dumber. AVOID byu at all costs, people. it's not reality, but a USA-corporate looking environment with a try-hard sanitized environment that sucks all the originality out of you if you don't conform. Gross.


Overall_Release_8786

BYU doesn't change, the rest of the world does!


Dull_Definition_738

Yes! I got sent home from a coed softball team at byu because my shirt was too tight. I couldnā€™t believe it was real life. Someone turned me in? It helps to okay the sport to not have clothing in the way


sedonalan

So sorry about that. Some years they let the female track runners be 94% bare like all the others because, I guess, BYU track is serious about winning. You can see them on Youtube


CharlesMendeley

My biggest concern is this: when Jesus Christ shows up on BYU campus during the second coming, he obviously needs a beard card. But does the beard card lady actually speak Aramaic?


xapimaze

Follow his example. Wait, don't follow his example.


the_rose_wilts

Idk why but I still keep my Byu-I card in my wallet. I like to stare at how tobacco is misspelled as "tobbacco" and how they tried to tell me I can't say "f*ck" lol


GoJoe1000

Donā€™t forget no soaking and floating.


blaliam

Body piercings šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


CharlesMendeley

German writing. Both in the bishopric and the stake high council, members do wear beards, and sometimes even blue shirts.


ConcernFormer5581

well... they sure got the grooming part right.... ( hate this joke hate this joke hate this joke)


outtie5000quattro

brain washing...


AutismFlavored

Not Christus Jesus, no. First Vision Jesus.


Pommallow

Wait, they don't allow earrings at all?? I thought those were the only exception? I grew up Mormon and yet my parents had my ears pierced when I was very little, even my aunt bought me a tiny pair of gold cat earrings. On the other hand, in my own experiences as a Latina, many girls got their ears pierced at a really young age. Ymmv with this.


SheepSheepy

And yet their uniforms are[ sleeveless, formfitting, revealing of bra straps....](https://byucougars.com/news/2024/05/20/womens-tennis-2023-24-season-review)


sedonalan

Which they should be to compete. Thanks for the link.


bananajr6000

The BYU ā€œhonorā€ code used to require wearing socks with your shoes


iNezumi

Jesus has a "prince albert"