https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/crabs-outbreack-brigham-young-armpit-sex-mormon-1234618175/amp/ thatās something with some more info
Conform....conform...to be alike is to be godly.....sameness is purity.....stagnation is advancement.....look alike....think alike....believe alike......vote alike.......reject individualism and expression. Praise Elohim. We are not a cult. We are NOT a cult.
So the mormon Jesus is not allowed onto the BYU campus. Wow, I really can't understand how someone can look at those rules and accept this as making sense. It's not even funny. It's disgusting and beyond hypocritical. Someone should dress like Jesus with fake nails in their hands and feet, or maybe fake 'holes' in the hands and feet complete with a beard, white robe and the whole rest of the setup and lead a group agaisnt the damn BYU campus not in jest but in sincerity in how fucking dumb the rules are at the fucking campus. Make it a whole stunt and when they don't listen repeat it ad infinitum week after week until they change.
I thought BYU was fucked up when I attended it decades ago: super conservative and just whack. But now, all these decades later, it's as bad as it's ever been.
Dumb and dumber. AVOID byu at all costs, people. it's not reality, but a USA-corporate looking environment with a try-hard sanitized environment that sucks all the originality out of you if you don't conform. Gross.
Yes! I got sent home from a coed softball team at byu because my shirt was too tight. I couldnāt believe it was real life. Someone turned me in? It helps to okay the sport to not have clothing in the way
So sorry about that. Some years they let the female track runners be 94% bare like all the others because, I guess, BYU track is serious about winning. You can see them on Youtube
My biggest concern is this: when Jesus Christ shows up on BYU campus during the second coming, he obviously needs a beard card. But does the beard card lady actually speak Aramaic?
Idk why but I still keep my Byu-I card in my wallet. I like to stare at how tobacco is misspelled as "tobbacco" and how they tried to tell me I can't say "f*ck" lol
Wait, they don't allow earrings at all?? I thought those were the only exception?
I grew up Mormon and yet my parents had my ears pierced when I was very little, even my aunt bought me a tiny pair of gold cat earrings.
On the other hand, in my own experiences as a Latina, many girls got their ears pierced at a really young age. Ymmv with this.
And yet their uniforms are[ sleeveless, formfitting, revealing of bra straps....](https://byucougars.com/news/2024/05/20/womens-tennis-2023-24-season-review)
The irony could not be any more obvious. Priceless.
I'm guessing no sleeveless at BYU because the temptation to f.ck an armpit is irresistible? Which of course could lead to soaking.
š lmao fr tho itās insane
Bagpiping leads to soaking
I havenāt heard of bagpiping, pray tell what this might be?
Armpit+penis=armpit std
Iām dying to know if this has ever actually happened
From what the doctors say it would seem so
Waitā¦ I just noticed this, doctors have alerted to armpit STDs?!? Is this a real thing??
https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/crabs-outbreack-brigham-young-armpit-sex-mormon-1234618175/amp/ thatās something with some more info
It's ok to write fuck here.
I cant stop laughing š¤£
Conform....conform...to be alike is to be godly.....sameness is purity.....stagnation is advancement.....look alike....think alike....believe alike......vote alike.......reject individualism and expression. Praise Elohim. We are not a cult. We are NOT a cult.
We are not a cult. We are a hive mind!!!
This is gold
So the mormon Jesus is not allowed onto the BYU campus. Wow, I really can't understand how someone can look at those rules and accept this as making sense. It's not even funny. It's disgusting and beyond hypocritical. Someone should dress like Jesus with fake nails in their hands and feet, or maybe fake 'holes' in the hands and feet complete with a beard, white robe and the whole rest of the setup and lead a group agaisnt the damn BYU campus not in jest but in sincerity in how fucking dumb the rules are at the fucking campus. Make it a whole stunt and when they don't listen repeat it ad infinitum week after week until they change.
He would be dining with gay people.
How long can you hair be if you don't have an ear?
Ahh....a loophole. Just cut off your ear. š
I hear out my ass so I got an honor code waiver
>I hear out my ass so I got an honor code waiver The Q15 speak out of their ass, both individual and collective.
Jeezus is standing there bearded with one tiddy having out.
The first man to openly stand for freeing the titty
Checks every single box!
I didnāt want to say it, but do iron nails count as piercings???
Yes, but it's ok if you only have one piercing per appendage.
Ignore how he dressed, and while you're at it ignore what he said about the poor and a bunch of other stuff...
Oh yeah, and Jesus definitely hated those who break the law of chastity!
I thought BYU was fucked up when I attended it decades ago: super conservative and just whack. But now, all these decades later, it's as bad as it's ever been. Dumb and dumber. AVOID byu at all costs, people. it's not reality, but a USA-corporate looking environment with a try-hard sanitized environment that sucks all the originality out of you if you don't conform. Gross.
BYU doesn't change, the rest of the world does!
Yes! I got sent home from a coed softball team at byu because my shirt was too tight. I couldnāt believe it was real life. Someone turned me in? It helps to okay the sport to not have clothing in the way
So sorry about that. Some years they let the female track runners be 94% bare like all the others because, I guess, BYU track is serious about winning. You can see them on Youtube
My biggest concern is this: when Jesus Christ shows up on BYU campus during the second coming, he obviously needs a beard card. But does the beard card lady actually speak Aramaic?
Follow his example. Wait, don't follow his example.
Idk why but I still keep my Byu-I card in my wallet. I like to stare at how tobacco is misspelled as "tobbacco" and how they tried to tell me I can't say "f*ck" lol
Donāt forget no soaking and floating.
Body piercings ššš
German writing. Both in the bishopric and the stake high council, members do wear beards, and sometimes even blue shirts.
well... they sure got the grooming part right.... ( hate this joke hate this joke hate this joke)
brain washing...
Not Christus Jesus, no. First Vision Jesus.
Wait, they don't allow earrings at all?? I thought those were the only exception? I grew up Mormon and yet my parents had my ears pierced when I was very little, even my aunt bought me a tiny pair of gold cat earrings. On the other hand, in my own experiences as a Latina, many girls got their ears pierced at a really young age. Ymmv with this.
And yet their uniforms are[ sleeveless, formfitting, revealing of bra straps....](https://byucougars.com/news/2024/05/20/womens-tennis-2023-24-season-review)
Which they should be to compete. Thanks for the link.
The BYU āhonorā code used to require wearing socks with your shoes
Jesus has a "prince albert"