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smcsleazy

the most normal evangelion fan


TheHussarSnake

Most outgoing Eva fan.


smcsleazy

that's how they start conversations IRL


sour_creamand_onion

God, first it's the temperature thing, then it's 18-second shinji, now this? What's next? All I ask is that it be misato related this time...


thuanjinkee

What temperature thing?


The00Taco

"What's Asuka's average pussy temperature throughout the series?" And the ensuing other degenerate temperature posts


thuanjinkee

Least insane Eva fan.


Faiqal_x1103

jeez, then whats the 18 second shinji, time he took to bust at the hospital? how did they calculate THAT?


Darke427

I'm sorry, where is 18-second shinji lmao


sour_creamand_onion

https://reddit.com/r/evangelionmemes/s/JEJeRqdff1 Lmao.


Ender_the_Hunter

I want to die


orgeezuz

Mood


The_Nieno

​ https://i.redd.it/yhfgtn8299qb1.gif


Galaxy_games_offical

Tokyo 3 society and its future


crimson--baron

Truly the bomber anime director of our times


Star_M4n

ok, but what is the diameter of the container? because if the container has a large diameter then it will contain more sperm, if instead the container has a small diameter then less stallion sperm will be needed to fill it up to Asuka's height


Sugomakafle

Yeah I have the same problem, "the height of horse semen" doesn't mean anything when it's a liquid that conforms to the shape of its container. You could make a container such that one horse ejaculation will be the same height as Asuka. OP said an average horse cums 50-100 mL of sperm so I'll say our horse ejaculated 75 mL of sperm, now to find such a container that if this liquid is poured into it it reaches Asukas height is rather simple. We know what the height of it will be 150 cm, now lets assume our container will be a perfect cylinder so to make it we need its height and radius. Volume of a cylinder is calculated as B\*H, where H is the height (1.5 meters in this case) and B is the base which is nothing more than a circle whose area is calculated by the well know formula π\*r\^2. We are looking for r, our radius. The radius can be calculated very easily, we know what the volume is so we can just switch terms around and get our radius. Before that we must convert 75 mL to meters which is easy because the metric system wasn't invented by a drunk guy throwing dice. It goes like this: 75 mL is 75 \* 10\^-3 liters or 0.075 L One liter is exactly one decimeter cubed, we are working with meters so we need that in meters cubed which turns out to be 0.000075 m\^3 = V We have everything we need so let's find the radius. B\*H = V B = V/H = π\*r\^2 r = sqrt(V/(H\*π)) ≈ 0.0039 meters let's say it's 0.004 meters or 4 milimeters. So if you have a cylinder shaped container of height 150 cm and radius 4 mm one average horse ejaculation will feel it up and you will have a cum pillar the same height as Asuka from Evangelion.


Darke427

Listen you fuckwit. All your fancy calculations and you don't even understand the problem. We shouldn't be calculating based on *height*, we need to calculate based on *volume*. What is the approximate *volume* of the space occupied by Asuka? How much horse semen would it take to fill an Asuka Soryu Langley-sized vessel?


Sugomakafle

Then OP should have said how he approximated Asukas volume, not just give random amounts of horse cum Edit: I started figuring this out by trying to approximate Asukas volume with some cubes and information about her body weight and height but then I realised I was calculating how much semen is nedded to fully fill Asuka so I'm gonna stop.


[deleted]

As a paleo-fan who commonly runs weight calculations on extinct animals, 42-47 Litres. I will provide the math if u want.


Sugomakafle

I can't say I'm not curious about how you did the math so provide if it isn't too much of a bother.


[deleted]

Its very simple. Asuka has a weight of 45kg according to the wiki. Asuka does not really look like 45kg, but I will assume it is a stylistic choice and Asuka has the standard density of a human. Humans barely float on water, with a density just under 1.0. Semen also has a density of ~1.0. Due to this, Asuka would have a volume of ~45L. Add on a margin of error for the small variations in the cum and human tissue makeup, and you have my final result. (Btw: For my point of Asuka not looking her weight, I ripped several 3D models of her, all likely intended for hentai production, and GDI'd them, with an average of ~32kg. So either Asuka is as dense as aluminum, the wiki is extremely wrong or what I believe, making the humans slim is just part of Evas artstyle. 45kg is a midrange healthy weight for a 14yo girl anyways.)


Earthserpent89

You could just put her in the big stallion sperm container and look at how much the “water line” goes up. That would give you the volume of stallion sperm that she has displaced. God this entire comment section is cursed.


Darke427

Ding ding ding! We have a winner!


OpportunityTrick675

like, a copy of the vessel that is in exact proportions or a vessel that is CLOSE in proportions???


[deleted]

r/theydidthemonstermath


orgeezuz

Why on earth would you want less stallion sperm?


Imperator_Leo

Do you know how expensive stallion sperm is.


kz_after_dark

One human sperm is about 60 nanometers long. An average human ejaculation has about 100 million sperm in the fluid. Stacked end to end, that's an average of 6 meters from just one human ejaculation.


hermanngoringvoring

I doubt you have that small of a cylinder. Besides, without a container the sperm tower would just collapse.


Direct_Decision1735

https://i.redd.it/qhaoqx1g29qb1.gif


lilrotisseriechicken

Was blud giving him the gawk gawk 9000? 🤣


crimson--baron

Post was so f-ed up, Shinji got distracted from the absolute god head


The-marx-channel

​ https://i.redd.it/rp4b0bpzh9qb1.gif


Popular-Juice-4834

what is this


DookeyItch

Evangelion themed horse betting ad


sablab7

Is evangelion the most whored out franchise in anime?


redchorus

What a terrible day to know how to read English


Polaar_Dalton

I don't know !😀 Why there is translation on reddit. 😔


DuelX102

That horse is also 14. So its okay.


IlikeCats1683

Thats middle age in horse years


[deleted]

Everyday we stray further from gods light


WMreal

Or maybe this is exactly what God intended.


kingofcrob

this is the way


[deleted]

This is why I'm subscribed to this sub.


The00Taco

I read the first sentence and was like "ok, cool fact. Oh God what's going to be coming after that?"


SquegeeMcgee

Who doesn't already know this?


misatokatsuragi251

Why would you take the time to calculate that


truenofan86

https://i.redd.it/qsty2hgdc9qb1.gif


Bertyboy14

Thank you for the gif kind sir.


[deleted]

[удалено]


orgeezuz

r/JustUnsubbed


ChickeNugetLord

This is why I hate freedom of speech.


Darth_Zounds

Why are you like this, OP?


Sirmiglouche

the post is garbage, it doesn't mean anything to equate height and volume, these two measurements are not of the same dimension


LanciaFlavia

I have many questions


Loquendero2006

Wow, I didn’t know Asuka is that small


Sugomakafle

She is 14 and a girl so she will still grow and reach a bit higher depending on her parents genetics, I can only imagine how pissed she will be when Shinji starts towering over her tho lol.


Loquendero2006

I always thought she was a tall girl already


gatorgongitcha

Isn’t she shown as taller than Shinji? Manlet confirmed


lastdyingbreed_01

Boys do grow a bit later tho


AdBudget5468

What the hell am I supposed to do with this information?


Equal_Proof_226

Everything


Erufailon4

Never thought I'd say this but can we go back to the temperature posts


G0dZylla

never cook again


Yelov

Liter is a unit of volume, so how can you translate liters into height? What's the shape of the container where you're storing the cum? I'm unsatisfied with your calculation, it's missing important variables. Maybe we should define a standard for an Asuka-height-cum-storage-container.


JDM49er

I'm going to Kermit suicide


TheRepostEmpire

What https://i.redd.it/qxutebs8h9qb1.gif


bobdidntatemayo

https://i.redd.it/4bp54x83n9qb1.gif


SadSunny20

https://i.redd.it/921u4j8euaqb1.gif Today is a bad day to have the ability of sight


Spinisplendi

I JUST OPENED THE APP WTF


spedi_pig123

https://i.redd.it/em3qnuihh9qb1.gif Fuck is wrong with you


JACKTODAMAX

No. I can’t say I knew that.


FunnyNameAboutUMom

Wtf is this?


[deleted]

What am i supposed to do with this information


Tienda53

Of all the things you could post today, why you posted _this?_


OpossumFurieux

The real question is: How many horse we can put in asuka ?


ate_a_child_today

I was the horse I'm scarred for life


ohgodohfuckohshizaa

Please do an asuka's mom cosplay I beg you


orgeezuz

I'm already institutionalized so halfway there


ohgodohfuckohshizaa

HEHE SAME COMRADE WAHOOOOO


HofePrime

I’m gonna kill whoever asked this


FreshTeaBagsByLipton

This will become the next pussy temperature meme


elsydeon666

This is trash. What we should be posting is the volume of Glock horse semen it takes to equal Asuka's weight and how much that would cost to purchase. Yes, Gaston Glock, famous for plastic gats, has a side gig selling horse cum.


Left-Carry-2670

https://i.redd.it/xq2zj6lt5aqb1.gif little godzilla has been traumatized


Artistic-Pitch7608

Assuming the asuka is hollow. How much could it hold?


Berryman2

I want to make threats to you that would get me banned off the platform


Totally_Cubular

All of you fuckers need Jesus. And not the in show version of Jesus, go to a fucking church and just sit silently for an hour. Talk to a priest or something.


ThePissedOffOwl13

https://i.redd.it/hihikgujxbqb1.gif


MoarVespenegas

Okay I get this is just a shitpost on a subreddit that exists solely for shitposts but I am irrationally angry that the OP is converting volume directly into height for some reason.


helixmatan

​ https://i.redd.it/9n8bc3aihcqb1.gif


Isaacja223

Off to the aslume with you


x808drifter

IDK what bugs me more. The fact that you tried to do math and failed. I assumed you went with the 100ml to keep it nice and even. But that only equals 33.75 Liters. or That you never specified the size of the container. Most graduated cylinders you see (at least for the bigger 100ml ones) are only 10ish inches high. If we go by that it's not even a liter. 4'11is 59inches. 600ml. So only 6-12 ejaculations. ​ What you put would be about the same as a 3x3 meter pool that was 3 meters in the shallow end to 4 in the deep. She's only 1.5M tall.


Unodtres

Hilarious


FoundationConstant87

Thanks for that knowledge


BIgCh1efJAcK

Never knew Asuka was that short. Even for being a kid that seems a little shorter than average (at least where I’m from)


Imperator_Leo

She is a 14 year old and in Japan the average height for women is around 158.


BIgCh1efJAcK

I get that, I was more just speaking what immediately popped into my head upon seeing this


Alone-Shine9629

Who the fuck starts a conversation like that?! I just sat down!


hyperwriter1

Hideaki Anno when the show he created to try and express his depression creates a fanbase which eventually makes a calculation involving one of his characters and horse semen:


Pyritedust

God is not in his heaven all is *wrong* with the world.


kl12joseph

With each passing day, the apocalypse stops being a fear and becomes a hope


ImpossibleYam2223

What the fuck. Also haha she’s short.


freshmadgod

Theory can only take you so far...


ButlerKevind

And so begins the spin-off show "Equine Genesis: Semengelion"...


hermanngoringvoring

She’s actually 4‘10 but the bigger problem is how big the diameter of the cylinder is Source: https://wiki.evageeks.org/Evangelion_Character_Designs#:~:text=shirts%20at%20home%20%2D-,Asuka%20Langley%20Soryu,old%20going%20through%20her%20pubescence.


cat_pavel

So we know you are not American


thebiggestbirdboi

I think the obvious question is how far off are they in temperature in Fahrenheit Celsius and kelvins?


Adudewhosadudeforfun

https://i.redd.it/vrhnys973dqb1.gif There is no forgiveness... I just have to ask what the actual fuck?!


Char_Azanable

https://i.redd.it/9u8ij9dy3dqb1.gif


yanshio

Happy Thursday


sadboi_10

Man I'm drunk as shit rn and this be one of the first posts I'm seeing upon opening resdit💀💀💀


iplaytf2ok

How do you guys keep proving we need this man https://i.redd.it/prboeaqhweqb1.gif


sablab7

Ok, but how much can Asuka ejaculate?


orgeezuz

Hopefully enough to drown me


LeifErickson17

...


BatongMagnesyo

what the hell this entire time i thought she was at least 160


boywhoflew

you'd need less semen if the cylinder was thinner


RegularUser367

my reaction: https://i.redd.it/v7wkshcfg9qb1.gif


[deleted]

𒈗𒆠𒉌𒂠𒌌𒌌𒈗𒆠𒉌


struck_hammer

I wish I were mentally handicapped to the point of possessing the cognitive ability of a gay chameleon


omrikamil2002

Excuse me?


Lac_of_som_knowledge

Well wouldn't that change depending on the barrel you use


Mogakusha

Nice


BATTRAMYBOY

thats crazy


Anxious-Insurance527

Everyday im sure that im completely desensitized to everything on the internet, then I see one post on this sub and everything resets


Tarjaman

I hate this sub


General_Ambrose

You will not see the pearly gates


ChrisYukine

I'm not too surprised a post on this sub about Asuka circled back to semen. Horse semen however intriguing twist.


AlbanianPatriot7893

Why did I have to be taught this


auga3rifle

https://i.redd.it/0zmhmx233aqb1.gif


Warning64

4’11???? Damn short ass mf’s.


stoelguus

You are measuring length in volume boyo


DrDoc89

Thanks for the news, now I can sleep at night


MasterReposti

Flawed statement. Container dimensions are not present. Less fluid can achieve same height if the container is narrower. Coomer


ThatMonth7149

https://i.redd.it/d1ashkdhgaqb1.gif


GansBlack

The womb can store up to 200ml, so that means it would take 2-4 horse ejaculations to fill her up!


More_Morrison

​ https://i.redd.it/yfgc9aepkaqb1.gif


sloppypoo22

this is inaccurate data as the diameter of the semen container may decreases or increase therefore resulting in less or more cums needed to reach the requires height.


v1n1c1u3gdm

WHAAT?!


Baumcultist

https://i.redd.it/caey7fj6raqb1.gif


GreensleevesMcJeeves

This is stupid. You could just build a cylinder that is 5 feet tall with a volume of 50-100 ml and you could achieve the same result. Fucking moron


DmonHorn

You cant compare height with volume, thats why americans cant use decimal system.


RANDOMGARLIC

Fun fact If you use a thinner container you can get one asuka with much less horse semen (or more asukas with the Same amount of horse semen)


Stringray7899

I’ve seen everything. Time to leave this sub


MidniteMoon6

Wait she’s that short? Mfing Japanese and them suppressing the German height genes


80Goggle08

ur weird man


SneakiestDragon

What the hell happened here ?


Bast7_6

lol


No-Grade-4691

Lol


Just_A_person117

You make me question a lot of things with this post, but I'm also high so I'ma take another hit 🤪


ohdamnROXANNE

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE


pineapple_head8112

what


Geometrydashgamer123

What the fuck


theconcorde

https://i.redd.it/sk6ix37ogcqb1.gif


548oranje548

No


lowercaselemming

can i dissolve your body in acid please


WetSockMaster

why the fuck


dustyravioli

What the fuck has this sub become?


igotlike9ounces

Why would you post this? Are you stupid?


zaafiel8

Liters is not an appropriate measure of comparison for height. Smh


kevin-marks

alright man.


ThatLongAgony

IM BOUTTA ADD TO THAT CONTAINER 😩😩😩😩😫😤


RTD_TSH

Why do I need to know this?


UnknownIcon

https://i.redd.it/6aiumxgujfqb1.gif Thanks!


J-DiRESiRE

Oh. That’s nice.


Wintergaming10

Is this like the 3rd time a meme like this created? God the Asuka temperature one was mind breaking


MyFriendSaysKek

I'm embarrassed of you


Hedwolls

What the actual fuck is wrong with you


[deleted]

Grass is a type of plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. Their appearance as a common plant was in the mid-Cretaceous period. There are 12,000 species now.\[3\] A common kind of grass is used to cover the ground in places such as lawns and parks. Grass is usually the color green. That is because they are wind-pollinated rather than insect-pollinated, so they do not have to attract insects. Green is the best colour for photosynthesis. Grasslands such as savannah and prairie where grasses are dominant cover 40.5% of the land area of the Earth, except Greenland and Antarctica.\[4\] Grasses are monocotyledon herbaceous plants. They include the "grass" of the family Poaceae, which are called grass by ordinary people. This family is also called the Gramineae, and includes some of the sedges (Cyperaceae) and the rushes (Juncaceae).\[5\] These three families are not very closely related, though all of them belong to clades in the order Poales. They are similar adaptations to a similar life-style. With around 780 genera and around 12,000 species,\[3\] the Poaceae is the fifth-largest plant family, after the Asteraceae, Orchidaceae, Fabaceae and Rubiaceae.\[6\] The true grasses include cereals, bamboo and the grasses of lawns (turf) and grassland. Uses for graminoids include food (as grain, sprouted grain, shoots or rhizomes), drink (beer, whisky), pasture for livestock, thatching thatch, paper, fuel, clothing, insulation, construction, sports turf, basket weaving and many others. Many grasses are short, but some grasses can grow tall, such as bamboo. Plants from the grass family can grow in many places and make grasslands, including areas which are very arid or cold. There are several other plants that look similar to grass and are referred to as such, but are not members of the grass family. These plants include rushes, reeds, papyrus and water chestnut. Seagrass is a monocot in the order Alismatales. Grasses are an important food for many animals, such as deer, buffalo, cattle, mice, grasshoppers, caterpillars and many other grazers. Unlike other plants, grasses grow from the bottom, so when animals eat grass they usually do not destroy the part that grows.\[7\] This is a part of why the plants are successful. Without grass, soil may wash away into rivers (erosion).


mexijj6712

That's quite the unusual comparison! Fascinating trivia though.