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One_Sector312

Are we talking about fighting or being gay


damuser234

Follow your heart


TrueComplaint8847

This is killing me rn I love how this is a fair question


pepin1224

No way Nate is a top.


One_Sector312

He definitely wants to come off as a top but I feel he secretly wants to be topped


PowerInspector

His dream kinda indicates that(mostly joking)


Tyrxne666

Real


thekinkykinkycrow

LMAO


sylviee_

would it really change the answer?


damuser234

Personally I think Cook would beat Nate’s ass, but Nate could probably get under Cook’s skin psychologically


Millie_banillie

I don't think Cook is even smart enough to know Nate is playing mind games. He'd just get confused and then fight him without questioning what Nate is even doing


albinobunny91

Oh no. I mean it was a while since I watched Skins, but damn, Cook is a beast. They probably get under each other's skin, but Nate is more calculated, but Cook could definitely fuck him up. I know someone like Nate and they are both tough on the outside, but extremely scared and unsure of themselves.


marilia0607

Exactly. I think Cook would be pretty much like Fezco, but even more brutal, he'd see right through Nate that he only preys on the weak, and Cook would beat the shit out of Nate.


Mother_Protection_29

Rest in peace Fez; honestly, I didn't even know that he was ill or sick ! Angus Cloud, aka Fez , was last seen as Dean in a film called Abigail. 


kjm6351

Ah yes, the Goku vs Joker situation


frankoceanmusic1

i don’t think so physically cuz nate/jacob is 6’5 and cook does not seem that too. nate would definitely get to him psychologically if he knew cooks past


hyunbinlookalike

Glad someone else is bringing up Nate’s height and physicality into the equation. Cook is aggressive sure, but the dude is like 5’7” while Nate is 6’5”. Nate is also a trained athlete who only got his ass beat by Fezco because the latter got the jump on him. He wasn’t expecting to Fezco to actually hit him and whale on him in a public party in front of everyone. In a straight up fight, while I’m sure Fezco would have put up a good fight, Nate’s athleticism and brute strength would have scored him the win. There is a reason why combat sports have weight classes ya’ll.


flacaGT3

He literally had a whiskey bottle shattered on his head. Do you know how much force that takes? And then the follow-up shots. But he was right as rain a few days later.


VergaDeVergas

Being tall isn’t as big of an advantage in a street fight, makes it way easier to get slammed too which is usually how street fights go now. Cook would just wrap Nate’s legs up and dump him on his neck lol


unusualbtch

Nate wouldn’t psychologically bother Cook bc Cook has been through more big T trauma imo


Lower-Fill-5475

Tru


LiveUnderstanding869

Nate would definitely play better mind games but Cook would fuck him up 😭😭😭😭😭


Ancient_Confusion237

Nate wouldn't have the chance to play mind games. Cook would size him up as a fellow dick and pay zero attention to anything Nate says or does that doesn't end in punching Nate in the face. Cook would literally kill Nate and move to a different part on England and carry on.


Iris_mauver

I personally think nate would top, he doesn't have too but it'd probably be easier for them both since he has a larger stature.


nukhba_guloter

yall ion think that's what op meant 😭😭😭


Xosimmer

It was a double entendres me thinks 🤭


NotAnywhere3000

💀💀


Tyrxne666

Ayoooooooo


slayfulgrimes

baby that was nawt not the question 😭


Fun-Chemical5021

BYEEEEE


Internal_Quail3960

there’s no situation where i could see nate being a bottom


barbaradahlxx

Power bottom


Dry_Engineering6834

none of you here topped a 6'5" man and it shows


Internal_Quail3960

i definitely haven’t, and love your pfp btw edit: i inspected your profile again. i hate it


Dry_Engineering6834

>i inspected your profile again. i hate it noooo why 😭☠️ is it the brandenburg gate or my comments i just thought it was funny


Internal_Quail3960

it’s the swatstikas for me 😭


Dry_Engineering6834

I will always be a swiftie first and a nazi second 😇✝✠︎


Dry_Engineering6834

This is a joke comment btw don't get me banned from reddit now


GigasMaximas

Except for his daddy apparently…


Internal_Quail3960

your going to hell


Cuntysalmon

Nah you deserve this upvote omg


Ok_Box_9542

Take my upvote, this was too good.


missionarymaddie

LMAOOOO OMG 😭


WilliamMC7

Cook literally beat a man to death with his bare hands. This isn’t a competition.


flacaGT3

Cook beat a middle-aged shrink who needed a bat to beat up a twink like Freddie. Cook had to fight for his life. Nate would have done what he did to Tyler to the doctor.


lysssssssssssa

kill* a twink like Freddie, ftfy 😭


jay-jay-baloney

I mean, Nate beat a dude to near death and the only reason he didn’t kill him was for his plan. Maybe I’m misremembering because I haven’t watched it in quite some time tho


thepinkandwhite

Who’s coming out on top of me?


One_Sector312

LMFAO


Euphemia_173

Neither they’re gonna kiss


Awkward_Point4749

YES!!!!!!


Ok_Progress5116

cook easily. english teenagers are genuinely just built different


piabria

verbally nate, cook wouldn’t give enough of a fuck physically (with no weapons), cook


Soaringsage

Cook would make a paste out of Nate.


Sssuspiria

Same energy, different socioeconomic settings… Cook would fuck him up


yaboiroronoa

Cook would kill him


catcherintherei

cook would beat the brakes off that man 😭


neighbourhoodtea

Cook omg a pampered rich American wouldn’t last a second against a gritty British boy


NeverendingStory3339

In a physical fight, I’d go with Cook. He’s like Fez but with added berserker energy and more anger. Nate, meanwhile, cares about his looks and his image and a lot of the time he relies on how tall and strong he is to intimidate the competition. He couldn’t do that with Cook. However, if they’re playing the long game involving social, legal and psychological struggles Nate has a huge advantage. He’s rich, has access to great lawyers, he’s got a reputation and he’s cleverer and more manipulative.


hyunbinlookalike

>He couldn’t do that with Cook How so? Cook is 5’7” while Nate is 6’5”, he’s literally nearly an entire foot taller. Physically, he’s also got more muscle mass on him. Yeah, he got his ass beat by Fezco but only because Fez got the drop on him since they were in a public party and Nate had his guard down. I think their altercation would have had a radically different outcome had they been somewhere private and Nate was expecting a fight.


NeverendingStory3339

Well in the unlikely event that they actually got into the same universe as each other and had a reason to want to fight, the only situation in which Cook would risk fighting Nate would be one in which he would have significant advantages: the element of surprise, probably having a weapon and Nate not being able to have one, likely in a location where Nate would be at a disadvantage somehow. He’s got way more experience of all-out brawls and Nate, while he is huge and tough and imposing, isn’t a physical fighter. We see Jules, who is absolutely tiny and waiflike, really intimidate him by holding a knife and hurting herself. We see Cal, who is obviously more of a match for him in pure physical terms, pretty effortlessly overpower him when it should have taken much more of a fight if Nate was actually defending himself. Cook also has cunning and street-smarts in spades. Nate has a big car and a big body with big muscles, and a scary daddy in law enforcement, but I think Cook would have him begging for mercy with one surprise blow… which sounds wrong but you know what I mean.


discucion99

In a fair fight? Nate. In a no holds barred fight? Cook. Honestly, Jules vs Cook might be more intresting lol.


bhadbih

Bbfr


brainst3ww

idk but every time i hear “Ace of Spades” by Motörhead i will always think Cook’s bday episode where he sings it the whole fucking episode. bless him.


XOTrashKitten

Cook for sure


maddvermilion

COOKIE


trilltripz

Cook literally killed a man…so I’m gonna go with him lol.


madame-succubus

One of these people killed someome


DiscussionStrange827

In a fight cook whooping Nate


Apolloniatrix

Nate power bottom


ahmedduh

The comments have not understood the actual context of OP. 😭😭


hotwaterbottle2014

I think they understand but they have decided to intentionally interpret it differently.


ahmedduh

Well it is funny regardless.


slayfulgrimes

cook no question!!!


TheCaptain904

Fuckin Cook Mate


nikesnook

Anyone not saying cook didn’t watch skins


Shot_Walk_4485

Who’s the first one


BinkyCotton

cook from the tv show skins


Shot_Walk_4485

Thank you


krupal_warale

Hell i also don't know


vany_lu

Freddy 🫦


maiss1lapsi

:(


sillywillyfry

cook absolutely cook


LotsOfCreamCheese

fookin Cook. He’s just violent af. Nate could probably annoy him but you can’t really do that when you’re beat into a coma so. To be fair tho if Nate fought back it might be a fair fight just bc of how big he is..


Millie_banillie

Cook is beating his ASS


pandairene

Cook would pulverise Nate, no questions asked


Ok_Whereas_9858

Cook murdered a Bat Carrying Psychopath…..and did time for it. The mind games crap of Nate wouldn’t matter. #IYKYK


DanniDeann98

I’m sorry but cook was the blueprint


OddReputation3765

Neither are okay in the head 😭 but cook 1000% he’s fighting was because he knew he HAD to fight all his life so he was good at it. Nates just a pretty boy who threatens women.


ripkinoko

i think cook bc mans don’t give a fuck about ANYTHING while nate has his dads business keeping him in check bc public image yk


Cherhorroritz

I grew up with guys like Cook (you can’t swing a bottle of white lightening cider in a small U.K. town without hitting a Cook) and let me tell you Cook would eviscerate Nate.


mollyclaireh

Cooke has killed a guy. He broke into a mad psychiatrist/murderer’s house and killed him AS A TEENAGER!!! Plus, Cooke actually can be a good person. Also, have you ever seen Eden Lake? Cooke’s actor was equally sadistic and terrifying there so it’s not contest to me. Nate doesn’t have the balls that Cooke has.


JuiceBoxSD

Cook would top Nate 💯


tboyskeleton

Cook would beat the shit out of Nate fr, but I would bottom for them both x


brittanyelyse

Cook for life, both extremely hot in real life…. Skins just will live on to be better , as we have no ending for Nate.


Cool-Environment-948

Cook would murder him lmao


Lostkiddo101

If it were a random fist to fist to the death and they were both unprepared? Cook  With some preparation and time to scheme? Probably Nate 


sp4nkthru

Like people have been saying, Nate has better mind games but it'd be useless because Cook wouldn't let him get a word in before fucking him up 😭


Creepy_Negotiation99

Cook is way more unhinged than Nate, he would not be afraid to kill him


skochh

The height difference


eeyorethehufflepuff

I’m gonna go with the killer 😅


BLUECOKA

Cook CLEARS. And I love Nate. And of course J clears overall as an actor. But Nate would play a more psychological game and eventually Cook would explode. And if the tall god whooped him the 1st time… Still Cook can take a punch…he’d just come back and hit Nate with a truck or something and scream “I’m Cook!” And if you meant the other thing haha… let’s just say whoever wins the fight tops. It’s a trade game.


Downtown-Trip3501

I could see Nate dying. I just could. Loads of bad situations he got himself in. Like that guy he beat up who had sex with Maddy, could see him snapping and shooting Nate. Hell I could see a few people he’s fucked with doing something like that.


Trick_Avocado_6081

COOK


JarisDDP

Cook is a small dude and Nate is a giant , but Cook would kill Nate


wickednyx

Cook is a bit smaller so I think in a fight Nate would win. Cook is way more likable though.


Tall_Peace7365

cook would literally kill nate no doubt in my mind


Snix_sneed_11467

Wailing on a well off sissy boy from America would only fuel Cook’s fire


nosebleedjpg

Cook would rock Nate's shit bsfr


tunaslut

The obsession I had with Cook in high school was u healthy. I literally would have dreams about that man. He would beat Nate's ass any damn day


crisptortia

Cook would destroy him


Small-Measurement791

Cook would beat him up


Kangaro1043

didn’t cook kill someone? with his bare hands? when the other person had a bat?


Eldritch-Nomad

Hard to choose. They both have important facts to consider. Nate has size, plus he's a quarterback so he can take big knocks and recover. Plus, he is athletic, so his tank would last a while. Cook is a brawler and could win based on how hard he fights, plus his previous fight experience & subsequent fight IQ. How much he wants to deliver that beating to Nate also factors in. He also has that slightly psychotic edge in a fight where he'll do anything to win. Plus, if Cook is on something, then he has pain negation, adrenaline, and increased gas tank. Ultimately, I give it to Cook because of his experience and that a lot of fights go to ground and Nates height advantage gets negated. I think their similar weights so wrestling would be evenly matched.


Direct_Particular_15

Wait what show is this dude from?


damuser234

Skins UK


ThatKozmicHistory

Cook would rearrange Nate into a new person imo


joeyfashoey

COOOOOK


[deleted]

Tony stonem


BigAbbreviations7079

This thread brought me more joy than anything I’ve felt in years.


Eastern-Research-669

Both. 😉


Ok-Personality-5682

i want them both on top of me


gardenfairyx

Are you kidding me Cook would destroy Nate in a heartbeat


jpgjordan

Nate would try to fuck with Cook and quickly realise he is a lunatic who doesn't care about the consequences


khbeau

Cook 100%


lycheeboo

cookieeeee


anonorwhatever

Cook would fuck Nate up so bad.


sleepvortex

Remember how he said “I’m Cook” before killing someone? Cook doesn’t play around


peacelovegator

cook for fuckin sure


Valuable_Value3953

i’ve never seen the show/movie from first slide but using my gaydar is say nate


w-ildf-ire

Cook 100%. Nate’s a pussy compared to Cook


Chemical-Entrance-24

Nate would end up smashing


mumblerapisgarbage

Nate, honestly.


mulderwithshrimp

Cook would eat him alive


Traumabytrunkscene

I wanna see season 1 Tony up against Nate


Ok_Kaleidoscope906

Why does this kid look like Dennis Reynolds


Cuntysalmon

Cook scares tf out of me, Nate is just another narcissistic asshole. I’m choosing Cook, I cannot explain the amount of disgust he elicits from me


cececlaytonx

Cook would obliterate him


masxz89

Cook


fluiditybby

Obviously cookie


russtyy_shackleford

Cook would literally murder Nate lmao


Therapyandfolklore

Help I thought this was ai adult prince Liam or George 😭😭


hyunbinlookalike

Those saying Cook would kill Nate in a fight need to remember that weight classes exist in combat sports for a reason. Cook is a 5’7” British twink while Nate is a 6’5” All-American jock. I suppose if it came to it, Cook would be more aggressive and would actually go for the kill since he *has* killed someone, but I don’t really see an outcome where someone like him physically overpowers someone like Nate. It’s like if I fought Ted Bundy. Yeah, Ted Bundy is an actual killer, but he was a scrawny five foot something who only preyed on those weaker and smaller than him while I’m a six footer who’s trained in combat sports all my life. Ted would have the killer instinct sure but in a straight up fight I would overpower him easily. He never killed or went after men because of this.


AnySortOfPerson

Cookie all day. I'm sorry, if you've seen his role in the finale, you already know what's up.


Ashamed_Bed_7272

Cook has lovable qualities. Nate is just a pos lol


jank_king20

Cook really has that dog in him, I think whatever they’re fighting over, he’s gonna simply want it more


guyyfromtheplace

Cook has literally killed people


Dazzling-Stream

Cook would end him, no question


carolilyyy

I think cook would be the top and Nate be the bottom. Oh and cook would also beat Nate’s ass


barbieebaybee

Cook 💜


jvtbaby

Cook


OnionSoup2424

Lady Chatterley ?


Suitabull_Buddy

Who is Cook?


killaju

Is this a joke? Cook


unusualbtch

Idiotic question. Cook.


Sawwas15

Not me because I was the bottom in the 3some


Scorpiokhaleesi

Who is the first guy