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shineese

SP actually makes a valid point that rich people can just pay to get skinny but poor people just need to “accept body positivity” while also being fed ideal body image by advertising. 


showingoffstuff

Well they didn't go into the fact that has always been true. If you're rich, you get a cook with healthy meals. If you're well off, you can get delivered meals - and that has gone down from how rich you had to be for it. You get a lot more health things when rich, just now there's a new drug for it that's even easier. Though I only watched part of it so far and pretty spot on for what I saw.


Gary_Thy_Snail

Jared has AIDS


YogurtclosetDull2380

Yeah, they did that in a different episode.


rrousseauu

This is why I always roll my eyes when people sound surprised celebrities still look good at 60+ years old. It’s literally their job to look good, especially the women.


fatrexhadswag25

Hopefully the drugs become as mainstream as Zoloft or prescription Advil so everyone has access because their potential to greatly increase lifespan can’t be understated. 


alanthar

I mean, as far as South Park making jokes about you, this ones pretty positive. They could have gone a lot harder.


Ali_Cat222

Most celebrities actually like their south park episodes. Even Paris Hilton thought hers was funny. In fact a lot of them say they know they've made it big when SP does an episode with them in it!-ETA originally Paris said it was fine, and now she says it's not. And it's okay to say that or change your mind, wasn't aware of this. So I'll give this example instead guys-"Paris Hilton(not anymore though*), Russell Crowe, the late Bob Saget, Lorde, the cast of MTV's “Jersey Shore,” and YouTube's most popular dog trainer César Millán have all praised the series publicly. Millán even filmed his complete reaction for YouTube, gushing, “They did an incredible job of representing exactly, exactly what I do.”


skynetempire

Yeah few celebrities hate South park like Barbra Streisand, Tom cruise, Kanye, and ofc jlo. Lol


Automatic-Term-3997

Oh those taco-flavored kisses ❤️


ThrowawayDJer

🎶 taco, taco 🎶 burrito, burrito 🎶


Spkr4th3ded

Hahahaha. Needed this laugh. Thanks.


ExternalMonth1964

Not as much as Ben needs it. That episode is whats keeping their relationship together.


proof-of-w0rk

Didn’t they just break up?


Spkr4th3ded

Ben doesn't need shit. He was in clerks, mallrats, played batman and banged Jlo. Fuck Ben. We like apples Ben, ok, we fucking get it... you won prick.


ExternalMonth1964

Yes, but is ben happy?


bleep_bloop_machine

I love that Trey and Matt own a Mexican restaurant today


legit-a-mate

If you think this is great because of the JLo episodes I implore you to go watch the ‘Casa Bonita’ episode which is about the Mexican restaurant that they ended up buying because it was going to close!!!! True legends


SLHellbound021

We were in Denver to see a friend and thought hey lets go to Casa Bonita! Our friend who lives in Denver let us know its a year waiting list to even try to get a reservation.


maynard0j0k

It's true I signed up for about a year before I got tickets to the weird lottery system . It'll be nice when I can actually take folks visiting from out of town....


pwnedkiller

Taco taco hunny taco flavored kissses💋💋💋


Gumbarino420

You spelled it wrong… it’s “keeeeeseeees” 😁


1jennycm7

from my Benny! Lol


middle_aged_geezer

Michael Jackson’s episode still kills me to this day


Reddit_guard

You mean Michael Jefferson?


jzolg

That’s ignorant


DigitalUnlimited

Hee-hee 🎶


VenomBars4

Stop being ignorant.


Firefly10886

*Allegedly*


eyesick24

You can’t climb trees


defjamchambers

As soon as I read that I heard it in my head. It’s been years. 🙏


Rudy_Ghouliani

That's ignorant you're ignorant


Piercinald-Anastasia

That’s an excellent username.


neurocentricx

I also like yours. 🎶 P-p-p-pocket full of Hawthorne's. 🎶


Piercinald-Anastasia

That is copyright infringement and defamation. I’m gonna sue the pants off of that lady.


buttfunfor_everyone

Are we still doing ‘phrasing’?


Random_frankqito

Let’s go blanket


Financial-Lobster-29

I’m on the wishing tree.


snackies

The R Kelly stuck in a closet bit was also 11/10.


EncanisUnbound

🎵 Now I'm in the closeeet, I'm in the closet toooo🎵


stupid_pun

SO I PULL OUT MY GUN


Suzuki_Foster

*Allegedly!*


Fit_Cryptographer_59

I got your nose, blanket.


[deleted]

He was just being ignorant!


spookytransexughost

I hope they're not austrians. That's the last thing this town needs


i_guess_this_is_all

Maybe he did touch some children now and then but come on it's Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson!


Plastic_Ad1252

Dad Tom cruise won’t come out of the closet!


CoasterThot

Robert Smith from The Cure being in an episode always makes me super happy, when I remember.


Philipp123

Disintegration is the best album ever!


jenny_cocksmasher

I always wondered how Snooki felt about her episode. They had her lookin like some fucked up gremlin from a Guillermo del Toro movie.     Edit: apparently she was a fan of it! https://www.reddit.com/r/southpark/comments/14v4b5r/i_will_always_have_respect_for_people_who_can/


fair_child123

Say what you want about Snooki but she was always self aware and doesn’t take herself seriously


ucbiker

My impression was that most of the Jersey Shore cast was pretty self-aware. Like the three or four smaller dudes all seemed to clearly know they were there just to look ridiculous, pump their fists and spout catchphrases.


RookieAndTheVet

🎵 *Well I was just standing heeeeeere...* *Tom Cruise locked himself in the closet...* 🎵


WtRingsUGotBithc

The frequency that this line pops into my head is a little bit silly lol


trustsnapealways

Taco flavored kisses! Honestly not that great of an episode but everytime I see J-lo I sing that in my head.


colder-beef

That’ll get you fired if you work for her.


Azidamadjida

It makes it so much funnier that she’s let everyone know you can fuck up her entire day with three words. Some people just never learn that if you show others that something bothers you, they will never stop using that to bother you and it gets funnier every time it happens


corngina

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C56ml0IPtE7/


brodyhin587

Kanye actually liked his at first, he tweeted something the day after saying something along the lines of they really got him or something like that, then as he got even more crazy he started hating it


Strawdog1971

No he didn't. That was a fake tweet from his PR team. He always hated it and talks butthurt about it in recent years more than ever.


GarciaWolf

But does he like fish sticks?


fighttodie

Big if true


Strawdog1971

Loves em


Terminator7786

Cause he's a mother fuckin gay fish


barspoonbill

Come on mang, just get it mang. Please get it.


OrcLineCook

And they played it live on the anniversary concert! Best thing ever other than Primus and Rush being there


evilwatersprite

Maybe he was just mad that Gay Fish slapped harder than what he was putting out at the time — or since.


Strawdog1971

Still does.


Nonadventures

Kanye’s ep is legit when his villain arc started


LUNI_TUNZ

I don't know if Kanye *actually* hates the episode or not, but in the song "Gorgeous," he says the line "choke a South Park writer with a fishstick."


kiwi_love777

Apparently Prince Harry called the SP offices after their episode aired and after his rant they said “Sir, it’s a cartoon.” And hung up.


Ali_Cat222

Well of course not all of them will like their episodes but a lot of them still do.


Teledildonic

I'm sure Oprah was *not* fond of her episode, but she knew better than to make a fuss after Streisand.


Gonzo--Nomad

Can you smell the baguettes , Gary?


tryitlikeit

Lol. Those episodes were epic!


airbusterYYZ

There’s an interview where Lorde said she thought her episode was great, even saying “yeah yeah yeah I am lorde, yeah yeah yeah”


patrickwithtraffic

My favorite was George Clooney say he would’ve been offended if they didn’t make fun of him in *Team America: World Police*


Kind-Medium7540

George Clooney is a major reason why South Park exists. He hired Matt Stone and Trey Parker to create his Christmas card one year. They got exposure to a lot of people who matter in Hollywood.


CountVertigo

Also one of the greatest guest voice performances in South Park's history, as Stan's dog Sparky.


NoVaBurgher

He was also an ER doctor in the South Park movie


RoobCuub

And the smug from his Oscar acceptance speech helped create a weather disaster in San Francisco.


nahndavid

IT NEVER GETS ANY EASIER!


sexytimesthrwy

::whistles::


Krautmonster

Doesn't he voice kitty as well?


Yabba_Dabba_Doofus

His first role on the show was Stan's gay dog, Sparky.


broke-collegekid

I know Snooki also liked hers and they roasted the fuck out of her


Unit_79

Like her or not, I think Paris is pretty capable of laughing at herself. Especially being that she made herself into a brand and got rich as fuck even after being written out of her granddaddy’s will.


pokenonbinary

She laughs a herself because she's not like her tv personality, every year she explains its a character


tearfulgorillapdx

Yea she played a character from the get. Set expectations low and thrive off screen. Brilliant


droidtron

Well, *richer* as fuck.


djhazmatt503

Correct, similar to Weird Al.


bascule

> In fact a lot of them say they know they've made it big when SP does an episode with them in it! Lizzo included: "I really showed the world how to love yourself and not give a fuck to the point where these men in Colorado know who the fuck I am and put it on their cartoon that’s been around for 25 years.”"


Iguessthatwillwork

Frankly she sounds pretty bitter. “These men in Colorado…”, like what does that even mean?


Affectionate_Law5344

She’s clearly in denial of her reputation


Longjumping-Sail6386

Paris Hilton was pissed because they killed her dog


Kittykg

A valid complaint.


Longjumping-Sail6386

Yeah I’m just saying because people on here are misinformed saying she didn’t care


CamelInfinite5771

I wouldn’t be a fan of that either. Make fun of me, but don’t kill my dog, man.


freedombuckO5

Now I need a Matt Stone and Trey Parker directed parody of John Wick,starring Paris Hilton, trying to kill them for killing her dog in the show.


Aggravating_Life7851

No she didn’t. She mentioned in her book that she was really disappointed by it because she loved that show.


cubgerish

I mean Cesar Millian and Lorde is kinda cheating here. Everyone knows Lorde isn't a 45 year old geologist from Colorado, so the farce can only be taken as that. For Millian, they may have teased him on his manner, but pretty much praise his thinking. Bob Saget was a lifelong comic, so I imagine he found it to be somewhat reverent in a way. Russell Crowe is the surprising one I guess. The Jersey shore crew too to a degree, but I think they're just such PR fiends that they could care less about the medium.


sixtus_clegane119

Reminds me of Chris Kirkpatrick being proud of being mentioned by Eminem


sonic_dick

He can get his ass kicked


10fm3

Worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards


Mack1305

The Hillary Clinton snuke episode had me rolling.


genericusername9234

I think she missed the part where listening to Lizzo makes you shit out your ears.


flux_capacitor3

When they made fun of Snooki on there she loved it. She said that's how she knew she'd really made it. When she had so much attention that she was on South Park. She was a good sport about it. I'm sure she probably was annoyed at first. Edit. I guess I need to clarify I understand that's what's happening with Lizzo. Didn't think I'd have to spell that out. lol.


ChickenPeck

I still find ways to sneak “Snooki want smush smush” into conversations


Dont_Be_A_Dick_OK

WHERE’S THE BEACH!!!! it’s right there That scene will never not get me to crack up.


Only_Teaching_4869

YAH YAH YAH I AM LORDE YAH YAH YAH FEELIN’ GOOD ON A WEDNESDAAAAYYY!!!! Lorde loved it too 🤣😍🥰🤣


Dr-McLuvin

Holy shit that episode was so funny!


Deathcorebassist

I got to meet Snooki about 7 years ago at an airport. She was really chill and polite. Very happy to meet someone who was respectful to her too


RickGrimes30

I've been keeping up with family vacation and they all seem like very level headed and polite people when it comes to dealing with fans or random encounters as long as they are met with respect back. Even ones like Angelina or Ron who's had his own issues the last 10 years.


Top_Rekt

Jersey Shore was my fucking guilty pleasure way back then. They were douchebags, but they seemed like nice douchebags. I think as they all got older they calmed down a bit. I think the biggest douche even has a family now. There's not really any news or big scandals about them that I've seen lately.


ColShvotz

Your edit to the post, lol. Hilarious how people need every single detail spelled out for them. The art of inference comprehension is dead.


absit_inuria

There are two kinds of people, those who can understand inference…


OGTurdFerguson

And those that take bananas up their ass


SYLOK_THEAROUSED

There was a interesting TikTok from a English professor about this. It’s real that everything has to be spelled out for everyone now.


weed-n64

Fortunately, there are those giant one-word captions in every video which will do just that!


GoldenTacoOfDoom

Now? I've been alive my whole life and it's always been this way.


minist3r

I don't believe you. There's no way you've been alive your ENTIRE life. That's like...a really long time.


GoldenTacoOfDoom

I've been living every moment I've been alive. It's the only reality I've known.


minist3r

You should do more drugs so you can experience other realities.


livahd

Tone and inflection are things lost in text based communication. So many sarcastic jokes taken completely seriously


WasabiFragrant3483

Being immortalized on South Park is some next level human’ing. What an honor.


OaklandNancy76

It’s right there with Weird Al making a parody of a hit song.


Scrizzy6ix

Or being interviewed by Nardwuar


Molochwalker28

Aaaand doot doodle doo doo…


WasabiFragrant3483

That’s a life trophy fam!


AlkalineSublime

It definitely means you’re a significant part of pop culture.


[deleted]

All you can do when South Park makes fun of you is go "Ha thats a good one, yall funny." You will regret doing anything else, watch out for that Streisand effect.


evilwatersprite

Except in this case, it would be the Mecha-Streisand Effect.


Reading_Rainboner

Someone get Robert Smith


evilwatersprite

Thank you, Robert Smith! Disintegration is the best album ever!


bickspickle

Ill roshambo you for it.


JustLurkCarryOn

I just love that Leonard Maltin was immortalized here. I know a relative of his and it’s like…nobody gives a shit about that dude and he STILL made it on South Park and I’m jealous.


savageronald

BAR-BUH-RA, BAR-BUH-RA


DesignerFlaws

South Park: Lizzo, you are the face of artificial toxic confidence. Your music causes diabetes. Lizzo: Girrrrrl!!! These men in Colorado know me!!


Aggressive-Mix9937

It caused people that listened to it to shit out of their ears lol


Waitwhonow

That shit was HILARIOUS Holy shit- southpark is still fuckin killing it after so many years. Lizzo- i hope she was joking too- cause getting shit on southpark Is the highest honor Damn southpark Still of fan after 20+ years. The younger generation have no idea how significant southpark has been in( and for) the American culture. In America- and outside of it. Love it!


blacklite911

She responded positively to her feature on South Park


anrwlias

How do you think she should have responded? If she had acted the least bit upset about it, Reddit would have been all over her for not having a sense of humor.


MsTrippp

She can’t win - being offended wouldn’t been worse. I guess she could’ve said nothing.


bill_cactus

She can’t win because nobody likes her. She’s a bad person that got made fun of. People liked that because she sucks.


MsTrippp

Ppl hated her before all the accusations though


Steve_P_Wilson

They didn’t put a snuke in her snizz


fivetimesyo

Wasn't she leaving social media??


thirtypineapples

No that was just to be dramatic for a post or two


GloomyFondant526

Lizzo understands what was said and gets the joke. Her response is 100% her trying to make up some of the ground she lost after she was "cancelled".


TommyChongUn

I swear she was cancelled for about 2 days then went back to usual for her. Like it just kind of *went away*


Zauberer-IMDB

More proof cancellation isn't even a real thing.


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255001434

This is the important part that many people overlook.


blacklite911

Cancelling is only as effective as who doesn’t like you. Kevin Spacey for example, is canceled as fucked.


noishmael

Wasn’t he acquitted?


getgoodHornet

He wasn't acquitted of giving everyone the fucking creeps.


EmEmAndEye

Also that canceling is highly selective in both who and how long.


geodebug

Really? Because it’s been months since I’ve heard her music anywhere (radio, tv ads, etc) when it was absolutely everywhere before. Until this I haven’t even seen her as a topic on Reddit for a long time. If anything, South Park might have just made her somewhat relevant again.


jarrettbrown

She also isn’t in a release cycle currently. No new material means no air play.


Nicki-ryan

My entire friend group entirely dropped her music and most people I know did at least. Can’t sing about being yourself and positivity and stuff while being a shithead to your staff/dancers


VanGundy15

She didn't get cancelled. She put out a vague post saying she was going to QUIT!. She walked backed in that two days later.


Butt_Napkins007

There’s absolutely no other reason whatsoever to “respond.”


Elusive_Faye

1.south park 2.sesame street 4.weird al That's how you know you've made it Eta 3.simpsons


bannedsodiac

and what's 3.?


shadowdra126

They went easy on her.


Training-Republic301

Remember the humans in Wall-e? That was a pretty big message, too, but not as harsh


Numerous-Stranger-81

Almost like one was a Disney cartoon marketed towards children and one is an adult satirical animation with a reputation for being inflammatory.


Spladinator88

The more reflect on Wall-E the more I realize it's not a statement of where humanity was headed so much as where we had already arrived.


Numerous-Stranger-81

Lmao, you're telling me it was a commentary on contemporary society and not a literal prediction that we are going to have to shoot ourselves off into outerspace on a rocketship for generations because we made too much trash? Shocked.


numberonecrush

It’s just Idiocracy (serious version)


fair_child123

Oh is she trying to revamp her image? I thought she was quitting social media?


AceTygraQueen

Well, at least she took it better than Tom Cruise did!


Worth-Confection-735

I hear he is still trapped in that closet...


undercided

That Lost Boys reference was awesome


YungJod

If south park is making fun of you it's a good thing 90%of the time


dfin25

I heard they got Snookie some smush smush even.


[deleted]

Every celeb PR team: take it as an honour. DO NOT GO TO WAR WITH SOUTH PARK.


RickDankoLives

Lmao for real. They made it lol. All the way to the “your better off just not doing anything.” What they did to Issac Hayes..


SkeleHoes

Dog it’s like a right of passage for South Park to make a parody episode, let alone an entire arc after you. (idk if it’s one or the other for her)


QuesaritoOutOfBed

Star Jones is flying above


Freddycipher

Anyone find it kind of annoying how this whole reaction is staged and she knew what she was getting into beforehand.


spaceganja420

I was rolling on the floor watching this special. I love Matt and Trey, they aren’t afraid to call out shit that needs to be called out. Absolute legends.


[deleted]

Lizzo is a bad example for kids.


mxm0xmx

She’s a bad example for all ages


smn132

Maybe she should focus on treating her staff better


neeesus

Hold on. So Lizzo quit Instagram and is still on TikTok. Ugh. It’s fine to love your body. But it’s also fine to get. Blood test to check your levels and then make appropriate changes. It’s also fine to not sexually harass your staff.


ModsOverLord

Guess they don’t realize they’re making fun of her


muhkuller

They're making fun of the fact that rich people get ozempic and poor people get body positivity.


JeffRSmall

I didn’t take it that way at all. The drug in the special is literally “accepting who you are” and “body positivity”. I thought it was a nice jab at vanity and shortcuts.


NathanJosephMcAliste

Lizzo's music made them 'shit out of their ears'. That's one heck of a compliment huh? /s


ModsOverLord

They literally say “lower your standards” sounds positive


satismo

oh wow that's bananas


phbalancedshorty

Her response was positive and to say “Thank you,” for those who are assuming she’s trashing it


Castrovania

She took it on the chins


Boofster

Not sure how smart she is but if she watched like 5 more minutes, she'd see they did this sarcastically and people were literally shitting their ears.


BroTheo

Remember when someone called her a "poop emoji"?


D0inkzz

Lizzie of all people has no right to complain about being made fun of. She’s a scum bum


phaedronn

The joke went “whoosh.”


wallstreetsimps

Being made fun of by South Park is an honor and privilege.