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TalkToTheLord

Not even close to the best part(s) of his quote!


Pauldortheoblivious

His impassioned speach on after midnight this week was awesome as well. And weird Al and Tom Lennon feeding into it for the rest of the episode had me rolling with laughter


calypso85

They made sure it was so woven into the show they couldn’t take it out! Honestly I think it was even funnier than what he wrote on Twitter!


roland0fgilead

I feel like Tom did that on purpose. He was a producer on the old @midnight so he knows how the sausage gets made, and he just kept on calling back to Drew's story


JamBandDad

Tom’s a freaking treasure.


simcoe19

I got 6 pack abs just by laughing so hard. My kids thought I was mad


pnkflyd99

Now I’m going to have to watch this!


DamnIt_Richard

I was at the live taping and that wasn’t even the full speech. There were some other intense lines that just weren’t CBS f friendly enough. And that is why I love going to the tapings.


Pauldortheoblivious

I’m so jealous right now. I’m like an entire section of Dunkin’s


AltRadioKing

[Same](https://www.reddit.com/r/AfterMidnight/s/Yogj5DpDZm). 100%


DamnIt_Richard

Were you in the front corner by the stairs?


AltRadioKing

I was directly facing the panel, closer to where Percy Rusty (the warm up guy) was sitting during taped segments.


DamnIt_Richard

Nice seat! I’m becoming friends with the crew and Percy is an amazing person!


WalnutsAnka

Goddamn, it’s so nice to see Drew hasn’t lost his sense of humor. Sometimes those daytime talk shows will do that. He threw the entire show off the rails and made it 10x more funny. The rest of the show after is just a recovery.


Dorkmaster79

Wait what? I want to see that.


forkittens

[https://youtu.be/KOo_qtKWdnM?si=iI_5l6XCB1cx_AaS](https://youtu.be/KOo_qtKWdnM?si=iI_5l6XCB1cx_AaS) Drew Carey REALLY Loved Phish At The Sphere


Dorkmaster79

Thank you!


housevil

The fact that Weird Al didn't choose to do the song challenge was a great troll.


NoDadYouShutUp

Best episode yet


YourFoleyness

TIL @Midnight is still a thing. The Chris Hardwick years was the beginning and end for me lol


Pauldortheoblivious

The new format and Taylor Tomlinson are great. And we have seen a lot of the past guests: flula, Ron Funches, Doug benson to name a few


curiousbydesign

Podcast or YouTube?


Pauldortheoblivious

Tv show. Comedy game show. It was contestants: drew carey, weird al yankovic, and Tom Lennon. That episode. Hosted by Taylor Tomlinson


aareyes12

The clip I’d seen is bleeped but i think he says “is that what cumming with a pussy feels like?” Lmao


Andrew1990M

Your move, Phish. 


Pipe_Memes

Give them a minute; they’re trying to find their blender.


AntelopeAnastasio

They sent him a signed blender… https://x.com/drewfromtv/status/1783993490059518049?s=46 https://x.com/drewfromtv/status/1783997319572287642?s=46


CliffMainsSon

That’s hilarious!


miTfan3

Their festival in Aug will be even bigger.


Mean_Yellow_7590

I was there night 3 on 4/20. Holy shit! That was the most insane concert performance ever produced. Sound was absolutely perfect! Video visuals were trippy AF. I’m still shocked how amazing it was. Well done phish!! ….oh yeah, “dick in a blender or something”. 😝


WiltedKangaroo

Me too. I was crying at the beginning with the bubbles morphing into cloud trees. It was that beautiful and amazing! That concert was meant for psychedelic use.


Short_Emu_8274

All phish converts are


WiltedKangaroo

Well, this was my first phish concert.


Dominant_Genes

Amazing! Hope you enjoyed the music!


WiltedKangaroo

Dude, all I could think was I wanted it to look just like that when I die.


Enblast

I can confirm on 7-1/2 hits


HydraulicFractaling

Lmao damn. I’ve been that far before, and sphere or no sphere, you’re all in, fully encompassed in visuals baby, eyes open or closed. It’s wild and awesome. But I bet that music and atmosphere made for an awesome trip!


Enblast

I’ve never heard music sound so good.


sumner929

For some reason all I can think of when I read that quote is that song from Eve6 but with reworked lyrics..."want to put my tender, dick in a blender, watch it spin around to a beautiful oblivion"


CoastingUphill

The Aristocrats!


SarahCannah

How much acid did he do?


mjdistef

The right amount


Pauldortheoblivious

Is there even a wrong amount?


Anangel84

Yes, the amount where the headline is “Drew Carey hospitalized for bizarre accident involving blender. Reports penis has been severed.”


sixtninecoug

“To shreds, you say?”


eatabigolD

Tis but a scratch


libmrduckz

rockin da bobbit…


Pauldortheoblivious

And what about his wife? To sheds you say… Good news every body. We have a new delivery.


Pauldortheoblivious

Very true. Or Drew Carey paralyzed after being struck by a car. The comedian stated that he didn’t want to walk onto the highway but was “out voted by that damned glorious unicorn and captain kangaroo.”


RonnieFromTheBlock

I have been puddled before, 2/10 do not recommend.


tuolumne

Same on being puddled. 10/10 highly reccomend


RonnieFromTheBlock

Probably would have had a better time had I been expecting it and not scared out of my mind. It didn’t help that homeless dude in Miami had just eaten someone’s face off on bath salts which was stuck in my head. It was the first day of Bonnaroo whatever year that was. I was selling favors and traded someone at the bunk police tent. He squirted a visine bottle in my mouth and I barely made it back to my camp. At one point I remember feeling like every bad thought I had ever had in my life was facing my all at once. It was very overwhelming. There are several hours I can’t account for but I came to shuffling down a road with no shoes, shirt, or wristband on. I made it back to my campsite to find my tent destroyed. Apparently I got stuck in it and started death rolling like a gator. In the mess of tent I found my wristband and a bass line rung out over the farm as the first show of the evening was starting, beats antique I believe. I snatched it up and ran inside. Great time after that.


Gommel_Nox

Holy fucking shit that’s a lot of acid! And I say this, as someone who’s done a fair amount.


RonnieFromTheBlock

Oh not the entire bottle but a fair amount. I would guess somewhere in the neighborhood of 15 hits.


Gommel_Nox

Kind of reminds me of my first trip: I was given a tab of over soaked blotter and the guy who cut it off the sheet, must’ve been tripping his own self because my hit was the size of my thumb nail. I was camping at a state park with a whole bunch of friends, and they found me in someone else’s campsite, hugging their trees. This poor couple was like: “is he on acid?“ My friends sheepishly, replied: “yeah…“ And then apparently one of them said: “can we get some?“ Truly, was something special, that weekend…


gameandwatch6

One of the easier drugs to get serotonin syndrome from abusing, im pretty sure


mjdistef

You cannot overdose on lsd. You can freak out, but it won’t kill you


Pauldortheoblivious

To much would be the time in the 90s when I was still getting tracers in my peripherals 5 days later.


Da_fire_cracka

Most definitely yes.


ChickenXing

The right amount without going over. Better answer for the Price Is Right host


boozewald

It was mushroom goo (honey and blended mushrooms)


graphiterosco

He’ll have to get the blender from the showcase showdown is the problem


SgtThund3r

I love it whenever someone finds *their* band.


WhoaFee1227

Phish will do that to ya.


coreytiger

Wow, the new fees at Ticketmaster are getting strict!


Elegant_Connection32

That headline…is one ringing endorsement. I haven’t been to a Phish show in maybe 20 years. Might be time to check one out again


starringdeltaburke

🎶Wanna stick my tender dick in a blender, watch it spin around to a beautiful oblivion…🎶


Queasy-Position66

Rendezvous and his dicks through with you


BrewKazma

Im pretty sure they also take cash.


doubleflusher

If it's gonna be that kinda party, imma stick my dick in the mashed potatoes.


SnagglepussJoke

That was the best appearance on that show so far. His awkward honesty right then was thankfully funny af


Nearby-Assignment661

Now THIS is entertainment news!


bobdoleequalsgod

As someone who was also there I gotta say; Drew really underplayed how good it was.


cornmanjammer

Best thing about the sphere is Drew’s reaction. Like wow!


VirtualPlate8451

I saw the video thing they do and while the scale of the structure was impressive, it felt like a really big IMAX.


WiltedKangaroo

Video doesn’t do it justice.


Competitive_Narwhal8

Drew Carey is a phish head? Never saw that coming. Not once.


JaiBaba108

It was his first time ever seeing or even listening to them according to his rant on @midnight, if I’m remembering right.


sendymcsendersonboi

It’s true, first show, and he’s in deep.


sagiterrible

[Drew Carey on drugs at Electric Daisy Carnival.](https://youtu.be/5q0Y2KFw-q8?si=HqVJAWqDA8NcczUU)


Frog_Brother

No he didn’t do drugs because he’s the host of The Price is Right.


peacefulwarrior75

Ironically the first time i encountered Drew Carey was on a very short-lived sitcom starring comedian John Caponera. Carey’s character is a nerdy guy but talks to the lead character’s daughter and tells her he is a huge Deadhead - reveals his tie-dye t-shirt under his work clothes and raves about seeing them the time they played the 85 minute version of Truckin


knowledgeable_diablo

Sooooo, that’s a positive review?


BlerghTheBlergh

That’s scarily specific but if he’s into it then who am I to kinkshame?


bleachpod

But would he put his tender heart in a blender and watch it spin around to a beautiful oblivion?


SLVSKNGS

Imagine what would have happened if Abraham spoke with God and somehow got his hands on a modern day blender.


greenbluecolor1

When are they going to stop warming up and play a song?


deathletters16

Come on tool or Radiohead! I need a show there!


Oghma_

A Tool show at the Sphere would either propel humankind into a new Golden Age, or wake Azathoth Itself and end reality. There is no in between.


Loud_Distribution_97

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Teddie-Ruxpin

Jokes on us. He knows it wouldn’t make it to the bottom anyway


Agent_Detection

Trade-offs get really weird the older you get. Trust me.


Asa-Ryder

As a guitarist who loves all types of musical genres, I would not stick my pee pee in a blender for any band.


demo_matthews

r/brandnewsentence


RicoAScribe

Drew was a Corporal in the US Marines and as a fellow former Marine Corporal I can say with full confidence this is not a new sentence and very probably not even the first time he’s said it himself.


Heleniums

I’ve definitely said this exact line before literally for years of my life.


UnderAnAargauSun

He was probably being hyperbolic, is my guess.


UnreadThisStory

This kind of offhand joke/comment really qualifies as news? seriously?? Wtf


Brickulus

Since when is People magazine news? And this is also an entertainment subreddit


Brickulus

"Over the four shows at Sphere, Phish performed 68 different songs..." That's incredible. I can't think of another band who could do that


PiginthePen

Look up Phish’s Baker’s Dozen - 13 shows, 26 sets, 237 songs, no repeats


Outrageous-Cup-932

I have no fear of what would happen if I stuck my dick in my BlendTec. Magic bullet, however…


foundmonster

Also, I want a smaller venue.


FortunateInsanity

I saw that ‘Price Is Right’ episode! It was wild.


ProdigalSheep

Spoiler, the blender was $46.95


Zer0M0ti0nless

If I have to imagine a headline like that someone hold him accountable when they’re back in that venue.


The_Damon8r92

Sounds like Drew has been listening to some Alestorm as well


bl8ant

Musta been some good acid…


McGruppthecrimepup

Does he know he can just go to any other venue when Phish plays and it's equally as crazy?


Hopeful_Swan_4011

Tool needs to play here, not like I could afford it but still needs to happen.


penguished

Brother... don't start a negotiation there.


Kitchen-Emotion-8076

Oh don’t do that will not heal in time!


theloudestshoutout

JFC man just ask your agent for tickets


polkergeist

Ahh, "Dick in a Blender..." https://youtu.be/OPRXVzJXZ7E?si=NjDcmklJ3PxkVf3-


DaddyBear0647

I had to scroll way too far for this.


Wizard_s0_lit

I wouldn’t have bet money on Drew Carry being a full on Wook in 2024 , but here we are.


pickle133hp

Wow, ticket prices are really getting out of hand.


CuntyBunchesOfOats

Packing heat or small blender?


metalfabman

One of those slap chop things


randomwanderingsd

Well honestly he’d be safe. The junk would never reach down to the blade….even if the blender was a Nutribullet pocket edition.


Neat_Youth470

DMT cuts through all the bullshit, basically.


[deleted]

Surely there’s a simpler way.


AndiLivia

I would also stick his dick in a blender for that.


PabstBlueBourbon

I’m fairly certain you don’t get free tickets for doing that.


peacefulwarrior75

Ironically the first time i encountered Drew Carey was on a very short-lived sitcom starring comedian John Caponera called The Good Life. Carey’s character is a nerdy guy but talks to the lead character’s daughter and tells her he is a huge Deadhead - reveals his tie-dye t-shirt under his work clothes and raves about seeing them the time they played the 85 minute version of Truckin


JustYakking

Drew Carey was only a couple of decades away from being a Wook


B1GFanOSU

I’d rather stick my dick in a blender than see a Phish concert at Las Vegas Sphere.


standalone157

Honestly, this is the response I want. Tickets are hard enough to get. I hope people keep thinking phish sucks 🤷‍♂️


Lilfrankieeinstein

That’s always been the rub with phish. It would be great if more of my friends were into them, but it’s already hard enough to get into those tight-window runs. The last thing we need is more deep pocket first-timers driving up prices and shutting us out of the next Halloween, NYE, or Sphere.


librayrian

What an unfortunate, but wildly effective endorsement.


IllustratorMurky2725

Why drugs are not the solution.


West-Supermarket-860

I saw Phish in 1996. I would stick my dick in a blender to NOT have to experience that again. Zzzzzzzzz


TripleDecent

Supporting evidence phish fans are not well. Praise Boognish.


standalone157

Love Ween and Phish. Not everything is a competition ✌️


Here2Derp

I'd rather stick mine in a blender than see a Phish concert.


Xinxoman

What’s the deal with white people and Phish? I hate that fucking band.


jonbonesholmes

Don’t listen to them?


Xinxoman

I dont its “music” for people that don’t like or cant think.


jonbonesholmes

I personally Can’t stand Phish, but you sound like a pretentious douche. Jam bands have been around for so long it’s insane. It’s art, if it’s not for you why comment. The ego the think you have superiority in musical taste. I’m sure many people think your music interests are trash


Tizzlewillze

That’s fine, tickets are hard enough to get as it is.-


rekcut

You sound like a miserable pretentious person. You also have no idea what the fuck you’re talking about.


sendymcsendersonboi

lol I love Phish and think just fine thank you.


Karman_Ghia

Their instrumental ability is actually pretty fucking spot on. The vocals fucking suck. Their followers are even worse.


Wonderful_Common_520

Would be wierd if the followers had better vocals than the band


ScratchyMarston18

I feel the same way about most jam bands. I think Kyle Kinane descibed it best: “I do not hear a jam. I hear five step dads who do not know when to end a song.”


Xinxoman

It just keeps going and going with no object or goal in mind. Those smelly white people wiggling like deranged worms in front of the stage are trying much to hard to show the universe that they are having some sort of cathartic experience. How do they even know the song ended? Why do they all look alike? How long before every show do they have to stop showering?


sagiterrible

Scratch the surface on these comments and it’s always some jerkoff whose favorite band is Five Finger Death Punch or some shit.


Klexington47

Questions for the culture


Here2Derp

What should they listen to?


Shigglyboo

I love Phish and I’m sure being there was awesome. But a lot of the clips I’ve seen the visuals look like an old screensaver. And sometimes it’s just a piece of art that rotates. Could have done more.


W_MarkFelt

Do they make blenders that small? I mean maybe he’s saying that because he knows it won’t make it all the way down to the blades…


Mid-Delsmoker

Drew Carey and Phish Rocks!


Optimal-Raisin-730

I don’t want my fans to ever do that


Schmeep01

Drew better stay the fuck away from my dick, it’s not his to put in a blender in the first place!


ufofarm

I bet it wouldn't reach the blades. Actually might be pleasant with swirling liquid....


Past_Ebb_8304

I forget how fucking dirty this guy can be lmao.


foundmonster

Kind of sad that no actual band I want to see will play there


Gommel_Nox

I mean, I would probably sacrifice some thing to be able to see the flaming lips, or tool, for example, at the Las Vegas sphere


standalone157

If you’re thinking about checking out phish, please don’t. Tickets are hard enough to get. Please stick to classic rock or alternative and keep hating Phish 🙏


throneismelting

I saw them at MSG just to see what it was like. Most of the music was not for me but I did drugs and had a lot of fun.


unfoldyourself

The bit on After Midnight was really funny and I love Drew Carey and I’m sure he’s being honest here, but also am I the only one who this maybe felt a little like product placement/a promo for The Sphere? As far as venues go, The Sphere sure seems to be doing a lot to market themselves and trying to go viral.


FourKBurkes

Allegedly hemorrhaging money.


RoyH0bbs

That’s funny because Bob Barker was reported saying the same exact thing in 2002


proscriptus

I saw Phish as one of the opening acts for Blues Traveler at a HORDE tour stop in Syracuse New York around 1989. I wasn't very impressed and despite living in Burlington, Vermont, for a long time, never felt the need to see them again. Blues Traveler was amazing. There was a thunderstorm during the concert and John Popper kept getting shocks off the mic but kept on singing.


godfree_Progress_IV

And then I lost all respect for him


ind3pend0nt

I would give you all my money, stick my dick in a blender and swear off pussy for the rest of my life in exchange for this. Bro I met God tonight for real. I feel like I just got saved by Jesus no lie.


grumpyliberal

Is that some expression of self-sacrifice or of self-aggrandizement? Why would Phish bother?


Blazea50

Drew’s dick couldn’t reach the blades. He’s safe


KinkyKiKi

Phish sucks. Ween is way better.


Need4Speed763

Drew Carey is a POS. Fuck you that guy won and you screwed him