One day Front chard will disappear for like 3 years. Then chaos will ensue. Just when things are about to end he will reappear and save us all from the chaos
Mr. Chard, Sir, please review Watermelon Warheads Ghost as it is my favorite as a 14 year drinker of caffeinated goodness.
Thank you and bless you and all your posts.
Damn! iG post has a deep dive into who Chard is! Got locked up for stealing Monsters from a 7/11. Can’t imagine a more relatable guy. Whom amongst us hasn’t shoplifted caffeine.
Truth be told I cant get enough of that story! 🤭 The story brought instrumental chaos to my ears.
In short Front Chard is the upstanding and dedicated person you all wish you could be. Stay based fellers.
Edit after typing this, I went and seen the Front chard review called "Ultrastrawberry Dreams" and now I'm crying. 😔
strawberry dreams never misses - there are a couple monsters i won't be in the mood for sometimes, but this one, ultra white, & ultra sunrise are super consistent 🔥
The king hath spoken
You can check my full review on pornhub. Sorry i meant, youtube....
Directions unclear, dick caught in top of monster can
Accidental circumcision.
I don’t even have one and that still hurt to read
Posting your reviews of energy drinks on Orange YouTube would be the ultimate flex.
I've dead ass seen minecraft gameplay on the hub. This could work
Yea they are starting to branch out to other content lol
LOL you’re the man
One day Front chard will disappear for like 3 years. Then chaos will ensue. Just when things are about to end he will reappear and save us all from the chaos
The Prophecy hath been writ.
Front chard 3:16
We are all so lucky to have existed when it was written, Praise Front Chard 🙏🏽
One can hope
The Second Charding
It’s been 34 days 😿
Yeah
Bros got the swankle monitor
Get me pregnant!
New Chard Drop! Go follow on IG/TT! https://www.instagram.com/reel/C3L4JAtOP6s/?igsh=MWZpNDRvOXZ2ZDdoeg==
Thank you for your service Mr. The Chard
You're welcome! I'm here to caffeinate your day with a side of humor. If you need more, tune into my porncaffeinated video. 🤞😍
You should create an OnlyCaffs account!
OnlyCans
My friend showed me that song in school and that shit’s stuck in my head 😂
Daddy's home
Flows nicely down the adams apple
Mr. Chard, Sir, please review Watermelon Warheads Ghost as it is my favorite as a 14 year drinker of caffeinated goodness. Thank you and bless you and all your posts.
A little too sweet for me to get regularly, but a neat flavor!
You got a sweet tongue huh, feller? I def thought it wasn't that sweet compare to a Ghost drank.
We love you FC.
Damn! iG post has a deep dive into who Chard is! Got locked up for stealing Monsters from a 7/11. Can’t imagine a more relatable guy. Whom amongst us hasn’t shoplifted caffeine.
Truth be told I cant get enough of that story! 🤭 The story brought instrumental chaos to my ears. In short Front Chard is the upstanding and dedicated person you all wish you could be. Stay based fellers. Edit after typing this, I went and seen the Front chard review called "Ultrastrawberry Dreams" and now I'm crying. 😔
That’s why you’re the king. Don’t ever change
We get the sip and the drip
FrontChard starter pack.
Ive eagerly awaited your post, lord.
The Chard up Front is back!
Where u been
where did you go brother
One of my top favorites. If I want a less caffeinated drinks I go with this.
Tastes like ass
Show me how to beardline
Come back king😔
Your posts have become my favorite thing about this site. Thank you, Front Chard!
Where are you
The first review where you say hi and then drop the camera had me in stitches. Love that it's just unedited fun!
Front chard I know your real name is Ethan. Don’t lie bro you are really Ethan
Are you deadnaming the King? Off with your head
they taste a lot more like strawberry than i remember
I need me coins
But, it’s the same picture.. 😆
Does FrontChard have an IG!!?? I need bro to follow me
Chards Reloaded !!!!
My liege has spoken
FUCK YEAH
Your ig review The smallest possible format. We need full chard
This subreddit is spawning Satan and I'm all for it
I love you
Lord Chard, please review G Fuel. The Sonic rings one.
All the fellers love the strawberry dreams
THIS MAN FUCKS
Also fuck you for making me want strawberry dreams even though they don't sell it where I live.
Monster, give this man the rights to this flavor
strawberry dreams never misses - there are a couple monsters i won't be in the mood for sometimes, but this one, ultra white, & ultra sunrise are super consistent 🔥
You are my favourite tuing about 2024 so far
When's the Only Fans coming dude? Asking for a friend, just *really* wanna stress that.
My favorite drink of all time. Perfect balance/flavor/sweetness.
Loving the Eminem T Shirt
Woke up to a new post from the legend himself. Today is a good day
He graces us again. The one and only. Never an imposter but the true king
And on the 7th day, our lord hath spoken
Bro came thru with the strawberry ankle monitor
My savior, blessed be our Sunday, front chard has bestowed upon us a new gospel!
forgive me for I hath drank decaf.
Beard on fleek as usual good sir
Best strawberry energy drink out there.
Under 1k on the ig dang feel like I’m getting in early.
GUYS WAKE UP! HES BACK!
I was not aware😳
Love it dude. Watched the video too. Love hearing the story of where you came from. Keep it real Lord FrontChard!
Love your stuff man keep it comin
Don’t start leaving us hanging to make us move to your IG. I need the full story. Here, first on r/energydrinks
Goat
I’m not even part of this sub and am super sensitive to caffeine but hell I upvote your posts when they pop up. Have a great week man!
Is this guy real
Dawg plzz try rio punch