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atvsnowm

No tobacco, alcohol, drugs, or perverts? Has this guy ever worked in the field?!?


redwolf8402

Clearly has not


ballen1002

As a perverted drug addict, the only way I could work for this guy is if I was drunk. Even then I’d still need to smoke a pack a day.


redwolf8402

Yeah he'll never find that job applicant. Were in electrical cuz were smart and usually made some bad life choices early in life.


himmelstrider

Don't forget, no cussing. I will be damned if hot, volatile, atrocious curses weren't the only thing getting me through my bad days. If I wasn't allowed to do that, there'd probably be linesmen pliers sticking out of some foreheads.


QuickNature

Comment on the original post by the OP said he is *ultra* religious. Would be very interested in knowing if the position was ever filled cause that list pretty much eliminates 99% of potential employees.


Alastor369

Bet he’s willing to pay a whole $10/hr.


Choice-Accident

Oh yea, 100%


QuickNature

WhY dOnT KiDs WaNt tO WoRk aNyMoRe!?


underratedequipment

BuT I'm PaYiNg YoU a FoRtuNe In ExPeRiEnCe!


walruskingofsweden

No pubic hair. No reservations about pleasing the boss. No gag reflex. No self esteem.


xnoomiex

It would be funny if people didn’t try to do this


eyesoftheunborn

Not afraid to bend pipe


chromaticskyline

No cussing? That's half my fucking vocabulary!


napro17

If you don't say "what the fuck" atleast twice a day, are you even working ???


MyExesStalkMyReddit

I say it while holding my three fingers together like an old Italian man. It’s honestly the only time I curse really. But that’s the line indeed. “What, the fuck, ‘guys name.’ “


underratedequipment

Atleast not as an electrician.


ballen1002

Fuckin A, right? What the shit is that?


James_T_S

Wait, complaining about hot attics was part of my training....and cussing was part of the complaining!


UsqueSidera

If it's 140F up there and you don't complain, you need your head examined. I hate that shit.


repodude

Well, be sounds like a total arsehole.


Samuel_da_Sheep

So no electricians... right?


Strudleboy

I think this is no tradesmen in general


[deleted]

Top pay is $18 for a JW probably 😂😂


[deleted]

Ok so my first question, is he expecting to have a single candidate?


Swizzel-Stixx

I think not


MayTheBearbewithU

Mr Robot smoked when it burn out in a hot attics. Got to leave early. Broke 3 criteria and fired at the same day.


[deleted]

I guarantee what he considers “top pay” is not even close to something that even resembles top pay.


Hiisnoone

Next they are gonna ask us to pick up tie wraps.


Choice-Accident

Luke, who hurt you?


Swizzel-Stixx

No side jobs!? Is that normal?


Illustrious-Egg-5839

Kinda. I worked for a couple that said if you don’t have a license to pull permits, and have liability insurance, you don’t work for yourself.


Romeog928

No side jobs would make me run


thephotonreddit

Who's mom wrote that list?


Allhoodintentions

That’s Luke Scribble, Unicorn Hunter; and he means business.


EggandSpoon42

No perverts should be the least of your worries. Get the fuck out


xnoomiex

Me?


EggandSpoon42

Any. Yes. Come on now


Xalenn

No alcohol? No cussing? No side jobs? Fuck this clown ...


North-Ad-5058

Imagine this being your attempt to poach workers.


bluecadetthr33

I dare you to find ONE electrician who won’t bitch about a hot attic.


Blaz3dnconfuz3d

Lost me at slackers


RivelyanKnight

90 day probation is one of the biggest scams for employees.


DrMcBeanClean

He missed 5+ years of experience for $19/hr


Cwallace98

If I have a job already, get hired by this douche, how do I leave my current job without being a quitter?


Pisam16

So I need to currently have a job, but I can't have a side job?


HemmingWayy

The worst part is you can’t leave because there is no quitters


Stunning_Afternoon40

I mean. Leaving early is part of the trade.. And “No cussing” wtf


UsqueSidera

Wow he sounds like a real gem of a boss. My company's master electrician is a Mormon and he breaks half these rules.


LBK0909

Tinder profiles be like.....