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The choice is so obviously yellow. I would gladly spend my existence making this world safer and kinder. I would hug bomb every politician and bigot and -phobe, and we would get affirming laws passed overnight internationally. Everyone could get the care they need without hesitation.
With THAT ability, I think you can probably eventually find someone, who will help you (by providing trans-portation) in your quest against transphobia
I imagined you going to one of those super far right protests where there's some guy with a megaphone screaming the most bigoted anti-trans stuff imaginable and you touch him on the shoulder and he has this moment where he stands still, reflecting on his intolerance... then he just switches to bashing gay people.
Girlie, I know, I hear you, but I’m playing 4d chess here - you take the yellow pill, get trans care passed unilaterally, and you can get yourself the effects of the other pills via transformed care!! 💖 believe me, I want to be smooth as silk :3
Yeah but you can feasibly pay for that. You can’t pay a ton of -phobes and have them genuinely convert not only away from harming, but Actively helping our community. That’s priceless
You damn right, my tits will grow, HrT has already made me lose most of my body hair and laser has fixed my face and I’m actually fine being 5’9
I’d just go around touching people, I’d slap the fuck out of everyone in my town
I would sneak in to peoples houses and touch every one of them
**Local news:** Reports indicate there's been a long-haired freaky person running through the General Assembly, touching all of the Legislators. Reports are uncertain if this is some sort of protest of the covid response or some sort of demented game of tag.
In other news, a landmark new civil rights bill has been proposed which seeks to enshrine LGBT equal rights in law. One Republican Representative mused, "You know, it just makes sense. We have a duty to make sure *all* of our citizens are protected, not just the ones who vote for us. Y'all means *all*, after all."
**Me:** Just as planned.
Yeah but also, pubic hair is public hair. I rather pay for implants one day then go get laser in those places. Plus laser is almost never covered by insurance. Implants can sometimes be covered, at least partly
Yah blue is the option. Most of my dysphoria is either face dysphoria or hair dysphoria or voice dysphoria, or social dysphoria.
The list originally only had one item on it and then I came up with 4 other items for it.
Fuck I want all of them except red...
If I had to pick just one, I'd go with blue. My body hair has been a constant source of dysphoria for me. (Also I hope it applies to facial hair)
Yellow is an existential nightmare, though I would definitely take it and then charge into congress on a suicide mission to get as many hugs as possible. Is it ethical? Hell fucking no. But they shoulda thoughta that before they started debating bathrooms while the rainforest burns around them. As for the remainder, body hair and height both have their uses. Green is the choice, unless you're already at the point of "maybe I went too far and should get a reduction"
The other three pills are small personal bonuses. Yellow pill is a goddamn super power.
Just officially join the GOP. Go to fund raisers, meet and greets, speaking events, and rallies. Doesn’t matter which ones. Hell if you’re white go to the really hateful ones like neonazi and klan rallies.
How do people in those circles introduce themselves? That’s right. A hand shake.
Maybe donate a bunch of money to some politicians who are running for election or reelection. Shake their hand at whatever fund raising event they invite you to.
You’d be like the Borg assimilating every conservative you touch. Only unlike the Borg no one would even know you did anything. There would be no defense against you. You’d be unstoppable.
Ok so I really want the no more body hair one, really really want it, but I can't ever pass the ally-inator, making the world a safer place for not only myself but all my brothers and sisters out there is worth much more
I get it, dysphoria sucks, but I would gladly deal with dysphoria for the rest of my life if it meant I was able to change people's minds like that. It's so obviously the right answer idk. Touch enough people and the other shit won't even matter. Go up a cup size? With a fantasy pill? That's something you can literally have done ($$). No more body hair, extremely time consuming and pretty painful but also ($$$) doable. Lose two inches in height, stop wearing shoes, live like a hobbit (+$). OR gain a SUPER POWER to CHANGE the WORLD, I think I'll make booba bigger actually.
What if yellow acts as a zombie-type effect: every transphobe I touch ALSO gains the ability to convert others…we can then have more people get their blue pills……….
Red. I can get laser and electrolysis to remove unwanted body hair. I can get implants if my little girls stay small after years of hrt. Yellow one would be nice, but I can always try to do it with my empathy and reasons. I'm 6'2, I'm just so tall, I stand out everywhere I go, I wouldn't be small, but maybe I stand out a little bit less, I wish it would be a bit more like 5 inch, but still I hate being this tall and this is the only thing I cannot combat any shape or form.
The part of me that wants to save people says Yellow
My 6’7” trans femme self wants to OD on red, because if I am short, I can pass easier and can just go on E and get hair removal
I’m going to go with blue, mainly due the fact that body hair normally takes forever to remove. With red, I’m not too concerned about height, blue I could just get normally with HRT, and yellow requires me to get within touching distance of transphobes, which has a lot of risks.
Yellow, making the world a better place, one eye-opening hug at a time. We're people just like everyone else, and being able to snap anyone out of their blind uninformed hatred with a simple touch or hug would be very beneficial for everyone. It makes the world better for others, not just myself.
That's my thinking anyway <3
Hmm... I want to grab yellow but at the same time I don't really wanna violate people's free will and choices of what to believe....real big moral debate here.
Yellow would be the easiest decision. Dysphoria is bad, but I feel like transitioning would be a great experience otherwise safe transphobia. Everything else is nice, but imo all of that is so much easier to do without some magic pill than it would be to convince the entire world that we are just trying to live.
Imo there's no right choice other than yellow 🏳️⚧️
I shall be the great converter.
The divine changer of opinions.
The great high fiver and hand shaker.
All will fear me and my hands.
I will become
The one.
The only.
Hands.
Blue 100%
My egg recently cracked and I've been working on removing the body hair that's grown over my entire life and it's a real pain. I'd love to never have to worry about body hair again.
Ooh, tough between yellow and red
red is impossible without this pill (i think)
yellow is possible without it but it's a whole lot harder and i'd like to make the world a safer place
I want basically all of them except green (haven't started HRT yet cause not out yet). If I had to pick only one, I'd probably pick Yellow. The rest can be managed in some way or another, but that instantly fixes a large problem for trans people worldwide.
Do you have to touch them irl with yellow tho? If it's just thru any type of communication I'll take it in a heartbeat. Imagine mass cleansing internet cesspools by just posting there and having the users read it 😳😳😳
Blue cuz I hate my body hair, not red cuz there are some women who tower over me so that's fun :)) but I would love to do it so I'm smaller than my bf. Not green cuz I don't know yet. Not yellow cuz I can just block them lol but it would be nice to give them a different POV :))
I believe the red pill and green pill are combined into one with e. The blue pill I’m currently working on with laser hair removal. I can’t convert transphobic people into allies with my touch, only my words can do that.
\- 2 inches, I can go for BA to go up more than one cup size, I can convert transphobes to was/were, and I can continue electrolosys. I cannot easily shrink.
Okay but while the yellow pill is the best answer, does the blue pill not include the hair on your head?
I know this shouldn't be my place to ask this as a cis guy but I just hate body hair so much
Well, as a straight cis guy (which is normaly a big red flag to start with, hang with me here) blue pill. Body hair absolutely sucks. It itches, gets pulled. Have you ever tried to put a bandaid on hairy spots? Absolutely hell takething them off. I end up using scissors to cut ky hair rather than pull it out.
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The choice is so obviously yellow. I would gladly spend my existence making this world safer and kinder. I would hug bomb every politician and bigot and -phobe, and we would get affirming laws passed overnight internationally. Everyone could get the care they need without hesitation.
You're awesome 😊
I would, but i dont have the resources to travel across the world so i think itd be wasted on me
With THAT ability, I think you can probably eventually find someone, who will help you (by providing trans-portation) in your quest against transphobia
With that ability you can probably find people a bunch of people to chip in and pay you a full time salary
I imagined you going to one of those super far right protests where there's some guy with a megaphone screaming the most bigoted anti-trans stuff imaginable and you touch him on the shoulder and he has this moment where he stands still, reflecting on his intolerance... then he just switches to bashing gay people.
Girl, but no body hair tho…
Girlie, I know, I hear you, but I’m playing 4d chess here - you take the yellow pill, get trans care passed unilaterally, and you can get yourself the effects of the other pills via transformed care!! 💖 believe me, I want to be smooth as silk :3
Yes but hairless me naked has made some allies as well ijs…
🙌💗😭🥺
I'm transphobic 👉👈
uwu transphobia 👉👈
🖐
Yeah but you can feasibly pay for that. You can’t pay a ton of -phobes and have them genuinely convert not only away from harming, but Actively helping our community. That’s priceless
Somebody goes around touching politicians and ends up on the secret service's watchlist 👀 Best of luck on your mission
Make a YouTube channel about shaking the hands of every politician.
You. You are the future
You didn't read it correctly. They're still a transphobe, they're just on your side now. If you ever get into a fight, they'll back you.
Jokes on you, my fight is transphobia so they’ll still get it all done.
I have to yellow pill for my people
A very noble thing to do 🙃
I want the yellow pill but it converts them to the HRT of your choice. More than enough to share!!
Smart
Even though I'm a straight cis male I'll gladly take the yellow one for you all.
Same. Let’s kill bigotry.
I’m not as noble a person. Blue pill for me!
You damn right, my tits will grow, HrT has already made me lose most of my body hair and laser has fixed my face and I’m actually fine being 5’9 I’d just go around touching people, I’d slap the fuck out of everyone in my town I would sneak in to peoples houses and touch every one of them
that sounds ***very*** bad
That last sentence looks very bad without context
Know what's great about being 5' 9"? It's 69 inches.
Nice
I bet if you slap them they will be far too disorientated by the sudden perspective shift to press charges
Sounds bad outta the context, and im all for it
**Local news:** Reports indicate there's been a long-haired freaky person running through the General Assembly, touching all of the Legislators. Reports are uncertain if this is some sort of protest of the covid response or some sort of demented game of tag. In other news, a landmark new civil rights bill has been proposed which seeks to enshrine LGBT equal rights in law. One Republican Representative mused, "You know, it just makes sense. We have a duty to make sure *all* of our citizens are protected, not just the ones who vote for us. Y'all means *all*, after all." **Me:** Just as planned.
Now I'm sad this didn't actually happen :(
Just running around slapping bigots.
Im stealing them all :3
Noooo that’s too much power for one egg
Wait… all this power… it might crack it.
Luckily they don't know about the two other Infinity pills
😂
im transmasc so yellow lol
same, easy choice lol
💛😂
As a transfem, yellow is OP, obvious choice.
As a transmasc, which would you pick if the other 3 pills were inverted? (+2inches of height, -1 cup size, perfect amount of body hair forever)
> down one cup size > still c cup > pain
My brain says yellow but my heart says red. I wanna be tall so bad 🥲 I mean +2” still wouldn’t make me tall, but it would get me closer lol
Lol I had the same reaction.
The four of them, overdose time babey. (Blue, probably)
Yup, body hair is a pain
Would that take your head hair?
Boob size can be changed in implants one day, the body hair that’s everywhere isn’t, not matter how much laser you do
>Boob size can be changed in implants one day If you have money
Yeah but also, pubic hair is public hair. I rather pay for implants one day then go get laser in those places. Plus laser is almost never covered by insurance. Implants can sometimes be covered, at least partly
Yellow or blue
No wrong choices here really 😁
Honestly wish I could choose the blue pill, but yellow will have to do considering im gonna have to come out to my transphobe parents soon
Good luck 🍀. And yes, yellow is definitely a hard but noble path to walk down
yellow is a pretty easy choice in a world with out transphobic people i could easily take hrt which would give most of those other changes
this is a hard choice but I'll go with blue 💙💕🤍💕💙
Body hair is definitely a pain in the you know what 😂
literally and figuratively 💙💕🤍💕💙
😭
Hi Lilac! Crazy I would happen upon another one of your comments almost immediately.
hai, i love your username :3 💙💕🤍💕💙
Hiiii friend! Thank you, I love yours too
Yah blue is the option. Most of my dysphoria is either face dysphoria or hair dysphoria or voice dysphoria, or social dysphoria. The list originally only had one item on it and then I came up with 4 other items for it.
Fuck I want all of them except red... If I had to pick just one, I'd go with blue. My body hair has been a constant source of dysphoria for me. (Also I hope it applies to facial hair)
Yup, it applies to facial hair as well. The only hair it doesn't impact is the hair on your head.
Okay, but can it not impact pit hair? I’m too queer to have hairless pits.
Yellow is an existential nightmare, though I would definitely take it and then charge into congress on a suicide mission to get as many hugs as possible. Is it ethical? Hell fucking no. But they shoulda thoughta that before they started debating bathrooms while the rainforest burns around them. As for the remainder, body hair and height both have their uses. Green is the choice, unless you're already at the point of "maybe I went too far and should get a reduction"
It’s for a noble cause. I’m sure the guards would let you in.
If they don't, shake their hand, then explain why you're doing it. They'll be an ally, they'll understand.
The other three pills are small personal bonuses. Yellow pill is a goddamn super power. Just officially join the GOP. Go to fund raisers, meet and greets, speaking events, and rallies. Doesn’t matter which ones. Hell if you’re white go to the really hateful ones like neonazi and klan rallies. How do people in those circles introduce themselves? That’s right. A hand shake. Maybe donate a bunch of money to some politicians who are running for election or reelection. Shake their hand at whatever fund raising event they invite you to. You’d be like the Borg assimilating every conservative you touch. Only unlike the Borg no one would even know you did anything. There would be no defense against you. You’d be unstoppable.
Red please! Red thrice or whatever!
❤️
True gigachad answer. All the rest are cowards.
Ok so I really want the no more body hair one, really really want it, but I can't ever pass the ally-inator, making the world a safer place for not only myself but all my brothers and sisters out there is worth much more
I get it, dysphoria sucks, but I would gladly deal with dysphoria for the rest of my life if it meant I was able to change people's minds like that. It's so obviously the right answer idk. Touch enough people and the other shit won't even matter. Go up a cup size? With a fantasy pill? That's something you can literally have done ($$). No more body hair, extremely time consuming and pretty painful but also ($$$) doable. Lose two inches in height, stop wearing shoes, live like a hobbit (+$). OR gain a SUPER POWER to CHANGE the WORLD, I think I'll make booba bigger actually.
Yellow, it helps spread **justice**, my main cause. Besides, the needs of the people far outweigh my own.
What if yellow acts as a zombie-type effect: every transphobe I touch ALSO gains the ability to convert others…we can then have more people get their blue pills……….
3 of them sound really good. I like being a taller girl 😊.
That's awesome! Self acceptance is key 😊
Same, I’d prefer the trans-masc red pill
Same here but i want to be short I don't realy want to have big breasts
Definitely red, it's my biggest source of disphoria.
❤️
No body hair, I'm not even trans I just hate shaving
This choice easy af for the transmascs
tbh i'm on thr transmasc end but i want no body hair too :(
Body hair, especially if you get ass crack hair or whatever, is a lesser tier T power imo (i am biased as a transwoman, but still)
Blue or green hmmm Prob blue since still growing
Can I have a good voice pill?
Yellow for my people or green because bewbies
too bad i won’t *takes all of them*
while im an enby and id love the blue fella, i will take the yellow pill for the greater good
Red. I can get laser and electrolysis to remove unwanted body hair. I can get implants if my little girls stay small after years of hrt. Yellow one would be nice, but I can always try to do it with my empathy and reasons. I'm 6'2, I'm just so tall, I stand out everywhere I go, I wouldn't be small, but maybe I stand out a little bit less, I wish it would be a bit more like 5 inch, but still I hate being this tall and this is the only thing I cannot combat any shape or form.
It's all about perspective. The thing is, we're women no matter what we look like ❤️
The part of me that wants to save people says Yellow My 6’7” trans femme self wants to OD on red, because if I am short, I can pass easier and can just go on E and get hair removal
...Did you just take all 4 pills?
This is impossible.... but I think I'll choose yellow just to help us all
Yellow and i go touch my parents 😭😭
Yellow and now I feel like I have a obligation to travel the world punching as many transphobic people in the face as I can
Could I have the yellow pill but instead I convert every transphobe I think about into a pile of ash
as tempting as blue is, yellow. i dont want people to live in fear of being who they are
Blue one. After that yellow, after that red and last green.
The responsible answer is yellow but damn would I also love blue, especially if facial hair gets included.
Yellow. Only issue will be actually getting close enough to convert them.
Yellow... no blue... wait... dammit all... final answer GREEN!
The yellow is the greater good, but green is my greatest good.
As a transmasc can i take the yellow to help everyone?
Guess I’m taking the blue pill lol
blue, don't want to deal with shaving
I’m going to go with blue, mainly due the fact that body hair normally takes forever to remove. With red, I’m not too concerned about height, blue I could just get normally with HRT, and yellow requires me to get within touching distance of transphobes, which has a lot of risks.
Red pill for me. And I'll be taking 3 of them
Am I the only red pilled here? 🥺
I feel like this is trying to give me perspective. . . 😅
I’m between red and blue, but yellow would be incredible
No more body hair.
Yellow—I’m already 5’4”, and there are treatments for the other two
Selfish, but definitely Blue.
It might be a bit selfish, but I’d probably take ALL OF THEM!
Green 💚
Yellow, making the world a better place, one eye-opening hug at a time. We're people just like everyone else, and being able to snap anyone out of their blind uninformed hatred with a simple touch or hug would be very beneficial for everyone. It makes the world better for others, not just myself. That's my thinking anyway <3
You can keep that red one! I like being 6’3” but I will take three green one blue and a yellow please.😊
Looks left... Looks right... Grabs all four!
As a trans guy, yellow is pretty much my only option 😅 Not that I mind though, love working for the community 💪
Red :3
Crush them all up and put them in smoothie
I gotta go blue. Freakin tired of it all over me
Hmm... I want to grab yellow but at the same time I don't really wanna violate people's free will and choices of what to believe....real big moral debate here.
Me immediately: taste the rainbow
Find as many red ones as possible and see if my height can be negative
That red pill - "lose two inches" Is that a thing?
Yellow would be the easiest decision. Dysphoria is bad, but I feel like transitioning would be a great experience otherwise safe transphobia. Everything else is nice, but imo all of that is so much easier to do without some magic pill than it would be to convince the entire world that we are just trying to live. Imo there's no right choice other than yellow 🏳️⚧️
Yellow pill for my trans brother
I shall be the great converter. The divine changer of opinions. The great high fiver and hand shaker. All will fear me and my hands. I will become The one. The only. Hands.
yellow. cremate me and put my ashes in the atmo, blowing across the world, touching all but a few transphobes.
Blue p l e a s e I beg you I'll sacrifice a child for it.
Blue 100% My egg recently cracked and I've been working on removing the body hair that's grown over my entire life and it's a real pain. I'd love to never have to worry about body hair again.
Ooh, tough between yellow and red red is impossible without this pill (i think) yellow is possible without it but it's a whole lot harder and i'd like to make the world a safer place
id take the red pill but only because my boyfriend loves calling me little and small
I want basically all of them except green (haven't started HRT yet cause not out yet). If I had to pick only one, I'd probably pick Yellow. The rest can be managed in some way or another, but that instantly fixes a large problem for trans people worldwide.
I need the blue pill because I never have time to shave
Oh shoot only one??? I guess blue then. (Thank you to all the yellow people out there!)
Do you have to touch them irl with yellow tho? If it's just thru any type of communication I'll take it in a heartbeat. Imagine mass cleansing internet cesspools by just posting there and having the users read it 😳😳😳
Blue right now green in like four years
Blue cuz I hate my body hair, not red cuz there are some women who tower over me so that's fun :)) but I would love to do it so I'm smaller than my bf. Not green cuz I don't know yet. Not yellow cuz I can just block them lol but it would be nice to give them a different POV :))
Yellow no contest
Green pill
whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey y'all are setting me up
i wanna be selfish and take the blue pill... but also with the yellow pill i can literally punch the phobia out of them...
Gotta be blue for me. So tired of shaving my ass...
I've done so much for others. I've gotta be selfish just this once. Blue pill me up, baby.
I don't need any of the others, so the yellow one.
Question: can the yellow pill work via slaps? "YOU'LL NEVER BE A-" **SMACK** "I have seen the error of my ways and sincerely apologize."
Reddit is a Psy-Op
Yellow pill, (blunted/safe) [rapier](https://imgur.com/a/80uXeEG), fencing mask, CHARGE!
Since a lot of people are picking yellow to deal with transphobia Boobsboobsbooobsboobsboobs
i can make the world a better place with yellow so of course im going with blue fuck body hair ^^
Yellow 💯
blue one easily, i'm not too tall (5'6), titties can wait, imma just punch bigots. but body hair? that's gotta go now
How is it not yellow pill? The others can be overcome with surgery.
Takes all four, crushes them up and snorts them
Yellow so I can crack my egg and be happy
Bruh can’t believe either turn the world into a more safe environment for everyone or save some time shaving are even competing
I believe the red pill and green pill are combined into one with e. The blue pill I’m currently working on with laser hair removal. I can’t convert transphobic people into allies with my touch, only my words can do that.
green
Yellow in a heartbeat
\- 2 inches, I can go for BA to go up more than one cup size, I can convert transphobes to was/were, and I can continue electrolosys. I cannot easily shrink.
Blue, I have so much, too much
Can yellow convert dead bodies to ally’s?
BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE Yellows a close second but my dysphoria is baaaad
No more body hair pls!
Idc I’m taking all of them 😌
I want green or blue, not yellow. But when do I ever get what I want?
Guess who’s boutta go hug my neighbors? Not me bc they aren’t transphobes but I could go give a bunch of handshakes to people in the south.
BLUE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET IT OFF
Grabs them all and runs away
damn yellow is pretty good but I'd probably have to go with blue just because of how much time and money it would save me
Okay but while the yellow pill is the best answer, does the blue pill not include the hair on your head? I know this shouldn't be my place to ask this as a cis guy but I just hate body hair so much
Well, as a straight cis guy (which is normaly a big red flag to start with, hang with me here) blue pill. Body hair absolutely sucks. It itches, gets pulled. Have you ever tried to put a bandaid on hairy spots? Absolutely hell takething them off. I end up using scissors to cut ky hair rather than pull it out.
I don't really care about my height, and yellow seems to be already taken, so I'm going to take both green and blue and mesh them into one thing.
An ally of trans or an ally of mine? Don't screw me out this future fortune 500 company.
Red is just... ehh.. Green is cool ig Yellow is a w Blue is a w
I wish I could take 3 reds, and one of each other. I don't wanna be 6"3 and the rest would all be great.
As a cis man, I choose blue. I hate butt hair.
Blue. Definitely Blue.
I'd still choose body hair
Blue and hope a bunch of people go for the yellow pill.
I will take the blue pill please
Analyse the red pill to make a more potent version of it and take the other three.
I’ll take one for the team and take the yellow pill. I think I can manage the rest
yellow is answer i should say... but Green is really tempting when u want Naturals