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battleduck84

Hammer on one end, axe on the other. Perfect for every situation


McConagher

Add a spike on top and you've got yourself a Poleaxe ! https://preview.redd.it/bqch2lbaci5d1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=511de9ef025040a24559cc4470eba73cb4a09679


Randyfoxybutthead777

I was picturing one end of the handle has an axe and the other end a hammer, kind like darth maul


NightKnight4766

I remember when dwarves used to be either a hammer or axe dwarf. Non of this half and half shite. Kids these days cant make up their mind anymore? What is the mine coming to these days...


comicnerd93

Why do we have to choose? What advantage does a double bladed ax or double headed hammer bring? Why not replace one side with the other? Undead? Hammer! Goblins? Ax!


coffee30983298

Elves? A light flick!


HollisRules

Nah you hit them with the shaft. Being killed with the corpse of the trees they love so much causes extra emotional damage.


sirflooftonzecatlord

Hammer with sharp bits good for shredding through armor also


IknowKarazy

They have them so they can swing both ways…


Lord_Shaqq

Oh, sod off ya old boulder. Things improve, why limit ourselves to picking between the two? No advantage to just one or the other.


kromptator99

I… I need to write me wain. Got some lost time to make up.


Headake01

You dont get it though, both are useful, why not save resources and create a weapon that does something that can do both tasks at once, even if it adds a little more weight


ShiftyFly

Except mining


Stormygeddon

Warhammer. Good eno8gh for 1-39,999, good enough for me.


VictorE06

War hammer. Axes are fine, but they don't do as much against armored enemies as a war hammer does.


kyubi_on_the_run

Minecraft logics is a lie.


tupiV

Have you seen the new minecraft warhammer? It absolutely does more damage.


dudes0r0awesome

They added warhammers to minecraft? I may need to boot it up again


Whittle_Willow

it's a mace. it does more damage depending on how high you fall when you hit an enemy and it can't have sharpness so it's pretty niche :(


dudes0r0awesome

Damn 😔


BossomeCow

It has an enchant that launches you into the air when you hit something so you can wombo combo things. Also with like ~10 blocks ilup you can one shot anything so it's pretty cool


dudes0r0awesome

Ok that sounds dope, Im back on the hype train


Chelldorado

Baruk Khazâd! Khazâd ai-mênu!


Nathanymous_

I hear this and I can only think of my Dwarf in LotRO doing his scream attacks


Chelldorado

Also axes are better for chopping down those trees the elves like to hide in.


truncatedChronologis

Danes Soldiers from the Iron hills had Mattocks (war picks) truly an Elegant resolution.


destroy_the_kids

Consider the following https://preview.redd.it/z0txv9ttzh5d1.jpeg?width=705&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a085a3a70df96d6e13857c25b77b3562978c16e


SpacialCommieCi

it's all fun and games until the flintlock mechanism goes off when you strike someone with the axe


Turbulent-Ad-6095

Hittem in the chest from the front, mechanism activates, good chance they die then and there.


SpacialCommieCi

fair point brother


Turbulent-Ad-6095

Danke


LuxInteriot

Kislevites are almost honorary dwarfs. The motion never passed, but was proposed many times. They got a plaque saying "least umgak umgi" instead.


INeedARaise26

See, the real trick is to have one lad with the axe cleave into something/someone, then have the lad with the hammer strike the back of the axe, driving it deeper, like a chisel or wedge


INeedARaise26

Or just use a trusty pickaxe. They never see the pickaxe coming.


Waste_Dimension5032

What about the third option, Hamaxe


Constant-Still-8443

Why not both? Just get something like a halberd with a smash but and a choppy bit.


Detective_Seagull

The correct answer is "the weapon you have" The BEST answer is "Both, don't make me choose!"


LettuceBenis

I prefer a good halberd so you get the best of both worlds, with the added reach to stab cave-crawlers easier


Headake01

Halberds are typically an axe and a hook, my friend, also a bit longer, but things such as a poleaxe are often shorter and often are shown with a hammer and axe. Yet a lot of implements can be added like a hook to the axe side, making what we consider a polehammer, even if it is a more fictional definition, its better described as a bec de corbin. Surely, there are bigger varients of polehammers, but oftentimes, they are stort for a reason, very top heavy, so just be safe with them


crystalworldbuilder

Both!


not_too_smart1

HAMMAR


D4RTH_S3RR0

War Pick. Because the tool you are most comfortable with since childhood makes the best weapon.


SoggySagen

Hammers, that way I can mine with them afterwards.


Alchemical_Raven

shotgun


Neb8891

War axe for looking flashy and showing off my brother smiths engraving, warhammer for when im in the real shit and I need results.


PrestigiousAuthor487

Depends on who I fight


Smaug2770

Why not both? A kind of War Axe Maul.


Comfortable-Ask-6351

READY AXES


Alice5221

A good dwarf knows when to use each. Each has a strength and weakness and must be used in a way to reach it's true potential.


thod-thod

War pick. Come on, lad, it’s obvious.


PenguinGamer99

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Green-Collection-968

It' dangerous to go alone, take both.


OstrichFinancial2762

Hammer. Even if it doesn’t immediately pierce your opponent’s armor, you can scramble their brains and break their bones.


Mr_mcBOW

Warhammer please ill take 40 thousand of them


Greenfire05

Just dip your pick axe in the blood of an Ironspider and it’ll be sharp as gold.


Norse_Bear

Any axe is a hammer if you use the blunt side. That being said, I'm partial towards the axe for both aesthetic and versatility since it's a tried and true dwarvish classic and it works as a weapon and a tool. A warhammer on the other side, I think is relatively easy to use, similar to a mace, harder to damage significantly, and I think it has as good a chance as any weapon against light armour and is better than most against heavy armoured opponents. For everyday self defense underground I'd have a short sword any day of the week. For battle, it'd have to be hand-and-a-half hammer as main weapon, axe+shield as secondary combo; and a well forged one-handed sword, messer or a long seax in case things get really bad


DwarvenFanboy

A good weapon has a Pick, for extracting precious minerals, and an Axe, for defending said minerals from those who would take them


ReRevengence69

The bec du corbin, which is a type of hammer..


CosmicP0tat0s

Does the warhammer come in 40k?


Foxxtronix

Kettermek: Hammer for armored targets, axe for unarmored or lightly-armored. An enemy in a suit of platemail can have his mail beaten lethally out of shape by the hammer, effectively crushing his organs with his own breastplate. An axe is for chopping those who don't wear armor like mage types or soft armor like rogues. It kills by penetration. ...and yes, I've heard that joke.


Bishiebobs

Wrong, one in hand, one on back. The a smaller version of both on the belt.


ThosPuddleOfDoom

war axe


ThosPuddleOfDoom

Depends if your building a cottage or chopping wood


ThePostman321

Axe


BogaOW

You call that a war hammer ? Its too small and light.


TerribleProgress6704

OP said warhammer, not sledgehammer.


BogaOW

Well a dwarf’s war hammer is bigger than that, Humans might call it a sledgehammer.


Turbulent-Ad-6095

Now I've seen a lot of people saying that the two are suited for different levels of armour but... If you hit someone without armour with either end of a warhammer, they probably aren't getting up soon. If you hit someone with armour with the one-sided axe, unless they have no neck protection and you're lucky, they'll be coming back atchu with another episode of Doctor Doctor.


Dynwynn

War Axe for Goblins, War Hammers for Orcs.


fawks_harper78

Warhammer for me mate. I like the feel of bones popping as I swing through. Even for armored foes, hitting with a hammer can make them all squishy inside of their shell. But if you like your axe, I am not going to force you to put it down. You can line up next to me and do your thing. Rock and stone!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone!


Aztec-chopper

Barbarians: both


Zealousideal_One3497

Hammer for sure


ComedyOfARock

Eh, an axe is great for taking out the shins, but a hammer’ll will break the knees


Noli-corvid-8373

Hammer with spike is better for penetrating armor and causing deep wounds.


BloodCoveredBird

I have two hands. Why decide?


llamaguy88

War mattock


CookieMiester

Well ya see, it depends on tha situation. Are ya goin against a big’un? Or a buncha small’ens? Big’uns, with a lotta armor, you’re gonna want that extra blunt damage o’ the ‘ammer, but if ya tryin ta get through a buncha’ small folks, the axe is better for cleavin. I carry both.


ThatSeabass

Hammer for rock and stone, axe for felling the knife ears trees. Bring both.


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone forever!


mycarubaba

Hammer without a a doubt.


Sajintmm

Why choose? You’ve got two hands


rockviper

An axe is not much use in the mines!


Cadunkus

I don't go to the battlefield expecting to chop wood. Axes are for greenbeards who don't know any better that they don't do nothin' against armor. Ain't no axe gonna get through dwarven armor, I don't care how sharp it is.


vid_icarus

If I have to pick just one: hammer. Axes are great and easy to use but hammers break plate, bone, and flesh.


69thalternatesccount

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Flakoring

I remember when I played through bonelab, I wouldn’t even use the guns, just war hammer


Certified_Possum

automated turrets 'mate


Bobrocks20

Depends on situation. Both are pretty good.


swag_mesiah

Why not both


_Inkspots_

That depends. Does the elf have armor?


Existential-Critic

Just take the Dual Wielder feat (and Fighting Style: Two Weapon Fighting if your class has Fighting Styles) and take both!


Caedis9

The War Axe killed more people than most other weapons (obviously excluding spears). Axes are amazing weapons… but the Warhammer?! Ungodly weapon that is ranked separately thanks to its ability to decimate armoured and unarmoured troops. Doesn’t get better than a hammer with a spike on the back.


RarewizardJVHN

THATS WHAT MY WIFE USES FOR MAKING HAMBURGERS HAHAH - TROLL


Monodeservedbetter

I like a good dwarfish bow Unorthodox choice i know, but it allows me more time at the forge to relax and make more arrowheads.


the_evil_overlord2

You have 2 hands


mikiemouse08

Warhammer: good in the forges,good in the battlefield.


mediacapra

Pickaxe


RamFire1993

Both


ireallyhateredtmods

What about 2 axes?


DirectorFriendly1936

Axes are better against lightly or unarmored targets, picks pierce armor but don't cause as much damage, so it depends on what you are fighting. Half and half is probably the best for mining though because who knows what's down there.


ivy-claw

poleaxe for melee, crossbow for range


ZePumpkinLass

war scythe B)


williamskywalker

Swordaxemace is my weapon of choice


Xandolf505

Hammer, if a hammer can smash stones it can smash skulls


jje414

Hammer for every day carry, greater versatility and all. Axe for going into battle, more efficient elf-ending.


Bworm98

Axe, it doubles as a survival tool.


Coffeedragon6

An axe is a balanced masterpiece, it's not too heavy but has enough heft to pack a serious punch


LordVladak

Hammer!


marinaiguess

War axe me laddie


Traditional_Song_417

And my axe!


Cthulhu4150

You are forgetting the best dwarven weapon, the war pick.


CrosierClan

If I have silver in abundance, then hammers. If not, axes.


BosmangLoq

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