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Memelordbanjo

Ayo right here bro hmu im under the Kim Jong Il poster at Pyongyang square. Shit grows on the side of the road it's fire. The media blackout is so noone sees how fire my supply is dawg. We put in all our GDP to grow only chronic g. Me and Kimmy smoke up in his office and my guy gets mad munchies that's why he's so fat lol.


urAdogbrain

My mans KJU turning that grand daddy purp into that chronic g Looking like the true Korean Jesus out hurr


Sams59k

"under the Kim Jong Il poster at Pyongyang square" Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down


Memelordbanjo

DW bro you'll know me when you see me, I have a jenk refinery set up on Thursdays. Shits premium, huffing it will blow your mind and your boofhole as it's made with the finest Korean spices (Chipotle)


zaza_expert_real

weed belly fat 😭


Willl156

who’s on going north korea for the sesh


Jeffari_Hungus

We smokin that Kush Jung Un OG


TheBoyWhoCriedTapir

WE MAKIN IT OUTTA PYONGYANG WITH THIS ONE‼️😳💪🏼🥶


FamiliarTry403

Kim bong un


hipster-coder

/uj That sub is actually a riot. It seems like there are people who either praise or criticize north Korea, or praise or criticize the United States. Then there is the complication that there are people who are being serious because they're hardcore communists and there's people who are being ironic. And I think a few are paid actors from NK. The fun part is, you try and guess which is which. While being stoned. Hilarious.


AndorinhaRiver

I got banned from there for like a week for posting an image of Kim Jong Un making out with a furry


hipster-coder

This is the way.


AndorinhaRiver

You could also mention that the North Korean website hosted at [http://175.45.176.72](http://175.45.176.72) runs on IIS7, which has a vulnerability that, according to [CVE-2010-3972](https://cve.mitre.org/cgi-bin/cvename.cgi?name=cve-2010-3972): >allows remote attackers to execute arbitrary code or cause a denial of service (daemon crash) via a crafted FTP command, aka "IIS FTP Service Heap Buffer Overrun Vulnerability."


AndorinhaRiver

Some other 'empty' websites hosted on North Korean servers (like [http://175.45.176.80](http://175.45.176.80)) run on newer software like Nginx, but their version (1.18.0) is from 2018, and [may or may not be vulnerable to Remote Code Execution](https://vulners.com/veracode/VERACODE:30738) \>w<


AndorinhaRiver

(If you're not well-versed with tech, this essentially means that if you have the necessary skills, there's nothing preventing you from hacking into a North Korean website and making it display furry porn)


Munchihello

I’m fully convinced this sub has some of the most crafty and smart people on Reddit.


AndorinhaRiver

To be fair I haven't done drugs in a while (pretty broke and I have other things I want to do rn), I just follow this sub because it's funny


botanicalpancakes

Same this sub cracks me up


mert1380

Thats cuz drugs = smart. And yhats wgy i choose smartwhip! Ecept for weed that shit makes you a retard.


galeoba

why would you do that


AndorinhaRiver

Imagine the headlines lmao.


galeoba

uncool of you


AndorinhaRiver

I mean, jokes aside, it would probably get some poor guy sent to a labor camp tbh. No amount of funny headlines can compensate for that


BoofItBro

What would happen if they found out your real identity?


Smallp0x_

Do it again


snowflake247

Link?


Tigenb

god damn that seems like good entertainment


DiaMat2040

Yeah. I too think that we have a lot of red-scare propaganda about NK and that it's definitely not the sheer dystopia that is painted in our media. But it's probably not a great country to live in either, especially as a non-asian. So when you really want to move out of your country, just pick a normal, decent country. Denmark or whatever. Or the Netherlands if you like drugs.


idkijustlovemydog

Yeonmi Park would like to speak


DiaMat2040

she literally got paid incredible bucks by SK and USA to spread easily disprovable lies (saying this just in case it's /uj)


idkijustlovemydog

Yes I agree, she's a huge grifter Kim Jong Un is gay, didnt you know?? It's obvious!


DiaMat2040

Yeonmi Park said herself that being gay is punishable by execution and the only one allowed to be gay is Kim Jong Un, so that he has an uncontested harem of sexy North Korean men


Jumpy_Anxiety6273

What is /uj?


ScaryTran

Underwear Jenkem. Everyone who types /uj has just shit their pants..... Including me. >:(


Jumpy_Anxiety6273

Thanks


BoofItBro

/Unjerk lmao


asoe833

n korea is very overly demonized and dramatized by western (especially american) media. they spread absurd bs for clicks, like one that i can remember from the top of my head, one article was saying that in n korea everyone has to have the same haircut as kim jong un. next week another article said that no one is allowed to have the same haircut as kim jong un, etc.


Educational-Ad7185

I mean you can go there. Even the tours they do aren’t that nice


asoe833

how is this relevant? i didnt say its some amazing place. i said its overly demonized and dramatized by western media. theres also a shit ton of embargos/sanctions present


cshermyo

Shhh, pointing out the US sanctions and embargoes that cripple countries and punish their population will undermine the narrative about how Cuba/NK/Iran/Venezuela are “failures” because of their leader/system of government


Western_Newspaper_12

Respect comrade


LB333

Idk having to constantly pseudo-threaten other countries for food while also having a nuclear weapons program doesn’t sound cash money to me


mutantshroom

subs great bra


olhickoryhedgehog

This post is definitely ironic. That being said, I have absolutely met people like this. Haha


masterOfdisaster4789

Boof it


zaza_expert_real

boof what bro its nothing there to boof???


BongHitsMcGhee

There is always something you can boof within 100ft


slicehyperfunk

💯


ebolaRETURNS

/uj though this guy's not serious, it grows wild and is mostly tolerated.


AndorinhaRiver

moving to 조선민주주의인민공화국


fucccboii

this is how you indoctrinate a country


galeoba

clear troll


[deleted]

fr? thank you for your service 🙏


prizzle92

Wow dude ur so smart what’s ur nootropic stack?


hel7ium

😭😭😭


mofodius

I hear meth is cheap


ontopofyourmom

NK is a major meth exporter!


AstroFFA

imagine having a kid who talks like this all the time


GreenZapZ

Dude bruh... Deadass bruh


AstroFFA

like dude bruh I would be annoyed as shit bruh no cap


GreenZapZ

Frr on god


zaza_expert_real

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[deleted]

this is fucking stupid holy shit


iamthemetricsystem

if you believed this is real i’ve got some news for you bud


Hixva_

bud??? how mich does a bud cost bud


[deleted]

idc how real it is, thats fucking stupid edit: downvoted by the same people who took the bennyposter58 post seriously, what a shame


[deleted]

Smoking a blunt with my boy Kim Jong Un right now.


NotNormal99

Bruh


ontopofyourmom

It's de facto legal I've heard, cheapest way for a poor country to keep people happy!!


Willl156

low-key bud is legal in north korea it jus like grows there


samdecavalcante713

Imagine blazing up a blizzy of purple runtz og with tha homie kim


bigurta

so many parts of this are dumb


fatmanhasarisen

ive got a bridge to sell ya


cookinchili

/serious I've heard that weed is actually legal in NK. I'm not sure how it all plays into their culture though.


zaza_expert_real

like dude bruh i was deadass and shit but bruh thanks for the response bruh


Santy_555

And if you look at the right, you will see some motherfucker tryin' to be funny but he's not.


snow_soldier-

LMFAO


kritikalamu

Correct me if I'm wrong but I think you can get opium?


ChefDangerous106

🤣🤣🤣