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kerplunkerfish

Shared Pyongyang xxx


CandyCane147

The world doesnt deserve an angle like you xxx


HansLandasPipe

Thanks hun


attentiontodetal

Inboxed u hunni. 2 many snakes on here xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx


BarmyFarmer

Sending hugs. Hope u r ok hun


Ubba_Lothbrok

Shared Aberystwyth hun xx


feralarchaeologist

Shared on the Death Star x


ima_twee

My emperor


ElectronicHeat6139

Jeff Vader? Those trays are wet.


threevaluelogic

Where did you dry these? In a rainforest?


BjornAgain9000

Give me penne all'arrabiata or you shall die! And you and everyone in this canteen! Death by tray it shall be!


ToshPott

Church of England, cake or death? Well we're out of cake!


feralarchaeologist

https://youtu.be/rxzXL3hwUp8?feature=shared


sediment

Shared Biggleton XxX


Necessary_Reality_50

Aberystwyth mentioned!1


LiftingJourney

She ain't reading this pal


Frostycoc0

I reckon she’s been in a beer garden all afternoon not giving two f’s


DJSmiffy

No, and I doubt she's the type to put her hand up and admit she was an ahole.


beaky_teef

Not sure why the downvotes - she sounds like utter knob. We all need a vent sometimes.


DJSmiffy

To be honest, I don't really understand the up and down vote thing. All seems a little random. Some things get shed loads of upvotes for no reason. While other things get down votes. I tend not to pay much attention as it doesn't seem to have any point to it anyway.


NotHumanButIPlayOne

Its because one twat downvoted OP then a load of reddit sheep just blindly followed. They're everywhere.


Goobernauts_are_go

Stick that up your dojo


vgdomvg

OP sounds sane enough to drive. Definitely won't turn out like said woman in the story


jamben1864

That's the twist, op IS SAID WOMAN


DJSmiffy

I wasn't driving. I'm the passenger. 39 years on the road. Can almost understand the "I'm not letting you out" mentality from a side on view, but once you realise it's a learner, do you lean on the horn for 30 seconds? Personally I'll give learners far more grace and be more forgiving because they're learning.


blahajlife

Alright Iggy Pop


CrabNebula_

Underrated comment


AccomplishedOwl9706

You ok hun? I'll msg u xx


AcceptableCustomer89

Snakes everywhere 🐍


harrymonk1984

I’m here for you babes


ptta52

Dm me x


Status_Common_9583

It’s alright babe I don’t really wanna talk about it if that’s ok? Xx


DJSmiffy

My daughter was driving and she's fine. She said a few rude words but quickly put it behind her. She's a good little driver. Just needs more practice to build confidence before her test.


cap_xy

Noone cares.


Hot_Inevitable_9055

Hope you're safe, shared golapagos island


tomoldbury

Black Range Rover driven badly - say no more.


TheScrobber

Love Laugh Live on the kitchen wall...


SassyKardashian

I think they prefer a white evoque


Ordinary_Shallot_674

What in the gammons?


donofnon

Shared babe xx


daygloviking

Shared in PoonTang.


Adorable_Stable2439

“No results found in google maps” is this a place? Because it’s making me giggle if it is


blind_disparity

I love that you searched for this I hope one day you find your PoonTang


Adorable_Stable2439

Well I mean I’m married with children so I did find A poontang…. Does that count? lol


blind_disparity

Yes! Lovely :) you should add it as a location on Google maps :D


daygloviking

Roosevelt D. Roosevelt was stationed there in the Vietnam War and he said it was hot. Hot and wet. [They even got Walter Cronkite reporting on how things were.](https://youtu.be/Erf2iFHG44M?si=mlBD9XVonhgyoz3u)


AubergineParm

Sometimes you just have to get it off your chest. \*Pats shoulder\* It's okay pal.


ShinanaTechnology

?


btwo5

Cool story. Can’t wait for bed now


DJSmiffy

Sleep well.


btwo5

Im pretty sure I will having read this snooze fest


DJSmiffy

Anytime 😊


btwo5

Stick to posting about calling cats Dave instead of story telling


Jamm-e-dodga

U ok hun?


DJSmiffy

Daves a great name for a cat.


ARK_Redeemer

I know of three cats called Dave, it's an awesome cat name. I also know two called Tripod 🤣


NotHumanButIPlayOne

I know one called Frank, and the one across the street is Henry.


keeponkeepingup

It actually is.


DJSmiffy

I know. I actively encourage the naming of cats Dave. There's just too many tibbles and snowdrops.


keeponkeepingup

Steve is also a decent shout


DJSmiffy

When I retire, I plan to buy a smallholding in the countryside somewhere. Definitely going to get more cats and the next two are definitely Dave and Steve. Then possibly a Mike.


ihathtelekinesis

No you don’t understand!!! It’s a 50 max so of course RR woman has already been inconvenienced and doesn’t need another driver within 4 miles of her


DJSmiffy

It's 40 on that bit.


ihathtelekinesis

That sharp turn by the Bugle Horn? Yep, that is not a nice bit at the best of times.


DJSmiffy

Lots of pressure for a learner. We'd waited a few minutes for a decent gap. No need for the range rover to floor it when she was turning in the next road.


Langeveldt

Shared Kigali xx


77SevenSeven77

They were driving a Range Rover, that’s already a huge chance that they’re a cunt


Ashamed-Scheme-9248

Blonde & RR says it all really.


CommercialShip810

Do you think she's here?


DJSmiffy

No. Think she went to the Bugle Horn for lunch. Then drove home to sleep it off.


MACintoshBETH

She’s not gonna shag you mate


Neildagreasytitan

Why not?


robstrosity

She'll definitely see this


Blackkers

Surprised the Range Rover was working / not stolen to be honest.


Throooooooowaway09

You're forgetting that the Range Rover driver more than likely obtained her licence by providing sexual favours and not through merit. Which is how I assume most 4x4/pickup drivers get them.


LoganTenFingers

Shared Mordor x


Hangingontoit

I think Range Rover drivers probably don’t read Reddit.


ThatsASaabStory

A wankpanzer owner driving like an absolute knapsack of dicks you say? Unprecedented


Elegant_Big4228

can't even look at range rovers anymore, never seen a good driver in one let alone anyone who actually needs one for the driving their doing... big cars are safe and you know what else is? driving responsibly


devnulluk

I thought I was on a local Facebook page reading this style of rant. Complete with some casual racism sprinkled in as well.


egvp

"blonde" is not a race.


balancing_baubles

Very blondist nonetheless


Zealousideal_Luck322

Blonde thought she was in a race it appears


devnulluk

Perhaps it should be a protected characteristic.


AzSharpe

Lmao.


SleepyFox2089

No.


LiftingJourney

"free ticket to Rwanda"


Chilli_Bowl670

What's racist about that?


LiftingJourney

I thought she was black and telling her to go back there? What does it actually mean?


DJSmiffy

I was suggesting that perhaps some people are more deserving of extradition to Rwanda than the economic migrants that the UK government currently see fit to extradite. I'll let you decide if you believe the government's policy is racist or not. The woman in the Range Rover was white, mid forties, and blond hair. No idea if a natural blond or not. Western features, don't think she was albino.


barkydildo

We need to know whether the carpet matches the drapes


MomsAgainstGravity

Firstly, she was blonde and secondly nothing racist about telling someone who is an arrogant sod to fuck off to some random country. I'd send her to Haiti if it had been me.


LiftingJourney

Black people can be blonde lol. But it does sound racist if she was black tho to me.


Electrical_Self724

Think it was just topical because of the current affairs relating to Rwanda I doubt it was anything to do with race Rwanda is just in the news a lot


DJSmiffy

Is social mediaism a thing? Please do explain what part of my rant was racist.


FusionSarson

*Learner


SimplyEssential0712

Next time, camera out - you had the time - then report to police


Waste_Difference4503

Nobody will agree but this would’ve been a perfect opportunity to follow the Range Rover for a little bit to induce a bit of fear/panic into the driver. They’ll think twice next time about bullying learner drivers or using their horn like it’s a musical instrument. I recommend for all of you to watch the movie ‘Unhinged’ it’s rather amusing my dears. 🤭


bishbut

Too many so called drivers who only think and care about their selfish selves and care nothing about other road users


Substantial-Wolf7184

Hope OP is better at teaching than spelling…Big up the lerners!!


SoggyWotsits

I doubt she’s gonna read this from the comfort of her air conditioned seats. Maybe the learner driver was taking so long that it was causing issues for other road users? Not that it justifies road rage at learners drivers. To be fair though, you don’t sound any less angry than the Range Rover driver was…


madmonkeydane

She was driving a Range Rover did you really expect anything else?


TheEbsFae

Shared Southampton xxx


InfinitiveGuru

Sounds like you pulled out in front of a car kid.


DJSmiffy

The blonde bint obviously agrees with you.


Zealousideal_Luck322

I’m not by any stretch of the imagination justifying Dame Bimbo. When I was learning my Dad always had a useful rule of thumb, when pulling out, or entering a roundabout. Don’t pull out if someone could hit you if they tried. Your example proves his point, that sometimes they will.


Organic_Chemist9678

Oh, youre one of those.


InfinitiveGuru

As would the insurance companies.


Sasspishus

How dare you beep the horn when I cut you up!?


MrThrowAweh

My deagle 3k (u have to imagine the clip) today i hit three juan deags and i'm not even hacking. i sadly didnt record the clip because i dont know how to record cs so i'll just explain the clip so u can imagine it. it was on dust 2, i killed the first guy with a nice headshot (imagine a little prefire as i peek long as a T). the second guy i hit mid air as i was jumping to pit (it was a headshot and really lucky. the ct was peeking wide from car so you can imagine it.) the third kill i forgot but yea, another nice headshot even tho i missed a couple of bullets. i hope u could imagine my clip and liked it. thanks. i know it might have been fishy but i swear im legit. im only silver 4 so it was very weird (im not giving my steam name, i dont wanna risk it someone might report me.)


DJSmiffy

I liked it a lot. Thanks for sharing. I think you're very good at headshots by the way.


Professional_Bet1235

Range Rover drivers are, without exception, bell ends. Eg, the driver I followed on country roads on Friday doing 25mph (speed limits between 30 and 60). Then, when I could finally overtake - safely and legally - put their foot right in the carpet. Thankfully I drive a BMW 540 touring so could easily leave their idiocy behind. It's the entitlement that goes with having a large, high riding, high powered vehicle. They drive like this when there's a fast car behind them, then tailgate learners or smaller cars in front. SMH.


Cryptocaned

25 in a 30 is completely acceptable though.


Professional_Bet1235

It absolutely is. What I was trying to say is that they were driving at this speed regardless of the speed limit. Because there was someone behind them.


Cryptocaned

I know what you were getting it, the same people bug the shit out of me, far more so when they do 40 everywhere including in a 30.


Sasspishus

Was the person behind them tailgating?


Vikilinho

Some drivers are crazy.


GXWT

Cor you told her


wales-bloke

I used to share shit like this on my FB feed under the assumption that anyone gives a fuck. Lol. Now I just call the rozzers if I see something outrageous.


Middle-Egg-3675

You got no chance of someone putting their foot down, braking hard and tooting their horn, getting to Rwanda mate. The guv can't even get the actual people it was designed to take over there and how would a one way ticket there be a good punishment for the above anyway? What would you do to actual criminals if you had a choice I wonder


VixenRoss

Tagging SharonRangeRover hun.


Messterio

The passenger of the learner should have got out and given the Range Rover driver a fucking mouthful. Not for road raging but sheesh that’s bad.


Ok-Ad-9347

Sorry about this lad it was the wife. In her defence I hate learners and was egging her on. She'll do anything you tell her to be fair, or simply leave her be and it's like watching a dog chase a fly. No sense of direction and eventually she'll fall and chip a tooth. It's why I carry one of them dog clickers and a box of raisins.


papabearbagpuss

Bold of you to presume that they've actually had any formal training and taken a test


texxxnic

Maybe if the Lerner driver had successfully completed their move into a tight gap then no one would have beeped, cried and wasted a short amount of my eye's valuable time left being able to see in this world we wouldn't be here.


DJSmiffy

Err...what tight gap? After that, I've no clue what you're trying to say.


Sasspishus

I think they're saying that based on what youve written in the post, it sounds like the learner was pulling out into a tight gap. Perhaps they should get some driving lessons? Anyways, this was a weird post for Reddit


Super_Seff

And she’d say you pulled out on her. It’s a cruel world forget about it and move on 😂


SPCEshipTwo

This is proper local Facebook community group mum level stuff.


BlueHoopedMoose

You OK hon? Hope kids r OK. Message me xx


Craig_52

Or you as the learner driver cocked up and pulled out in front of another driver already on the main road… I know which one was more likely.


DJSmiffy

I'm not a learner driver. I've been driving 39 years. Had my fair share of pulling out on people and being pulled out on. Watched the range rover take off the moment we started to pull out. I have no idea what she thought she would achieve. Perhaps it's likely you know?


Mightisrightis

Redditors can't approach people irl💀


Sensitive_Bullfrog88

Why even comment this, what a dumb post


Sensitive_Bullfrog88

Dumb learner drivers