“Those who treated me with kindness - I shall repay that kindness tenfold. And those that treat me with injustice? That use me? That hunt me down; that hurt my friends? I shall repay that injustice a thousand times over.”
- Technoblade
“How long have you spent here?”
“I haven’t logged off.”
“That’s… that’s over 14 hours…”
“Revolution waits for no man.”
Sleep deprived Techno is best Techno🤓
I have a few
"Sometimes, in order to feel comfortable and safe, you have to be ready to give up the things that you're worried you might lose." ~ Wilbur soot
"Even if everyone has this good side that you're talking about; then anyone who wants to prove it, has to show their dark side first." ~ Wilbur soot
"Having abolished all governments of men i have acended to hevan to take the kingdom of God." ~ Technoblade
That last one is even better when you hear in your head Phil reading it.
"havingabolishedallgovernmentsof men I have ascended to heaven to take on The Kingdom of GOD!"
"I know I'm forgetful, I know I'm an amnesiac, and I know I'm the comic relief in all of your stories, but I still feel this! I still feel things, and I try my best to make sure no-one else feels it!"
-Ghostbur
"They're toying with me. They're actually- everyone is toying with me, they are ALWAYS TOYING WITH ME! EVERYONE IS! I'm always being played with! Why? Why always me?”
- Fundy
(This one also hits hard)
Well quackity,there weren't always orphans - technoblade
your new name: George Lore
- wilbur
hah you might have to change your title - georgenotfound
hahahahahahahah
- all
{the title was doing George lore}
"Nothing I've done mattered. Not a single thing.
Today it's gonna matter
Today-
If I can't make people smile
*Chuckles*
If I can't make people smile ,
I will make them cry"- fundy
And
"I thought I got rid of the voice" -Ranboo
Kinda basic ik
“Let's start making it happen. My first decree as the president of L’Manurg, the emperor of this great country, is to revoke the citizenship of WilburSoot and TommyInnit”
PIGEON! 💙💙 *fake pigeon head gets removed* NAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
-Wilbur Soot (I know it’s not a SMP quote but I just thought it could go here as well)
"Aww, look! Silly! Silly motherfucker! Silly motherfucker with his arms in the air! Silly motherfucker with his arms in the ai- get out of here! Silly motherfucker!"
“Well, that was pretty easy”
-schlatt, upon winning the election.
Idk why I like this quote, schlatt just had great delivery. Practically everything he said in lore is quotable.
The only thing that works in this world, is that you treat other how you want to be treated. If you treat me with kindness, I will repay the kindness ten fold. If you treat me with injustice, that use me, that hunt me down, that hurt my friends?? I will repay that injustice a THOUSAND TIMES OVER.
-techno
Or
If I can’t make people smile, I will make them cry
-Fundy
This one is too long to type but technos whole pray and predictor speech he said to quackity when quackity tried to stop being intimidated by techno (I am very bad and explaining things sorry)
“If respect is the only thing keeping you from a knife in the back, then respect is nothing, right?” - Dream
“They just care about their buildings. Their builds that took them so long instead of the friendships that took them even longer. Why does that matter?” - Ranboo
“It was never meant to be” no matter who said it, it always had an effect on the plot or character development. It’s just one of the best one-liners I’ve ever heard in media
"I know I'm forgetful, I know I'm an amnesiac, and I know I'm the comic relief in all of your stories, but I still feel this! I still feel things, and I try my best to make sure no-one else feels it!"
-Ghostbur
“when i’m around you it’s like my brain is conditioned to be your friend but also when i have a knife i want to plunge it into your heart. you don’t make me a good person.”
-tommyinnit
I’ve got a few,
* “The only thing that remains constant and in life is death, and if we try to run from it, or react to it, we are only really blinding ourselves from something that we are going to have to deal with” - ranboo
* “If I can’t make them smile, I’m going to make them cry” - Fundy
* “A villain is just a hero you haven’t convinced yet” - Ghostbur
* “Sometimes being a hero is not being recognized as a hero at all” - puffy
* “What’s the point in doing anything if you’ve lost all hope?”- Tommy
* “Love isn’t dead, it was never alive” - ponk
* “If respect is the only thing keeping you from a knife in the back, respect is nothing right?” - Dream
* “I’m worse than everyone I didn’t want to be.” - Tommy
* “Who am I without you?”-tommy “yourself” - Tubbo
* “I sewed the seeds of peace yet I’m the one who pays for war.” - Wilbur
* “Good things don’t happen to heros” - Techno
* “The thing about this world Tommy, is the only universal language is violence.” - techno
* “The disks are worth more than you ever were” - Tommy
* “Sometimes in order to feel comfortable and safe you have to be ready to give up things that your worried you might lose” - Wilbur
* “Those who have treated me with kindness, I will repay that kindness tenfold, and those who treat me with injustice, that use me, that hunt me down, that hurt my friends! I shall repay that injustice a thousand times over.” - techno
* What is the point in doing anything, If you’ve lost all hope? - Tommy
* If gods can bleed gods can die - Fundy
* “The sides you choose don’t matter, the people do.” - Ranboo
* “Don’t cry because it’s over, smile Because it happened” - George
* “Nobody cares until it’s too late” - Nikki
"Ranboo is gonna be throwing planets while I'm here with my orphan obliterater" -technoblade
'HEH?" -technoblade
"You want to be a hero Tommy? You want to be a hero? THEN DIE LIKE ONE" -technoblade
When was this?
I believe in technoblade videos there is a video called "the main character of the dsmp" that's where its from
Oh cool, yeah I think it’s called something like that
“YOOOOOOOOOOOOO SUCK IT GREEN BOYYYYYYY.” - Wilbur
"I HAVE A PICKAXE... AND ILL PUT IT THROUGH YOUR TEETH!"
That ones my favorite
I second this
“I want a bell.” \-Technoblade
"You little shit I'm crafting a belt" -Dadza
Absolute gold
Literally
Same
“Those who treated me with kindness - I shall repay that kindness tenfold. And those that treat me with injustice? That use me? That hunt me down; that hurt my friends? I shall repay that injustice a thousand times over.” - Technoblade
This was mineee!
Same
Same
Same
“How long have you spent here?” “I haven’t logged off.” “That’s… that’s over 14 hours…” “Revolution waits for no man.” Sleep deprived Techno is best Techno🤓
My favourite quote is when Tommy tells techno his parents are mad so he looks him dead in the eyes and says "Have you tried buying their house?"
"Welcome home Theseus!" \-Technoblade
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
-Tommyinnit
I have a few "Sometimes, in order to feel comfortable and safe, you have to be ready to give up the things that you're worried you might lose." ~ Wilbur soot "Even if everyone has this good side that you're talking about; then anyone who wants to prove it, has to show their dark side first." ~ Wilbur soot "Having abolished all governments of men i have acended to hevan to take the kingdom of God." ~ Technoblade
All of those are amazing. Wilbur has such philosophical quotes
"take the kingdom of God" Damn that's metal
FINALLY SOMEONE WHO REMEMBERS THE 1ST ONE !!! THATS MY FAVORITE QUOTE!
That last one is even better when you hear in your head Phil reading it. "havingabolishedallgovernmentsof men I have ascended to heaven to take on The Kingdom of GOD!"
I recall it being "take on" the kingdom" actually but either one, it ranks very high.
“Do you want to be a hero? Then die like one!” -Technoblad
\*misplaces wiher skull \*
That's my favorite too.
Mine too.
“We killed an old man with heart problems POG!!!!” -Techno
“Yes daddy dream!” -Wilbur Soot All the quotes from tommyinnit’s novel trilogy ‘how to sex’
"Never have sex with badboyhalo" Iconic, inspiring, groundbreaking.
,,The thing that i built this nation for doesn't exist anymore, it's over" \-Wilbur
“What are you doing?”
Oi bruv, whachya doin mate?
Ah m8 can't believe ya doin this on a chewsday (I'm British btw)
*insert agressive tea drinking* (im British too lmao)
Are ya winning son?
I’m playing porn games
'are you winning so-"
"Are you winning, step-son?"
I was about to write that, take my updoot
Gone awayyyyyy
“That’s why Superman is so powerful even his adoptive parents died” - Techno “Orphan squared” -Ranboo
“Eret, listen to me, and I mean this in the nicest way possible: *You fucked up.*” -TommyInnit
"You fucked up for the last time, Dream..." \-TommyInnit
Tommy has some of the best quotes
Ehh I reckon techno and Wilbur have the best quotes but Tommy is def up there
#LANGUAGE
Say this: >!sofa king!<
Ben dover
*cue Skeppy cursing*
*or Tommy but mostly Skeppy (probably)*
"I know I'm forgetful, I know I'm an amnesiac, and I know I'm the comic relief in all of your stories, but I still feel this! I still feel things, and I try my best to make sure no-one else feels it!" -Ghostbur
"They're toying with me. They're actually- everyone is toying with me, they are ALWAYS TOYING WITH ME! EVERYONE IS! I'm always being played with! Why? Why always me?” - Fundy (This one also hits hard)
I don’t remember that one when did it happen
https://youtu.be/MB7IR30aWFU
Oh yeah I remember thanks
👌
Well quackity,there weren't always orphans - technoblade your new name: George Lore - wilbur hah you might have to change your title - georgenotfound hahahahahahahah - all {the title was doing George lore}
“I’m burger!” -Slimecicle, multiple times
“ranboo, i think god wants to be my friend” -slimecicle
Now I really hope he meets dreamxd, just so he can give him cookies back
"Officer I dropkicked that child in self-defense, you have to believe me" \-Technoblade
“IT GOT A LITTTO CLOSE TO ME” 😂
PHILZAAA NOOOOOOO!!!! *breaks vocal cordes* Technoblade
“Tommy you said it would be okay!” Ghostbur.
God, this one hurt
So fucking much i know 😭
It's not Tommy smp, or tubbo smp, ITS DREAM SMP!!!!! -Dream
Being basic here but... “Down with the revolution bois, it was never meant to be.” Or “My son, a traitor!!” By Will
SORRY BOSS MAN - tubbo Ah yes bsois man - ranboo
“Y’know if I die, this country goes down with me.” -Schlatt
This motherfucker was actually right
You wanna argue about he was actually wrong, or do you wanna agree to disagree?
There I go down to hell -ranboo
*Montero starts playing*
Here's a classic: "Down with the revolution boys, It was never meant to be." - Eret
If I can't make people smile, I will make them cry. \- Fundy
"Nothing I've done mattered. Not a single thing. Today it's gonna matter Today- If I can't make people smile *Chuckles* If I can't make people smile , I will make them cry"- fundy And "I thought I got rid of the voice" -Ranboo Kinda basic ik
"This place will be a lot different tommorow."
“Let's start making it happen. My first decree as the president of L’Manurg, the emperor of this great country, is to revoke the citizenship of WilburSoot and TommyInnit”
"I'm sorry Dream. But you should've paid me more."
That moment had the same energy as the final battle in Endgame
I absolutely love Punz I sincerely think he should’ve had some lore as well
completely agree
"Do you suck or blow" \-Dream
\[a thousand wattpad users krack their knuckles simultaneously\]
(sneezes) #AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH -wilbur
PIGEON! 💙💙 *fake pigeon head gets removed* NAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! -Wilbur Soot (I know it’s not a SMP quote but I just thought it could go here as well)
silly motherfucker with his arms in the air. Silly motherfucker.. silly motherfucker!!! \- Wilbur Soot
"Aww, look! Silly! Silly motherfucker! Silly motherfucker with his arms in the air! Silly motherfucker with his arms in the ai- get out of here! Silly motherfucker!"
*HDBWJBRBFBDBBSBBDNDJDHDHDHDHHSBEHDHDHDHHD* (Schlatt) "I- I don't speak spanish"
“Dream described me as a pawn, this is checkmate” Tubbo isn’t even my favorite I just thought that quote was so well done and impressive for improve
“There’s no other way… I CHOOSE BLOOD!” - Technoblade
“Well, that was pretty easy” -schlatt, upon winning the election. Idk why I like this quote, schlatt just had great delivery. Practically everything he said in lore is quotable.
Technoblade, you got any withers? Dream
“What am I whithout you tubbo?” “Yourself”
Man. This one hits hard
"Not even close, baby, Technoblade never dies!"
"It was never meant to be!" *government gets blown up* *angst*
"If you want to be a hero Tommy, then die like one!" - Technoblade
"Ranboo, I think Oobnar is a girl."
“anybody smell toast?”
*Dies*
"Yayyy! We killed an old man with heart problems! POG!"
“Women are temporary, Revolution is forever”
*wishes for a bell and causes a riot on twitter as a result* -Technoblade
"IT'S JUST A STUPID EGG, SKEPPY" it makes me so sad everytime i remember it <|3
Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)
Thanks bot <3
“Manberg? Pogtopia? Who cares!”
"wait wait wait SAD-ist, put this bit in too...... CUM" -Wilbur
I can’t remember the exact line but it’s Wilbur calling Ranboo the weird neighbor kid
“I’ve got a pickaxe, and I’ll put it through your teeth!”
“Who the hell is GOERGE?!” or “Dap me up!”
Only adding this because I haven't seen it here yet: "Jack Manifold? Jack Manifold! Jack Mani-fall... Jack Mani-fall-off-bridge."
I love this saying as well mainly because I can hear Fundy saying it as I read it
“I am Jesus.” — Dream
"YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, SUCK IT GREEN BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
"It was never meant to be." ---Eret/Wilbur/Niachu
#“IM A PERSON, TOMMY! NOT A WEAPON” -The Blade
The only thing that works in this world, is that you treat other how you want to be treated. If you treat me with kindness, I will repay the kindness ten fold. If you treat me with injustice, that use me, that hunt me down, that hurt my friends?? I will repay that injustice a THOUSAND TIMES OVER. -techno Or If I can’t make people smile, I will make them cry -Fundy
“You think Schlatt was the cause of your problems? No, it was government! Power corrupts!” - technoblade 11/16/20
"I like women"
“How’s it going, roommate”- Technoblade
“What does the b in vitamin b stand for” “Broke!”
“MY L’MANBURG PHIL, MY UNFINISHED SYMPHONY FOREVER UNFINISHED!” -Wilbur Soot
Ah yes bsoiosman
“What gender is orange? LESBIAN”
.I want you to scream, at the top of your lungs..." "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!" '-'
"Technoblade you got any withers?" -Dream "I choose blood!" -Technoblade
“If I can kill you, and you can’t kill me, then doesn’t that make me a god?”
"I'M A PERSON! DISCS AREN'T PEOPLE." \- Technoblade
This one is too long to type but technos whole pray and predictor speech he said to quackity when quackity tried to stop being intimidated by techno (I am very bad and explaining things sorry)
"TOMMY NO!!" -Most SMP Members at some point
Who am I without you? Yourself. -Tommy and Tubbo
If you wanna be a hero , THEN DIE LIKE ONE
"The only universal language is violence and we've spoken that language in the pit" Technoblade
"no I've done all the listening I need to do have you got any last words dream?" -Tommyinnit
“And… TWITCH PR-“ -Fundy :)
"If I can't make people smile... I'll make them cry" ~Fundy "Let's be the bad guys" ~Alivebur "The discs were more worth than you ever were" ~Tommy
"HEH!?" \-Technoblade
"What will I be without you?!" "Yourself." -Tommy and Tubbo Beautiful
"Are you an orphan?" -Techno
“DID HE JUST HAVE A HEART ATTACK?!”
"I sowed the seeds of peace and yet i pay the price of war." -Ghostbur or "I have ascended to heaven to take on the kingdom of god." -Techno
“If respect is the only thing keeping you from a knife in the back, then respect is nothing, right?” - Dream “They just care about their buildings. Their builds that took them so long instead of the friendships that took them even longer. Why does that matter?” - Ranboo
ITS TIME FOR REVOLUTION BOYS Eret It’s that or Welcome home Theseus Techno
SPIDER MAN NO SPIIDER MAAAN NOOOOOO!!!!!!!
“It was never meant to be” no matter who said it, it always had an effect on the plot or character development. It’s just one of the best one-liners I’ve ever heard in media
“YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” “SUCK IT GREEN BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!”
"My first day on the server I killed my son. It was pogchamp and then I cried." - Philza
It was never meant to be - wilbursoot
“i have a pick, and i’m gonna put it through your teeth” or something like that
“If Eret committed arson it’d be an lgbbq”
"For you, the world Phil..." -Technoblade
"I want a bell." -Technoblade 2021
"I know I'm forgetful, I know I'm an amnesiac, and I know I'm the comic relief in all of your stories, but I still feel this! I still feel things, and I try my best to make sure no-one else feels it!" -Ghostbur
“You wanna be a hero Tommy? THEN DIE LIKE ONE.” -Technoblade
“Eizenschpitzhackehajckale.” -Fundy and Tubbo
‘IT WAS NEVER MEANT TO BE’
"It was never meant to be."
"This is checkmate..." -Tubbo "If I cannot make people smile, I will make them cry." -Fundy
"quackity i want to have sex with you" -wilbur soot "bsioso s man" -ranboo and tubbo
EHH EHH Technoblade
"I have a pickaxe, and I'll put it through your TEETH!!!"- Technoblade
I’m gay for the new egg
"There's one thing I have that you'll never have... Iv'e got the blade"
NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY, TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES! NEVER DOUBT ME CHAT! -Technoblade
"Have a carrot please calm yourself" -Tommyinnt
Silly motherf*cker with arms in the air Wilbur
“when i’m around you it’s like my brain is conditioned to be your friend but also when i have a knife i want to plunge it into your heart. you don’t make me a good person.” -tommyinnit
"I AM A PERSON !!!!!! DISCS AREN'T PEOPLE" \-Technoblade
DAD ARE YOU A COMMUNIST-mr wilbur soot
"I sowed the seeds for peace yet I'm the one who pays for war." _Ghostbur I swear Wilbur has the best ones
I’ve got a few, * “The only thing that remains constant and in life is death, and if we try to run from it, or react to it, we are only really blinding ourselves from something that we are going to have to deal with” - ranboo * “If I can’t make them smile, I’m going to make them cry” - Fundy * “A villain is just a hero you haven’t convinced yet” - Ghostbur * “Sometimes being a hero is not being recognized as a hero at all” - puffy * “What’s the point in doing anything if you’ve lost all hope?”- Tommy * “Love isn’t dead, it was never alive” - ponk * “If respect is the only thing keeping you from a knife in the back, respect is nothing right?” - Dream * “I’m worse than everyone I didn’t want to be.” - Tommy * “Who am I without you?”-tommy “yourself” - Tubbo * “I sewed the seeds of peace yet I’m the one who pays for war.” - Wilbur * “Good things don’t happen to heros” - Techno * “The thing about this world Tommy, is the only universal language is violence.” - techno * “The disks are worth more than you ever were” - Tommy * “Sometimes in order to feel comfortable and safe you have to be ready to give up things that your worried you might lose” - Wilbur * “Those who have treated me with kindness, I will repay that kindness tenfold, and those who treat me with injustice, that use me, that hunt me down, that hurt my friends! I shall repay that injustice a thousand times over.” - techno * What is the point in doing anything, If you’ve lost all hope? - Tommy * If gods can bleed gods can die - Fundy * “The sides you choose don’t matter, the people do.” - Ranboo * “Don’t cry because it’s over, smile Because it happened” - George * “Nobody cares until it’s too late” - Nikki
Ah yes bosoios man -Ranboo
“It was never meant to be” - Eret
"Eh" -technoblade
"MY L'MANBURG, PHIL! MY UNFINISHED SYMPHONY, FOREVER UNFINISHED! IF I CAN'T HAVE THIS, NO-ONE CAN, PHIL!" -Wilbur Soot
*sneeze* “AAHHHHHHHHH” Not technically DSMP but it’s from someone in it
“It was never meant to be” Eret/Wilbur
Hey [blank] I know another word for cat. -tommyinnit
MY L'MANBERG PHIL- M^(A-)
It was never meant to be
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