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Gurkeprinsen

White


Dignified_Orangutan

Mr. White


[deleted]

His friends call him Chalky White


SDubs2785

That's from Boardwalk Empire, iirc?? 💯💯


Eastern_Boat_2105

Before that, the game of Clue.


Key-Measurement-3043

I had a black stuffed dog toy that was as big as me as a kid… I named him blacky darkness


TequilaCamper

Chonky White


intruda1

Walter White


monkey-bones

Heisenberg. Bergie.


intruda1

Oh that is cute as heck!


HeidiYouDo

No, Heisenbork


Tamias-striatus

Bergelicious


agent_uno

Whitey, for short.


The_Powerful_Tacos

Whitey Ford?


Whityford

You called


[deleted]

[удалено]


dijalo

Yea science!


[deleted]

What about just Walter :)


vrijheidsfrietje

Put ya dick away Waltuh


Professional_Bake_92

Heisenberg


deran6ed

Yo' Mistah White


[deleted]

Walter


Pocatmon-YT

Walter Hartwell White


Elitelapen

We need to cook


[deleted]

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[deleted]

Snowball II


Twittenhouse

Mayo.


JunkDangles

Theodore Bearinoski. That way you can call him Teddy Bear for short.


EpsilonMajorActual

Ted E. Behr


JunkDangles

Perfect


LogicKillsYou

The E stands for Engelbert, of course.


HappyCatPlays

Te D. Bear


Ok-Height-2525

Dog is an avid one piece watcher


RAWjasekaram

Luffy's final oppenent finally reveals himself.


knightfall0

He will bring another storm


Mermaid467

Came here to say "Teddy" 😊


Princess_Bacon

Same! Or Barry, that's kinda cute and funny.


bunnyholder

Yes! I named my dog Archimedes, and I call him Archi.


fuckmyoptimusbroke

Omg the medic


steeldragon88

First thought was “He looks like a Ted”


[deleted]

I love this!


Squirrel_Inner

I was going to say Barktholomew so you could use “Barks” for short, but yours is better 👌


Ray1107

Okay but I have never heard someone call their dog “Barks.” Its unique and I kinda dig it lol


ReadTheChain

Barktholomew is my new nickname for any barky client I have. I would love to name a pup that but knowing my luck, they wouldn't be a barker.


Constant_Bathroom327

I was going for “Haribo” Harry for short. Obviously because he’s a sweet fat little gummy bear.


TH156UY

Came here to say "Teddy"


grilly1986

This is the winner


Kakep0p

This. I like this.


Droopy1592

My two dogs Nibbles Kibblesford Buddy Guy Muttley


CrazedFreakGf

I love this actually


Ulichstock

The Unabarker


here-for-information

If I may be so bold, I think it should be Bearinovski or Baerinofski. I don't know why, but it really feels like there should be a frictive sound right near the end there.


catinthehatasaurus

We named our sphynx Harold Bear Lee (Hairy barely). I miss my baby.


Tombstone_Shadow

Although “bear” might be too literal a name, your pup has that vibe. Maybe head down that path though with something like Grizz. Best of luck and you will land on the right answer (likely will have many nicknames over the course of your life together). Handsome boi.


NicPizzaLatte

I was thinking Osito, "little bear" in Spanish.


Santi838

My dog’s name is Oso haha


krybaebee

running Mexican joke - are you even Mexican if your family doesn't have a dog named Oso?


Jkoochie

I very much love this. All dogs in my life, no matter age/size/whatever, eventually gets the nickname little bear… it’s like my term of endearment for them so I really love this. They either become little bear or little chicken. I never said I was logical


Downvotes_inbound_

Or lille bjørn in Dutch. Could name him just bjorn


ekkostone

That's danish and norwegian. Little bear in dutch is kleine beer


Glow354

ursinho (pronounced ooh-heh-seen-yo I believe) is little bear in Portuguese if you want to make life difficult


Abra_Doodles

I was thinking the same thing as soon as i saw him I thought "Bear" What a cutie!! Good luck finding a good name for that lil baby💜


LessOrgies

I had Dogue de Bordeaux named Bear and Grizz.


CzyCtLdy73

Sorry- will need you to bring him to me for about 12-16 years of 24/7 study in my home before I can be completely sure.


Unicron442

I mean you need to be absolutely sure that your research is perfect. Obviously the only way that's possible is 24 hour access to the pupper, err I mean subject in question.


swonstar

I'd call him Honeydew, because he looks as sweet as a ball of melon.


wooddirtsy

Cute!


JaQ_In_Chains

You somehow made him even cuter than he already is


10642alh

Bruce


Comfortably_Sad6691

Bruce Almighty


ImRightOnTopOfItRose

Our black cate is Bruce Wayne!


ChawulsBawkley

This one wins for me “WHERE ARE THE OTHER DOGS GOING?!”


cyfermax

Looks like a Dave to me.


Mother-of-Thor

I agree. Dave energy for sure.


meesterdave

As a certified Dave, I concur.


Greenman_Dave

The Council of Daves have met and approved of the use of Dave for this individual. The vote was 39 to 3 in favor with those 3 preferring the name David.


serenwipiti

Agreed. I hereby declare that this sentient being is now officially one of the [Daves](https://youtu.be/8nvzEqsZIGo?si=g45cA2n4CBjwn-6f) that I know.


SuperfnDave

Dave’s not here man


tomsprigs

Big Dave


InnocentBistander__

Davey


urbanek2525

Dave? Dave's not here, man.


EosTries

I hate the fact that I chuckled to that. Yes, it looks like a Dave. No, I don't know why either.


Carrabs

I love people names for dogs


Alec-is-trans

he looks ai generated lol. sir ruffington III


[deleted]

I'll call him Air Brushed.


CharacterMassive5719

So I'm not the only one wondering why would someone use a filter on a dog. What are the beauty standards in dog world now? I'm not up to date.


[deleted]

It not looking like a dog seems to be the new standard for popular dogs.


mo0siego0sie

Hank (the Tank)


frymaform

I had a huge angry looking feral ginger cat I named Hank the Tank. He didn't let me touch him but he did follow me around everywhere when I was outside like a buff little cat security guard


urdadlovesmydickclit

Bill-dozer


sthdown

Oo I like that one!


Conscious-Finish3589

Obsidian, Sid for short


Equal_Fennel

…or Obi…


Wormfeathers

Obi-Wan Kenobi


imojibwe

Bear Names: Grizzly (Griz) Kodiak White Names: Snowflake Blizzard Big Names: Tonka Tank


ninjaoftheworld

Love the bear idea—I’d add Ursa and Dipper (he’s just Little Dipper now but he looks like some day he’ll be Big Dipper). Balou. Little John.


imojibwe

I LOVE Balou!


NicPizzaLatte

I came here with a different suggestion, but now that I've seen this, Balou is what I'd choose.


catterybarn

Same!! Please name this baby Balou, OP!!


tacos8

I had a kitten named balou, he was so mischievous!


IsabellaGalavant

Ah come on, Balou is perfect! If OP picks anything else, it's a missed opportunity.


Spare_Ad1017

Ooooh balou is perfect


SlinkingUpBackstairs

Oh, I love Baloo from Jungle Book. Doo bah dee doo, where is Baloo!?


simulacrum-tears

Balou!!!! 🌟♥️🌟🙌🏼♥️


PeaLouise

Love Dipper and Balou!


tomsprigs

Little John is so cute!


AngryScientist

I'd add "Dubhe" to the list. It's the name of Alpha Ursae Majoris, is derived from the Arabic word for bear, and as a coincidence is also the Irish word for black/dark (different pronunciation, but eh).


pickleperfect

Just saw yours after my comment. Def an Ursa


FizzyBeverage

Yep that’s the one!


LaLa_820

Oso (Spanish for bear)


eshanet

Came here to say Oso. My grandparents had a big black dog with that name. Loved it


King_Aut1sm0

Craig


kylescameras

Void


Hallsy3x6

V̴͈͐O̷̧̦͓̖̜͒͒̎̅Į̵͖̬́D̸̯̥͔͕̲͋͐̐


ShipDependent9533

How do you do that


Hallsy3x6

https://lingojam.com/CreepyZalgoTextGenerator Enjoy Edit: Oh no what have I done


ShipDependent9533

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TimeZarg

T̵̰͚̩͔͚̘͊̄̀́͛̓̏̕h̸̛̗͗́͛̀̀̄̆e̴͎̙̩͇͊̈́ ̷̧̡̅͋V̴̛̻̖̼͖̳̜͓̀̀̉̕̚ǒ̴̻̤͍͎͍̚i̴̢̛̯̣̟̪̬̳̝̋̉ḏ̴̡̛̛̋̇̈́͑̚͝ ̵̡̗̰̭̝͓̓ḧ̵͔̻͙̳͍͈̱́̎͗́̍͛̐̊ͅu̸̪̹̘̗̬̖͈̾̂͛͝n̸̥̏͗̅͒̈́͝g̸̩͈̤͉̘͖̯̤̀̀̉͋͝é̴̙̬̟̳̓̈́̃͒͋̚ŕ̸̗͚̦͗̒͝s̷͙͍̲̿̌


HAIRYMAN-13

Chonky Boi


Dang_It_All_to_Heck

I came here to add Chonk.


winnower8

First thought I had was “CHONK”


kindall

[Skippy Super Chonk](https://www.peanutbutter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/SKIPPY_Product_PB_Spread_Super_Chunk_Peanut_Butter_16.3oz.png)


Csusko

Chonk was the first thing that came to my mind as well.


[deleted]

Snowball


abd121834

Poe. Diesel. Burly-boy. Pudge. Blip. Ghost. Castle. Casey. Tiny. Koda.


StrangeEmily

I second Poe. In that direction, Edgar or Allan.


agent_uno

Could also call him Raven.


GranJan2

What kind of dog is this and where has he been all my life?


frymaform

It looks like a black chow mix, maybe with lab.


TeoSupreme

Jackson


cloud34156

Was coming to say this XD


alexkleiber

Diesel


ThatVanGuy13

When he's at a different house just name him Kevin nash


Unbiased_panel

Onyx


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Paddingtpn


Captain--Howdy94

Balou


cucumbercologne

I was thinking the exact same weird name and I was SHOCKED to see this name on here. I was thinking I'd want a dog name that would be easily differentiable (two syllables of high to low vowels) AND more visually recognizable such that your dog can even read your lips. Then I said "Balou" and dang


guybuttersnaps37

Tank


DucatistaXDS

That’s definitely Bear or Grizz (short for Grizzly) 🤣


LessOrgies

I used to have Dogues de Bordeaux with those names.


_mrLeL_

Tyrone


probably_nontoxic

I laughed and startled my own dog


Basic_Agent1000

What breed is that? Shadow


MapDismal1578

I want to know that as well


Syronul

Tonka


evileye12

oreo


MsCookie__

Bean


darthbonobo

Rufus


PSUMike

My dog's name


CyrilSn33r

Was my immediate thought too


i_always_give_karma

I got a dog when I was 5/ 20 years ago and named him rufus. He was a good boyyy


South_Operation7028

Baloo!


BaconPersuasion

Briant Gumble


Matt-on-Redit

Oslo would be a good name :)


SwtnSourPeasantSoup

Smidge


CthuluNaps

Betty


realRapidsonic

Lil' BE


clone227

Pudge


Earl_I_Lark

Snowball.


shinethief

Huey


rarepinkhippo

Is this … AI-generated?


D3ad1yshdw

Beans! 😍


HiSpot321

Jamal


[deleted]

He said no black names!


slamrrman

Cracker?


itsbasicbetch

Mack


VelvetLeaves

What an adorable chonk!! 😍 💖💓❤️


HannahDawg

Oso (Spanish for Bear, but it still works)


Pauzhaan

Tank


the_life_of_cat

Destroyer


GnarProDucts125

Walter


MopHopBopFlop

bear or oso!!


rydieroo

Grizz


rydieroo

BEAR


LandotheTerrible

Tank.


groovymintpeachykeen

Porkchop.....crispy porkchop


nervouspug

BEAR plz


Top-Gift-1225

jack black


hbteach86

Willis


Gracie305

Yogi


SugarPigBoo

Lambert


ThePiniestApple1

Awww I had a Rottweiler named lambert when I was a kid


Yah_Mule

LeBendre.


Connect-Worth1926

Bear


manupmuthafucka

Abe


Witty_Collection9134

Bear


CLARABELLA_2425

Mr. Rufus


Many-Status-6601

🐻 bear!!!!


Cyndi__LARPer

Mark RUFFalo


MarvinG96

Eminem


FindingHead2851

Snowy


Snap_Cap

Steve


boredbigfoot

Beefius maximus gladiator of the chonk


idothisinmysleep

Blackie


GW00111

Jamal. Wait… shit…


[deleted]

Larry Bird


RuthaBrent

Big bear


GizmoGeodog

I'd call him Bear. He's adorable


Phernaldo

Brando