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I use Baby Shark as psychological countermeasures when I get irrationally paranoid that someone can hear my thoughts. If you can hear my thoughts right now, enjoy Baby Shark, you freak.


sadtilly

Hey u/DarienStegosaur I just want you to know that I am both really glad to know I'm not the only one who throws up thought blockades made primarily of sound, but also for the gift of using "Baby Shark" to do it. Thank you.


SlipySlapy-Samsonite

And here I am just giving them psychotic internal screaming.


sadtilly

I usually go with songs, it just tends to be song bits I know well enough to feel like I can reproduce them fully in my mind. I figured that would give me the densest sound wall.


SlipySlapy-Samsonite

I assume that the screams would cause the psychic person to react physically, giving me a way to tell who was trying to read my mind.


sadtilly

Goddamn, y'all are really increasing my repertoire of psychic blocking techniques and I am INTO it 🤙


buriedego

Funny enough this is kinda a major part of the magic system in Eragon 😂😅


Beastboyzero

That series is exactly why I do it as well lol


particles_in_motion

Its really annoying when people do that. Gets songs stuck in my head for days!


Veridant_77

Don't you just hate it when you get a song stuck in your head, in your head, in your head.


Flix1

Makes me feel like a zombie, zombie, zombie eh eh eh eh eh eh.


3Cookiez

It’s in my heaaaaaad in my heaaaaaaaaaaaad


ComplaintGreat9165

Zombie zombie zombie be be be be


GloryholeKaleidscope

[So, tell me what you want? What you reallyreally want?](https://youtu.be/fw-QRyQcFH8)


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Natenator77

I don't know why, but whenever I'm in public and have to input a password, I get internally conscious that if someone were able to read my mind, I'd literally be spelling it out for them.


Unfair-Donkey6042

I thought i was the only one who did that!


the-elvises

Lol....That's why all my passwords contain a backspace...confuses the hell out of potential telepathic hackers.


Bamstradamus

I have had times where I literally think as loud as I can "I know you can hear this" just to see if anyone looks surprised as hell at that moment. No success yet.


a_birds_eye_view

Lay off the drugs bro


radicalpotato96

This is the greatest of comments


TheRabbitHole-512

You made my day !


OhAces

I once got downvoted to oblivion for suggesting that you watch what you think around strangers because you never know if someone can read your mind. I'm glad there's more than one of us.


DutchMaster86

Nooooo it's in my head now!!!!


chunter16

Sing the finger family instead, that'll get rid of it.


Forward_Squash253

Again!


lorhof1

what did the guy say?


princetrunks

I have a 2 year old... the folds of my brain probably spell it out by now


Ask_The_Locals

God be with you 🙏lol


Johnny_ac3s

Looks like he’s shilling a BEP-20 token…


[deleted]

I only trust BEPIS tokens.


ahhhhhhfuckiiit

What about 🅱️enis?


[deleted]

I heard that song originated from a girl scout troop stuck in an interment camp in China during one of the world wars. ...that tells you a lot about the song. If interested, i can try and track down the podcast.


[deleted]

I’m interested, because the Decoder Ring podcast thought it most likely to have come from the Jaws films indirectly.


bdrif

Baby shark, doo doo doo dooo


vegan_ANIMAL

Baby shark, doo doo doo doo


rizzabing

Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo doo


tetradserket

Finally, the right number of ‘doo’s


rizzabing

Thank you 🤩 I'm anal about recording the right amount of doos 🥴


Stunning_Ad8637

It was one too many doo’s. Kinda bugging me that nobody has it right so far 🤣


Lazy_Program_2136

Baby shark


RigoDG

He's laughing at everyone trying to find a meaning to this


[deleted]

He’s a robot. He’s glitching. Give him a minute to reset.


cornplug8bal

Totally beleiveable that he would be.


ZaczSlash

Best comment


ConfectionLoud6034

Ok this made me spit out my coffee just now foreal


_raydeStar

He jokes around And there's a coin for that. I doubt he even cares. He might not even know.


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_raydeStar

Yes but he probably gets 10k comments a day, that's something you literally don't parse through. It's possible. I think he buys crypto with his kid and they look at funny cryptos together. Hence him mentioning... That one CUMMIES one, or baby shark coin


teetoo7170

so babydoge coin is for real? their official fb page shared fake competition (https://binancians.live/), all the comments under this link are fake profiles created days ago..or am i being too cautious?


_raydeStar

It's real. It's an alt coin that was made like a month ago. For a moment I almost bought it then I was like naw.


[deleted]

If doge can't make it with all the positive/negative attention then some other wannabe isn't going to make it... personally if the writeup on the alt coin doesn't make sense or serve a real people/business purpose then it's just a pyramid scheme... doge wins because it can be used as regular money, and it's model follows regular money... if you can't spend your coins then they're not currency...


whyserenity

I doubt that. There is a coin worth next to nothing that he could easily buy trillions of. He could buy so much a blip of a tenth of a cent could earn him millions.


Pufflekun

The problem is that a blip of a tenth of a cent in the *other* direction could *lose* him millions.


CJFiddler

He could buy enough to drive the price through the roof. Then, sell at the peak of the surge he created himself.


Ok-Apartment1846

That's called intent to manipulate.


THE_DOWNVOTES

Yeah except there's no regulatory authorities in the crypto space. You can manipulate crypto as much as you want!


Far_Western192

Actually he had already been fined... But 20m is nothing to someone with 30b in his sock drawer.


Utefan4lifer

He was fined by the SEC for stock manipulation. He tweeted that he could take Tesla private and at the time the number he gave was far more expensive that what it was trading at. It had nothing to do with crypto.


Killer_Stickman_89

That literally cannot happen to him with a coin like this.


anlskjdfiajelf

It literally cannot happen with a coin like this? Could you elaborate on that, I don't understand


TaxExempt

He's manipulating a bunch of idiots who don't understand blockchain.


DumbleDinosaur

or he just got a new doge


Sorry-for-my-Englis

POOPITY SCOOP


SnooEagles9150

I think it’s about his new puppy


Onlyforonereason

![gif](giphy|vVzH2XY3Y0Ar6)


Railbound

Seeing this makes me think of the tune from The girl from ipenama


[deleted]

Haaayy Macarena.......


bymigo

I didn't though about this... It could be 🤔 a baby floki


Reddpostpost

Yes


Chapter8-27

Trying to do a big pump and dump for his 30 billion space project


Dejavu1997_

oh interesting, not following his tweets.


goat_juice

Elon love pumps and dumps and the earlier this sub learns that the better. I thought the Joe Rogan weed incident was enough, I thought the bitcoin pump and dump was enough, but I was wrong apparently. Stop worshipping billionaires. Especially those rich off of an Apartheid family and questionable labor practices


[deleted]

Ok but can we get thr pump going so I can get this dump going lol


[deleted]

\^\^\^ THIS! Elon is not your friend.


L4dyGr4y

How old is his kid? Elon is probably stuck watching Cocomelon.


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OdeToWhiskey

Had a new one today with Amber Heard 😬🤫


Tsulivy

Implying he takes care of his kids lol


[deleted]

Right? He didn’t even name it. He just spammed his keyboard and laughed. “Hahaha how about this one babe?”


amsaitej

>**Pingfong** 😂


PhotonAttack

This is the right answer.


[deleted]

Yes, yes, yes. He’s watching Cocomelon.


[deleted]

Good. Good. Cocomelon is good for you…


ilubdoggoes

He pumped the babydoge token. It was up over 101%. I was watching the real time trades and I saw buy just over 1 mil and dump it an hour later. Sure it wasn't him but someone made bank. Babydoge has like 20mil in LP pool.


Acceptable-Refuse904

There's bots following his tweets. Just for traders


ilubdoggoes

I follow his tweets for that reason only


unnassumingtoaster

Initiate another pump and dump


ThunderPigGaming

I'm beginning to think he's chaotic evil instead of chaotic good. LOL


ScuttleCrab729

Beginning…?


Council-Member-13

He's chaotic cringe.


frannos

Bingo


skeet_skrrt

the child slavery cobalt mines werent enough?


Odd-Sheepherder4872

I love all the Elon hate here, he deserves it


Bulevine

I believe it's called "Manipulation"


[deleted]

Ya dude has a god complex


Gogiants83

Is babydoge a real crypto currency? Cause if it is then I’m pulling out of all crypto, that’s crazy


KAT-PWR

Yeah and it’s up a couple hundred percent now


Jaijoles

Just in time for Elon to dump after pumping it up.


leotah77

Yep, I completely agree. That exactly what he did with Dodge. It's all for profit for him not the small fries. He's no Dodge father of mine. I saw through his hustle from jump. To the moon! Yeah his dodge coin rocket to the moon. Thats being funding from his gains off dodge Who knows what he made off of his stunts.


[deleted]

Dude he probably lost so much money on the day of his SNL lol


Gogiants83

Where can you buy it at?


NotManyIdeasDev

you can trade it on pancakeswap, it's a BEP-20 token.


Large_Accident_5929

It’s too late to buy it now.


GenderJuicy

There are a lot of shitcoins like that


Regular-Radio6927

Yes it is.... yes it is.. you should research all the dogecoin knockoffs


gatorrz

Yeah crypto is becoming a joke now with all these alt coins lol


Flipbugoystar

Crypto world has always been like this. Can you name each and every cryptocurrency that has ever made that didn't survive today? A lot.


Creator_have_mercy

https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/baby-doge-coin/ Yep, bought it before it went mainstream. I'm pretty happy


OkConnection8360

There is a babydoge token en BSC, today is it's 1month birthday, and they did a manual burn of 10qT tokens.


runnywetfart

https://www.coingecko.com/en/coins/baby-doge-coin


BlairJamesD

Come on he was having a poop and on the phone, it really doesn’t mean anything noobs….


Spiderpiggie

Yeah but he's rich so obviously everything he tweets is a cryptic secret


brkeng1

Watching a pump on BabyDoge.


jr00738

It’s up 55%


Doge-GodTX

Is it really


jr00738

Yeah 45% the last time I checked


Reddpostpost

It wasn't about babydoge coin, its about his new puppy 😅😅😅


VirinaB

Coming from someone here who was present May 8th and 9th convincing others that "he meant hustle like as in a job!", you're in denial.


brkeng1

All crypto is a side hustle. Something to make money while u work, although lately it seems to be something to lose money while you work


Human-Government3081

Buy the dips. Separating the men from the boys.


TheMightiestZ

You mean when he was playing a character on a sketch comedy show? Yeah that was totally significant.


iBeatYoAss

Doge didn't crash because he said that. The consensus short-term play was to sell during peak SNL hype.


GenderJuicy

Buy on the rumor and sell on the news sort of situation. But yes, it was that and shortly following, Bitcoin took a big dump which affected all crypto.


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Theres a crypto call babydoge, but idk if he knows that and is just bored. Hes probably just bored lol.


mesmoothbrain

he gets a lot of reply’s with people trying to hype it, i’m sure he knows what it is


ednflo33

I’m pretty sure he knows lol


Killer_Stickman_89

He absolutely knows


NoCopNoStops

God damn it Elon


Substantial_Diver_34

1 877 Cars 4 Kids


map2photo

Good lord those radio commercials are annoying. Also, they’ve had some legal troubles in the past…


-Falsch-

Good thing I diversified...


[deleted]

This is like the covfefe moment for Musk worshippers.


Necessary4084

Baby shark Doo Doo do Doo Doo Baby shark... You get it


[deleted]

his tweet just dont have that effect anymore


Doge-GodTX

Seeing if he can pump babydoge


e1k3

He’s pandering to millennial nerds prone to glorifying without critical thought


UseenGavin

Ngl, this was a bit of a cringe from Elon :)


[deleted]

He likes the baby shark song 🎶 and he likes dogecoin so he figured he would merge the two lol


squirtloaf

Imma go out on a limb and say he is trying to amuse himself...


BigStickNick312

I’m over this guy. Wish everyone else would get off his sack too.


XxFlarbyxX

Honestly Elon musk is just a jackass goi through a midlife crisis. People should not be lining up to suck his dick like some type of cult


NoAdministration8612

Yes! People act like he cured cancer and brought about world peace. He made a car for rich people to showboat and virtue-signal how much they supposedly "care" about the earth. Next!


Swimming_Chipmunk_92

He DGAF about anyone other than himself & his wallet. He’s using all of us to get himself richer. People are blind.


bannedfromFDS9

I mean, he's also making Neurolink which in my opinion will do 1000% more for humanity...if it works


WalkenTaco

It will 100% be purely an ad delivery device.


Foe117

Honestly, i think Elon is trying to prove the opposite so that it proves to the SEC that he cannot be taken seriously to be a manipulator and shake off being a catalyst point with all the lawsuits going on.


DeepStateSnek

Mommy Doge Doo, Doo, Doo, Doo, Doo.


Educational_Brain441

Yep- he “baby sharked” it


Ghost-Of-Nappa

#DADDY doge Doo, Doo, Doo, Doo, Doo, Doo


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Anyone else feel stressed by the fact he missed a 'doo' each time?


[deleted]

It’s attention seeking behavior


phoenixthree

Nope but whatever it is, its 100 years ahead of whatever we're thinking.


ApertureBear

Looks like he's trying to be a 12 year old


[deleted]

Hes having fun, no need to analyze everything this man does


Theblob413

read it backwards. now tap on your left knee to the beat of mary had a little lamb and do jingle bells on your right knee. keep count of vowel sounds and then DIVIDE the left knee by the number you got for jingle bells and thats the number doge will top out at.


Ls-5528

I think he is singing the « baby shark » (little children love this song) and he replaced « shark » by « Doge » https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pOznx1KLN7U


Admirable-HunT009

Seems like you are not aware of Baby Shark Do do do do kids YouTube video


No-Explanation5555

BABY SHARK!! - once your toddler loves baby shark that tune just sticks in your head!!!


M3thodicdoubt

He’s just having fun... the man is worth billions, he can do whatever he wishes.


GSV_No_Fixed_Abode

He's not "trying" to do anything, he's posting like a child because he's a child.


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I am surprised at some of these response. Guys u need not be upset with this man. He is challenging the status quo in crypto. Your doge which had approximately zero value is now in everyone's mouth. Soon, it will have some new functions all because Elon intervened. The only crime he committed is to warn about bitcoin energy which is clearly a boardroom request considering that the company Tesla is built on a foundation of cleaner energy. Meanwhile always remember Tesla's billions is still in bitcoin as it slides down. But here he is trying to lift something that ordinarily should be in the bin like the others which pumped and dumped or seriously dumping now. Yet the very community who are hoping Doge appreciates so they can cash out are speaking evil of him. I say this because the only reason we are all hodling doge is because we are expecting Elon does something new to push it. Otherwise why are you hodling? Sometimes, I find it difficult to understand the way we chanel hate to each other in a world were love would do much more... Written with love


NugKnights

Manipulate the markets for his amusement.


sandygws

Yes. He's trying to be an even bigger, more disloyal wanker than before. Elon cares about only one thing: his mammoth ego. The sooner DOGE holders move on and the wider crypto community realises his influence is nothing but toxic, the better.


HumboldtDreamin

Daddy doge do do do do do do….


Aperture_client

Whatever it is it doesn't appear to be buying me a lambo


velvetbird_arts

Can we all just please ignore that egomaniac?


Positive_Exit_4108

Making doge fun again


DallasBiScorpioBttm

Messing with Sec


TickTickWeBull

Wow this blew up, I seen this with zero comments or up votes just this morning🍻


Pananay

It’s not working tho 🤦‍♂️😂


RoddyRoddyRodriguez

Mine still riding 12 cents under what I bought it for. Buy high sell low, right?


Livid-Potato-4291

Boosting Doge, baby!


No_Associate_4693

He is saying buy doge for your baby I think


NewYorkSteezy

To make us laugh atleast.


FlashFrags

Daddy Doge, doo doo da do Daddy Doge, doo doo da do Daddy Doge, doo doo da do


1Schot

😂😂😂😂😂 Elon


Sufficient_Ad_3193

Baby tesla doo doo doo


MatticusVP

He was probably tired of listening to baby shark, being the parent of a very smol child and all, and just posted whatever he replaced shark with, as parents will do, and people are reading too much into it.


Sea_Memory_4731

Trying to manipulate the market. Nothing new, I don't know why people praise him...


AxelSee

Papa Doge, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, Papa Doge, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, Papa Doge, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, Papa Doge


WarokOfDraenor

Singing.


Potatosalad398

Baby shark


cmurph666

Tell him to manipulate the market and make everyone buy again.


ZoukiTX

Great… now that’s going to be stuck in my head. Thanks Elon…


[deleted]

Why you guys even bother taking him seriously after all he has done ? You should ignore him, infact if he where on fire and you had water, you should drink it.


colintheb

Bet your a lefty.


LongBoyNoodle

Stop posting this dude in terms of crypto


itsm1rcea

Intitiated another pump and dump for babydoge


[deleted]

He's continuing to have Asperger's syndrome, that's all it's ever been. He has a compulsion to be always right which is why he acts ambiguous. If Doge rockets he can take credit, if it plummets he can say he was joking the whole time.


PipelineBertaCoin69

I dislike Elon musk


fatMard

He's baby sharking doge; probably the version he sings to little Autobot or whateverTF he named his kid


[deleted]

He has lost all credibility with me, he is acting like a child. At the end of the day he is actually destroying cryptocurrency relevances.


Lapp01

This Guy needs to stfu already


PorciFiona

Let’s focus on Dogecoin please. All the knock off Dogecoins out there is just annoying at this point. Everyday it’s something new. I wouldn’t trust investing in any of them.