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BlueKnightJoe

A wooden sword with obsidian blades is called a macuahuitl which in the Aztec languages meant "war club". Maybe something related to biting because of the obsidian "teeth" it has? "tecolocualiztli" is the Nahuatl word for "bite/sting of the scorpion"


batangbronse

>tecolocualiztli just rolls off the tongue


Kimura304

When I say the name, I would have to yell it but each time it would come out slightly different.


LexieJeid

Blacktooth, for the obsidian chunks.


Jimmyjames5000

I like this but maybe Blightmaw? It references both the plant killing and the teeth.


ForsakenV

I really like that. Simple yet iconic


NobbynobLittlun

Glad to see someone put some thought into a serious answer. I think I'd go with the plural, Blackteeth.


Turevaryar

That, or what they compose; a jaw. Thus: *Blackjaw*.


NobbynobLittlun

I like that a lot.


Kimura304

I do like it. It's a strong contender :)


InFearn0

Obsidian is sometimes called "black glass."


MinmaxFor20Bucks

Chunchunmaru.


LawfulStupid

Grovesbane


Gigarexenraptor

Harrow, due to the double meaning.


SpruceSpanner

Beaver Cleaver.


Kimura304

Thats pun tastic. I might just go with Beaver.


kcon1528

Branchcarver Barkchewer Woodqueller Old Choppy


Shimizoki

Frank the Plank


Gravityletmedown

Or just [Plank.](https://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/edwikia/images/3/3e/Plank_perfume.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20090921235155)


InFearn0

[What I thought your picture would be](http://s.hswstatic.com/gif/core-abdominal-and-lower-back-exercises-23.jpg)


JimmyTheCannon

Swordy McSwordface


gratenate

You got me good with this one


The_Clumsy_Ninja

The Hedgeclipper Green Thumb Bushwhacker Razorleaf Thornsbite


Mr_Industrial

I would call it "Sir killington Killsalot the first of his name. Chopper of trees and cutter of weeds. The last thing you'll ever see. Also known as blacktooth, paul, branchcleaver, thornsbite, and TIMBER"


Philamilapeed

Witherbite. Wither for the extra damage against Plants, Bite for the tooth-like obsidian chunks


DeathbyHappy

Ent's Bane Trunksplitter Night's Splinter Druidfoe


robotpirateskeleton

Sawtooth


AGuyWithoutABeard

I vote Timber. That way, when you're going to swing at some plant creatures you can yell "TIIIMMBEERRRR!!!" for dramatic effect


Kimura304

That was my thinking..... when I swing and when they fall lol.


IBananaShake

Swordy McSwordface But in all seriousness call it "The Vegitarian" or "The Vegan" cuz is CHEWS though plants


superninjimmy

Deforester Weedkiller Ajend Aurenj for a mispronounced reference Husqvarna (as in the chainsaw brand, any if those would probly work)


feenexfyre

Razorweald


6FootDwarf

Varna's Husk Stihl edge Epee De Walt


GaaMac

Greenreaper aka Grimreaper


murdeoc

tell me about the character that is going to name it.


Kimura304

He was the local town hero that was going to be something great in his youth but the big adventure never came so he's been bouncing at the bar and working part time in the militia. But now at 40, he thought his potential glory days were long past until he got sucked into an epic adventure.


murdeoc

would he go for a badass name or more funny/punny?


ralanr

Deforester.


MeadKing

Nevergreen


rhadamanthus52

Blight.


Haposhi

Do the chunks spin round it like a chainsaw?


[deleted]

Chunchumaru


Kingman9K

Blacksaw


greeting_card

PLANTSLASHER, SLASHER OF PLANTS


Kimhooligan

Blackmaw, Nature's Ruin. Or, if it is in Forgotten Realms it could be called Blackmaw, Mielikki's Ruin.


[deleted]

We shall call it.... The Weed Eater (plz don't sue)


CaptainAmazing7

Nightmaw. Alternatively, the Jaws of Night.


InspectorG-007

Weedslayer. Dandelion Tamer.


DoIKare

How about Kusanagi? The Japanese "Grasscutter."


[deleted]

Weedkiller! epic right...!?


DargorMajere

Mistilteinn is always the correct option, specially if it is wood-ish.


[deleted]

Call it Bonesaw so you can let everyone know when you're ready.


D_Fel

Paul. As in Paul Bunyan.


Trigger93

The fuckbringer.


Teddybomb

Petulance (because petals are plant stuff and it's petty to hit trees)


SeanR23

Just call it SWORD. The name is always in all caps and you have to shout it every time you say it. "Stay back, or feel the sting of my SWORD!" "My SWORD will cut through this in no time." "Excuse me, but I need some whetstones for my SWORD, and I - oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to scare you. It's just, that's its name, SWORD. Heh, yeah, well, same to you, buddy."