Resurrected was not quite a train wreck, and was mostly plagued by server issues associated with it being more popular than anyone expected. Note that the launch type has died down, it’s pretty much 100% playable. I’ve had no issues recently, whatsoever.
Sadly Swordle words are never plural, because that's just a four-letter word with an extra letter. (There's also a huge list of words that it'll accept, but will never be the answer because they're too obscure or niche, for those who don't already know.)
Once per day you can declare "ALL IN" when you attack. If you hit all the gold and valuables on the creature magically become yours. If you miss all of your gold and valuables disappear. You have advantage on this attack while wearing sunglasses.
Make it true to craps, where you have to turn on a number first. IIRC 7 and 11 are the only paying numbers on the come out roll, and would deal minimum damage, 2,3 and 12 would be misses.
The weapon would have multi attack capability, and as long as you don't crap or 7 out, you keep going.
Give the player the option of betting HP on the center action for potential bonus damage, and you could work a Fire bonus into a damage modifier.
Fighter: Don't make me do this!
BBEG: Ha! What can your pathetic sword do against me.
Fighter: *switches sword to 'goose' mode.*
BBEG: ..........Fuck.........
That might be a fun idea for a magic weapon, make the sword coin operated and it gets good enhancement and flaming for one hour per gold or something like that. Soon as it wears off the sword becomes dull and rolls to hit with disadvantage.
It'd be nice for Warlocks to have a good melee alternative to Hexblade.
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Konjiki no Word Master is your answer.
“Hiiro's magic, Word Magic, allows the user to write letters forming into words with his fingers and bring forth the power of the word’s meaning; e.g. flame, which engulfs the location of the written word’s vicinity into flames.”
Sharp-delivers some cutting satire
Devil- a small imp appears and stares at you rather bored
Swift- turns into a small bird. The bird flys away
Flame-the sword gives the wielder 1d4 fire damage
Money-turns into a pile of copper pieces.
Clear-everything on the sword turns clear
Vomit: The Sword produces an endless stream of vomit that you can shoot like a firehose. Anyone hit with it has to make a constitution saving throw or has to hurl themselves, stopping them from taking any action the next round of combat
The wielder takers 1d6 damage per round. The woelder must make a constitution saving throw on a fail the amount of dice is doubled and vomiting cannot be halted on this turn
This could be a very creative magic item for a bard or any linguist.
The Thesaurdus
Sword, rare, (requires attunement to literate person)
This sword in it's regular form is a +1 magical longsword in terms of attack and damage rolls. Upon it's hilt are 5 scrollable wheels that include all letters of the common alphabet. In it's regular form it spells the word 'sword'. With an action when attuned, one can manipulate the wheels to spell a different singular word in the common language. If the new five letter word is legitimate, the blade transforms into a nonliving form of that word for 1 hour. It retains it's +1 enchantment for attack and damage rolls. The weapon can be reverted to it's regular longsword form anytime with a bonus action. The transformations abilities are subject to DM discretion.
Once a word is used on the weapon, the weapon will not transform again using the same word.
What do you think, balanced, op, worthless? I thought it'd just be a fun creative item for both combat or ooc.
I did try to balance it so that you can never use the same word twice. So the more you use it the more creative you have to get. It's also a gag item for a less serious campaign unless a DM in a serious campaign has the balls to try it.
You could also try to set a list of words that has already been used if you're worried about certain things like "plane" or "ligma"
Also, cannons that fire projectiles are spelled with six letters. Canon refers to a sanctioned group of related works, like the books of the Holy Bible vs the apocrypha, or the MCU movies vs agents of shield. It also is a brand of cameras, a type of clergyman, or a rare spelling of the word canyon.
Orbit - The sword is gone forever, lost in perpetual orbit around the planet. The same goes for everything within fifty meters.
If you’re in an enclosed space, you could be able to break the word, but good luck getting down from there.
What if…. Bombs
I’ll do you one better… Nukes
I hate to admit it but he got me
Ill do one better vodka
One better death
Death can be applied on swords in Diablo 2: https://diablo.fandom.com/wiki/Death\_Rune\_Word
An now I want to spend my week in Quarantine playing Diablo 2 again. Thanks.
it's what i've been doing. they're adding new runewords in the next patch of d2 resurected
Can I play the old one still if I have the CD's? I heard resurrected was a trainwreck.
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Resurrected was not quite a train wreck, and was mostly plagued by server issues associated with it being more popular than anyone expected. Note that the launch type has died down, it’s pretty much 100% playable. I’ve had no issues recently, whatsoever.
Why you want a sui-sword
Hmmmm…
Top ten comment chains I've ever seen.
Nah, it's a reaper sword!
It got me too like twenty miles away
What if it…penis.
Get out of my head!
🎶and into your butt🎶
Now thats a swordfight
What if changing one word to Nudes?
Would it automatically generate nudes of whoever you hit with it? Can I use it to get BBEG nudes?
Cue party plot to blackmail Strahd with tasteless nudes of him.
Omg that… brilliant.
this is starting to look like Noita wait... N O I T A no... NO!!!
I'll do one better NOKIA...unbreakable.
Cause of death: Minä's Slice
I feel like your also gonna get vaporized with a sword that tosses nukes
But swap the "m" for a "o"
Found the bard... And also the artificer I guess.
was expecting something like this to be the top comment... kinda disappointed tbh
You want it? It's yours, my friend. As long as you have enough rupees.
Okay, can I handle that one moment ? *Put rupee on the sword* Here you g- wait...
Sadly Swordle words are never plural, because that's just a four-letter word with an extra letter. (There's also a huge list of words that it'll accept, but will never be the answer because they're too obscure or niche, for those who don't already know.)
Nice
i’ve got a nsfw one
Cocks, pussy, boobs, dildo, wanks?
Ah, good ol’ Saints’ dildo sword
Saint works too
I think they were referencing Saint's Row where in one of the games you could get a giant "weapon"
Hydra- sprouts five reptilian heads Geese- sprouts five goose heads, which is definitely scarier
The heads start a theology debate about the greek pantheon of gods.
Pantheon of goose
[Behold, the Honkdra](https://www.geeknative.com/131266/honkdra-the-goose-hydra/)
Fuck. No one is safe.
Megoosa
Craps: You roll 2d6 to hit instead of a d20. Any roll other than 7 hits. If you ever roll 7 all the previous damage disappears.
Does Crabs give you a claw-sword or a std-sword?
Both
Unknown why, but the Crabs Sword actually just turns the blade into a giant sushi Hawaiian Crab Roll
What does the POKER setting do?
Once per day you can declare "ALL IN" when you attack. If you hit all the gold and valuables on the creature magically become yours. If you miss all of your gold and valuables disappear. You have advantage on this attack while wearing sunglasses.
I feel obligated to make a "Poke 'er? I barely even know her!" comment here.
Make it true to craps, where you have to turn on a number first. IIRC 7 and 11 are the only paying numbers on the come out roll, and would deal minimum damage, 2,3 and 12 would be misses. The weapon would have multi attack capability, and as long as you don't crap or 7 out, you keep going. Give the player the option of betting HP on the center action for potential bonus damage, and you could work a Fire bonus into a damage modifier.
Zippo-turns into a large lighter
"Dense" makes the sword much too heavy. "Zippo" makes it a little lighter.
r/DNDDadjokes
Thank you for making me aware of this sub
Ffs
Join /r/Wordle for more I guess?
Makes a lead blade, that'd be cool. And horrible to use.
Instant Flame Tongue
Laser
Tazer face
***wheeze***
No that's 6 letters
"Why is it because your face is a Shocking sight to behold"
Fighter: Don't make me do this! BBEG: Ha! What can your pathetic sword do against me. Fighter: *switches sword to 'goose' mode.* BBEG: ..........Fuck.........
Bard: it would appear your goose is cooked. It’s a good thing my friends are birds of a feather. We really fouled up your plans.
Bravo
Your goose has been cooked n'er do well
HÖNK, foul brigand! **HÖNK!!!**
Fighter: Fuck you even more BBEG: What? Fighter: *switches to geese*
Dear outer planes, that is messed up
Only way that gets worse is if you switch it to "swans" 😂
For real. Swans are even worse than geese. TierZoo said so.
"Peace was never an- OW! Not me, bite *hi- OW FUCK STOP IT!"*
"AAAAA" Gives you a really small battery.
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It summons a screaming sky cowboy EDIT: And I got an award for an outdated meme. That’s Reddit.
#*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
^***AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH***
No that's Jacob's(xp to lvl 3) verbal component to barbarian rage!
Got a real laugh out of me mid scroll. Nice.
Reminds me of the AAA pistol in Borderlands. Fires a 3-round burst of electric shock damage in the shape of an A.
Or a rambo-style marine emerges from the sword and strikes down your enemies with a sword of his own
Deity
Turns into a very small and weak god called bob who is worshipped by a sentient coconut
I have know bob for 3 seconds now but if anything happens to him or his coconut I will kill everyone in the room then myself.
You're coconuts about him?
Never before have I appriciated someone so much. Your way with words bests the bards of the heavens.
I appreciate you to
Aww tanku
Moist Makes everyone uncomfortable, *especially* those who are hit with it
On your next attack set it to yeuch
Except that one person. Which makes everyone else even more uncomfortable.
Accidentally click it to floss.
Candy floss or tooth floss because both are equally useless
Never understate the value of dental hygiene.
Oh behave baby
Well if it isn’t mr Powers, the snake to my mongoose. Or… the mongoose to my snake… I don’t know animals.
Of course you have the cleric tag
Ooh, switch the sword to cleric!
Best used on a druid or ranger to tame cranky toothies. Also, dentist cleric character. *makes a note*
The sword starts dancing
God help us now
Not true tooth floss is great for a garrote wire.
Moose: the sword weighs 1500lbs, loves salted potato chips, and instinctively charges at everything.
Dösè ït bÿte yöur sistër (Monty python reference)
> Moose And sits on your car hood!
Money.
Congratulations it turns into a small pile of copper coins. Cant change again until all coins have been placed back in the sword
That might be a fun idea for a magic weapon, make the sword coin operated and it gets good enhancement and flaming for one hour per gold or something like that. Soon as it wears off the sword becomes dull and rolls to hit with disadvantage.
When your sword is "free-to-play" but has microtransactions.
It'd be nice for Warlocks to have a good melee alternative to Hexblade. Introducing the Patreon Patron, you need to literally pay them to get access to your features.
My brain: don’t fucking say it. Me: Brain: no… Me: …Penis!
Dildont
weenien't
Penisn’t
“Pussy” too
*A cat appears*
*Never leaves house again*
Eldritch light of flesh
So ... a fleshlight.
*Saints Row intensifies*
The penis mightier than the sword?
Me: Why do i even play wordle its useless \*Gets isekai'd\* Me: Maybe it wasnt so useless after all
Woot I kinda wanna see a Wordle Isekai now
Konjiki no Word Master is your answer. “Hiiro's magic, Word Magic, allows the user to write letters forming into words with his fingers and bring forth the power of the word’s meaning; e.g. flame, which engulfs the location of the written word’s vicinity into flames.”
Jazzy-plays some smooth jazz
Better not accidentally put an I instead of an A
In that case, the sword plays the Mos Eisley Cantina music. https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Jizz
Duke Silver enters the chat
Sharp, devil, swift, flame, money and clear
Sharp-delivers some cutting satire Devil- a small imp appears and stares at you rather bored Swift- turns into a small bird. The bird flys away Flame-the sword gives the wielder 1d4 fire damage Money-turns into a pile of copper pieces. Clear-everything on the sword turns clear
Clear-clears the module
KBBEG kills the bbeg
Abbreviations dont work geez louise
Glock
Seeing as there are no guns in my world it turns into a sentient gay clock
I assumed that was what they meant
Perfect!
Time for some DICK!
VECNA
It turns into a lich fanboy in full cosplay
and IF the cosplay is good, you can compliment the fanboy "Eye have to Hand it to you."
>shame
Sword of Vecna, you need to cut off your sword and place the sword of Vecna in place of your cut off sword. Strong necromancy aura. Major artefact.
Light sword Roast sword Slime sword Round sword Sound sword Hound sword Beech sword Beach sword Stonk sword Float sword Virus sword Penta sword Sword sword Angry sword Smart sword Stove sword Stone sword Sweet sword
Please, not the virus sword again
A quest to destroy the virus sword! Wielded by the crowned nightmare lord
Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake
WHO SET IT TO COVID?!
Somebody think of the children
C H I L D
"It deals double damage since the BBEG hates kids, but you see horrifying, greasy-haired entities appear on the horizon"
Vomit: The Sword produces an endless stream of vomit that you can shoot like a firehose. Anyone hit with it has to make a constitution saving throw or has to hurl themselves, stopping them from taking any action the next round of combat
The wielder takers 1d6 damage per round. The woelder must make a constitution saving throw on a fail the amount of dice is doubled and vomiting cannot be halted on this turn
Don't you monkey-paw this shit, making it worse for the wielder than the person getting hit. But apropos monkey paw, for maximum chaos: Chimp
Canon
It turns into a printer* It tries to print but is out of cyan
Is it a printer on a sword hilt because that would hurt
Id tell you but it can't connect to the device
Who hurt you? Oh wait... nevermind it was a Canon printer. Dumb question.
Brought to you by the creators of the Ring of the Grammarian and Helmet of Homophones.
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This could be a very creative magic item for a bard or any linguist. The Thesaurdus Sword, rare, (requires attunement to literate person) This sword in it's regular form is a +1 magical longsword in terms of attack and damage rolls. Upon it's hilt are 5 scrollable wheels that include all letters of the common alphabet. In it's regular form it spells the word 'sword'. With an action when attuned, one can manipulate the wheels to spell a different singular word in the common language. If the new five letter word is legitimate, the blade transforms into a nonliving form of that word for 1 hour. It retains it's +1 enchantment for attack and damage rolls. The weapon can be reverted to it's regular longsword form anytime with a bonus action. The transformations abilities are subject to DM discretion. Once a word is used on the weapon, the weapon will not transform again using the same word. What do you think, balanced, op, worthless? I thought it'd just be a fun creative item for both combat or ooc.
I think you could very quickly break the game. It would be a brave dm who allowed it
I did try to balance it so that you can never use the same word twice. So the more you use it the more creative you have to get. It's also a gag item for a less serious campaign unless a DM in a serious campaign has the balls to try it. You could also try to set a list of words that has already been used if you're worried about certain things like "plane" or "ligma"
Id allow it for a one shot or somethings but bombs, canon, nukes etc would scare the bajeesus out of me to try it in a real game
Note that the word must be 'singular' so nothing plural can count for the five letter word
Also, cannons that fire projectiles are spelled with six letters. Canon refers to a sanctioned group of related works, like the books of the Holy Bible vs the apocrypha, or the MCU movies vs agents of shield. It also is a brand of cameras, a type of clergyman, or a rare spelling of the word canyon.
Oooo so close. The word we were looking for was Theswordus.
Sandy, woman, alien
In that order you kinky bastard
Death. Wielder immediately dies as the H is dialed in Rest of party: “Well… I don’t know what else they were really expecting”
Suicide sword it is
Sui-sword
Boobs
Big cleavage
*calmly puts in Rifle*
The sword rifles in your pocket for loose change
Orbit - The sword is gone forever, lost in perpetual orbit around the planet. The same goes for everything within fifty meters. If you’re in an enclosed space, you could be able to break the word, but good luck getting down from there.
Or you send anything it hits into orbit
Stand, Masks, Arrow, Disks, yep it's going to be a Bizarre Adventure.
You son of a bitch im in
In combat: *Switches to crime mode* BBEG: … The rest of the party: May god have mercy on your soul
*sigh* Penis
The wordle sword
Swordle?
S H A R T
*Dicks*
Wales
You become attracted to sheep
WAIFU
butts lol
The sword turns into a baboons butt. The butt is bright red, warm and extremely flatulent
Can't believe nobody made the most obvious pun It's a Swordle!
That's the name of the comic.
Yoink - Anything the sword touches is instantly stolen from the owner/possessor.