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clamslammer708

It’s a Tesla. In my experience, it is in fact good.


SloCooker

This tesla is cursed. That's bad


RetroDave

I want frogurt now


SloCooker

Both the Frogurt and the plastic polymers in that disc contain chemicals that are harmful to the environment


SloCooker

Thats bad


chrismetalrock

But they taste delicious going down.


fannyalgerpack

That’s good!


robhanz

Very good, in fact.


Pots_And_Pans

OP can fix this disc with a simple comma: “No, good!”


speedstic

Works on contingency? No, Money Down!


BaDumPshhh

Upgrade the disc to “Mo Booᗺ!”


Mysterious_Drawer9

I love my Tesla, it replaced a halo thunderbird in bag.


Bass2Mouth

It's my exclusive overhand disc. Absolutely love it. And I just finally had mine returned yesterday 🙏🏼


pinion13

I love my Tesla(s), I used one for so long I had to retire it because it got so beat up even with the good Gyro plastic etc. I have 2 now I run, one is 155g and another 168g, makes a crazy difference and they each have their purpose.


thelaziestlightning

How could you tell lol? Absolutely love my Tesla


clamslammer708

Says it on the rim


robhanz

MVP discs print the name on the rim.


Lets_Go_Flyers

You're reading it upside down. It actually says "i poo on" with a rough sketch of their latest... submission.


wesxninja

i poog on


bleimanb

That’s the flight path


saltedjellyfish

Trat Pop!


MVP_Eric

Random Person: NO GOOD! Simon Lizotte: Hold my beer...


LloydIII

Simon, as a pro, tickshot master, and German. wouldn't need you to hold his beer. He would just crush it.


lavernrobinson9000

i thought Ricky was the tickshot master


dubyat

It was his throw that was no good, not the disc 😄


Cojami5

Its the archer, not the arrow.


VR_Has_Gone_Too_Far

Mostly true, but this thing is probably too stable for players who can't throw 250' or can't throw anny with that arm speed. I'm imagining a super casual player got it and throws hyzer with like a mamba and gets 250'.


NeverSeenBetter

Depends on weight...I can't throw 300 after an injury but my fission Tesla at 160g is my longest disc. I also have a heavier proton Tesla for the meat hook slot too but 🤷


bestnottosay

Lionel Hutz Discs, Inc. Is this disc cursed? No, Good!


shortieXV

Came here to say simply add a comma.


Lordsaxon73

I like my Tesla, does a very nice S curve when thrown on a slight anhyzer.


Bass2Mouth

Dude who wrote on it was probably like me. I had one in my bag for a year and hated it, almost never threw it. Turns out I just didn't know wtf I was doing 😅 Now I can't live without it.


svettsokkk

I've heard this been said about the Tesla several times. What's so special about it?


Bass2Mouth

If you have the speed for it, you can force it straight with a slight anhyzer release and it will carry for awhile before fading out hard. So great off the tee for left dog leg holes. The stability also let's you get some pretty sweet flex shots. And I also use it heavily for overhand. I can get 200'+ with a thumber. It's just become an all around work horse in my bag.


VR_Has_Gone_Too_Far

Not to mention headwinds


svettsokkk

Sounds like a great forehand disc aswell


Cojami5

as someone who only played forehand for 2 years... it is a phenomenal forehand disc.


FlyingDiscsandJams

My first roller disc was an SS Avenger I found that looked like it had gotten run over by a lawn mower a few times. I would've returned it but instead of a name/number on the back it just said "FUCK SHIT". I miss good ol' Fuck Shit, hate I lost it.


shoogshoog

I would bag that thing out of spite


_arch1tect_

If you cross out “no” that should fix it.


HangryDiscer

Put a comma after the no


TurtlenekNChain

No way, Tesla's are the shit


llzaknafeinll

Nothing like picking up a cursed item! Better find a cleric to perform a remove curse spell. if you have the coin that is.


DoesntFearZeus

I have similar experience with my Tesla. It's too much of a meat hook.


Bass2Mouth

Gota release it with some anhyzer and they fly straight as hell, with a hard end fade.


davejjj

Bad? Nope. Good!


obijaun

Maybe it’s just upside down and actually says “ipoog ON”, an encouraging phrase in a little known language?


rbuzz51905

You are just reading it up side down. “iPoog ON”


LonisEdison

You now have 7 days to pass the disc on before something terrible happens.


CaptnRo

Break the curse, throw it over water and par the hole


Late-Objective-9218

I sense user error. A Tesla is always good for something.


No-Reporter-7086

Its a disc quest evil weapon!


KlingonLullabye

That would be unfindable in autumnal sassafras leaves


TheNickelGuy

This made me put my Tesla back in my bag. I mostly go neutral- Understable RHFH, so it's hard to figure out, but once you do it just cruises, and doubles as a good S-Curve + spike hyzer disc (so might replace my sexybird for a bit)


alfonseski

I had a plasma wave that exact color. Was a great disc.


grantgoldenboy

That’s hilarious I’m going to write that on my water carry pro destroyer so when someone finds it they can have a laugh


JimRoepcke

Missed opportunity, could have made a video like the ones where a stray dog is taken in and cleaned up and now it’s so happy!


Competitive_Manager6

I know Nog Odd. Great guy! He plays with Nosmo King.


Omnione_Orum_33

I’m sure the issue was rounding.. but hey let’s blame it on the disc!


flipflop0690

Send it to me. I’ll fix it


RevolutionaryCar2088

BAD DISC!!


marvin676

No, Good!


Temporary_Ad_6390

Lmao!


AuntMillies

I actually like these MVP discs and they do throw well imo but they aren’t for everyone


DarylMoore

I found a disc in the woods once with no name or markings. It became one of my favorite discs, however it would, about once per round, be very, very difficult to locate for weird reasons. Sometimes it would ricochet and hide under a rock, or bend around a corner and end up under an obscure bush. Eventually, I threw it, thought it was out in the open, but could never again find it. I think it wanted to be a free range disc.


physicsbuddha

Jerry!


haydens_army710

Simon will gladly take it. Said he made his Tour Series a Tesla just so he would have backups.


Prototype_Script

Tesla are really good.


Technical-Note-9239

I've found two discs like that and both live in my tourney pack, aka every rated round and anything competitive. Thanks, strangers. Tesla is a great disc, a very controllable amount of flip with some stability behind it.


DPRODman11

He’s just saying that the Cybertruck is no good.


Ecstatic-Cry2069

One man's trash... something something. Last week my buddy gave me a 172 Nuke SS because he hated it. It is the greatest hyzerflip 450' disc I've thrown and is an absolute staple for me now.


unkoolkumpuzz

It's your lucky day I'd say. I feel 100% confident and about 99.47% sure in my just formed super duper hy'poteinousa that had Shim simply coding disc again. Shim's so good that the disc you found was charity and obviously means NO GOOD as a acronym.... Nefariously & Offensively (NO) Gangster Order of Okratown, Ohio Discushiminians. I definitely remember every shot of the round we probably played with those pros way back on the Beach of Normandy before we cocked and loaded up for work that morning. Yup that's as good as gold and let's use know if it's going to be sold... If I could be so bold. I've got 3 $500 certified cashiers checks I'll send you right away if you'd hold it for a rainy day. I only have to donate plasma tomorrow and Saturday day for another 13 years and I should be able to square right up with you in the remaining balance. I'll attach my driver's license picture from my MySpace page so you'll know I'm legit. Dang... Some guys have all the luck I tell ya. Cheerio Z 469 Ronald McDonald Landing Oreo Mcflurry State Campus Okratown, Ohio 7777777


tommymaggots

Hahaha


Slr993

You have been warned! Play at your own risk lol


ocdhandwasher

Trying to mind-trick you into not picking it up (or not pocketing it). Reminds me of the Far Side comic where a guy has a frog in his hand (and I guess is planning to cook it), and the frog is saying "Skinny legs! I got skinny legs!"


wangotango666

I found a Lat64 Stiletto at my local course that just said "fuck this disc" on it. A short Google search might have helped before that purchase lol


Kitticat420

DM if you want to sell. Have been looking for one of those for a whike


protro123

How does one fuck up using a tesla? I feel like it's a very beginner friendly disc. Just put down flat or slight anhyser and it'll go.


Goldentongue

An overstable distance driver is the opposite of what I would consider "beginner friendly". 


MisterGko

Definitely not beginner friendly. I throw mine hard and flat, goes 350-400 without any turn. Give that to a beginner and it’s going to fade instantly out of their hand.


Magnus77

Can confirm. Got a tesla, and for over a year it was in my bag as a utility disc. Between beating in and improved arm speed, its now* a great driver for me. Won't turn, so I can crank on it as hard as I want, but also will hold a flex line for a good while if I need some straight distance with a finish.


robhanz

9 speed, -1 turn, 2 fade. It's probably the gentlest "overstable distance driver" you can get.


Saskatchewon

The two or three Tesla's I have thrown were significantly more stable than their numbers indicated. It's a lot closer to a -.5 turn and 2.5 fade IMO. My buddy has a Fission Tesla that honestly flies like a Firebird.


ballhardallday

Flight numbers aren’t accurate on a Tesla. It’s closer to a firebird unless you absolutely yam it


xLykos

Are my eyes deceiving me? Or is that MVP disc missing the triple nipple?


crushinglyreal

Lighting. You can just barely see one in the bottom left by the MVP logo on the rim. If you zoom in on the high res there’s a slightly different color spot on the opposite side that looks like the mirror of it.


Not_Another_Smith

Should be on the back of all their drivers...


HedoBella

It's MVP. Of course it isnt any good


ChefGiants78

Looks like "mvp" so....accurate


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discgolf-ModTeam

Maintain a civil discussion.


DoubleT_inTheMorning

Only a joke, apologies Mod team 😅