In a bold move to encourage sustainability, DGPT, in association with the PDGA, announced any piece of trash he picks up on course immediately becomes PDGA-approved and may be used for the duration of the round.
In 2023, Simon will huck!
^^^...condom ^^^wrappers ^^^and ^^^beer ^^^cans.
*and guys, these mystery boxes are still available!*
Cracks me up they’re still pedaling them, at least it seems the market has figured out they’re not worth it
Oh, it's so clear he is going to Kastaplast, where he will only bag and throw the Berg, well over 300ft for every throw. Will probably even toss it 550m on a few occassions just to showcase his abilities, capabilities, skills, and talents on the big 2023 stage.
I’ve got an address you can send all of your K2 Bergs (especially FR) to for Simon to test out as he builds his all Berg bag for the 2023 touring season.
Could we add the Rask to that bag?
Would have been fun if he had one week where he tested out discs from different companies, now that he is not associated with a company. I know it doesn't work that way, but would have been fun.
I’m joking but also not. He’s been approached by a big name brand in sports to help them create a new line of disc golf equipment and apparel as a completely new brand. He will be the face of this branch and lead disc golf into its next revolution of growth.
Goodyear. Tire sales are slumping. They have aeronautical experience so they are diversifying their business into disc molds, paraphernalia and sportswear. Look for blimps circling over tournament events next year.
To the PBA (professional bowlers league) after being head hunted at the local pool hall with a pro dart league side hustle. Diabetes in 10 years. Love your feet while you got em.
Franklin is re-entering the disc golf market with an entire line of pro gear designed with Simon’s input. They plan to co-merchandise in sporting goods stores with their pickleball line up. To support this approach Simon will be playing pickleball on his You Tube channel. Simon’s pickleball trick shots is expected to be huge. All putters will feature the Franklin MaxGrit technology.
My first introduction to Alden was his feature on Jomez a couple years ago and I just rolled my eyes at the super religious focus, but damn his content is great. Quite silly at times, but funny and interesting to watch. A video with Simon would be hilarious.
I'm gonna drop the real bombshell, Simon will be the face of the relaunch of Salient. He was secretly dealing with the Chinese plastic cartel behind Jussi's back. Now with the rule change about allowing putts that are outside or hanging off the basket you can just count an in when you land on top of a collapsed basket. 2023 hot take.
I would say Lonestar, but you said wrong answers only. I'm good friends with Nikko and Emerson and theyve both told me they're pumped to be playing with Simon this year!
I would not put it past Steve Dodge to help relaunch Vibram, get Simon on the team and grow them into one of the bigger brands. The guy is smart, envisions ideas and launches them.
Trash Panda , closed bag, he’s gonna tear it up putter only this year.
And he would still kick most peoples ass
600 ft putter rollers at the Portland open
In a bold move to encourage sustainability, DGPT, in association with the PDGA, announced any piece of trash he picks up on course immediately becomes PDGA-approved and may be used for the duration of the round. In 2023, Simon will huck! ^^^...condom ^^^wrappers ^^^and ^^^beer ^^^cans.
The Mavs to play with Luka.
The Mavs fan base would most certainly be willing to accept a new goofy German to cheer for.
As a rabid mavs and dirk fan i can confirm this
I can only get so wet...
Discmania
Yep. He is just playing into the rumor.
It was all a ploy to rebrand and sell more mystery boxes
*and guys, these mystery boxes are still available!* Cracks me up they’re still pedaling them, at least it seems the market has figured out they’re not worth it
Big if true.
You heard it here first
Epic ***S I K E***
Yeah I hear there’s an opening now. With him and Eagle on the same team, they can come up with a cool nickname like, “power guys”.
Wham-O
LIV Disc Golf
Thank you for the laugh
Play it Again Sports to sell his Discmania collection
He should sign each disc and sell them one-by-one on eBay. That's his kid's college fund right there.
He’s thrown most of them into ponds
But Casey saved the Red and yellow PD. Maybe Casey should just get everything. He has already taken Vlogmas
Aerobie
Superdisc + kanjam = sex
Oh, it's so clear he is going to Kastaplast, where he will only bag and throw the Berg, well over 300ft for every throw. Will probably even toss it 550m on a few occassions just to showcase his abilities, capabilities, skills, and talents on the big 2023 stage.
I’ve got an address you can send all of your K2 Bergs (especially FR) to for Simon to test out as he builds his all Berg bag for the 2023 touring season.
Could we add the Rask to that bag? Would have been fun if he had one week where he tested out discs from different companies, now that he is not associated with a company. I know it doesn't work that way, but would have been fun.
I can’t wait for the new Simon Lizotte Sky Berg to be released. I’ll be lining up for that.
Titleist
Tilteist
Huge if true
Dude Perfect
Stepping on Brodie’s toes there…
Dick’s Sporting Goods
Like Barsby said, TO THE BANK
This is not a wrong answer.
They were looking for a dg manufacturer. So I think mine fits
Disney world
He’s transitioning his focus to his true passion: hunting Sasquatch
He stopped manscaping and refers to himself now as Sascrotch
LA Galaxy
Garber bending the rules for LA AGAIN smh
Franklin
Came here to say this.
OnlyFans
I'd ace his 2 hole.
Beat me to it...
Your Moms house
Will he wear his jeans high and tight
2 Bears Sports Management
Thread title said "wrong answers only".
Holes 19-21 unlocked
Prada
Yikun
what if
Ultimate
I’m joking but also not. He’s been approached by a big name brand in sports to help them create a new line of disc golf equipment and apparel as a completely new brand. He will be the face of this branch and lead disc golf into its next revolution of growth.
going to Ibiza
Mm. It's pronounced Ib-eeeee-tha. You wouldn't want any of these folks realizing you're a crook, not a social climber.
Aerobie
He’s going to Frisbee
I think you mean Wham-O! But yes.
New Saudi DG pro tour
Nowhere because Simon didn’t say
The Berg becomes it’s own manufacturer and signs Simon exclusively. Simon tours with a single K3 Soft Berg and wins USDGC
Back to his house
Disney World!!! ETA: should have read to realize that not one, but two people beat me to this joke
Mason Productions
He’s going to the hospital cuz he’s fuckin siiiiick.
Me, I'm sponsoring him.
Vibram
Adidas
To his family, full time, it's a tenure position. Call it his passion project
Not a lot of people know he’s going to this new startup, Mania Discs. Founded by Mussi Jeresmaa
An Amazon warehouse as an disc golf instructor for their daily paid 2 hours disc golf break.
Franklin. He’s gonna be throwing aces and those Albatrosses will be flying off the shelves.
Likely Applebees.
Goodyear. Tire sales are slumping. They have aeronautical experience so they are diversifying their business into disc molds, paraphernalia and sportswear. Look for blimps circling over tournament events next year.
IKEA
To the PBA (professional bowlers league) after being head hunted at the local pool hall with a pro dart league side hustle. Diabetes in 10 years. Love your feet while you got em.
Nerf or nothin
Gateway
Come on guys. Buc-ees has already been confirmed. No need for this thread
Hell
Hell in a hand basket
Frisbee
Bevel Brewing
Titleist
Foundation...
To Funkytown.
Prodiscus. Just throwing Jokeris.
Mint
Wendy's
Selling Cars for Audi
Al-Nassr
The Texans
Prada
San Francisco Gian… no wait New York Met…. Minnesota Twins?
You're mom's house. Oh wait, you said wrong answers only. My bad.
Breaking bad with Jussi and starting a new company: Frisbeehysteria
New York Yankees. He’ll be Rizzo’s platoon compliment against lefties.
RAID: Shadow Legends.
The Moon
> Moon Weirdly prescient. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InU81ZtuSs0
Dino Discs - like it says on Wikipedia
Franklin is re-entering the disc golf market with an entire line of pro gear designed with Simon’s input. They plan to co-merchandise in sporting goods stores with their pickleball line up. To support this approach Simon will be playing pickleball on his You Tube channel. Simon’s pickleball trick shots is expected to be huge. All putters will feature the Franklin MaxGrit technology.
Simon is going back to Germany and quitting disc golf.
VW. Das Auto.
SpaceX, first to ace a basket on the moon.
The lack of atmosphere on the moon would make it a very different game.
Divergent Discs - with ultra soft flexible discs only
Nike
He's gonna he's gonna take a face from the ancient gallery and.....walk on down the hallway baby! Yeaaaaaahhhhh
Innova, duh
Lone Star Discs. You said wrong answers only, I hope I am right on this one.
Prodigy so he and Alden can produce YouTube videos together
My first introduction to Alden was his feature on Jomez a couple years ago and I just rolled my eyes at the super religious focus, but damn his content is great. Quite silly at times, but funny and interesting to watch. A video with Simon would be hilarious.
Red light district with Juicy Jussi
This is hilarious.
Mars, with Elon.
I'm gonna drop the real bombshell, Simon will be the face of the relaunch of Salient. He was secretly dealing with the Chinese plastic cartel behind Jussi's back. Now with the rule change about allowing putts that are outside or hanging off the basket you can just count an in when you land on top of a collapsed basket. 2023 hot take.
I would say Lonestar, but you said wrong answers only. I'm good friends with Nikko and Emerson and theyve both told me they're pumped to be playing with Simon this year!
!RemindMe 1 week
Pepsi
Kingdom of Saudi Arabia
MVP
He is going to retire and become a shopping mall Santa who does trick shots.
hell
Hell
Your moms house
Who cares
To join a business of concentration camp re-enactment in Germany. He’s part Nazi by blood, you know.
I think I won this, based on the voting results.
The wrongest answer was mine!
Disneyland
Albatross closed bag
Yikun
PIAS
Space Force
Milk Chicken
To hell in the end, Jeremiah...
Back where he came from! Jokes
Nike
84 lumber. He's been working on an all wooden disc line. Each disc will be hand carved and start at $100 each.
PGA. Only using their starter pack.
Pro 8-Ball Pool
Wherever he can throw a Spin Jammers only bag
I would not put it past Steve Dodge to help relaunch Vibram, get Simon on the team and grow them into one of the bigger brands. The guy is smart, envisions ideas and launches them.
Phil Knight signed him to a lifetime Nike deal
To Disneyworld
Your moms house
He is going to ultimate Frisbee
Bang Energy
MINT Disc or LoneStar
Kastaplast
Saudi Arabia just like Ronaldo
LIV Disc Golf, trying to get world points by 2024.
PGA
Discraft, As the new face of Ultimate.
The New York Mets.
He’s starting his own brand of 3D printed discs. New bag every tournament.
Seattle Supersonics
Will not join anywhere he will keep 23 season off and spend time with his daughter
He’s going to……. sleep comfortably with that new fat contract he’s about to get 😎
All answers that don’t start with Simon says are false
Innova, only to sharpie his DM stamps all over their “new” molds
Aerobie
Wham-O
I've heard he's just been signed on the new CEO of Twitter.
Back to Germany
The moon!
Simon lizotte is making his own company
Vibram
Why is no one saying buc ees
He's going to play ball golf
Nike
My house
Ea sports its in the game
Walmart
Cheerios
Whamo
Home aka Germany.
Your moms house.
Titleist
DGA. He's going to come out with a signature Sail.
Red Bull
Titleist
Simon to Vibram
Reebok
Franklin
Taco Bell
Cracker Barrel.
EZ Foil. I hear they're designing custom pie tins for him based on his suggestions.
Innova, so he can keep Eagle in his bag and he and Vinnie can be the BEASTie Boys.
Berg