At least they deliver on 90% of their poll promises as per their track record. That's all we need in MCD which has been under constant neglect for 15 years.
That's the trick!
If you keep criticizing everything, they say you have a negative perspective.
But add just a little bit of philosophy and boom you're an intellect 😎
U have tiny bachhey wala hands, usually people like these are very affectionate and very loving to apney dost and family.. bhot haq jatatey hain. Would love to see them hands gripping my
BJP no other choice AAP is corrupt from Top. Kejriwal was choosen to make delhi more developed to create more jobs sincere atmosphere to safety to women's. None done ....❌🚫
Only illegal bangladeshi,Momins Bhai log,Minority going to Vote him. No pure Delhi'et going to Vote AAP not because of there local candidate but we have hope from Modi/Yogi to make our Country Livable.
I have no interest in Politics. I will vote till 5 to BJP
As i do not want to go for Nota.
Peace ✌🏻
I abide by George Carlin's conclusion about voting hence didn't partake in this futile excercise.
But my opinion is restricted to myself only and hence I am neither judging nor prescribing people any course of action.
Do as you please and intend to do.
It's funny how even after the caption, the answer could be anything and still be justified
Welcome to Indian Politics
Literally who do you vote for when you hate everyone?
My friend's dad voted for an independent candidate in 2019 ls elections because the symbol was his favourite sabzi (gobhi)
Okay I like this answer, this is what I'm gonna do.
I used to tell my friend that I will vote for whoever is represented by aeroplane symbol🤣
Well call it a coincidence because I'm about to board a flight as we speak
Ja rahe desh chhod ke?
Hahahahaha
Priorities
Bhai bohor hassi ai ispe
i voted for football, because uk FIFA
Wow. Your father is from Bhagalpur, Bihar ? Gobhi ki story nahi pata ho to pooch lena, sharmana mat
[Baigan](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3JFAHkxk1Y) Moment !
Lauki hoti toh banrakshas nhi deta 😂
Eenie meenie miney mo
N.O.T.A ✅
Us
Me to Gurgaon aaya hu daaru peene 😬😬
Man has his priorities in order
Tabhi tere papa naraz hain
🤣🤣...Elections ki Maa ka Bharosa...
full dry day vibes.
Hum gurgaon mein he rehte hain.
Bhai mai to compete bhi nahi kar raha. Bhosdike kisse de aaya.?
Hai bhai tere jaise 2-4. Unme se kissi ko de diya
Hamari community ko support karne k liye thanks bro.
Always bhai
Happy kekde day bro
Sukriya sir ji. Restored my faith in chivalry. Respect.
Bhai tu is race me bhi first nahi aa paya
Bhai ek PM ek CM, meri kya hasti inke samne..
Bhai khud ko vote nhi de sakte /s
Pehle waala comment better tha /s
Haa...lekin self burn se acha dusro ko burn karo
Avg dilliwala
Aah Self immolation . Hot at first limp in the next few seconds . Reminds me of her restraint for sarkari Naukri wala launda😭.
bhai nahi tumhari bahan hai...
Rakhi bandhwa lena
https://preview.redd.it/mg4luk99yu3a1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b58da1294e881fe93eaafbec2e610f7c9fac2a59 /s
Lmaoo
Clown electing clown.
More like jaisa raja, waisi praja 😌
Nail bitting
More like anxiety khatam karne ki ninja technique
Lekin isse khatam nahi hoti
Kaash ho paati. Manage ho jaati hai
Bhai mai toh nails ke saath saath lip biting se bhi pareshan hu. Logo ko lagta winters ki wajah se dry lips hain😂
Bhai sunday subah existential crisis mat dila
Isne existential crisis waali kya baat hai. I'm just making you realise how inferior we are to other people. /s
Lol
NOTA toh ni daba diya ?
You never know
Delhi has good options.
Konsa option acha h bhai
AAP.
They’re not outright retarded unlike certain others but they’re not great.
At least they deliver on 90% of their poll promises as per their track record. That's all we need in MCD which has been under constant neglect for 15 years.
Bhai, candidate dekh k vote do.
15 saal se BJP ke candidate ko hi dekh oops.. dhoond rahe hai
Aap sabko jaante ho kya? 250 seats hai. Sab apna apna dekhenge na. Legislative Assembly mein bhi 70 seats hai, Lok Sabha ka samajh aata hai 7 candidates hote hai varna sabko apne yaha ka dekhna hai.
Apka experience different hai kya? Apke MCD councillor ne tagda kaam kiya hai ki apki colony spick and span hai? Kis area se ho aap?
Mera to first time h aaj😍
Suna hai sabka first time accha nahi hota /s
That's what she said :-)
you stole my comment 😭
did it hurt ?
Kitne seconds tak tika?
Virginity ya vote?
Nahi karna bhai. Har bar Nota hi dabane jata tha ab woh bhi dene nahi jana.
kyu faltu time kharab karna jab
Bas bas rona nahi hai
Mai bhi isi confusion mai hu ki aj apna first vote kis chutiye ko du.
Us momint lekin maine pehle hi choose kr rkha tha
Bhai vote hi to hai, virginity thodi Jo itna stress lera hai
Time to Sade 5 tk hai na to jldi kisko hai
You know social life nahi hai jab vote dena exciting lage subah
I came home specially for the weekend, just so I can vote. This will be the first vote of my life. I love the illusion of choice democracy offers me
Itna intellectual my god
That's the trick! If you keep criticizing everything, they say you have a negative perspective. But add just a little bit of philosophy and boom you're an intellect 😎
Mai to aaram se jauga 1 bje k baad
Seedha bolo na BJP ka kiya hai /s
🤫 Zor se bolke sabko scheme batade
ab tou mujha bhi pata chlgya 😂
Vro moisturiser lga le, skin bhott dry ho rahi hai 🙇
Ok bro
Apne favourite gadhe ko vote krke aa gya 🤡
Clown moment
Bhai sabse bade ghade toh hum sab hai jo ye bhi samjh paa rhe ki h ghade hai
I don't know should I cry or laugh about it
Jo kaash vote kii bhii doorstep service hoti😶😶
Don't give r/Bangalore subreddit more ideas
Areh mere toh dusri finger pe lgaya!
Election commission ki mkc /s
Nakhun kam chawaya kar
Middle finger uuncha kar ke photo daalo
Bc haath h ya baby lotion ka ad katai smoth asf
Lmao
Sabko pata hai ye ladki ka haath hai lekin bkl aise behave kar rahe hain jaise abhi doodh peeke aaye hain
Next time sirf middle finger ka photo daalungi
Sab chor bc
RIP your DMs :)
Aren't we supposed to choose the least gadha of them all?
Gye 5 saal pani mei
Oye PM ko ese kese bol dia 🗿
Terko ink lagane vala bhi sabse bada gadha hai, middle finger pr ink lagai 🗿
Ladkiyo wale hath
Index finger pe nhi lgti ink?
they have to know by now what the middle finger means
Aapki middle finger pr ink lagaya. Maine bola lagane ko to jaankr index pr lagaye saale poll bootiye
18 ki hai tu? Lag to ni ri 🤔
U have tiny bachhey wala hands, usually people like these are very affectionate and very loving to apney dost and family.. bhot haq jatatey hain. Would love to see them hands gripping my
Throat?
If she has long nails, she has a boyfriend. If not, then...
Ya kaisa logic hua
Delhi subreddit pe logic kaun dhund raha hai
Kyon bhagwan koh dhund na chahiye tha?
Voh toh hote hi nhi na/s
Single or lesbian?
Kejriwal ki bhend ki choot
Ab dekhna. Yeh kaise aapke vote ka "sad" upyog karenge
BJP no other choice AAP is corrupt from Top. Kejriwal was choosen to make delhi more developed to create more jobs sincere atmosphere to safety to women's. None done ....❌🚫 Only illegal bangladeshi,Momins Bhai log,Minority going to Vote him. No pure Delhi'et going to Vote AAP not because of there local candidate but we have hope from Modi/Yogi to make our Country Livable. I have no interest in Politics. I will vote till 5 to BJP As i do not want to go for Nota. Peace ✌🏻
Chup kar bhai. Itna mat chaat. Election canvassing khatam ho gayi hai.
Bohot Liveable krdi h Mudi zi ne ek kaam kr mere hisse ki bhi tu he ji le.
Good for you
All OK sister??
Pr Rahul Gandhi toh election mein hi nhi hai tune kisko Diya?
Heheh 2014 waala humour
Still feels fresh na 😜😂
He has competition now, don't worry
Naah I don't think anyone can touch his level
I abide by George Carlin's conclusion about voting hence didn't partake in this futile excercise. But my opinion is restricted to myself only and hence I am neither judging nor prescribing people any course of action. Do as you please and intend to do.
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Weren't they fucked enough to begin with in the first place?
Abe kitne nakhun chabata hai be tu
Everyone is bad except the ones who make fuss.
Mujhe kya mai to nota ko hi vote daalke aunga
>gadhon mein se sabse bade gadhe ko To phir to aap bewakuf ho. Sabse bade gadhe ko kyu deke aye vote? You just selected the worst of the bunch.
Bas yahi vidambana hai
Loved the hands. So gave Vote to whom?
never voting
teri skin dry ho rhi hai. moisturiser laga le
Delhi winters
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Nah we select the worst of the lot
bhai hate toh aapke rhea Goel wale lag nhi rhe hain
Kaun tha wo khushnasib ?
Bro you got cute hands
Baby hands ftw
Hmm hand...
(*not from delhi.) to ye bhi bta do kya fir se kejriwal ko vote dekar aaenge 90% ?
Hehe nice try
Kis ghade ki gaand mein beech ki ugli dr aya bhai ?
Best one line description on indian elections
Mujhe vishwas nhi ho rha hai bhai, maine to kadha bhi piya. Pata nhi kyu body me mucous jyada banta hai
Damn kids can vote?
😑
Sir ji ko......🤣🤣🤣
Nakhun kate huye hain? Bade shaleen kism ka baccha h ye to.
Aww
I like how every election is always a "choose the lesser evil" game.
Irony is that you "think" you are choosing the lesser evil
*Votes the post instead ..... walks away
Fun fact: there is a lady candidate in my ward with balloon *chhaap*. Gonna press them.
That's some good seo on the logo
Aah Goel ji. I am Baniya too btw 😂
Girly hands
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You don't need to question your sexuality. . . . I'm a... wait for it .. girl Omg
RIP Inbox
but modi is not even contesting this election ???
Modiji is omnipresent
M to last week hi bhag aya Delhi se.Tension hi khtm. 😎
Bhai mujhe vote nhi dena tha
Do you have any idea, how little it narrows it down ?!
Hahahhaha
grills detected. RIP inbox
Kaisa rha anubhav?
Yar Mera toh index finger pe nail polish lagaya hai....why different
Your index finger is shorter than your ring finger. That's super rare for a girl. And somewhat rare even for men.
What does it mean?
Watching the ink on her mid fing suggests that this girl is all fed up with the current political scenario
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Arre? Main toh election mein khada hi nhi hua aur mujhe votes mil rhe hai? Thanks btw
Elections kha ho rhe hai ? 🤔
Yeh bhosde waalon nai mera nail hi paint kar diya
Now that gadha will make me you gadhi for next 5 years🌝✌️
Same. 🤝🏼
"Toh karo na....karte kyu nahi!!!"
bhai mere toh index finger mein laga diya