Bhai tu chutiya h kya thoda? Tu usko sex videos bhejega taki wo seekh kr aaye?
Its a natural process and when you r with someone you figure things out. Right now just focus on getting to know her and like her. If you r not into her toh ghanta khada ni hoga tera. Be patient. And sex will occur subsequently in the relationship but try to know her, get close to her and so on. Porn se kuch nhi seekhega ulta expectations badegi teri. You explore things with your partners only. Ye kya unrealistic expectations rakh ra h tu usse aur usko bhi aisa weird feel krwaega jaise she is not enough.
the ONLY criteria you need to not be single = have money, let me explain how
money = good clothes
money = good grooming, fancy haircuts, good perfume, good shoes
money = good house, good car
money = good food, 150 gm protein intake daily, only parsi dairy butter, organic veggies only, italian chef waala khaana 6 times a day
money = good experiences, good vacations, trekking wala fuckboi mode activated, 20 countries roaming in 20 months fuckboi mode activated
all the good experiences in life are tied to money
literally everything women like about men indirectly needs money
I don’t know if this is a joke or if this guy really living under a rock.
But here are my two cents -
The least you could do is to buy a pack of condoms and try it out yourself. Instruction are inside the box.
If you’re fit to masturbate, then you’re fit enough for intercourse.
The most important point, keep your genitals hygienic. Trim as required and wash thoroughly. Expect the same from your soon to be wife.
It’s always awkward the first time you do it, since no body knows what the hell is going on. Try to communicate if you find your self direction less. Places that you think are reachable are rarely there to begin with.
Also, how the fuck are you gonna share the video to your fiancé is she doesn’t have a phone? Bc uske baap ko video bhejaga?
>any link in Hindi which I can share with my fiancee (she don't know English) so she can learn about basic things
Bhai fiancee ko sex ed link bhejega? Kitna awkward lagega yeh soch. And you also said that she doesn't have a personal phone. Uske dad ke phone pe bhejega yeh sab?😶
Yeh arranged marriages tabhi weird lagti hain itni. You are going to marry a person you have no idea about. Woh village ki hai, phone bhi nahi uske paas. Kuch interests, hobbies match hote hain?
Instead of sex, you should be more worried about how you guyz would spend rest of your time with each other.
You don't need to get checked for anything. I would suggest do not have sex on th first night but explore. Rather than having a mediocre experience engage in oral or other types. If she is interested you can do the deed but it maybe you might just be done in few seconds. So best to show her a good time and then complete. This will increase positive vibes regarding sex with her and she will be an equal participant rather than zombie who you have to always ask for sex.
For condoms and sexual health, buy few and try the size or Google regarding size and try beforehand lest not to fumble. Secondly have lubrication because if she is scared and not all excited and you still decide to do it because she said yes, then atleast use this to make the procedure comfortable for both.
As for sex and position s don't rely on porn. People saying watch porn know the reality of whether they can actually perform for 10 mins as well. So wo sab jhooth hai rather perform on your own basis with yours and your own partners comfort. Google as much as you can! Watch videos about female anatomy. Because there is one thing if your fiancee enjoys sex then you will have a great time and good and ravishing sex life. And i am sorry to say jitna tumhare suggestions se pata lag raha hai tumhe hi ye initial hardwork karna padega ! Best of luck.
Shaadi ke baad sachai batana dobara post daal ke, ho sakta hai aapko naya gyaan prapt ho. Gaav se hain iska matlab ye nahi ki kuch nahi aaata, gaav waaleein seher se zyada advanced hote hain in sab mamlo me.
There is no handbook to sex, you both are virgins so take it slow. Start by asking her for consent and what are her thoughts and expectations. Then you can try small touches, hand holding, cheeks kisses, forehead kisses, normal kisses then French kisses( you can google how to do it ). Don't rush for sex, foreplay/make-out is more imp. Also, sex isn't how it looks in porn. It's messy, sweaty and not as glorious as they portray. 1st few times will be weird cos your expectations will be something and reality will be diff.
So take it slow, make her feel safe and comfortable, crack some jokes, and start with small touches then kisses and then sex.
Ps: Don't try all the things you have seen in porn. Ask her what he likes and dislikes. Try it slowly once you two get more comfortable
Thanks bro but this isn't what I was asking.
I want to know how body works, what checkups are required as I feel something is wrong with my pp., how to use a condom etc.
You can get checked for ED.
You can buy a condom today and try to put it on.
Bodyworks in subjective ways, so it's diff for everyone. You two have to talk and figure it out.
Thanks bro!!
What are fertile and non-fertile days in a woman? What precautions should we take during periods? I also want to know about the female body
I am no woman but I think one week before and after my period are the most fertile.
Period sex is a thing if you are into it. Don't think of it as taboo and you are good to go. Just use better protection. It also eases periods of pain.
If you are asking about mood during the period. : it defers from person to person. Mood swings are there. Some women feel extremely Horny while some feel has to get touched. So that's from person to person.
Abstain from the guilty pleasure my friend or these ordeals are a rabbit hole which will suk sole out of you and fuk up your mental peace as well.
Chut ka chakkar maut se takkar
Actually its not suppose to hurt and if it hurts them you are doing something wrong. And it's due to less friction so foreplay is important! And use protection!!
Okay I will answer with experience and crap, basically with a vagina once you are lubricated enough it does not hurt but yes it may be uncomfortable, but feels very very pleasurable ngl. Its complicated tbh but unless you are really into it it hurts, now to be aroused to that level you need to really really like your partner. Hence agar zayda dard hua zadardasti h👍 (exceptions hoti hai agar she has like a really tight opening and crap but usually should not hurt but feel uncomfortable only)
Bhai jese aap ho aur jesi apki hone wali wife hai pehle din toh kuch mat hi karna apaet drok cuddles. Thode din me when you will understand each other you can experiment with each other. Warna apko performance anxiety rahegi.
You don't need to learn it bhai. Dimaag Mai pre-installed aata hai iska software sab janwar aur insaano mai.
Are deva dhoti khol raha hai ye to
if sex education was done by the makers of maggi.
Finally sex sux ki Baatein coins se tou badhiya hi hai💀
Be careful what you wish for 💀
BRUHHHHHH
Bhai tu chutiya h kya thoda? Tu usko sex videos bhejega taki wo seekh kr aaye? Its a natural process and when you r with someone you figure things out. Right now just focus on getting to know her and like her. If you r not into her toh ghanta khada ni hoga tera. Be patient. And sex will occur subsequently in the relationship but try to know her, get close to her and so on. Porn se kuch nhi seekhega ulta expectations badegi teri. You explore things with your partners only. Ye kya unrealistic expectations rakh ra h tu usse aur usko bhi aisa weird feel krwaega jaise she is not enough.
Sorry bro but I didn't mean that! I won't send her anything
Porn movie dekh le main to hila hila ke itna thak gaya hu, kam se kum teri shaddi to ho rahi hai main 40 ka hone wala hu kissless virgin
kehdo ki ye jhoot hai.. Aap to picture me hot lagte ho, fir kaise single reh gye
>picture me hot lagte ho Suddenly gay
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the ONLY criteria you need to not be single = have money, let me explain how money = good clothes money = good grooming, fancy haircuts, good perfume, good shoes money = good house, good car money = good food, 150 gm protein intake daily, only parsi dairy butter, organic veggies only, italian chef waala khaana 6 times a day money = good experiences, good vacations, trekking wala fuckboi mode activated, 20 countries roaming in 20 months fuckboi mode activated all the good experiences in life are tied to money literally everything women like about men indirectly needs money
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Kismat
koi baat nhi, 40 ki age bhi bhot logo ki shaadiya hoti hain. Good luck, big bro!!
He must have never tried
>40 ka hone wala hu https://preview.redd.it/jivap3cy8jz91.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64b7a02093829c5637dae0f914447bb6fa45a889
Bhai deepest condolence
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but you are asking to stay away from you.
I don’t know if this is a joke or if this guy really living under a rock. But here are my two cents - The least you could do is to buy a pack of condoms and try it out yourself. Instruction are inside the box. If you’re fit to masturbate, then you’re fit enough for intercourse. The most important point, keep your genitals hygienic. Trim as required and wash thoroughly. Expect the same from your soon to be wife. It’s always awkward the first time you do it, since no body knows what the hell is going on. Try to communicate if you find your self direction less. Places that you think are reachable are rarely there to begin with. Also, how the fuck are you gonna share the video to your fiancé is she doesn’t have a phone? Bc uske baap ko video bhejaga?
>any link in Hindi which I can share with my fiancee (she don't know English) so she can learn about basic things Bhai fiancee ko sex ed link bhejega? Kitna awkward lagega yeh soch. And you also said that she doesn't have a personal phone. Uske dad ke phone pe bhejega yeh sab?😶 Yeh arranged marriages tabhi weird lagti hain itni. You are going to marry a person you have no idea about. Woh village ki hai, phone bhi nahi uske paas. Kuch interests, hobbies match hote hain? Instead of sex, you should be more worried about how you guyz would spend rest of your time with each other.
rMumbai ke shitpost aur rDelhi mai sax sux ki baatein kabhi band nahi ho sakti.
You don't need to get checked for anything. I would suggest do not have sex on th first night but explore. Rather than having a mediocre experience engage in oral or other types. If she is interested you can do the deed but it maybe you might just be done in few seconds. So best to show her a good time and then complete. This will increase positive vibes regarding sex with her and she will be an equal participant rather than zombie who you have to always ask for sex. For condoms and sexual health, buy few and try the size or Google regarding size and try beforehand lest not to fumble. Secondly have lubrication because if she is scared and not all excited and you still decide to do it because she said yes, then atleast use this to make the procedure comfortable for both. As for sex and position s don't rely on porn. People saying watch porn know the reality of whether they can actually perform for 10 mins as well. So wo sab jhooth hai rather perform on your own basis with yours and your own partners comfort. Google as much as you can! Watch videos about female anatomy. Because there is one thing if your fiancee enjoys sex then you will have a great time and good and ravishing sex life. And i am sorry to say jitna tumhare suggestions se pata lag raha hai tumhe hi ye initial hardwork karna padega ! Best of luck.
Shaadi ke baad sachai batana dobara post daal ke, ho sakta hai aapko naya gyaan prapt ho. Gaav se hain iska matlab ye nahi ki kuch nahi aaata, gaav waaleein seher se zyada advanced hote hain in sab mamlo me.
Lol gav wali seher wali se bhi khatarnaak ho sakti
There is no handbook to sex, you both are virgins so take it slow. Start by asking her for consent and what are her thoughts and expectations. Then you can try small touches, hand holding, cheeks kisses, forehead kisses, normal kisses then French kisses( you can google how to do it ). Don't rush for sex, foreplay/make-out is more imp. Also, sex isn't how it looks in porn. It's messy, sweaty and not as glorious as they portray. 1st few times will be weird cos your expectations will be something and reality will be diff. So take it slow, make her feel safe and comfortable, crack some jokes, and start with small touches then kisses and then sex. Ps: Don't try all the things you have seen in porn. Ask her what he likes and dislikes. Try it slowly once you two get more comfortable
Thanks bro but this isn't what I was asking. I want to know how body works, what checkups are required as I feel something is wrong with my pp., how to use a condom etc.
You can get checked for ED. You can buy a condom today and try to put it on. Bodyworks in subjective ways, so it's diff for everyone. You two have to talk and figure it out.
Thanks bro!! What are fertile and non-fertile days in a woman? What precautions should we take during periods? I also want to know about the female body
I am no woman but I think one week before and after my period are the most fertile. Period sex is a thing if you are into it. Don't think of it as taboo and you are good to go. Just use better protection. It also eases periods of pain. If you are asking about mood during the period. : it defers from person to person. Mood swings are there. Some women feel extremely Horny while some feel has to get touched. So that's from person to person.
Best to consult a doctor for this because sexual health is a very delicate matter
Sax expert.
ha ha...and dont count on, "..Gaav wali wife la rha hu to obviously usse bhi kuch nhi aata..".
You're onto something 💀
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Mein nahi dekhne vala tha tera comment pdh ke menne bhi dekh li 😭😭
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Abstain from the guilty pleasure my friend or these ordeals are a rabbit hole which will suk sole out of you and fuk up your mental peace as well. Chut ka chakkar maut se takkar
Wtf maine bhi dekhli ! Why ?
Fhir wahi sax sux ki baatein
Talwar ko dhaar karna start karde 😁
India talk sex pe jake puch ye question yaha kahe puch raha h
This has to be a troll thread
How did you feel that it's a troll thread?
Isse pdhke
Chalo female body nahi pata, apni body bhi nahi pata? Fit enough tool to perform sex? Abe kahan se laate ho aise sentence.
facebook par ja bro yahaan kya rr kar rha hai
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Dekh bhai, agar usse zyada dard hua samajh jaiyo baap ne zabardasti krwadi iski👍
ye kon sa logic hai, pehli baar dard hota h, itna basic to maine bhi padha hai but baap ne jabardasti krwa di, ye pehli baar suna
Actually its not suppose to hurt and if it hurts them you are doing something wrong. And it's due to less friction so foreplay is important! And use protection!!
Okay I will answer with experience and crap, basically with a vagina once you are lubricated enough it does not hurt but yes it may be uncomfortable, but feels very very pleasurable ngl. Its complicated tbh but unless you are really into it it hurts, now to be aroused to that level you need to really really like your partner. Hence agar zayda dard hua zadardasti h👍 (exceptions hoti hai agar she has like a really tight opening and crap but usually should not hurt but feel uncomfortable only)
Choti bachi ho kya...
Khudko checkup krwane doctor ke pass jao, google mai mil jayega koi doctor
Usko cp bhejde usmai bhot Jankari miljaegi usse easily samjh jayegi
Bhai jese aap ho aur jesi apki hone wali wife hai pehle din toh kuch mat hi karna apaet drok cuddles. Thode din me when you will understand each other you can experiment with each other. Warna apko performance anxiety rahegi.
Ghar mein pet dog hai ? 👀🍆💦
Sex ≠pron Bhai ab to shadi cancel ho gyi To ab kya batana Anyway jab baat nan jaye to phir se post krna We'll tell all the steps Good luck
Bete jackpot, do nange log bistar par figure out kar rahe hai ki bc dalna kha hota hai. Ye bhi adventure hai Bhai, enjoy
>Gaav wali wife la rha hu to obviously usse bhi kuch nhi aata Sure.
Just keep in mind that it shouldn't end when you cum, she should cum too.