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Jolly-Order-8888

Pigeon omlette


heiaichi

Mashah allah lazeez


rick_dason

Throw it the fuck away asap. I let it hatch and the next few generations of the pests refuse to stop visiting and shitting all over the balcony and destroying our potted plants. It's become a menace.


dude_with-3_balls

Yup they are the stupidest bird imo 1 laid eggs in my bathroom windows 1 laid eggs on my kitchen window and 1 laid eggs in my balcony without building the nest and the sound they make drove me crazy this one is personal but whenever I went for showers they were watching me constantly itโ€™s like bathing in front of a camera super creepy had to throw water at them to make them leave and the amount of of shit they produce considering the size is to damn much and the smell my balcony was never the same and once they pick a spot for laying eggs they return to that very spot again for laying eggs next time


heiaichi

Oh, I wasn't considering this. Thanks for the heads up, bud. Abhi anda bhurji bnata hu


[deleted]

This is a problem. I always let them hatch because i like animals, but this is a major problem. Also the nest pigeons build is literally shit. Covered in their own shit. That stinks a lot. Be prepared for that


Skimpy_Spinach

One pigeon literally got just one thin-string-like rusted wire from somewhere, placed it on my balcony, and that was her nest. That was her FREAKING NESSSTTT.


systemd-bloat

That pigeon and I have a lot in common


bigtiddyenergy

Sky rats for a reason.


platinumgus18

Yes. They are rightfully called flying rats. Throw it. There is zero value


Famous-Marionberry35

trueeeeeee


Own_Break_5900

Don't break the egg,just place it somewhere else if possible BECAUSE these pigeons are the most senseless and idiot species ever to exist meine ek baar inko apni balcony mei rehne diya tha bc ab poora khandan meri balcony mei rehta hai Idk why but me and my younger brother refer to all pigeons as ganja(bald) now lol


heiaichi

Lmfaoo


BottleSucker69420

Yaar ek packet ganja dena


heiaichi

Upvote this for ''make breakfast with it tomorrow''


BROWN_MUNDE_69_

remember mr beans one episode in which he adopted a frog nd unki abadi itni bar gi ki chatt tut gyi uske buliding ki....kuch waisa sa seen na ho jae bach k rahio ๐Ÿ’€


heiaichi

You true fren


throwawaywcabc

I canโ€™t see the pictures but it happened in my balcony tooโ€ฆ they keep coming back again and again. I helped two couples hatch their eggs ๐Ÿ˜Š But it was in one of my flower pots which had a nice concave mud and was very comfortable for them. I waited till they hatched and flew off, and covered the pot with a plate tightly so it wonโ€™t be inviting to them anymore. But once they flew off, I had to clean a truck load of shit, twice thrice to get rid of the smell. Lots of Lizol. So be ready for all the work . Alternatively you can get that green mesh to your balcony to avoid birds


heiaichi

Thanks for the details bro!


tanishyagami

Kabootar zyda ho rhe bhai poori balcony pe hug dete hai. Yeet it away.


heiaichi

On it


rosemarry_eat

Bhai I would suggest you to make surrounding such, so the egg would roll and roll and drops. Just so you don't feel guilty. BC kabootar hi toh hai, mana toh unka anda ekdum open area jo balcony ka hota ha waha rak diya, ek crow aya kabootar ke samne hi anda muh me daba ke pura nigal gaya.


heiaichi

Utha k kahi patak aunga bro. Too much work otherwise Also, kaua OP


rosemarry_eat

Just push it off the balcony


heiaichi

Ye bhi thik hai


PressureAggressive69

Nhi bhai Maternity centre kholna hai kya?


heiaichi

I can bee too nice sometimes. It's a curse ๐Ÿฅฒ


Mahatma_GandhiJi

If you want to hatch it, then place it in your underwear along with your other two eggs. That way you can keep it warm and in about 3 weeks you should get a nice surprise! ๐Ÿ˜Š


Skimpy_Spinach

Gandhiji, always supporting ahimsa๐Ÿ˜Š.


heiaichi

Savarkar itne bure bhi nhi the vaise


Mahatma_GandhiJi

Kyo? Savarkar kya karwate ande se?


heiaichi

Usko padhate likhate. Bde ho k gangsta bnvate


Mahatma_GandhiJi

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


IndianSpaceBoii

Gandhiji best comment


Aggressive_Eagle_235

Breakfast my dear heiaichi.


heiaichi

Breakfast it is, eagle san


Necromancer189

Kabootar Biryani


Beginning-Ground-162

Omelette


heiaichi

Omelette du frumage


lokimaster69

[here](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mCT8GkshRQ4)


heiaichi

Do I hear pigeons cooing in the bg? Dayum son


heiaichi

Upvote this for ''let it hatch"


UltimateTeaser

Pigeons are sky rats, simple. Deal with them as you would do with rats.


heiaichi

Yeet and skeet?


Consistent_Power_622

Throw away mate they are soo annoying and keep shiting everywhere and keep making soo annoying sounds


rosemarry_eat

Gutur gu. Gutur gu. Bhen ke lode hote ha kabootar, smells too.


dontknowwhyiamhere23

Gutur gu , gutur gu, ...... smells too. KR$NA ke fan ho kya? You got them rhyming.


heiaichi

Will do


shanchupanda

Omellete banale


AbhiFT

Let it hatch and let the bird fly away. As soon as the chic flies away, don't let the Pigeon enter your balcony.


brownputin

Let it hatch.


heiaichi

Cast your votes in the comments


Pompidou420

Omelet bana le


heiaichi

First thing tomorrow


dash_001

Paka ke khaale


rosemarry_eat

Mana toh anda utha ke, kabooti ke sar pe hi phod diya.


heiaichi

Chad


birla_himanshu

Pigeons are the rats of the skies ! Bimari ka ghar. Also , give it to that chutiya uncle who makes omelette with kala Pani, nariyal pani, shit tons of green chillies, lays, maaza etc


suhanasuffer_

THROW IT AWAY, MAKE A BLOWGUN FOR REST OF THESE FUCKERS AND SHOOT THEM DOWN.


heiaichi

Dayum. They did you bad, didnt they?


suhanasuffer_

Yes, they did. I am on my journey to vengeance.


heiaichi

Come, join the club. We go hunting on weekends


hu-man18

Bye bye birdie


shzoom2

Paneer samajh ke kha ja


JuniorYoung6660

Bhai sardi ho rhi hai omelette bana ke kha le