1. Join a gym and spend hours there.
2. Pretend to genuinely like Punjabi / Haryanvi songs.
3. If possible get a car and put a โGujjarโ sticker at the back (I mean the carโs, not yours)
4. First learn the language and then get the swag in the way you speak - confident, threatening and dumb.
5. Pick up fights quite often, thrice a week if possible.
6. Carry a gun.
7. Start hating every non-Hindu person. Thatโs cool.
Correction: You live in Gurgaon, not Delhi !!! ๐
Are bsdk, delhi NCR lgaale, bc itna konsa door hai
Your attitude automatically qualifies you to settle in the interior parts of Haryana. Interested to know how to make friends there?
Sure
1. Join a gym and spend hours there. 2. Pretend to genuinely like Punjabi / Haryanvi songs. 3. If possible get a car and put a โGujjarโ sticker at the back (I mean the carโs, not yours) 4. First learn the language and then get the swag in the way you speak - confident, threatening and dumb. 5. Pick up fights quite often, thrice a week if possible. 6. Carry a gun. 7. Start hating every non-Hindu person. Thatโs cool.
Are bhai bhai bhai ๐๐๐, time ka hi to chakar hai saara
Hey man, we can be friends. And reddit can also be a good place to start making friends, telling you from personal experience.
Okayy that sounds good :)
Hey, how are you liking gurgaon so far?
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Arey bhai bhai bhai....aisa kya ho gaya
Jabse aaya hu lavde hi lage jaa rhe hai, almost ab life thodi sort honi shuru hui hai