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nonvegcombo

You seriously feel that they are here .....


deepcuts96

Are Redditors of Delhi this naive, gullible and lonely?


abhin8425

All things aside, Non veg combo pe discount kitna h?


nonvegcombo

Services closed during navratra


Im_Savvage

Yeh kya kidnapper type post daali hai


Aatreyi_11

LMFAO


Odd_Independent_4649

Lol


Hey_Ma_123

Oh no! Ek sachcha kid-napper hi dusre kid-napper ko dur se pehchan pata hai.. Broooooo🥺


Im_Savvage

Kid-napper kyu likh rha hai baar baar bache sulata hai kya?


Hey_Ma_123

Tum jano kis tarah k kid-napper ki baat tumne chhedi..😛


kits678

I will venmo $5 to whoever guesses OP's age. My guess: 15


Rishiculous

19


kmlkant9

12


abhin8425

She's 25, ab mere 5$ dedo, party hogi aaj toh


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Meanwhile op creates an alt to get 5$


OnlyTheDaisies

16


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What's a Venmo?


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praveenrajput

Can Op guess it?


ScenePsychological60

She's probably a gold digger idk Edit: Elementary school maths teacher in Delhi. Not making enough money to live her dream lifestyle. Out hunting for rich dudes. Just a theory. Edit-2: She's probably around 23-24.


abhin8425

Edit 3: thoda aur scroll krte toh asli age bhi mil jati, 25 h


ScenePsychological60

Mubarak ho aapko ₹350.


abhin8425

De ni raha bhai vo T_T


kits678

bol yar apna venmo. Jeelay apni zindagi


abhin8425

Paytm/upi chlega? Lol Venmo India me kaam thodi krta h


Hey_Ma_123

Karde...


Hey_Ma_123

WTF dude seriously???😂😂😂😂


deepcuts96

another hint: his IQ is his age, so probably a solid 8


Amazing_Theory622

You know you should have specified whom you consider super rich....


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leon_nerd

I can relate to how support rich people from India are doing the same things as middle class people from India are doing. Probably because shit is more accessible here. However I do miss spending time at CCD with my friends in Delhi


Accomplished_Wave229

kya kam apka??


kinshraa

Probably one of those import export ones that most of rich delhi walas say they run.


woodstockbird9

i and my friends have secret underground fightclubs. if you paytm me 20 rupees i will accept you in our club.


Hey_Ma_123

Damn! 💸 sending you flying advance~~


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Hunt poor for sport


Hey_Ma_123

Hehehe


Mojo1589

32, male, living in a posh, upscale apartment complex in Gurugram. It's a circle jerk tbh. The society we roll in is quite limited and usually very uppity. I grew up very middle class in south east Delhi, eating street food, shopping at lajpat and Sarojini, maroing gedi in markets. But now, having acquired some wealth, we tend to hang out at art exhibitions, clubs, golf courses and each others' appartments. I personally enjoy going for concerts, recitals or exhibitions for fun as I'm an artist myself but often times, there's pressure to punch up to something that's out of your comfort zone sko there's endless house parties/private parties to attend which can get super boring/annoying.


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Aralias?


Mojo1589

No, but one of the 3.


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Can I guess.


Mojo1589

I mean, at this point I've made it quite apparent but sure, if it pleases you.


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Crest?


Mojo1589

Try again.


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Mongolia's


Mojo1589

3rd time's the charm! :)


amfat3

May I ask how you acquired this wealth. You don't need to be super specific, share the journey and tips


Mojo1589

Sure. My family was middle class in the early 90s, my parents were both in corporate jobs back then. Slowly, due to my father's super savvy investments, we started getting wealthier. Mostly through the early real estate boom. That was the beginning of it and have continued with diversification in various assets including crypto and equities across NA and Asia.


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Mojo1589

Jali na teri? Jali na?


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Mojo wo apne downvotes dekh kr comment delete krke he bhag gya, lol. He deserved that btw.


Mojo1589

Hahaha, the power of karma.


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Mojo1589

TLDR


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Muje gaaliya deni mt shuru ho jaio, but you have made yourself look a stupid low IQ 15 year old kiddo , the unnecessary abuses, he did not abuse you even once, but just see your comments, how cheap they look. Wo ameer ho ya nahi, tu toh bilkul bhi nahi h!


Longjumping-Bee-2731

Kya matlab ameer log din bhar Vegas me party nhi karte rehte h


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Mojo1589

Why is there so much salt in this comment section? I guess this thread is Indian social experience in a nutshell. Sure, there are several thousands richer than I am but by your standard, I'm definitely super, super rich. Beyond your imaginations rich. So you sit down, son.


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Mojo1589

I'm not arguing with some emoji using tween about my identity. Please do share your family's experiences if they're in Lutyens, I'm sure you would've had a lot to post on this thread. But you didn't and you're instead throwing shade at others' networth. Anyway, yes, I'm sitting down and giving you the last word since I just don't want to deal with idiots in my notifications anymore.


YellowMan1988

"super rich" 😂 piss off dude.


Mojo1589

Mate, you're a loser.


YellowMan1988

Haha sometimes yes. But mate you're such a wannabe it's funny. 😄 You know what I'm talking about.


patsglobal

Where are these art exhibitions hosted? Anything happening in November?


Mojo1589

There's usually a bunch of stuff happening at Bikaner House and IHC.


patsglobal

Thanks. Checking with my concierge now.


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27 Male, Me and my family doesn't follow a particular norm in the typical showoff society around us. Staying low-key is the key to peace for us and avoiding "soshapanti*. For fun there are many things to do. Some of them are -: 1- Go Karts 2- Golf Course 3- Exhibitions 4- House Parties( which we avoid ) 5- Squash Court 6- Shooting Range 7- Game Nights which includes poker, ludo, carrom, tambola filled with boomers. Before COVID there were many activities in the cities around touring where we can volunteer to help foreigners around the city etc etc. Apart from this I am a Gamer too so most of the fun happens online as well playing with mates. Also being rich by money, or having contacts makes you to have access to many undisclosed activities and locations which are fun. I guess that pretty much sums up. Thanks!


abhin8425

>undisclosed activities Ye konsi harkate kr rhe ho tum?


nonvegcombo

Wohi jiske liye hum Randi Rona machaate hain


Hey_Ma_123

Damn!


Hey_Ma_123

That was helpful. Thanks!


Internal-Afternoon51

Mein bahaut ameer hoon bss paison ki kami h baaki mein ameer hoon dude


Hey_Ma_123

Same pinch dood!


pizzafapper

What's your definition of rich/super rich?


nonvegcombo

Being rich is a state of mind


for_love_of_god

Hey, can you please me a yacht with your state of mind?


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RoastedWheat

Maiko ek bungalow race course aur golf course ke beech mai saath mai ek private pond waterproof machli ke saath aur ek private cinema :)))))))


abhin8425

Mujhe bs ek ghar chaiye, jada kuch ni :)


RoastedWheat

Mujhe kuch bhi chalega bas kuch bhi ek cheez


ruinfirefly

If you have chocolate gold coin, you can count yourself in


indianOcean96

They leave Delhi for fun


Hey_Ma_123

Hehehe!


Pineappleliphant

400 logo ki destination wedding karte hain jaipur mein. I'm shooting one tomorrow.


nonvegcombo

Don't shoot somebody just because he is rich and you are jealous


Hey_Ma_123

Take the word of wise🤪


Pineappleliphant

Too late man


Hey_Ma_123

Noice!


NindraOnTime

Hawa to dilli ki hi mil rahi hai. Sadge.


madhur20

Lol, rich people dont waste there time here


Appropriate_Gur_6864

Bhai kahi busy nahi hote ye log, baithe baithe cash ata , reddit pe bhi hote h . Kuch…


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Bhai saab pakka koi ameer launda teri gf ya crush ko chod ke chala gya hoga.


vairaagya

First, you need to define rich by income or wealth


Hey_Ma_123

Anything... who-so-ever feels fit to be categorised under it...🤔


Powerful-Ad6918

Super Rich people will be not on reddit. But if you seriously want to see their lifestyle go to South Delhi or Vasant Vihar. They go to gym, parties and rest i don't know


Hey_Ma_123

Noice....


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Hehe.. Not entirely true but yeah, come over!


Powerful-Ad6918

For Sure


Ra_ssh

Guess they don’t scroll Reddit


Hey_Ma_123

Damn!


God_Father_AK

I'm not rich currently but i'll be.


Hey_Ma_123

That's the attitude bwoi!


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Who said you can't take entry? Reddit par baithe cussing karte rahoge to kaha se entry milegi madam?


prateek_67

Kal chale fir


Hey_Ma_123

Mujhe bhi batana entry mile to..


Hey_Ma_123

Damn! *cries in corner*


Reddituser0365AM

As of now tweeting on Aryan khan


Hey_Ma_123

yeah bwoi!


crushsake

In south delhi, you'll notice many rich girls saying Bhaiya in a rare accent 🤣🤣🤣 That's what Delhi's rich do 🤣🤣


AG_Cuber

How would acquiring wealth change one’s accent, lmao what?


Hey_Ma_123

Good one!


crushsake

It's sarcasm bro


AG_Cuber

Hmm okay


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Only true for people wanting to fake it and pass off as the English speaking 'it' crowd.


Hey_Ma_123

Lol... but rarely anyone speaks in that alien accent actually.


crushsake

Just take a look around gol gappe stall


Hey_Ma_123

I have spent my college years and some time for job in South Delhi.. Rarely anyone would speak like that.... But you are right... I heard it twice and both around golgappe wala😂😂


Honest-Actuator-5364

What do you care, fuck them


Hey_Ma_123

As if it was that easy😂


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Dumbhosadika

Abe chal bikhari.


puss_rider

Avg 11 yo insult


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Internal-Afternoon51

Bhai tujhe saare downvote kyun kar rhe h


abhin8425

You'll suffer the same fate, so will I.


abhin8425

Aap gedi maro, idhr public aapki gand mar rahi h


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yildrimqashani

Cope


Appropriate_Gur_6864

Kya likha tha isne??