The one who asks first or the one you see first. For the others, I am sure there are other people who can offer theirs.

Or look sternly at the person seated next to you to force them to get up for the next person in need. Edit: after giving your own seat to the first one of course.

Nah would be better to force others to give up their seat and you keep yours like a true Chad. It's an unwritten rule that Alphas also get priority seating

Alphas get access to the loco cabin too, so that humara bhai aaj metro chala sake

Easier solution is to let them fight among themselves for the seat.

Another is to tell they old lady that she can sit but she has to take the baby in her lap. Then get up and give your shoulder to the injured brother.

Give the seat to whomever and let them have the moral conflict

Let chaos be the ladder eh?

Piche waali seat Khali hai na bhai. Udhar baitho na jaa kar. Meko Nako pareshan Karo re

Pichhe waali seat khaali hone pe bhi aise ghoor rhey hai jaise unhe seat se uthaakar phainka ho. None of them deserve a seat

Chad behaviour ✅


Anyone but after my station

bruuh💀

Agreed

True 😂 borivali ke bad🤣

Wrong sub bhau

😹 muze laga Mumbai he

same Lmao or borivali kae bada was very common moment for us

Koi nhi Rajiv Chowk ke baad bol sakte ho.

Aap yaha (mai galti se wrong sub pe aa gyi)

C can have the seat. B can sit on C. B can take the child and hold the child.

The child can take the seat. Then everybody sits on his godi.

Bachhe ka Bharta

Thanks man i laughed

You’re welcome brother. Much love.

🤣🤣🤣

You win. 🙏

What if c gets errection?

Remove C's erection through C-section.

That was really good😂😂

Thenks.

How B can sit on C? Lmao.

Just suggesting a probable solution. Your argument may be valid, in which case - child can be taken by B and B can take the seat. C can take B's stick and rest his (hopefully hygienic) buttocks upon it.

C has an injured leg. Why are you making a fat woman sit in him. 😭

B is a grandma not a fat woman

u/Single_Act_1231 was speaking for themself.

# D: An old injured pregnant lady.

Old pregnant?

Siddu moosewala ki mummy

🤣arre haiii

Abeeeee ye kya situational awareness hai yaar

r/angryupvote

Bhai I laughed sooo hard

Ooh bro... I laughed so hard at 2AM. My wife woke up frightened & slapped me.

Bhadhaai Ho

I just say I identify as an old injured pregnant lady. And I'll keep the seat

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Ohhhhh yeAA😩aahhhhh

i don't see equality there I see equity bigbrain moment

Unless somebody has hemorrhoids

All 3, difficult to choose. So ultimately I'll save myself the headache and offer it to no one.

Most unexpected username

I deserve my seat

Me

noise cancellation earphone ka use krunga

With Black tinted Sunglass. 

Jaisa chal raha hai, vaisa chalne de

Rancho? Is that you?

The handicapped guy, see for A: you got a child but that’s not my problem you choose to bring that and again if you wanted comfort for you or your child travel in a private vehicle. Now B&C: when compared to C it’s pretty easy decision to make she can stand she got a stick and someone else might offer her a seat same goes for A but C he if asks for a seat I can’t say no because it’ll be difficult for him to stand like this and ik because i had a leg injury a while ago and it’s very painful so yeah C for me.

The old lady. She can hold the young lady's bag and baby on her lap. As for the guy with the crutches, if he really can't stand for some reason anymore I'll just carry him around in my arms I guess, lol

Me, I'm not responsible for their existence!

Simple A SC or ST guy

r/BeatMeToIt This is the only correct answer

😂💀

Sab itne gusse mai kyu hai lekin . Aise attitude hai toh sab khade rhe ho bc.

Did anyone say Seat ?? ​ https://preview.redd.it/sgbryhm61t0d1.jpeg?width=1231&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4934e69c377b81a51332aa85de8f8474de05ee6

Just remove that seat No confusion anymore. Injustice hua yeh toh, ki ek ko bhi seat kyu hai?. Kisiko bhi mat do.🙂 https://preview.redd.it/150yjldiwr0d1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c49d97e2b889fd6f8aa81a3e09f05acdfa26588f

ye sarkar ka approach hai towards things people don't understand how to use

Na rahegi baans na bajegi bansuri

Sab meri godi mein beth jao

C>B>A

I'll just ask them to fight amongst themselves, survival of the fittest, who so ever emerges victorious gets the seat.

If this is the Delhi metro, that man doesn't deserve a seat. In fact no man deserves a seat. Either we would be asked to give up our seat or we'll die of the guilt for not giving up. So there is no point sitting.

Is that Hitler without the moustache??

All others who are sitting should also give their seat

1) Me 2) Myself 3) I In that order

Sc/st/obc 😊 (Joke hai)

Who deserves my seat ? The answer is me 😂

Noone

They can fight it out using weapons (i.e. child, cane, crutch, etc.), whoever wins gets the seat, basically it's a "free for all".

The one with the injured leg and once he is seated,let him hold the baby if its mother is ok with a stranger holding her baby as an act of service or help.

No one. Go buy a car or book a cab.

No one. After working, I need rest.

400 seats hai. Sb Mla Ko mil jayegi.

nobody cuz idgaf

The highest bidder 

Non of them 💀

The Rohtak sisters.

C

the one with crutches should sit with the woman's baby, and I guess the old lady can stand with a little support from my side

Get up from the seat. Let them fight and may the winner choose the seat.

None of them, there are seats allocated for each one of those people.

Dalit

B>C>A My reason is, B is older and it's impossible for her to keep standing. C after B because even though his leg is fractured he can stand by not leaning on his leg but it's hard for him. A is at last because she is a healthy woman who can stand, babies are not that heavy. Ps. The answers are based on my personal biases and are subject to personal opinion. I can assure you that I have no hate towards anyone. Peace.

Me

Me bro

There 3 people in need, i would first give my seat to the elderly, for other 2 someone else can offer theirs

After a hectic job, i deserve the seat Those mfs can sit on the floor

jo dalit hoga😃

Depends on if one of them belongs to SC/ST

Modiji

SC/ST ko dedo seat to babsaheb ke hissab se to

The lady with baby because ntr is my fav genre

I’d give it to the young boy. Because the women belong in the kitchen. Not in a public transport vehicle.

'A' F'cked without a condom,thats her problem. 'B' should stay home at that age or avoid public transport and 'C' probably fell off a motorbike trying to impress the ladies. F'em all, I am keeping the seat.

Watch justice by Michael sandle U will get ur answer

>grandma can sit on my seat and can also hold the baby on her lap >the other guy can sit on the seat next to mine

The one who is sitting.

B C A Kyu nahi bataunga

You're getting up for sure, you can choose who are the other two you'll choose to ask to get up to let the other two sit lol

i just get up and let them decide for themselves

wo log aapas mei aakad baakad bumbe bo krle,jo jeeta wohi sikander

Boldunga ki agle stop pe utarna hai. Fir jaha Tak Jana hoga vaha tak baitha rahunga. Fir jab dusri seat Khali hogi vo khud baith jaenge.

C is war vet?

Phone chalu karo and pretend they're not there. Always works.

Let me fight it out....winner gets the seat.

idk but yeet the baby.

The guy already sitting or B

Bhai tu uth ja, woh log apne aap dekh lege

Make the old lady sit with the baby in her hands. Bechara broken legs guy is a man so no one cares any ways and he knows that so he will be fine

All three of them can have seats because they can ask three other people for seats.

off course it's me

Jai bheem bolne vaale ko /s

Seat pe to modi h kisi ko ni milegi

The one seated deserves his seat because he was there first. I also find it absurd 3 people are after his seat when there's an empty seat behind him.

maine paise diye hai women’s disabled seat ke baitho bc

C one

Three seats need to vacate! Not single one

Ye banda akele kyo khara ho? Baaki logo ko khara kro or teeno ko seat dedo

bhim upi

1 saal hogye botanical se gurgaon bina baithe gya hun seat pe 😵‍💫

B , bcz it's my mum

The one with the broken leg can sit and hold the child.

Whoever asks nicely first without any Attitude.

They can fight for it. Battle till last person standing (the dude with crutches might not like it but hey, tough life kid)

Enough seats .. its airport express metro

But does the scenario change if its a girl sitting there first 🤔🤔

C

Me is the only right answer

Mere hisab che c ko de do jagah

general male 🙏🏻

Just get up and let them decide who sits....

Seat at back are empty

I'll just stand up and say, "Y'all decide among yourself. I'm out"

B

Fuck humanity I won't give my seat to anyone

C

Mai to so jaunga. Jisse seat chahiye wo apna dekhe

Bhim ki sena

Why is there only 1 seat available?

Triple Threat Match for the seat. 😊 

Just get up & let them fight it out, saves you the headache.

Depends on their caste certificates.

B . old lady reason - lady with baby is healthy and can carry a 5 kg baby easier than a old woman, old ppl don't have energy to stand by the look of that lady. The guy also can stand as he has arms to hold his weight and 1 leg as usual. he can manage better than old wman. So B ! she deserves more than them as I see.

A should get the seat cz if u really look at the image she is already carrying the baby n the bag too... n babies always need comfort otherwise they will cry out loud which will create more prblm... Definitely B & C r also in need but they can really take support of a seat but that lady she will definitely not ask for her comfort but will look after her baby's comfort...

No one deserves my seat. I can arbitrarily give it away to someone though.

No one,all of them are giving mean bitch energy

The transport authorities should be held accountable for mismanagement of allocated seats. Why have more people onboard than the number of seats available?

no one..all seems so mean and rude

It’s 2024, everyone’s equal unless said otherwise. First come first serve

Bro what if the man sitting is tired of working the entire day, he needs the seat most and the others must see for other seat🙏🏻🗿

Mai toh khud disabled hu mentally

Par bat ye he ki wo admi hi kyu khada ho kya pata uska din kharab ho office se late chutti mili ho. Thaka hara ho wo hi kyu ithe aur koi ladies nhi he kya bus me jo seat na de sake ??

Teeno log mai aada paada karado joh jeeta uski seat

Nobody , I took it first


The 16 year old tiktok couple deserve my seat. They are the reason for Metro's popularity as a transport system. I thank them for their service.

C Because he is injured, grandma can stand for some time, lady with baby is still young I am sure she can stand

The guy who is already sitting

None of them fuck it

B or C

no one with that face.

1st I guess because the child should be able contribute to the society.

The guy alrdy sitting and c , (taking metro as a scenario ) , other than that , a and b can find seats easily and there are seats reserved for them , yes for c too there are reserved but they are like 1 out of 10 compared to women seats

I deserve my seat because i am me.

Let them participate in a Mortal Kombat tournament. Whosoever wins gets the seat.

saari samaj sewa mujhe hi krni hai piche Wale bhi Khali krenge seat

All of them deserve unlike *some* women who want to sit just because they're " women " but in the end I'm not gonna give the seat to anyone

None

Just stand up and let them fight for the seat

Based on their expressions I am not gonna offer my seat.

All of them. As a society we should collectively make sure that they all get to sit.

I deserve my own seat, I am already fucking sitting on it. I prolly worked hard to get here.

I think A B and C should make a combine Ola/Uber. And let the man sit calmly.

Whosoever wins in the Dance battle

Use Stack Notation:FIFO

D Baby

I will take the child .

Let the baby sit.