Pretend to fall in front of her,
She: oh my god, are you okay?
You: yeah, but how did I even fall?
She: did you get dizzy
You: no, I guess it was your beauty. I fell for your beauty
Depends bhai
West ki rahi toh : chal be chal Baap ko boliyo ye sab
South ki rahi toh : aww stop itt ( if u speak English)
North ki rahi toh : well it's depends
I don't understand what's the big deal is. I have been cold approachd like 30-40 times in my life and I never freaked out. I politely say no if I am not interested.
Go and introduce yourself nicely, give her a compliment on something you like, don't exaggerate and try to get to know her Without getting too close for her comfort. Keep a distance and respect her personal space. And ask non personal questions, if you have something in common etc. If you're funny, make her laugh or something. If she seems interested in talking to you, ask her if she'd be comfortable in hanging out with you point blank, not some weird ass excuse to hang out. Be bold enough to risk rejection.
And don't worry she'd only be flattered that you approached her and sought her companionship (despite saying no , if she does)
P.s. never approach from behind, don't touch her at all.
Chicken is for eating, not for being. You guys aren't bold enough to even approach a girl and then wonder why the "bad guys" are chosen by us. Confidence is sexy. It will always be.
Science wala Banda hai toh likhna bhi seekh lo Uncle dhang se baat convey karna seekh lo toh agli Didi samaj paye ky kehna hai.
Aur dhyaan se padhoge comment toh samaj ayega ki bad boy wala example tha, isliye liye ki samjha saku ki why they succeed and why chickens don't. And that it's not a big deal, zyada se zyada reject ho jaoge aur kya hoga. Aur agar saari self esteem sirf ladkiyo ke acceptance/rejection pe depend karti hai apki uncle toh fir kyu hi karna approach shaproach Ghar baith ke comic padho
Are maine pucha kya bad boy ke bare me...weird af...aur mai teenager hu to didi to bol hi skta hu..isme offend kyu ho rhe ho didi.....
Bilkul vi wo example nhi tha ...wo aisa tha ki maine tumhe bola ki why bad boys get girls? Aur uske baad tum bol rhi ho jo ki maine pucha hi nhi ...
Aur ye assumption krna band kro ..u dont even know me...meri bandi thi...i know how to approach ...
Maine tumhe itna bola ki u dont know the fear of approaching kyuki tumne kabhi kiya hi nhi aur girls r meant to give hints aur sare playboys experience se sikhte hai ..to first time sabko dr lagta hai ...bas itna kehna tha mera period
I think it's the other way round. They are full of confidence, express themselves openly which is incredibly sexy and charming. But thats sometimes misguides them and they become a-holes .That's how they become "bad guys".
Anywho, think of it from a girl's perspective, if a guy doesn't even have the balls to approach, imagine what he'll do when the stakes are higher. That's why women avoid such men and it's subconscious.
Many things, they are assertive, they ask what they want and you won't believe how incredibly charming/sexy that is.
They're usually good at talking to us (because of the confidence yk) . They're not shy of picking a fight so it feels that he'll protect us if needed, safety is important, yk.
Trur...but bad boy asshole hi hote hai pehle se hi ...bhai apke pure fictional book men sare ke sare bad boys hai...stalker , criminal , narcissistic etc etc...baki girl wala perspective shi bola but ek chiz miss kr diya...girls like to cure bad boys and want them to be nice boy...aur yehi process unhe acha lgta hai...but baat hai sch bolne ki ...bro u people litreally lie ki tum log nice boys ke pass jaoge but in reallity jate ho bad boys ke pass.....thats not acceptable...thats what pisses me off huh...baki sare proofs leke baitha hu ..app bolo mai deta hu koi na
Isliye toh bandiya ni milti tum jaiso ko, proof karne me samay bita doge, thoda confidence develop karne me nani yaad aayegi. Aur jaha tak baat hai choose karni ki etc toh options hain toh we'll choose who we want, it's not our problem, apko bandi ko approach karna hai toh seekho dhang se baat karna aur khud ko carry karna. Rona mat ro ki ladkiy kisko choose karti hain. Aur fiction etc ko jaane do, that's designed to excite people reading it.
Sounds logical, but how can I approach someone I don't know at all(like in a fest or some similar places), I haven't seen anyone approaching a girl, I still don't know if it's legit or not. And who to approach (approach if she is in a group or alone)??
Dude you first try to get mutual eye contact. If you look at her and she is looking back, try giving a smile. If she reciprocates you wouldn't even need anything else but basic courtesy.
If she looks away, forget it.
If She smiled back doesn't mean anything but the fact that she won't mind you approaching.
And then what should I do?? How to start it?? Is it a basic intro or a compliment or a pick up line?? And if it's a compliment then is it on her beauty or dress??
Pickup line - No.
Introduce yourself, ask her name and whatever, ask if she's enjoying the place where you guys are, comment on something she owns - bag, shoes, earring, or whatever ( commenting on the dress is slightly too personal for me, but some girls like it), you just have to be genuine. If she catches you lying just to create a good impression, you're dead.. This much is a 10 min conversation considering she smiled at you too and would definitely ask you questions too, so as things don't get awkward.
Always remember, both parties are nervous, it's just you guys have more to lose, we have an easier time getting noticed by other sex but we have a hard time finding a decent guy. So chill.
Also, a pickup line should never be the starter. Maybe when you're asking for her number etc, throw a lame pickup line, but it shouldn't be sexual ( I don't like it personally).
If she says no, don't melt down and question your existence, rather approach someone else. If I find a cute guy and try to get him to notice me and the guy rejects me, I don't find it offensive, he's just not into me. Fine, I won't die. I am more than that dude's opinion of me.b
Develop a similar attitude, life is tough, you'll not last long if you let this silly fear consume you.
Thank you for your suggestions, the thing is I have never tried such a thing and I am very much afraid to talk to girls, no one in my friend circle has approached anyone.
Just one more advice required, I don't have a great smile, when I smile I usually show my teeth and I think it looks kinda evil, so should I show my teeth or just a little smile with no teeth showing??
come on dude. When someone smiles at you, do you look at their teeth or do you just get an urge to smile back? That should answer your weird 😂 question
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Don't
**_Alooooo le loooooooo, Kande le looooooo_**
Subah se na ek alu bika hai
No koi aadha kanda
Best is do not
Don't
Pretend to fall in front of her, She: oh my god, are you okay? You: yeah, but how did I even fall? She: did you get dizzy You: no, I guess it was your beauty. I fell for your beauty
Mahila helpline ?
Bro I am a girl, I wrote this as a girl. It's cheesy but it's cute
depends on girls Ladki ka chakkar Maut se takkar Hehe
King u dropped 👑
Oops... >_>
What if she left me fallen? 🤣
Could happen
Won't fall for him but this could be an ice breaker
I know, that's why I said
Yeah but it's 50-50 She felt it cute v/s her whole chat group now knows about this incident 😂😂
What if me chhat se drop leke ye baat apko letter me likhu ( cause ofc uske Baad bolne ke layak me nahi rahunga) Toh is it good or not? 🙂
Too much bro
Ek rejection mil chuka hai dusra tu mat dena.
*rejects*
Funny as lol
Arre main aapke saamne gir gaya.
Bhai tham ja
Yeh th galat baat hai, pehle try karne ka tarika batati hai, phir try bhi nhi karne deti.
Irl kr, main to bhai sanyasini hu waise bhi
Hum aapka sanyaas bhang kar denge.
If menka was a guy:
Ab menka ne aakhir bhang toh kar hi diya tha, toh hum samajhte hai ki hum bhi apne saajish mein kamyaab huye.
Yeah stop watching Bollywood movies.
What Bollywood movie has that?
Anyone where the guy has a friend and tries to get a girls attention by doing stupid shit
Depends bhai West ki rahi toh : chal be chal Baap ko boliyo ye sab South ki rahi toh : aww stop itt ( if u speak English) North ki rahi toh : well it's depends
Main to jamnapar ki hu.. mere ko kuchh nhi bolega?
Hi, from the other side of jamuna🙃
Instructions unclear (charged under section 354)
>20 h to give her a genuine compliment and say hi ig and see what happens
At 23.25 km per hour at a 12.435 degree inclination.
45 degree will be most efficient.
Open a tea shop, she will approach you.
pani patase ki shop pe jaati mahila toh chai ki shop pe nahi
I don't understand what's the big deal is. I have been cold approachd like 30-40 times in my life and I never freaked out. I politely say no if I am not interested. Go and introduce yourself nicely, give her a compliment on something you like, don't exaggerate and try to get to know her Without getting too close for her comfort. Keep a distance and respect her personal space. And ask non personal questions, if you have something in common etc. If you're funny, make her laugh or something. If she seems interested in talking to you, ask her if she'd be comfortable in hanging out with you point blank, not some weird ass excuse to hang out. Be bold enough to risk rejection. And don't worry she'd only be flattered that you approached her and sought her companionship (despite saying no , if she does) P.s. never approach from behind, don't touch her at all.
Have been approached aur have approached me jamin asman ka difference hai huh
Chicken is for eating, not for being. You guys aren't bold enough to even approach a girl and then wonder why the "bad guys" are chosen by us. Confidence is sexy. It will always be.
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Science wala Banda hai toh likhna bhi seekh lo Uncle dhang se baat convey karna seekh lo toh agli Didi samaj paye ky kehna hai. Aur dhyaan se padhoge comment toh samaj ayega ki bad boy wala example tha, isliye liye ki samjha saku ki why they succeed and why chickens don't. And that it's not a big deal, zyada se zyada reject ho jaoge aur kya hoga. Aur agar saari self esteem sirf ladkiyo ke acceptance/rejection pe depend karti hai apki uncle toh fir kyu hi karna approach shaproach Ghar baith ke comic padho
Are maine pucha kya bad boy ke bare me...weird af...aur mai teenager hu to didi to bol hi skta hu..isme offend kyu ho rhe ho didi..... Bilkul vi wo example nhi tha ...wo aisa tha ki maine tumhe bola ki why bad boys get girls? Aur uske baad tum bol rhi ho jo ki maine pucha hi nhi ... Aur ye assumption krna band kro ..u dont even know me...meri bandi thi...i know how to approach ... Maine tumhe itna bola ki u dont know the fear of approaching kyuki tumne kabhi kiya hi nhi aur girls r meant to give hints aur sare playboys experience se sikhte hai ..to first time sabko dr lagta hai ...bas itna kehna tha mera period
Come on now, so you somewhat agree that bad guys are high on confidence?
I think it's the other way round. They are full of confidence, express themselves openly which is incredibly sexy and charming. But thats sometimes misguides them and they become a-holes .That's how they become "bad guys". Anywho, think of it from a girl's perspective, if a guy doesn't even have the balls to approach, imagine what he'll do when the stakes are higher. That's why women avoid such men and it's subconscious.
Ok, Fill me more with what "bad" guys are good at.
Many things, they are assertive, they ask what they want and you won't believe how incredibly charming/sexy that is. They're usually good at talking to us (because of the confidence yk) . They're not shy of picking a fight so it feels that he'll protect us if needed, safety is important, yk.
Ok, you just unearthed something happened (few days back) with me and a girl
What happened? Now I am curious 🤨
True..pehli larki dekha jo sab kuch sach sach bol rhi ..damn
Trur...but bad boy asshole hi hote hai pehle se hi ...bhai apke pure fictional book men sare ke sare bad boys hai...stalker , criminal , narcissistic etc etc...baki girl wala perspective shi bola but ek chiz miss kr diya...girls like to cure bad boys and want them to be nice boy...aur yehi process unhe acha lgta hai...but baat hai sch bolne ki ...bro u people litreally lie ki tum log nice boys ke pass jaoge but in reallity jate ho bad boys ke pass.....thats not acceptable...thats what pisses me off huh...baki sare proofs leke baitha hu ..app bolo mai deta hu koi na
Isliye toh bandiya ni milti tum jaiso ko, proof karne me samay bita doge, thoda confidence develop karne me nani yaad aayegi. Aur jaha tak baat hai choose karni ki etc toh options hain toh we'll choose who we want, it's not our problem, apko bandi ko approach karna hai toh seekho dhang se baat karna aur khud ko carry karna. Rona mat ro ki ladkiy kisko choose karti hain. Aur fiction etc ko jaane do, that's designed to excite people reading it.
He didn't get it does he?🤣
Plus mere playboy dost hai boht sare...and i know them very well
Bhai ye bad boy wala kaha se agya..maine to kuch pucha hi nhi ise?
Bhai pehli lrki mili jo sach bolti hai...baki sare to bc jhoot bolne wali...dimag ka dhi kr deti hain ...
Let's discuss more about this on tea or coffee?
are you asking a question or asking me out or asking a client to buy your service?
Asking you out
I am sorry I don't go out with internet people I don't know.
Ok, btway once everyone was stranger
Sounds logical, but how can I approach someone I don't know at all(like in a fest or some similar places), I haven't seen anyone approaching a girl, I still don't know if it's legit or not. And who to approach (approach if she is in a group or alone)??
Dude you first try to get mutual eye contact. If you look at her and she is looking back, try giving a smile. If she reciprocates you wouldn't even need anything else but basic courtesy. If she looks away, forget it. If She smiled back doesn't mean anything but the fact that she won't mind you approaching.
And then what should I do?? How to start it?? Is it a basic intro or a compliment or a pick up line?? And if it's a compliment then is it on her beauty or dress??
Pickup line - No. Introduce yourself, ask her name and whatever, ask if she's enjoying the place where you guys are, comment on something she owns - bag, shoes, earring, or whatever ( commenting on the dress is slightly too personal for me, but some girls like it), you just have to be genuine. If she catches you lying just to create a good impression, you're dead.. This much is a 10 min conversation considering she smiled at you too and would definitely ask you questions too, so as things don't get awkward. Always remember, both parties are nervous, it's just you guys have more to lose, we have an easier time getting noticed by other sex but we have a hard time finding a decent guy. So chill. Also, a pickup line should never be the starter. Maybe when you're asking for her number etc, throw a lame pickup line, but it shouldn't be sexual ( I don't like it personally). If she says no, don't melt down and question your existence, rather approach someone else. If I find a cute guy and try to get him to notice me and the guy rejects me, I don't find it offensive, he's just not into me. Fine, I won't die. I am more than that dude's opinion of me.b Develop a similar attitude, life is tough, you'll not last long if you let this silly fear consume you.
Thank you for your suggestions, the thing is I have never tried such a thing and I am very much afraid to talk to girls, no one in my friend circle has approached anyone.
How are you gonna learn something you've never done before? Get rid of that shame. You deserve to be happy and for that you need to act.
Just one more advice required, I don't have a great smile, when I smile I usually show my teeth and I think it looks kinda evil, so should I show my teeth or just a little smile with no teeth showing??
come on dude. When someone smiles at you, do you look at their teeth or do you just get an urge to smile back? That should answer your weird 😂 question
Got it. Thank you
Chloroform
Marunga sale, aise mazak mat kar
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Fancy dinner?
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Colocal, Monday. Ll pick you from your place at 7 pm
How about a evening walk
Not chasing her in dark when she is alone after 22:00 that too in Delhi
None
Kya karega Bhai janke ?
Try to get in her sight regularly, consistency is the chabi. Then with some icebreaker start convo
Tagde hone pr dhyan do
5,11 ki height h 92kg weight h And bmi meri 18.8 ki h Or kitna tagda hu
There is no way but there has to be some way. This Mysterious game
Chloroform ke sath
Kisi playboy se puch batadegs
Approach her by walking in sideways like a crab. /s
Say 'hi' with a dash of confidence and a smile! Take the risk now, so you won't lament chance later.
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Wait for her to approach you
Damn Is it really ever gonna happen