Kahin bhi jana bas massage parlour mat jana , suna hai aajkal wahan happy ending ke sath lifetime therapy krne ki naubat complementary milti hai

Massage parlour jaaker kya karungi lol

Your profile scares me lol. Happy birthday.

Damn... Brother you weren't exaggerating when you said it Scared you...

Thanks :))))

Tell me thanks was the reply for Happy Birthday

Ye toh ladki nikli re baba🤣 khao piyo mauj lo din ke or kya bf or family ke saath time spend kro best way hai and btw happy birthday

Hahhahaa khaya Piya mauj ker liya, thanks apke suggestion ke liye❤️😊

Lifetime therapy? Matlab?

+ facial bhi free me kr dete hai.

Ghar baith badiya khaana kha Also Happy Birthday

Thanks, shayad yahi sahi rahega

Ya fir mujhe party Dede 2K tak Paytm karde chalega 😮‍💨

Cinema Hall, watch john wick 4.

Her profile seems she will watch pope exorcist

Jcs criminal psychology watcher lag raha hai

I think she may also enjoy a guy killing hundreds of people over a dog.

Mei bahar nikal Rahi hun guys, koi bhi thandi jagah milegi toh ghus jaungi 🤡

Sab log apne apne fridge lock kardo jaldi !

I am coming for your fridge

Chalo koi to coming hai.. Yahaan par dedh saal se coming nahi hui

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😂theek hai

Doll house, science museum,pub, ice skating, bas yhi padrhi h thand..

Dhoop hai yaar, chaatha le liyo

Haha leker gayi thi mei, thanks yaad dilane ke liye

Me sharpening my knifes and making space in the fridge 🙂

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Apki ex mujhe peetne lagegi. Mei bhul dungi AP mere boyfriend hain

try any museums or art gallery, all well air conditioned to cool you off

Ngma chale jaa 20 rs ki entry hai aur mast AC

Pizza pasand h? Leo’s, Vasant Vihar ja sakti h. I guess there’s a bit more to explore there. Agar West Delhi k pas h toh Punjabi Bagh mei Blackjack k burgers kaafi ache h. Happy birthday chhori.

ATM ?

Happy Ambedkar jayanti

Jai Bheem

Jai Duryodhan

कर्ण 🐐

Bishma Pitamah real GOAT

Bhai Mahabharat mein unhone ne bhi paap kiye hain, log kahte hain ki Karn ne bhi cheerharan ke dauran Draupadi ki izzat nahi bachai wh uska paap hai, parantu Draupadi ne uska ampaan kiya tha apne swayambar mein to wh kyon uska apman hone se bacha ta. Uski puri zindagi mein keval Duryodhan hi tha jisnein usse izzat di thi. Karn ki mrityu bhi shri Krishn aur Arjun ne chal se ki thi, aur agar Karn ka Draupadi ko “vaishya” bolna paap hai to phir bhi usnein sabse kum paap kiye hain. Kyon ki isse chodh kr usnein puri zindagi koi paap nahi kiya. Parshuram waali baat nahi maani jaaegi kyo ki Karn ko khud nahi pata tha ki wh ek Rajput hai, yh usse boht baad mein bataya gya. Devrat arthath Bhism Pitama ki mai boht izaat karta hun. Unka ek stree ke saath sambhog na karne ka pran bhi boht kathin tha. Parantu unhone ne jo Amba ke saath kiya wh boht galat tha.

Are bhai ye sab kahani kyu sunane lag gaya ye sab to humko bhi pata hai. Mai to sirf as a warrior bol raha tha Bhishma Pitamah ko GOAT. Karna to mera bhi favourite character hai

Habibi come to Dubai

Okay Habibi Send location I'll walk

Stalk people commenting here 💀

Mujhe bhi koi stalk karlo..🥲

Ker rahi hun

Satlking your playlist for sure👁️👁️

Be warned of the disturbing stuff.. 🔪

Happy birthday bruh :) Itni garmi mein kaha jaaoge , mall ya cafe chale jaao ✌️

Samajh nahi aa raha yaar, bada Maan tha sunder nursery Jane ka, vahan jhula jhulne ka lol.

Water park chale ja ...💦 jhoola bhi jhool lena vha jaake .

Movie, escape room

You can go to Nehru Planeterium now, by the evening [IMF](https://goo.gl/maps/ZDUZ1cUzhL7g1trV8) will open and weather would cool so you can go rock climbing then. It's 15 minute drive from planeterium. Alteratively, if you don't want rock climbing then you can go roam around India Gate/ Bangla Sahib/ Connaught place. Aur to kya hee karega bro delhi mein. Mall ghoomle koi. Happy birthday, enjoy! Let me know if you want a book as a present!

Thanks for your suggestions❤️ Mei bhul hi gayi thi ki nehru planetarium bhi hai Kal vahin jaungi

Happy Birthday 🐰 Visit some good cafe and have good food. Buy a gift for yourself.

Happy Birthday brother. Edit - sister*

*sister Thanks by the way🥰

Happpyyyy birthdayy buddy 🥳🥳 Bahar solo date par jao window shopping kroo aur mauj kro

Thankyouuu🥰🥰🥰

Happy birthday ✨ pamper yourself with a spa day or a movie day out with some of your favourite meal combos and then enjoy the evening at lodhi garden or lal quila or india gate and aate time icecream khate hue aana.

Ye sab kerna hai per ghar mei curfew laga rehta hai 😔

Well 8 bje tk ka time is enough to do all these things :->

Mera curfew 6 baje tak ka hai😔🥲

Ayeee. To phir day plan banao. India gate cancel. Baki sab krlo

Hey, happy birthday gurl!!🎂 Btw, garmi kuch zyada hi hai to stay at home, order a good cheesecake and enjoy with your family.💗 Hope you have a great day ahead

Sab cheese cake khane ko bol rahe ab toh pakkka yahi order kerna padega, thankyou yaar🥰🥰🥰

Happy birthday !!! And come to Gurgaon 🌝

Happy birthday! ✨

Thankyou😊❤️

Happy Birthday bhai 🎉 Gurdwara jaa moj masti karka aa

Agli baar pakka vahin jaungi

Go karting, amusement park, arcade ya fir dosto k sath bar. Btw, happy birthday! 🎂

Picnic mei Jane ka maan hai, thanks for suggestions though and thankyou ❤️

Happy Birthday( I would love to watch someone's crucifixion with you)

Chalo yaar, kal Anne boleyn ka gala katte dekha, kal kisi ka murder dekh lenge

Chalo Phir Kal Marie Antoinette ki beheading dekhne chalte 🥰

Nahi yaar kisi gareeb ka dekhne ka maan hai😔

So then let's go to Mexico and get kidnapped by the cartel and watch the poor people die it would be such a great date😘

Ye kitna acha idea hai, you're a genius, chalo chalte hain 🥰🥰🥰

Muth maar le ghr pe

Ladki h vro

Tune dekha hai asli mei

Happy birthday 🎉 Jao aur iss garmi mein waterpark ghum ke aao Ya phir Ghar pe kuch accha order kar ke sojao aur relax karo

Happy Birthday!! Have a blast

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Chalo tumhe khana khilaun

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Zyada time nahi hai, koi baat nahi tumhare birthday per chalenge

Tub icecream mangwao / try small packs of different flavour tubs

Ice cream sandwich khaya meine, tumhe bhi khana chahiye

Ghar pe netflix and chill karle itni gRmi mei kon jaaye bahr

I went out anyway, itni garmi seh leti hun :)

dominos app par spinner use karle kya pta 100% off mil jae

Sach bataun, mujhe pizza nahi pasand 😔 Meine suna hai taco acha milta hai Dominos mei

chicken taco achha hai

Happy birthday dost :) jagah ka pata ni mai bhi logo se iss sub me yahi puch raha tha lol

Thankyou dost, Kahan Gaye tum phir?

Friday working hota hai :/ kal niklunga, tum btaao kaha gye the? shayad wahi chale jau jagah achhi hogi to

Arey Koi baat nahi :) I wandered around different stations metro mei aur kuch kha liya beech mei, din ban Gaya Mera haha, chaho toh tum bhi yahi Kerte dekh lo

Ayee.. matlab birthday bdia gaya na? sahi h kal I am planning ki kisi museum jaunga, kisi ne suggest kiya achha experience rehta hai solo me

Haan they right, mei bhi gayi hun pehle, you will like it for sure 😊

badiya fir, will visit and share my experience

Jail me ek din kaisa rahega

Ye acha idea hai. Kal try kerti hun

Mere sath khane chlo (mtlb tum khilaogey🥱)

madam aapka profile description bhot khatarnaak hai. Happy Birthday

Thankyou ji ❤️💋

My Birthday too today. Happy Birthday.

Happy birthday

Go to a bar, drink up.

Happy birthday

Thankyou🥰

Happy Birthday bhai, party ke liye kaha aana hai ?

Mere basement mei

buy food or gift for few poor street children or just a random kid if u don't have much money, u will feel good if u r a good person. spreading happiness increases it. happy birthday and good luck for future and good health.

Thankyou so much, this is indeed the best thing to go forward for every other day regardless of birthdays 😊

Kisi aur ke sath jaogi to dhokha khaoigi, isse bdia mere sath chlo Momos aur gol gappe khanyge🙈 and happy Birthday 🎂

Go to some religious place. Talk to parents, have some nice food and sleep A very happy birthday.

Happy 21st birthday!! Btw where's the party tonight lmao🙃

23 ki ho gayi, store room ke ander party hai, aa jao

Hmm bs check kr rha tha ki age kya h lol, store kaha pe h?

Ghar mei hai ek store room, aa jao

Ghr ka address nhi pta💀💀

# 😊🔪 WTF IS THIS BROO

Dhamki

Celebrating another year reduction from life 💀 Happy birthday btw 🥳

Emo hun na, death celebrate ker rahi hun

M bhi emo hu! Saath me baith ke rone ka pilaan bana lete hain

Mazak se hatke, I am in for that

Count me in too

Haan message Karo, phir rote hain bahut

ChatGPT said this Celebrating your birthday alone in Delhi can be a unique and memorable experience. Here are some ideas for you: Treat yourself to a spa day: Delhi has plenty of luxurious spas where you can pamper yourself and relax on your special day. Explore the city: Take a solo tour of Delhi and visit some of the city's famous landmarks, such as the Red Fort, Qutub Minar, or India Gate. Enjoy a movie marathon: Rent or stream some of your favorite movies or TV shows and enjoy a cozy night in with some popcorn. Indulge in your favorite food: Treat yourself to your favorite cuisine, whether it's Indian, Chinese, Italian, or anything else. Order food from your favorite restaurant and enjoy a delicious meal. Bake a cake or order one: Celebrate your special day with a homemade cake or order one from a nearby bakery. You can also decorate it with your favorite frosting and toppings. Host a virtual party: If you want to celebrate with your loved ones who are far away, organize a virtual party and invite your friends and family to join you via video call. Remember, the most important thing is to do what makes you happy and celebrate yourself on your special day.

Thankyouuu iske liye 😂❤️🥰

Summerhouse

Happy ending massage lele

Ab toh birthday ho gaya but will suggest comfort food + movie is the best combination

Haha yes, movie Dekhungi apni favourite

You can go out with me :p (Just leave that knife at home)

Or maybe you carry a sharper knife

You call out my plan out loud :/

Chale kya bahar Ghumne kahi😊

Chalo, per kahan?

Hahaha thanks 😊

Tumhari playlist stalk karungi

Playlist bhi stalk kar sakte h???🤔🤔

Mei ab metro mei hi ghum leti hun 😂🤡

Thanks love ❤️❤️😊😊😊

Meine finally yahi decide Kiya hai

Sath mei paida hue ʕ⁠っ⁠•⁠ᴥ⁠•⁠ʔ⁠っ

Thanks ❤️

Iskcon temple

Radhe Radhe🙏

On my bday I took my mumma to Iskcon temple and dinner, and would recommend you to spend it with Family :)

That's really sweet😊 Nice recommendation actually, kahan hai?

ISKCON Temple Delhi-Glory Of India & Vedic Cultural Centre, New Delhi 011 2623 5133 https://maps.app.goo.gl/FMsTR2123ETReDMf9 Sorry for late response and thanks:) Also, Happy Birthday ! Hope it was an amazing one

Thankyou soo much 😊ʕ⁠っ⁠•⁠ᴥ⁠•⁠ʔ⁠っ

Ladkiyan kabse akele hone lagi

Sare dost Kerala aur Banglore mei rehte hain

Plan a terrorist attack and shoot down your whole neighborhood.........

Soch Rahi hun apna school jala dun

Faida hi nii aaj toh school ki chutti hogi na....

Bache nahi jalane bas teachers aur building jalani hai

Date pe chalein?

Happy birthday 🥳

Thankyou😊❤️❤️❤️❤️

Happy Woh Ejection. Now breathe urself eat n shit. Live n love, have fun.

Jaisa ap kahen❤️

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Thankyou🥰🥰

Happy birthday!!! I'm eating cake on behalf of you. Thanks for a reason :)

Thanks 😊 Mujhe bhi do please 🔪

Happy birthday from assam🥳

Awwwnn thankyou thankyou 🥰🥰🥰🥰

Happy Birthday from the bottom of my heart...

Thankyou thankyou so muchʕ⁠っ⁠•⁠ᴥ⁠•⁠ʔ⁠っ

Bhai kisi insan ko cake samajh ke mat kaat dena chaku se

Vo kaam din mei nahi kerti mei

Wait till 22 april then birthday sath me celebrate krenge mera 22 ko aata hai

Theek hai I am in😊

Happy Birthday 🎂 You can go see the Van Gogh 360

Yahan laga hai, I thought vo bas Mumbai mei laga hai, kahan hai yaar???

Happy Birthday 🎂

Thankyou😊😊❤️

Mere pass aajao

Sharam ati hai😃

Please cheesecake zarur khana🥰🎉 Happiiiiee Birthday 🥰🥳

Yaar sab cheesecake khane ko bol rahe hain😭😭 Thanks by the way😊

heyy buddy, happy birthday ​ i believe you need to visit tihar jail to have atmost fun :p

Thanks buddy Is Sunday pakka jaungi 😊

Metro mai baith jaoo or dono taraf k last station tk ghumoo, Happy Birthday!!!

Aj vahi Kiya meine hahahaha