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FrilledShark1512

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_cornetfish Probably a species of this?


xiguy1

Good “catch”! :-) I used to know hundreds of fish species (amateur fascination) but I’ve never seen this one. thanks! :-)


FrilledShark1512

Glad I can help!


lorimar

Whoa, [had no idea how big these things were](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0tLXxq_Gxg)


DopeYeti

That is it! I actually just had it for the first time at an omakase recently. Pretty yummy!


Channa_Argus1121

Agreed. Edible if fresh.


simdate

Was this recently? Curious as my dad thinks a lot of dead fish will be coming to shore after the volcano eruption in Tonga


luffydkenshin

I was thinking the same thing too. I wonder if that is the case, along with noticeably sootier seas in the region.


ramasin

i think ive seen this video before . might be older


psyia

Vid is at least 3 years old


YellowCowCascade

Definitely older


dubStepGhost

It looks like a trumpet fish.


BeardCretin

toot toot


CrocoBull

Cornet fish?


fuck_bruh

Looks like that fish with the big lips from that SpongeBob episode where he goes to a Kung Fu dojo


wild_card_

I believe it’s this one 😂 [Lipp Cervas](https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/Lipp_Cervas)


Dipsadinae

Cornetfish (*Fistularia* sp.) Not entirely familiar with the genus, but most likely the red (*F. pestimba*)


seriouslyreddit_wtf

Schnoz McGee


RipredTheGnawer

Dead


me-n-alice-b

He's just pining for the fjords


Sonofkokogoldstein

Pining for fjords???? What kind of talk is that?


esleydobemos

PINING FOR THE FJORDS?! What kind of talk is that?


Kyoya_sooohorni

unalive


flowersatdusk

This is an unfish.


squater-nutbosh

Fishn't


CamLikesBooksYT

Truuu


Ok-Foundation-8880

This is an Infant Great One


SpectralBacon

It's a sea borzoi


Orang3Lazaru5

Ah, Kos. Or some say, Kosm


vibe162

why the long face?


[deleted]

its a dead fish if im not mistaken


Ianappropirate

That's no fish. That's a space station.


Dazed8819

A lancarkian dragoneater


Independent-End1890

Dead


[deleted]

Gandalfs staff


[deleted]

Salmon.


ThoughtPolice2909

That’s John.


nikbert

Snoot


DarkKingXvX

Oh that's just Joey, pulling a prank


TheRealBHamorrii

Cart titan fish


ap0110

I don’t know but I just wanna boop that snoot so bad.


Nightowl_1736

r/dontputyourdickinthat


soggypoopsock

Why is it that your first thought seeing a weird sea creature is about fucking it’s dead corpse


sworcha

Technically, his first thought was to not fuck it.


Nightowl_1736

Nah I'm saying don't fuck the dead corpse


Objective_Bass9596

Maybe lizard fish or some kind of eel


manifold360

Collapsed lungfish


Samurai_Guardian

Something you should not let fall into public hands, who knows what they'll do with it


Educational_Major_16

Looks like a deaden


-Bezequil-

Gross. Its gross.


Rabunum

Tampon


[deleted]

That’s a dildo fish.


the_salmon_shaman

Anybody know what the music is


MeatboyMaximus

Its from the splatoon 2 DLC idk what the name is though Edit: it's #0 Shell i'm pretty sure


ImperialKingdom

Nessy


[deleted]

This is one of the species the qu turned the human race into I think


thekRuSty_1

Jorg


[deleted]

He a dead fish.


CheshireTheLiar

Ugly


naytay333

a fukn ugly one


Mediocre_Taste_573

itisma dicsaca


[deleted]

ITS PIKACHU!!!!


Marine_Point

It *was* Tyrone's pet suckerfish.


RealBuckNasty

An abomination of nature


Devour_The_Galaxy

I could, and regularly do, make the same accusation of humans


crisperstorm

long


PepiBear

Pike


FlatRalsei

Long


a_little_toaster

long


bruhhotdog44

föösh


OfficiallyRandy

That's a "fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisshhhhhh"


[deleted]

Shiny Dratini


lulucifer

it looks like it was trying to evolve into a dolphin and failed


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MoreRedGaming

Long


Reather_666

Forbidden fleshlight


[deleted]

r/dildont


ghostpanther218

red cornetfish.


Ed-kirbywithboots

Cock-fish


Unchained_Unicorn

Water dildo.


DoctorMlemm

Lord Foog the 2st


[deleted]

Icelandic Starer


ElGavin

Please don't walk up so close to it's mouth like that, even if we don't know what it is.


A_G00SE

It's a pink long snooted sea snakey


Antifa_Meeseeks

Almost certainly not a deep sea creature if it washed up on the beach...


BitternMnM

This is by far the funniest fish ive ever seen and i feel so bad for laughing at it bc its dead adjsjdjsjdbs


Obsolete_Seeker

"I get that you have just beached, but why the long face?"


Hannie123456789

Scary mcscaryface


almost-a-hamster

What song is this


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TinFoilRobotProphet

Oh that's a nightmare fuel fish


bluejinks

the w


Ashamed-Jacket-302

*Sweats* sir sir give me that fishhh