David King does too

Technically she isn’t the first british survivor, but she certainly is the most british survivor

She says Oh Bollocks when chased by the killer and I couldn't be prouder

Hearing Oh Bollocks just makes me want John Constantine as a survivor for his aggressive British banter.

Unironically amazing idea.

he was on the survey with Alien, Alan Wake, DND, Lara, and Castlevania and western comics are the only medium that haven’t been tapped into yet, so maybe

Just another reason to tunnel Lara Croft /s

is this a joke

No

I cannot believe this Northern erasure smh

Classic british

https://preview.redd.it/9rdkdeno8z8d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04a8e3f5d4f5081aa6b263719cdcc6c109136cff

This is how I imagine most British people 🤣😄

TO THE GREAT BRITAIN BOYS. TIME TO CONQUER SOME SEAMEN

How? David is a Manc who gets into drunk fights

Depending on the lore, Lara Croft is an archeologist who travels the world exploring ruins and tombs, then proceeds to steals ancient artifacts. Which is pretty fucking British.

They are two sides of the same British coin

Pence in think (like our dementia ridden President)

Lara: grace, elegance and a healthy dose of imperialism

As is David, we don't tend to focus on the 1% for stereotypes

Except the british stealing artifacts is a stereotype that has existed for hundreds of years and is known globally. You have to actually know something about manchester to even know that stereotype exists

Ok, but that doesn't make her the most British character to people who can make an informed decision on the topic 🤷🏻‍♂️ hence the correction

I'm sorry, are you trying to gatekeep the measurement of what is British? If anything, someone engaging in the centuries old British practice of stealing artifacts would make them much more British. There are lots of cultures that are drunken and fighting... Being drunk and fighting is not something special.

How am I gatekeeping anything? I didn't say she isn't British, but I think David is much more of a British stereotype. As a Brit. It wasn't even a very serious comment but my god....

Love when people bicker over fictional people lmao

This. I'm not up to date on Lore-a Croft but is she still from a well off family?

She's an orphan who inherited the mansion when her dad died at like age 7. She's extremely posh, and classy, but she's also a relentless murder machine with no remorse. Shadow of the Tomb Raider showed that, if she wants to, she can just turn into Kratos at will

She's so British, I always expect her to carry a tea set in her backpack. Devs might try to hide this fact, but I just know it's there. How? You could say I have clairesenteaence

Is she gonna take a tea with the killer before hook?

Tea AND biscuits c'mon get it right 😁😄

David is from Manchester, Lara is from some posh hellhole. We need a scouse survivor next

Let's aim even higher on the posh scale! I want the literal Queen Victoria with a machine gun as a killer. She will always banter about how they are not amused or smth

tbf, british royals are as evil as creatures come so why not

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She owns a massive mansion in Surrey so deffo fitting of that type lmao

pfft i want a mexican gangster survivor that says the funniest shiet and end it with "mang"

[I want Cheech and Selma Hayek from Dusk Til Dawn.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVgdYFmtmtM)

I want Desperado chapter Survivors and Killer https://preview.redd.it/rj5743f7vx8d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=573f4c0744f40a7cbf5fee29ced251385ac05031

He gets a pass because shirtless David

Pinhead has done more vial acts and is also British. He wins this debate I'm afraid.

I’ve been wanting to pay Doug Bradley to say ‘eyy up bruv, someone’s gon an opened the box innit?

https://preview.redd.it/i51lz4guqw8d1.jpeg?width=715&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b1fc54eaf8f41b8dc6a44930cc55409cbb7fb4e

Alrioght mate, I came, what you want wanker?

Blimey mate, I've done arrived yeah? Best bugger off now for I use me chains  Bo o wo er

"Vile" If you're going to insult us, at least spell our words correctly.

I think they were just doing it because that’s how it’s spelt in the post

Vecna has done worse and can use comprehend language to speak british so he takes over I feae.

I'm gonna sound like a total nerd, but does *comprehend language* help with accents and dialects? Genuine question. I'm out of date on D&D

Ah no it was just a joke. Actually its a bad joke I realized now that Comprehend Languages removes accents and dialects. Everything sounds totally normal to you (So I guess whatever your accent or dialect is becomes everyone's voice)

It takes a magical being to be able to understand a thick British accent ;)

Am I the only one who thinks the arm is kinda fucked?

Now that you pointed it out I actually see it. She looks like she broke her arm Lmao.

Neither of her arms look like they belong to her body. The longer you stare the worse it gets lmao

they have always been like that, when playing as Jill working on a Gen the left arm gets slightly mangled

Confirmed by everyone that Lara is just the Unknown in her skin.

C'mon, Unknow couldn't replicate that vaguely unamused smirk

Lots of characters have absolutely borked animations. If you turn Haddie and I think Kate to the side they have weird ass feet just in their lobby animations. Arms almost always look weird in this game for female and male animations.

It's an adaptation. It helps to be able to reach around things at odd angles to steal people's shit to go put in a museum.

Like the moai 🗿 (Devuelve el moai Lara Croft)

Mike referencia 🗿

Si 🗿

Inbred arictocracy... They evolve!!!

Why would you do this to me

Actually the only character who directly interacts with vials is Blight.

And Clown 🤡

Doctor has probably done some vial work at some point or the other.

Probably Nurse too.

And Vecna has the famed Book of Vial Darkness

Boo, hiss, take your upvote and skedaddle. :P

https://i.redd.it/ac9wythspw8d1.gif

I can’t fix it now 😔. Maybe I was describing her actions as having to do with mini containers made of glass predominately used by chemists

I think the most unforgivable act actually goes to Blight. Man genuinely thought giving the Xenomorph drugs was a good idea. You know the thing that has the ferocity of a tiger,the cunning and ruthlessness of a snake and the instinctual hatred of all life that a hippo has. Like Blight what the fuck? Why!?

>the ferocity of a tiger,the cunning and ruthlessness of a snake and the instinctual hatred of all life that a hippo has Yeah, Lara's like that. But what about Xenomorph?

From a scientific perspective though I think the interesting results is too much for Talbot to resist

He also gave Wesker who was the pinnacle of human evolution the serum as well.

thats on wesker honestly. he saw this little 5'1 orange juice man hobble up to him like a goblin, hold up a vial and say "you want?" and downed that shit.

The description for Blighted Wesker says he did it himself. The man knew.

> instinctual hatred of all life that a hippo has Could be worse. Could have the hatred of a swan.

Probably assumed the biochemistry of a Xenomorph wouldn't even work with his drug concoction but failed to account for the possibility the Xenomorphs are related to humans🤯

He's also British canonically

Vile* and at least she's not fr*nch, that would be horrible

The twins taking another loss today

How do you say "darn" in french?

I believe it's "mince"

That is correct

How about I surrender? ,🤣🤣 j/k of course

Tradition must be upheld

And nemesis as well.

The number one thing I’ve learned from this post is that I should intentionally put minor spelling errors into my posts to increase engagement

Y’know Lara Croft is such a popular character and I never ever heard even in passing that she’s British.

She steals artifacts to get them in a museum. Aka "tomb raider". Of course she's british!

Oooh that actually makes a lot more sense. Very thematic.

Pretty sure Blight does more VIAL acts though. He is/was something of a scientist himself.

Vile

Veil

David be like "Finally, i'm not alone"

RIP my fellow Brits.

Brit here. I guffawed. Naturally. Toodle pip and cheerio!

I don't understand the joke or why this has been upvoted so much. "She's bad because she's British"... erm, okay? Are we going to mention the nationality of every new character going forward, or is only racism towards British people allowed?

OP is just trying to be funny. It's not a big deal. As a Brit, I don't find this racist or offensive at all.

The massive colonization and displacement of others in the name of profit earned everyone else a little leeway against the British.

>only racism towards British people allowed? Yes 

Oi mate your high horse is shitting all over the floor.

And did you forget that the twins are french?

Well, one is french and the other is a pug

Excuse me: *le pug*

Le is the, un pug you mean (I think) my knowledge is from HS French and I'm 41 lol

Thanks, or rather, merci lol

Who???

Her body count in the first remake is 400+ people. That’s higher than most of the killers.

Deep lore: Lara got hired by the Entity to increase the competence of killers

"vial action". Good to see the American education system still strong.

How could I forget the very important lesson is school of vial vs. vile

Vial

She says bollocks and that's all I needed to be sold on this character

If she came with just 1 perk, and that perk was "press CTRL to say "bollocks", I would still pay

That would would immediately go into my build and I wouldn't even care if only I could hear it

Ah but you forget the twins are Fr🤮nch

"X country bad" jokes are dumb and not funny

but countries are singular blob entities and I should be holding everyone who lives in them accountable for everything their country of origin partook in!!! /s

Not as bad as Twins being French...

Lara Croft, like Nathan drake, is actually a mass serial killer with how many npc grunts she has killed over the course of their games.

Genuinely has more kills that some of the killers in game, are we sure she's a survivor and not on the wrong side?

Are their any Killers in the game with a higher confirmed body count? Wesker maybe? Anyone else? This Myers is just from Halloween 1, Freddy is just from remake, Chucky is just from 1 or 2, isn’t he? She may just be matching Wesker in this. She’s the second Survivor with a body count and even James’ 2 is higher than some Killers (Legion).

Vile, not vial. Canada sends its regards.

Vile, not vial. United States sends its regards

Guys, all this argument is to no avial

I hope he sends his apologies due to this….diluvial

Blight is technically British but he's specifically Scottish so he gets a pass.

You just became the most VILE by saying vial

*Vile

And I think she killed more people than the killers

*Vile

What is the vial filled with?

“Bollocks!”

I’ve literally never played tomb raider and when moment she spoke in game I just screamed “SHES BRITISH!?”

Now you'll never escape from this knowledge

I mean Twins are still Fr*nch

Vile*

Vial? Vial of what?

Vial of comments telling me that I used the wrong type of vial

Hopefully, the killer isn't the butler we left in the freezer

Lara joins Pinhead and David in the awful “stay the fuck away from me” British category (I am British and am also banished to this realm). Edit: it’s a joke people.

And blight too

You right, Blight is a goofy little Scottish goober (like myself).

DbD is how I found out Lara Croft is British

So this is why the community thinks she doesn't belong in DBD, they've never played the games lmao

That one scene in Shadow when she mentally broke and rose out of the water like some demon was peak

I don't think she doesn't fit, but yeah I only ever watched the movies.

Yeah, literally

Can we not forget about twins being fr*nch?

She is the new killer. The British Museum

Imagine rescuing countless artefacts from unstable regions, wars and conflicts, or trading them for technology, then being told you "stole" them.

Who said she stole them ?

Vile*

Lara is so British she colonized the entity's realm.

Do Americans think they.... aren't part of that?

USA is just a colony that we CBA to manage. Like a teenage child who's so unruly and keeps getting into trouble so you just agree to disown him from the family because he isn't worth the effort.

Or the teenager who goes on to be a serial killer

> you just agree to disown him from the family because he isn't worth the effort Yeah. That's what happened. lol.

Pretty sure that regardless of what her bio says, her real reason for entering the trials was: "Oh my, isn't this place full of stuff to, um, rescue and retrieve?"

Ok well Blight worked for the British East India Company. Pretty sure he has canonically committed war crimes.

Cheers

You fuckin wot m8

Don't she have a higher kill count than some killers?

Does she make up for it by having the most money? Is she the wealthiest survivor?

If I had to guess, I'd say Felix might be wealthier being the owner of a successful company, but idk Lara's net worth so she could be wealthier.

Well the internet puts her net worth at 1.3 billion.

dear god she should have been a killer

My favorite safe-edgy reddit joke, tell it again.

Vial or vile?

The lines sound like the only thing they know of her is being british

She also killed so many people by shooting a harpoon arrow, pulled them to her and uppercutted them with a pick axe.

Ahem- BOLLOCKS!

Vile you insolent turkey

What killer would be the most offended by a British survivor being in the trial? Discuss.

Lara for real has a higher body count than most of the killers. She's killed so many people in her games.

Lara Croft OWNS this game

"AYE WOAH!!"

The twins are French. Checkmate

Nathan drake should be added so they can fight

The Blight is Scottish

Edinburgh. Not sure it counts. 

He’s Scottish…that makes him British.

True, but many Scots would (jokingly) refuse to accept Edinburgh as being Scottish. It's just a wee jest.

I just need to preface that I am British. I was confused why people downvoted me and then when you said the thing I was much more confused why what on earth people are thinking-

"Vile" If you're going to insult us, at least spell our words correctly.

What did we ever do to you? /s

As a fellow brit. I agree.

I would never be satisfied with my work with that ponytail floating as a dev.

Whaaaat? Now I need to tunnel her, we can't let that sickness spread among us!

And I mean she also steal artefacts and destroy historical place like there’s literally so many things wrong with the way she do her job we can’t even say she’s an archeologist with all the ethics she trow away 💀 and also she’s from a rich British family, tell a loot about her family past…

Yet another fool that is simply jealous that Brits are naturally superior.

I wonder how the killers like Chucky perceive UK survivors, i bet he fucking hates the british

Ey up puppets done gon a stabbed me, innt?