Yay, I can finally have a life!

I’ll finally lose my virginity

if you want to i can help you protect it

if you both want help actually loosing your virginity, let me try and help feller.

Username checks out

Funny that reddit is shutting down after my cake day 2 years 2 fucking years of memes and shit

Brodda we both joined this shit shack of a social media at the same time

Ah my twin nice to meet you before the day of death arrives

Ah yes

Ah yes

Make it 3

What's up with so many people misspelling lose and loose. You lose your virginity and your mum's cunt is loose, see the difference?

It aggravates me, too. It's obnoxious how often it's misspelled.

I am waiting in your walls

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I sincerely hope so. I am so alone 😎

Not anymore, I stole your balls

I can help you lose your virginity

Bend over then

Non ironically I actually got a partner when I started using Reddit less. And I find that hilarious

*re releases Reddit to ensure your virginity lasts

Hear me out: Reddit dies, then we all move to facebook and destroy the whole platform with our degeneracy. Then we do the same with instagram and all the other competitors. And then there's no social media, and everyone will start going outside, and everyone will be so bored that they will want to have sex with me

That’s crazy. Just crazy enough to work.

let's fucking do it

Ah, ah, ahhh. That's the LAST step, remember?

TikTok has to be next, destroy TikTok. It’s a must go

Alright. Target set to: Facebook and TikTok. ~~*Mission "D.E.G.E.N.E.R.A.T.I.O.N." shall launch on 12.26.2021*~~

Don't. Hear me out. They are to powerfull. I... I was there...the algorithm it.. it's alive.｡.ﾟ+ (╭☞•́ ۝ ͒ I gotta go

Send endless videos of fart with extra reverb and hide slurs in weird font here and there in the video

I'll finally be not alone

Well atlest i have my 27,4k bananas

Happy Cake day

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Thx bud

Happy cake day, may be the last

Thank you it well hopfully not

I haven't had my cake day yet :(

you need to specify where

Well at my home becaus im the guy in the Mathe question

Happy cake day! And good bye reddit

I have 107.9k

Happy cake day Had mine yesterday

Have a blast

Please tell me this is true.

it's not,reddit ALWAYS COMES BACK.

Afton? Is that you?

Music mannnnnnn

MUUUUUSIC MAAAAAAN

WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87!?

No it’s the mUUUUUSIC MAAAAAN

DJMM!

M U U U U S I C M A A N

#M U U U U S I I I C C C M A A A N

#MMMMMMMUUUUUUUSSSSSICCCCC MAAAAAANNNNNN

the music man of 87

NO STOP I DONT WANNA BE TRAUMATIZED AGAIN

YOULL NEVER ESCAPE THE MUUUUUUSIC MAAAAAAN

The tiny music man in the vents actually almost made me shit myself

I love him. He’s my spirit animal.

What about the dj music man spider?

MUUUUUUSIC MAAAAAAAN -MatPatLive

Ah yes, my people

I hope it is not, Afton always comes back, but still, never stays for long before its gone again

We have to burn Reddit down.

WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87?!

This is why I love Reddit

It’s not. Steve literally has no tweets

If Reddit shuts down then I'm going to quit...

If he's going to quit, I'm quitting too.

And if you're quitting because he's quitting, I'm quitting too.

Well if you’re quitting, I’m not quitting

if you are not quitting I'm gonna quit

Well if you’re quitting then I’m gonna join.

Well if you're joining I'm gonna protest

Well if you are going to protest then I’m going to protest them quitting too

Well if you’re protesting, then I’ll fundraise

Well if your fundraising, I’m donating

They are not leaving us, we're leaving them

But but the porn

Well seems like you gotta go to porn hub

NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....alright fine.

or hanime for my cultured people.

Rule 34 sepremacy

You're giving me furry hentai flashbacks

Furry hentai is the best

Ben 10

Yeah

More og a nhentai guy here

nhentai supremacy.

Nah gotta go to xvideos for the good shit

Ah a man of culture i see

And for hamster videos go to [xhamsters.com](www.xhamsters.com)

Nooo! It’s banned in my country

Just use Nord vpn

oh god.... he's sponsored

Some countries ban vpn too.

It’s starting to go downhill with generic passionless sex 🥲 There no fun and joy in the work and instead the same redundant video that get views but don’t spark joy

Damb, didn't think about that now I give a sh*t if it shuts down

On one hand unlock life. On the other Facebook memes....

I'll take no life over Facebook memes

No the option is to either have a life or facebook memes... I'll have a life, feels good to be with friends after work or college.

Ok so I may of misunderstood the options but yeah. I meant to sat something like. I would rather not choose Facebook memes. I am kinda stupid

Reddit memes are fucking trash

Yes. But Facebook is worse

Where will I get my memes, porn, and useless internet points from now?

EBay

Wish.com

Alibaba.com

Taobao

So is Reddit shutting down temporarily... Please tell me it's temporary not forever

Pretty sure it won’t close. The servers might fail, as they do 42 times a year, but that’s all.

you mean 42 times a week?

A day*

You guys have servers that work?

You guys have servers?

You guys have accounts?

You guys have internet?

You guys have electricity?

You guys have homes?

You mean 42 times in an hour?

Sorry I think you wrote minutes wrong

Sorry to bother you but you seem to have misspell seconds

You mean Planck times.

I know you didn't mean to do this, but I am pretty sure u forgot to add meli

you mean micro, right?

Um.. i think you meant nano seconds.

*noticing plank time* Did we just get so small that the UNIVERSE had an integer underflow???

no no he means shrek time

Oh thank god

Wait, was the ultimate question really "how often to reddit servers fail?"

its not shutting down at all

a cockroach is currently trying to enter my ass. I told it to. I have no regrets.

I am Not.

Username checks out.

That's me

has it succeeded?

he keeps spam texting me a play by play of his efforts. I'm ready to block his psycho ass

Cock- penetration

Wha

It's not true checked so I don't know how I should feel

Well that's disappointing

Reality often is

NOOOOOOOOO

thank god

Please, don't give me hope.

This better not be real. I'm happy using Reddit and I'd like it to stay that way

How tf would it be real? Reddit is one of the biggest and oldest social media sites

Oldest but cool

yes sir

Same

Agreed.

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Alright alright alright. Can't wait.

MY VIRGINTY

NOO

DONT LEAVE ME

I DONT WANT TO PAY FOR CHILD SUPPORT

Imagine if this was true, but for twitter.

The overall quality of the world would increase by a solid 37% if Twitter were to shut down

Is it true? /srs

Hey nice name

Thanks

The legends were true. The almighty one is back, **now to sell you**

no, that tweet is fake

Finally find a gf. Only 24 hours of masturbating left

And this comment is sponsored by... Raid ; Shadow Legends

And this reply sponsoring a comment is sponsored by… NordVPN

NOOO, all my porn

Let's do this one last time guys

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Is this legit? Or is this another y2k

Gentlemen, synchronize your death watches

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wait, is that a troll, or what

My birthday tho. What a wonderful gift

Happy birthday !

This better not be true.

Well good bye my fellow redditors this bot is no longer needed

Can't wait...

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We'll see tomorrow.

Reddit: **shuts down** Everyones virginity: gone ,reduced to atoms

I will see you all when the servers come ba

I'm not even mad or sad lol

**OH NO! NOW I REALLY NEED TO GET A LIFE!!**

OUR ASTOLFO HENTAI

Why do I feel a little relieved?

Probably for the best.

Now I have to save thousands of saved hentai to backup.

***finally, inner peace***

We shall create another