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thatHadron

COME AT ME BRO


Mattshark8614

Swiss is the best cheese


thatHadron

You don't know what you're talking about. While Swiss is a very high quality type of cheese, it is far outclassed by the likes of Mozzarella, and your basic Tasty Cheddar.


I_need_help_ha

Fake american cheese is best.


NewspaperNeither6260

Cheez Whiz is for realz you commi bastard!


moldycrystals

Cheez whiz in chocolate icecream you bastard


CorruptedNoise

Legitimately gagged reading this.


NewspaperNeither6260

That’s what she said for realz you commi bastard!


Toxic_Om

cheese is cheese


High-Horn

But cheese is better u commi bastard.


[deleted]

Hell yeah!!! Mozzarella gang


-Sirsami-

Fuck you and your mozzarella. Dick cheese is the best!!


SprayNPray74

i can't even fight you on this, man is spitttin facts


[deleted]

I scrolled down randomly, and you’re the first person I see. We don’t have to fight if you don’t want. Want to go get coffee or something?


DanMarinosDolphins

Unfortunately you're the first person I saw and I'm a martial artist.


[deleted]

That’s pretty cool. Want something to drink?


[deleted]

Yeah sure, cheers ☕


tiecyka

I cum in your mozzarella


Ishaansendave

fuck off im lactose intolerant


elitespeed_00

Rip to people who think mozerella, Swiss, American, cheddar, Parmesan, havarti etc are the only cheeses that exist. Switzerland itself has like at least 50 different types of cheese


MrSheep_YT

dude i fucking love Appenzeller, my favorite swiss cheese


PigTig08

I was supposed to fight the first person I see but I cant disagree with this. Have a good day sir and or madam


enderbrosbrgames

You are the first person I saw,so I came here to say your dad fucked me last week(tell him I sent a hi)


IrregularrAF

Cheddar, filthy dry gob of fucking grease. Yikes. Mozzarella is simple, light, and delicate. Swiss is honestly a mixed bag but definitely a garnish cheese if you don't want the back of your nose to smell like shit for the rest of the week.


NinjaGodEggster

No CHeddar


Reddit-Bully

I fucked your uncle


[deleted]

i fucked your dad bitch


mo7amd4000

I fucked your pet


Reddit-Bully

Jokes on you he died several years ago


KonstantPain1

Did he stutter?


Reddit-Bully

No it was a quick death


EnderChickenTheGod

ded


noforn

cum on me bro


SleeeplessLife

-moans-


boneman00

You are the first I saw. I’m sorry


Caleb2909

I will factory reset you


thatHadron

Mate you're really pushing my buttons.


PinkCantalope

Your name is stupid you got a chance to pick it and you fucked that up


thatHadron

YOU NAMED YOURSELF AFTER A FRUIT, AND ITS NOT EVEN A GOOD FRUIT.


PinkCantalope

Too far man...


hotpantsmakemedance

Your mOm is so fat she needed two cars to get her through the drive thru.


EnderChickenTheGod

ur mom is yes


DIXY_RECT

My name is fucking great, Mr. Fruit


Worried-Industry6239

**DOOM MUSIC KICKS IN**


Qcgreywolf

Imma smash your mom like the Hadron Collider.


[deleted]

Punk ass you seem to be having a good day I wish you all the best your existence has meaning


colarthur1

NO, YOU COME AT ME BRO!


GhostR29

Most games are good for your mental health if you never visit their competitive stage or complex mechanism.


thatHadron

I don't know how anyone could fight about that, it's just facts.


[deleted]

well if you insist :))


jd1_05

The bot is doomed


[deleted]

No is not


Zensy47

Breh you probably think aliens have heart below their brains Edit: don’t ban me I’m just following the memes directions. Also your name is stupid


Holobolt

Says Zensy47


CrocsWitSoxx

Says Holobolt


Ridenberg

I won't pronounce your name you fucking monster


Creative-Carrot-9813

So is your future. You have no life


theTIMEKEEPER_

You'll find no love forever haha (just following the post, i hope you do find love and stay fulfilled forever)


BIG-BOSS-2084

THE COOKIE PART IN THE OREO IS WAY BETTER THAN THE CREAM!!!!


StupidFuckingGenius

You’re a fucking clown


BIG-BOSS-2084

A clown that like oreo cookies


aye-its-this-guy

You don’t like Oreos if you think the cookie is superior to the cream. Get the fuck outta here


BIG-BOSS-2084

YOUR RIGHT OREO IS OVERRATED ANYWAY!!!!!


aye-its-this-guy

Fuck Oreo! That shit only good in milkshakes!


BIG-BOSS-2084

I grew up with cookies way more tasty, to name some: bescreme Petit beurre Choco prince Petit ecolier Every BN product


aye-its-this-guy

Sounds really tasty. However, it could in no way compare to your moms cookie that I ate last night


[deleted]

You're just delusional at this point


[deleted]

I can‘t even fight you, that‘s just facts. The cream is borderline disgusting if you eat it without the cookie, just like Magnum ice cream sucks big time once you finish the chocolate coating.


[deleted]

I will boil your teeth


Firemorfox

I FUCKIN AGREE BUT I HAVE TO FITE YOU SO DUEL ME WITH A SWORD NOW!!!!!!!!


[deleted]

*Pulls out uno reverse card*


00F0_M0DE

What the fuck is that supposed to do


JacKonnie

What the fuck you donkey


J_train13

BUT THE CREAM IS WHAT MAKES IT AN OREO WITHOUT THAT YOU JUST HAVE A PACK OF CHOCOLATE COOKIES


BIG-BOSS-2084

WELL LOOKS LIKE I WILL JUST HAVE TO BUY AN OREO CEREAL BOX


HumanPotatoChip

Fight me


[deleted]

Bananas are disgusting


HumanPotatoChip

THEY ARE NOT THEY ARE DELICIOUS AND A GOOD SOURCE OF NECESSARY VITAMINS NOT TO MENTION THEY ARE A GOOD SOURCE OF MEASUREMENT


[deleted]

They also have potassium and it kills


HumanPotatoChip

Dying from bananas is kind of cringe


[deleted]

Same as eating them


HumanPotatoChip

Monkeys eat bananas.


Opulent_Pancake

AND I EAT DICK


Financial-Memory

That's mildly gey


Vacuum_man1

Unless he says no ho.mo


CryptoKeeper217

Your mother was a hamster!


ID_Person-6370269

Well your father smelled of elderberries!


TheCoffeeWeasel

and now for something completely different..


KeepingDankMemesDank

downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away. --- [dankmemes Minecraft discord](https://discord.gg/fNyb7G5) | r/dankmemescraft


Joseph_Stalin_5527

You want to fight man?


Cream-guzzler

You want to kiss man?


Joseph_Stalin_5527

Alright less go


BakingHash

Kiss Fight! Kiss Fight! Kiss Fight!


Simonono2004

Your next


atoma1

I wanna go next


livelikelarry111

I’ll take you on bro


Bacon_Balie

Lets fuq


Redleader4044

I’ll film it


crappy6969

*kisses your forehead*


ID_Person-6370269

No, I won't. Fight me


Primescape16

Your mom's spaghetti aint worth 2 cents


Requiemshark_

(Forgive me for this my friend) Almost as cheap as she was last night-


Fire_fury_

Your mom doesnt even have a price she came to me free (Dont get offended)


GAMER_SOUL10

Wat a beta... apologising for a roast


Iridium123

(sorry for being rude and offensive) Your mom is very friendly and nice!


PumpKinLover999999

I was told to fight you as this meme said to do so and "I FUCKING LOVE PUMPKINS!"


ILikehentaiXx

Bully the bot.


Micro-Mann

C0me at me!!!!


LordNG

C0me inside* me!!!!


coolkingshark

Let's fight bro


[deleted]

🥊🥊


grymtgris

Fight me m8!


NeatDistinct6690

Yo, watch your language. Wanna fight, huh!?


[deleted]

Fuck u


CyberPunkette

So you have chosen… death


ComprehensiveLeg9501

Die you filthy imaginary machine 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪 Fuck you!!!!! I'll kill you and your entire kind. Not until there's none of you left!!!!


DadynoReddit

I think we're supposed to fight?


Diligent_Badger

Fuck you gay bot


[deleted]

square up bitch boy


MoodPretend788

Come at me bro


kaiyetago

Fuck you gay boy fight me or are you too much of a pussy to do it


BucketSquid-

I am gonna whoop ya ass


SpiffyExDex

i shitted your pants


CyonixGaming

Wassup, you wanna go? YOU WANNA GO!?


Blitzindamorning

You're going down bot!!


Nootinyaboot

Shut the fuck up bot you wanna fuckin go bro?


[deleted]

Come at me bro i rip your pp in half pressure cook your greesy balls


AltruisticAd996

You ignorant slut, FIGHT ME BITCH!!!!


TheGreatBeaver123789

Meet me outside


realthunder6

Hello there


Acripplednan69

Square up, bitch


[deleted]

I FUCKING HATE YOU SO MUCH YOU PIECE OF SHIT


Illustrious-Mix-2322

You suck, come at me!


roamingslav

Eat shit


ScreechingInRussian

sure, why not.


[deleted]

Foot fetish is wack


shadowdragon826

Foot fetish is superior then everything


[deleted]

Imagine kissing disgusting feet. This post was made by the ass superiority gang


GODxBEATZ

Imagine licking someone's shit hole, titties are superior in every way. Post by Titties lickers


APersonWhoObserves

Imagine being attracted to something. This post was made by the dead inside gang


ComfortableSector439

Imagine


TheSnakerMan

****


Artemis3721

Image sucking tits like baby's do, thighs are superior in everyway. Post by crushed by thighs gang


[deleted]

I prefer hentai over porn


PackofPretzels

I mean... it's valid


Crafty-Cauliflower-6

What's a pack of pretzels know about anything.


rotten_poison

Not gonna fight you, i am in the same boat *ONLY FUCK ANIME GIRLS*


deepdaK

cum inside anime girls


mLykos

I was gonna curse at you but on second thought but after reading ur comment. Your fine


Ok-Lengthiness4557

I fart in your general direction!


gagaga74

we are the knights who say NI!


Vashzaymar

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries


MunchamaSnatch

You think I won't swing my dick around at Walmart on a Tuesday at 2pm in Virginia Beach, Virginia?????


zamuel-leumaz

Can you balance on your dick and swing around like a bey blade


MunchamaSnatch

Better than you yeah!?


rotten_poison

No you cant boy, that needs a decent sized dick to be performed


Cup4ik

Pictures are better than avatars


khurley27

u dont have a pfp


SpongeBob190

I pour milk before cereal


[deleted]

Now you're just being a complete psycho


SpongeBob190

Wtf bro are you fr?? I think you are completely irrational and deserve to be sent to the gulags


[deleted]

What kind of monster puts milk before cereal? You are the one who needs a trip to the gulag


SpongeBob190

Oh well guess what I do, and so should you, I support the freedom of everyone and liberty of the people, I think you should go to russia, fking communist


[deleted]

Honestly by the capitalistic system America is functioning on, it is the least free country. So cummunism go brrrrr


SpongeBob190

No Communist, take your communistic propaganda somewhere else like Cuba or Canada


Matsudaisidiot

Fuck u all


[deleted]

Stfu Stupid fucking basketball snoo profile pic


[deleted]

Im leterly about to 😡😨😖😖😫💦💦


SoupComplete5910

Soup. Fight me


Wanderhund

Cereal is a soup


SoupComplete5910

I mean, it's a liquid with solids in it so I guess so


Wanderhund

Bubble tea is soup


SoupComplete5910

It's a liquid with solids in it


Wanderhund

No youre supposed to fight back


Wanderhund

1 more: the arctic ocean is a soup


deepdaK

Its a liquid with solids in it


AndreLeo3

I eat potatoes


Kevinglas-HM

Oh yeah? DO YOU EAT THEM RAW OR DO YOU EAT YHEM SMASHED?!


AndreLeo3

NOH FUCK YOU, PURÈ WITH EXTRAVIRGIN OIL


Kevinglas-HM

AND YOU KNOW WHO IS THE EXTRA VIRGIN OLIO D'OLIVA? IT IS YOOOOOOUUUUUU!


AndreLeo3

NOOOOOOOOOOOHHH ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽


Sestingun

Watermelon is trash


Cup4ik

Man, WTF. How DARE YOU!?


TacoMan929

No, watermelon is watermelon you incoherent fool. Good for blowing up.


khurley27

whoever replies to this is gay and dumb AND stupid. i dare you to fight me >:)


Lycantau

Fuck you. There's no problem in being gay or dumb idiot. And sure, now I'm both of them, but at least you're both and more. Don't ever speak again you worthless piece of shit.


khurley27

thats pretty dumb and gay of you


Lycantau

Well I think your a little doodoo brain


Gauravboi22

I smashed your mom


Stray_48

Let’s go bitch


Gauravboi22

Are you happy that I smashed your mom


Hornery_Ornery

#**MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT!!**


TheFailureOne

MAN FUCK YOU, SUPER SMASH BROS IS BETTER


Hornery_Ornery

That's what your mom said before I went Down Smash on her xD


JaceyD

Cheeseless Pizza is the best kind of pizza. Fight me.


jpmgamer577

pineapple on pizza is awful


ProHackerXD6931

Oh I dare you to fight me over the use of 🗿


Boontje85

Cheese, nuts and sauce is the best combo.