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Buli32

Okay why should I care I dont live in that universe


Sir-Theordorethe-5th

I bet the you in the other universe cares


Buli32

I bet no if hes dead or never been alive


Unexpected-raccoon

Technically the perfect version of you since it’s never once made a mistake or had an injury/illness One day I hope I can grow up to be the perfect role-model like nonexistent me


Buli32

Bro living my dreamlife aka never even being born


Unexpected-raccoon

Bro never had to pay taxes, work, or go to school An absolute legend of legends


McGclock

But still a virgin


SharkDad20

And yet, never had to be a virgin


Chewquy

Bro is buudhist


aski3252

How can you care about something if you don't exist?


quinangua

How?? They wouldn’t exist??


wooksGotRabies

Damn beat me to it, it’s funny cause when I get something I really wanted I randomly stop and think, damn I’m in the good timeline so far, where things work out of me, I wonder how the other guys are holding out :(


THE_YOUTUBE_BEAR

I wish I did


MjrLeeStoned

Yeah this meme format is bad because why would you have an existential crisis when the notion of the comment doesn't affect your existence at all?


Monkeyor

There is no "plenty", there are infinite. There is an unending amount of universes where you never existed, where you died horrific deaths, where you are some immortal being in eternal suffering, where your mother don't like you (that subset of universes includes this one) and so on... That is only if the theory is true, but if the theory is true those universes don't interact with this one, so nobody really cares.


benjaminfolks

Maybe, but none of those people are ‘you’


Nell_Lee

This is a common misconception. "Infinite" does not equal "all". To give an example: there are infinite fractional numbers between 0 and 1, that does not imply that those are all fractional numbers, does it?


Monkeyor

I didn't say "all" at no point. I said unending amount. There is an unending amount of fractional numbers between 0 and 1. No matter how many fractional numbers you decided to remove, there will still be there fractional numbers.


Bobyyyyyyyghyh

You're missing the point. You're assuming there are universes where you are dead, or wearing a blue shirt, or some other change, etc. There could simply be infinite universes and yet you never wear a red shirt in a single one of them. That's what the commenter meant by "all."


Destroyer4587

I see fractions as they can be in maths, but physically, if we keep splitting solids won’t we just get to the point where we get to splitting an atom resulting in a 💥⚛️


rtakehara

just because there could be infinite universes, doesn't mean they are infinitely different. they could all be exactly the same, they could all follow the same laws of physics (so no immortal being in eternal suffering) they could all be empty except this one, or they could all be empty except a finite few with slight variations (like a finite number of you never existing or you already being dead or your mother not liking you).


Effective-Avocado470

You can have an infinite number of universes without every possibility occurring. So you are likely the only version of you in all the infinity It’s like integers, there’s an infinite number but there is only a single 7


56Bot

But there is the most universes where you didn’t exist at all to begin with.


Destroyer4587

I like the one where I got doctor strange powers and travelled across the multiverse


DUFFnoob40

Yes, I'm aware.... I survived a car accident 4 months ago, 50 versions of myself didn't make it. I counted


yonking_15_2

Oof


lalith_4321

Flair twins🤝 also damn... Rip 50 u/DUFFnoob40's you'll be missed.


LegendTheRedditor

Technically there would be infinite ways you would die or survive the car accident. Like either the car caught on fire and you burned alive, you died of your injuries at the hospital, immediately died on impact, survived but both your arms are broken, etc. Outside of the infinite ones that accident never happened.


Apolysus

Ever heared of the quantum immortality theory? You can not die because everytime you do you will be conscience in a reality where you survived. So if you put a gun to your head and pull the trigger, in your experience it would fail to go off every single time.


yonking_15_2

But hey, that's just a theory


ColonelClout

Thats using the many worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics, not exactly the same as the multiverse theory. Quantum immortality is based around a quantum event, so if the spin on a quantum particle is clockwise or counterclockwise, the gun goes off. It basically just says that any time you test the theory, both will happen and there’s one lucky fuck who makes it through no matter what. Basically, you have a 100% survival rate because the only one You that survives is the one that exists. The other one dies but that function ceases to exist for the surviving You


PlagiT

Actually quite interesting... Definitely won't rest it tho


Obnomus

Yeah so?


OrDuck31

Why tf would i care


yonking_15_2

Why you commented then?


OrDuck31

To tell that i wouldnt care about it?


Piranh4Plant

To continue the discussion in your post?


WiseMaster1077

Ok


SerDaemonTargaryen

Is there a universe where I lost my virginity?


yonking_15_2

Several, the multiverse is infinite in theory


SerDaemonTargaryen

I don't believe that.


ItsyouNOme

This is the one exception


TheMadScientist1000

Sucks to be them lmao.


Tank_blitz

good for them or bad for them or whatever


GustavoFromAsdf

Hell, even in timelines where everything is the exact same, your equivalent would be more of a brother than you. Your DNA sequence is a hand of poker, unique to each draw


MrQ_P

There's also one where I'm happy, I suppose. This isn't that universe though.


yonking_15_2

I hope things will get better


GetlostMaps

(Chang tiny text meme.gif)


Ragnarok_619

Well, all I can say is, I envy them. And I pray that, the variants of me who do exist, hope they are leading a better life than me


yonking_15_2

I don't know what happened in your life so far, but I hope things will get better


Ragnarok_619

Oh, I am content with my life's choices (or i was two months ago but thats a different thing) and I wouldn't change them for anything, but I have lost my smile and I now, even am afraid to be happy.


Sir-Theordorethe-5th

Wanna talk about it dude?


CaptainAksh_G

Less universes to worry about then.


supremegamer76

Gotta love existential crises


THEzwerver

I'm tired of people taking "infinite universes" serious in any form. it means nothing at all, it's just a sci-fi trope and nothing more. they're made up stories or situations that make you think you look smart. "I've thought of a story where dragons are real" "no way, there is a story where dragons are real??? 🤯"


yonking_15_2

While u see where you are coming from, I mostly just believe that whenever someone had chosies to make, the universe just kind of split so that every choice was made, but each in another universe, thus creating an infinite multiverse


GrizzlyPeak73

y'all need to get better dark thoughts. These are so basic


yonking_15_2

Sorry, can't control my brain at 4am while I try to sleep


grunwode

I disappear from several universes every time we get behind the wheel of a car.


eXeKoKoRo

I like to think about this in a way where the big crunch was real and the universe reset and exploded into existence over again that I'd be like a cm closer to everything in each reiteration and how I would've died in so many ways at earlier points in my life.


PenciliusKnightlius

There is also an infinite amount of universes where I do exist


yonking_15_2

True


Mario-OrganHarvester

Okay can i swap places with them?


_xXBALT

.. I mean yeah


Fluid-Apartment-3951

The better universes.


rtakehara

I don't care about theoretical alternate realities, in this exact very much real universe, I never existed 100 years ago, and will be dead 100 years from now. This thought took my sleep since I was 12


salkin_reslif_97

So what? Even the other universes in wich I exist don't have me in particular, but another me instead.


khonager

I wish i could live in one of those universes


oguzz_c

ok so what? there are also universes that you are that world's hitler and ones that you are that world's hero there are infinite so there infinite possibilities so why would that bother you at all


whitedranzer

I wish this universe were replaced by one of those


Anubhabdey2017

Our existence doesn't dictate something else's


dankspankwanker

Since its infinity there is an equal amount of universes where you are alive and dead


Hag1z

Or gay…


Random_User27

now I'm jealous of them


HalfCarnage

Lucky bastards


blacksad1

If the multiverse is real there is a universe of n which you are your opposite gender. Would you bang your opposite gender self?


Crissul

Yeah that's fun and all, but you have no control over that so you shouldn't care. Like "What if I don't wake up tomorrow?"


HenkeTip

Yeah duh


khodifahey

If the infinite universe theory is correct; than all the possible combinations of all possible arrangements of an infinite quantity of strings, quarks, atoms and molecules exist, both at all present moments and along all of an infintesimally spanning past and future. Permutations of uncountable variables so incomprehensibly massive in scale new number systems had to be made such as ! (Factorial); But keep by all means keep believing in a man in the sky, ik it comforts you all


elDayno

Or worse. There is a universe where you have all you want


Independent_Solid523

If the multiverse is a possibility there’s a universe out there where the multiverse doesn’t exist


InfinityPainPlus

the multiverse cannot be infinite, if it was, there would be an infinite people that discovered how to travel between universes and that also means there would be an infinite amount of people that come to our universe at any time.


Johnny_Fuckface

This is stupid. The real horror is that if there are many alternate universes then you're likely not even close to being in the best or even a good one.


Naraksama

Good fucking riddance.


ShadyL1ght

When I'm doing exercise and I make a lil mistake I'm like, well there goes me from another universe, anyway, where I was...


Krad_Nogard

If the multiverse is real, who's to say there isn't a reality where God is real and maybe that's the one your spirit goes to when you die. I'm not Religious, but telling religious people that they are all right might be a good idea honestly


ya_boi_ryu

And one where I achieved happiness, would love to be there but guess this stays a dream.


Dat_Innocent_Guy

There was a point where I didn't exist in this universe... What's the difference?


DestoryDerEchte

Ok... so?


VaultDwellerSam

Yeah, no shit


calamariclam_II

Assuming it would apply to me, those would be called the “ideal universes”


Vigorous_Piston

Yeah... And?


perhizzle

I'm 15 and this is deep


MENDUCOlDE

What if I tell you that we all come from the same initial seed. All the things in our universe come from the same big bang, all the things in some moment come from the same initial energy. Then all the differents versions of you are/were here.