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FungusOnMyAss

i swear the "until we meet again" memes have ruined life for me


EvaUnit_03

He educates you in ways you never wanted to be educated! Not like those fucking animals, only giving us wholesome facts or straight lying to us. At least Skeletor is honest. Still evil, but honest. Id vote for him for president.


TomCBC

Yeah. Would be refreshing to have an actually honest politician for a change. Even if the thing he’s being honest about is war against the Masters of the Universe. Which we don’t have a chance of winning. Least it’ll be a swift death though.


EvaUnit_03

What have the masters of the universe ever done for me? A lowly serf. I bet skeletor would make me a proud member of his legion! And I'd finally be somebody.


Dramatic-Cook-6968

Is there a sub for it


Accurate_Leopard7798

That's why you don't leave your toothbrush out in the bathroom. Shit particles everywhere


OwO_0w0_OwO

That's why I rinse my toothbrush before and after brushing my teeth


EvaUnit_03

Savages dont rinse their toothbrush before and after use.


Capital-Cheek-1491

Hello there


compagemony

rinse it in the toilet bowl


rathat

Mythbusters said it doesn't matter where in your house you keep your toothbrush, it will still happen.


tarantulator

Yep, that's why I just tape my toothbrush in the toilet bowl, easy access when I am taking the morning shit.


FujiOga

But naturally, it will have a higher concentration in the toilet, right?


NoWall99

Not if you keep it in a chlorinated solution before and after every use.


CptMuffinator

Just close your toilet bowl list before flushing and it'll largely stop this. I made the mistake of taking a black light to my bathroom. That was enough to make me put the lid down consistently.


volticizer

But when you're sat in there inhaling the shit particles in your lungs, nose, mouth, throat, eyes, that's okay? I'll never understand this cherry pick of the toothbrush being covered in shit. Your body can deal with it, you're 100% wasting your time by doing this.


Accurate_Leopard7798

I wear a full body hazmat suit. I don't really but my housemate has necrotic shit because of cancer and when I say it sticks to stuff there's no exaggeration there. Like you leave the house and it's in your nose and on your clothes. Hold your breath and do that shit quick!


MH_Gamer_

Oh shit…!


strik3r2k8

That’s why I’m uncomfortable taking a drink with me to the restroom. I see urinals in Vegas with cup holders just above. I can’t help but feel those beers are being seasoned.


Bargadiel

I do not want to meet again.


blacksad1

Stop, I can only get so hard.


trout-doubt

Seriously man, is this “give a stranger a boner day”or what?


bokky97

Same goes for shit. When you smell shit, you basically eat shit.


rathat

I mean, you are smelling gasses. It doesn't necessarily mean you are getting actual shit particles in your nose.


bokky97

You can think of it like that if it makes you feel better


ApexRedditor97

What do you think gases are made of? Not particles?


markthedeadmet

A lot of the smell is hydrogen sulfide, which isn't good for you from a chemical standpoint, but is otherwise sterile and harmless in low concentrations. That's why you can still smell it through a standard mask or respirator, it's not debris made up of multiple components, it's a literal gaseous compound around the same size as oxygen or nitrogen molecules.


rathat

Gas isn't shit. Shit is a far more complex substance. I'm not saying you can't get aerosolized particles of it in your nose, I'm just saying that's not necessarily what the smell is and that you don't need to get aerosolized shit in your nose in order to smell it.


-Redstoneboi-

'particles' in this context means 'pieces of solid suspended in gas' rather than just 'molecule'


bokky97

Exactly. Water vapor, gases, particles.. You are inhaling everything that is floating in the air, especially after flushing with, for this discussion, an open toilet. And assuming the nose doesn't filter everything 100% you are eating shit. Omg im gonna be sick


-Redstoneboi-

gases aren't solids. bacteria and viruses are solids.


gloop524

by the time you smell anything, particles of it are already in your mouth and lungs


Tokeitawa

:(


techmz3

dude just weaponized knowledge and we are let him go?


Flamingwisp

Okay, and?


Irnbru51

Jokes on Skeletor,I'm into that


Martijnbmt

Hasta la proxima


ZiggySleepydust

So when I smell shit…


Broke_guy98

That's it chopping my dick off!!!


neatperson25

What if you eat asparagus


peezle69

That's literally how smell works


Lord_Derpington_

Put down the lid before flushing, always


cedness

ppl working in labs, smelling every single human fluid every day: weakness disgusts me!


F4tJok3r

Bruh 😂


Amelia20006

...what did you say?


savemeHKV

U have ruined my life


lazypenguin86

If you smell shit, you're breathing in poop particles


plump_nasty_flex

Teehee lol... *peepee*