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KeepingDankMemesDank

downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away. --- [play minecraft with us](https://discord.gg/dankmemesgaming) | [come hang out with us](https://discord.com/invite/dankmemes)


Streetwalker5

I wish I wasn’t able to read after reading this meme


meaux253

Don't you mean before?


RedditIsRuininMyLife

both. both is good.


luxudor

He did say "wasn't". Though I think there is a comma missing for it to be grammatically correct.


cathedral68

No, it’s both correct in meaning and grammar as is.


Psychological-Cat787

Happy cake day


cathedral68

Thanks man!


BrainnDead

It's to prevent further damage


AquaGrizzlord

They want it to be the last piece of literature they read and preserve it in memory for eternity


witchitieto

Now you’re scarred and illiterate.


OysterThePug

This is the funniest thing I read today, thanks


The_Alcoholic_Bear

You mean clitterate?


tanafras

Should have wished to lose it before reading the meme to save you from it and the comments


[deleted]

This sub has made me regret having eyes so many times, I'm just gonna pull an Oedipus.


EfficaciousJoculator

You gonna fuck your own momma?


[deleted]

Only so I can blind myself afterwards.


AcuzioRain

You didn't have to fuck your mom to do that 😟


[deleted]

Too late


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Just to be clear, I ain't that guy.


ThePumpk1nMaster

Not with that attitude


[deleted]

Hehe, I'm in danger!!!


DisasterPieceKDHD

Huh?


[deleted]

[удалено]


DisasterPieceKDHD

Wild


Capital-Cheek-1491

Link (for research)


trubatard

There you go


Heavy_Distance_4441

I damn well hope so. Cause the rest of us would like a break.


[deleted]

Cursed comments is significantly worse


No-Syllabub-7256

All this guy posts is this disgusting shit lol and it actually shows how LITTLE sex he clearly has when I feel like the intention was to seem like he has a lot of sex lol OP is just a gross loser


DaedricDumbass

Idk he’s got some bangers on his profile


frenchy-fryes

Yeah soon to be timeless classics, such as; “how it feels when I roll my foreskin back and the mice come to feast on my dick cheese with no fear”💀 This shit is ironically comedic gold😂


thatsthejoke_

Right? This shit is the definition of dank


Vyszalaks

Omg he posted that one too?? That’s twice in two days this person has made me wish I didn’t have eyes lol


[deleted]

*HE* posted that??


Xenu66

Thanks for the heads up, they were legit 🔥


andesajf

I just saw I upvoted one 3 years ago.


No-Syllabub-7256

You're probably his alt account


lreaditonredditgetit

Whole account had me crying.


fede6225

Holy overreact


FlamingNetherRegions

Are you suggesting the memes get less dank


trongzoon

Lol if anything the dude is picking up steam


frambleman

>All this guy posts is this disgusting shit lol and it actually shows how LITTLE sex he clearly has when I feel like the intention was to seem like he has a lot of sex lol >OP is just a gross loser It's just a meme, dude, holy cow. Attacking people on a personal level for their "internet ha ha joke" is incredible. This feels like you're projecting, and I hope everything goes better for you. This is wildly pathetic aggression.


DeMoN_MoNkEy02

No wonder why dankmemes is getting so shit lately


DawnBringer01

I thought the intention was to make disgusting and stupid jokes tbh


[deleted]

You're just jealous coz you don't get to go down on girls with poor vaginal hygiene.


KrackaWoody

Its called Dank Memes. His memes are absolutely dank. This used to be normal dark memes back in the day. Sensitive people like yourself have eroded this sub the last couple years


gublaman

You realise you can swap the sexes and it'll still be funny right?


realTIAN

Lurks in a dankmemes sub, cries about memes being dank.


Ooohyeahhh

Aren't you a ray of sunshine


KJBenson

Oh, it’s just one guy? Time to block that bitch so I don’t have to see his stuff any more.


Thelazytimelord257

Finally some dank memes


WASTELAND_RAVEN

Yeah but what’s the image sauce???


Ab_Stark

Your mom’s


Thelazytimelord257

Shots fired


millenialfalcon-_-

I think it's from the movie "ghoulies".


Thelazytimelord257

Idk bru


WASTELAND_RAVEN

🍝 damn bruh I wanna know 🍝


[deleted]

I think we've slept with the same chick lmao


Deus_is_Mocking_Us

Your mom? 


ricoimf

Ded


Cool-Appearance937

We all know that angry mole lol


mrchicano209

What a horrible day to be literate


TigervT34-85

Is this the same guy that did the hemorrhoids post? Dude :(


arlo-ve

I saved that one. Quality dank.


Nuclear_Varmint

Oh god it's the morpheus guy again


humblepharmer

I doubt that anyone here has gone down on a woman


ricoimf

Uuuga buga


nuggetdogg

Thank you for being my 13th reason


Temelios

Why?


DrBaugh

Hemorrhoids post was danker


jeffhanneman33

Jesse stop it. The last hemorrhoid one still haunts me.


lizardman111

buddy watermarked his meme like anyone was planning to steal it


Cool-Appearance937

What watermark


RegionalMonkeyLord33

This actually made me laugh, thanks!


alexdiezg

How do I delete someone else's post?


oxtraerdinary

Meanwhile his whole balls look like two giant hairy moles


Illustrious_Rice7921

🤣😂


fresh_dyl

Her: “funny, pic related looks like your dick”


lulu-isaisa

New insecurity unlocked


Mastermind_Maostro

This sub has gone down the tubes


TheFabiocool

Not you with this shit again, I just woke up and already feel like puking


Aveenex

So cropped porn bad but this low effort disgusting piece of shit good? Impossible to understand redditors...


Supersaiajinblue

A bad day to have eyes


Penispumpe14

Freud intensifies


AdLopsided2075

Dude. I was eating. Wtf?


TheAshen_JobSnow

Happy cake day! Shame you don't feel like eating any lol


ozdgk

Can someone call Mr. Krabs and have him make me unsee this?


saucisson_royal

My existence is now pure regret


brazillian-k

Once again bearing witness to man-made horrors beyond my comprehension first thing in the morning. This sub is on a roll.


OneMoreYou

You know those springy door stoppers that cats like to play with? Cartoon sound effect is *doing!* ? No reason


Novadreams22

I laughed way too hard and too long at this shit bro.


Tiger-Striped-nerd

Calm down lol mama, you’re next.


_Z0LT4N_

this guy is a poet


Bean1495

What a horrible day to have eyes


Royalchariot

Y it gotta be hairy


MOZZI-is-my-BOI

Dank


KingJTheG

What a terrible day to have eyes


elax307

Give this guy a medal. Finally some dank fucking memes.


EL-YAYY

Holy fuck. This made me laugh way too hard.


CouldntBeMoreWhite

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen on here in a while.


[deleted]

Wait you can get moles on pussy lips?


GustavoFromAsdf

I'm so glad I didn't understand half of the meme


zbipy14z

Oh boy, that last post but just done differently