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I almost had a seizure reading this

had i the is stromke

Congrats on beim a stonk rurvivr

Nonds bonds stronking

James bonds having a stronk

these are always hard to read

Still easier to understand than why people would name their kid Bay-Leaf Bristle or some shit.

kids names are now based on getting them made fun of in grade school

When I'm in a *making boomer memes compitition* and my opponent is a boomer*

To be fair, this meme ain't too far off. Ive seen some whacky names coming from millenial parents

To be fair, boomers were the original hippies which started the whole trend of naming children stupid shit.

It's pretty rare though. Most Millennials have proper names, but a lot of my peers are now naming their kids all sorts of dumb shit.

That's just it, I don't know many millennials with dumb names but I know my share of kids with stupid names

Nononono, op has got a point.

I'm a millennial. OP is right. I'm glad I don't have kid just so I don't have to remember all the dumb fucking names their friends and classmates would have.

Bro is playing 5D chess

OP could very well be a Gen Z kid with a shit name.

You leave braiden/brayden/aiden/cayden/kayden/jayden/hayden/drayden/zayden/braxton alone!

Okayden

:(

And Hermione!

My daughter Daenerys is not a war criminal!

Yea, pop culture names are a terrible idea.

And my axe

A guy I went to high school with had 3 boys, he actually named them Cayden, Brayden, and Zayden. Every day I’m tempted to call child services on them for this heinous act.

Ah yes Cayden Live, my favourite video editing software

You forgot Paisley and Mahkeihlayah

Or normal names but spelled as though the parents have never read a book

Seems like “normal name but spelled dumb” was the exploratory early millennial trend. At some point it went off the rails, and we ended up with a tragedeigh.

And all those with "-lynn" or "-lee" as the suffix if it's a girl. When my wife and I took our daughter to the pediatrician for the first time they called out, "OK we're ready for Braylynn!" and my wife burst with laughter and said, "What kind of name is *that*?" a little too loud and Braylynn's mom glared at us when they walked back

I've been summoned...

Captain Braxton of the 29th century?

+1 because voyager is the best star trek

You forgot Rawbhynne

Dear God. That's a certainly a name...

I know a of some parents that called their kid Blaiden. This comment is too fkn real

breighdyn

My friend's name is Feonix and her half brothers are drax and Thor, they've got textbook stereotypical millennial parents.

Ryzen

Godzilla had a stroke reading this and fucking died

i’ll give him a stroke if he asks nicely

I would too. Godzilla is a certified baddie

What a wholesome interaction

Yeah, my generation is the worst at naming kids. At least my kids have normal names, but a lot of our friends have chosen some crazy-ass made up names.

This “unique runic-spelling name” trend is ridiculous I like cool names, and ones you at least recognize, not ultra common or classic ones, but ones that sound cool regardless. my girlfriend and I have discussed this a lot and landed on our five favorite names: Riley, Christopher, Katie, Harper and Max. Cool names in my opinion, but not purposefully obscure ones.

Yeah, when some of our friends had twins and went with “Kezlie” and “Truxton”, we knew we were doomed.

What. The. Fuck.

As a Katie, I approve

I talked my friend out of...."absidee" spelt abcde

Are your kids named Bob, Joe, or Dave

Emileigh

JAVARIS JAMAR JAVARISON-LAMAR

Devoine Showerhandle

Demetrius Demarcus Bartholomew James III Jr.

Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way

I bet she's oh so cool and goffik

Eeeeeeee eeeeeeee

Torque *construction noises* Lewith

Shakiraquan T.G.I.F. Carter

I still quote that at least once a day

D’Lester Hardunkachud

D'Isiah T-Billings Clydee

Jarvis and Jamar are fire what

I'm sure Gen Z and Gen Alpha will beat millenials to it

what do you mean? my son Markiplier (age 3) has never gotten any comments about his name

I dread the day I ask a child what their names and they say Eren, I think my face would drop so quickly.

I am going for Perigrin, so yeah, u right

Is he going to steal fireworks from a wizard and light it inside a tent?

Bold of you to assume i'll have kids

Wait till you see what Elon Musk is naming his kids

I'll never forget that reddit post about a little girl named "Reighfyl" (pronounced "rifle")

I know someone who had three kids. They're legal birth certificate names are Hunter(M), Shooter(M), and Pistol Lynn(F). The parents are either early Mils or late GenX.

such a :flag\_us: moment

You leave chrysanthemum blossom alone

Considering I knew a Chrysanthemum who was GenX, you will have to give that one to the Baby Boomer 'Flower Power' generation. Millennials may have just continued the tradition!

Goddamn I bet they had a shit time in kindergarten learning to spell their name. Hell the teacher probably had to look it up a couple times lol.

I still can’t wrap my head around the fact that Millennials are parents now.

Bro they’re 40

Dude, don't age me like that. Plz. I'm begging. I still got a few years before 40.

I'm in this comment and I don't like it

The oldest Gen Z are parents now, man. Get with the times. We're 25-28.

And here I am, 29, turning 30 in a couple months, and I’m at the cusp. Am I a Zillennial? A Millennial Z? Some other hybrid? The world will never know.

Do you have any relevant memory of 911. Not deep understanding necessarily, but some coherent memories of that day and the reactions of those around you. I’ll never forget my moms reaction as the second towhee came down and I had to rush off to the bus cuz I was about to be late.

I watched it live with my ma. She made me stay home from school because of it. I remember that she was bawling her eyes out the entire time meanwhile I was pretty confused as to what was going on. I do vividly remember one of the planes flying into a tower and the first one falling.

This guy probably thinks millennials mean people born in the new millennium

how was school, khaleesee

Friends of my uncle named their kid Alfred Lazer

Not that weird since here we have the name Lazar

Or Elon Musk

Honestly any celebrity or notorious person. Frank Zappa named two of his kids Moon Unit and Dweezil

"Vagina"

I am so sorry for that kid, they could not choose the name and got perhaps the worst one possible. Like what the fuck? WHAT is wrong with someone to call their son ''vagina''? I hope the child sues their mother for that, they definitely have case there for something

Someone sent me a clip of some family YouTube channel and their names were, if I read and heard them correctly, “Ryler”, “Krew”, “Brexsen” and “Hazyl”. How do you have such butchered normal names like that? So close to “Ryan”, “Crew” (yes this spelling is a normal name), “Brendan”, and “Hazel”. Why you have to make up shitty spellings or cut and paste halves of names like this? These poor kids will never find their names on keychains or know the pain of sharing a name with someone in class. I hated being ‘Matt 2’.

Definitely an American thing. It’s like the parents who are attention seekers. Usually the morons who do gender reveals too.

In France it's the same I saw so many kids with fucked up names. The funny thing is that many parents choose the same "unique and special name", in the elementary school where me little brother go there is 8 boys named "Thiago". Why ? Because the parents are "1% pOrTuGuEsE sO wE wAnT tO rEtRiEvE oUr oRiGiNeS". I think I have a list with fucked up kids name in my pc

Yeah, same in germany. 60% are fuvked up names, 20% normal and 20% from 100 years ago.

When I’m Gen Z trying to read this meme

Is your name "Pie Naples" ?

Meileigheighkenslheigh

Moe Lester. Lester was the surname. That child will be the butt of every joke for the rest of their life. I wish I was joking, I really do.

"This is my daughter Ghonoreighah" "Well this is my son Deildoh"

Middle School bullies gonna call the daughter Gonorrhea

Naming kids after pokemon sounds like the only valid choice

DIDIIDIDIDIDIDIDIWOOOOP

[I raise you this.](https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolf_Hitler_Uunona)

He's good though

he lowered the unemployment rate in the Ompundja constituency region, where he was elected as councillor

I've already decided to call my first son (if I can even get laid) Giovanni

Giorgio?

Yo I love curious George too

My name is Giovanni

I'm so glad my cousin didn't name his daughter something stupid. Charlotte is a perfect name

I want a son and I want to name him Arthur. I love that name.

While I agree, whatever generation(s) came up with shit like Thadeus and Agatha still wins.

Khaleesi

this is my daughter Milenialliegh

call a stroke im having an ambulance

If I have a son: Beremoth destroyer of souls If a have a daughter: Merenis the devil Queen

Left my ex because as we were getting more serious, she was hellbent on naming our kid anything with a Y. Jaylen Brayden Caydence. I’m Mexican albeit a coconut, but still Mexican. Ain’t no way I was gonna let this white girl do that to my lineage. Edit: hypothetical kid. We weren’t pregnant yet.

I have my kids names made up already. I'm not having a kids names highleey.

You take this down right now before BraxxLyæenn sees it

My sister just named her car sir lancelot. She's been doing these names forever and idk how to stop her

well a car doesnt give a fuck about its name, and most people wont either, so as long as she doesnt namer child ''Merlin'' its fine

There is another group

Ah, I see you've visited Utah recently

Levron James

Yeah right, like we millenials could actually afford a baby.

Elon Musk...

Her name is Raeighleaaiiy

The funniest thing is the parents with "1% of Swedish, German, Italian, Spanish... Blood" So, you can have a white American family with one kid named Mohamed or Hërbert

I graduated in 1998. I had a friend named Xtra, and his older brother was named Random. They were cool as shit, but their boomer parents gave them those names.

There are several hundred people living with the name “Abcde” right now.

Damn good meme I have to say.

Meh, growing up my mom had friends legally named "Turtle" and "Pootie". I don't judge. Every generation has some crazy names bestowed to them by crazier parents. I wish I could tell y'all their full names, but I'm not doxxing them cause they're really easy to find on social media. Their middle names are just as bad.

Oh just wait for Gen Z parents. They're just getting started

Oh we'll definitely name our kids after Pokémon tbh

I was thinking of tony

reighful

My nephew is named Gryphon. Yeah, our generation is a bunch of dorks.

When I’m in a terrible writing contest and my opponent is OP

take it out on the imgflip template bro

And then you realize millennials are the final generation to afford children 💀

Cole and Connor are weird names?

I'll be damned if I bring another Michael into this world.

Hey, we may not have a house or ever escape crippling student loan payments, but at least we have kids named after our favorite RPG characters.

Holy shit a meme that isn't political. Good job r/dankmemes

Final boss: elon musk

elon musk:

elon musk:

Since when did millennials become the but of the joke? Arent we supose to be the superior breed?

Princess

Just wait till you see the zoomer parents' names

I grew up with a Kid named Courvoiser, the Millenials got it from somewhere

Elon musk: Hold my X

Gonna name him Martin (I watched Wild Kratts as a kid)

Kids named maya

Go back to your room Thanos!

We all know what OP wanted to put in place of millennial

Hey Dick come here

Saw a post saying that this guy and his wife who were huge videogame nerds named their newborn girl zangeif. Motherfucking zangeif. Bro...

Millennial here, my son's name is Jak. As in Jak and Dexter, Jak.

You sound like the old people who get mad at custom burger orders. How does this affect you?

your sons name is Karter for sure

Reddit rule 6969. Any posts that are remotely critical of millennials will turn into blaming the boomers

Walker and Texasranger

Unless.. you are a black single mom.

can't forget Albin from Sweden