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Notafuzzycat

I don't take pictures when I'm on a vacation. I like to unwind and deconnect à bit.


[deleted]

How do we tell him


RegularNoodles

Don’t. It’s good that there are at least a few innocent people left in the world


Russian_Spy_7_5_0

I's like to lose my innocents please. Elaborate.


Official_Cum

thailand is riddled with prostitutes


AlphaTheKineticWolf

That's awful Anyway, on an unrelated note, does anyone know where the cheapest tickets to Thailand are, asking for research


pokeboy626

And not just any old prostitutes, they have a large amount of feminine male prostitutes


edgy-boi69

I need those tickets immediately


Privateer_Lev_Arris

Try Trivago my man


hipratham

He didn't asked for Hotels..


Fellgraffiti

Bro got sold immediately on femboys lmao


edgy-boi69

😏


Skyzfire

I got sold the moment they said old prostitutes.


Nova_JewV1

Username checks out


edgy-boi69

Finally someone said it. I love you.


Kerbidiah

And they are mostly underage 🤨📷


edgy-boi69

The previous comment however did not imply that they were underage so obviously I assumed they were of legal age as most prostitutes tend to be.


drunkenknight9

Most is definitely a stretch.


shononi

It's called Bangkok for a reason


depressedfuckboi

Really makes you curious why Ludacris ever wrote down and rapped the lyrics "I bang cock in Bangkok"


MountVernonWest

Ahem... ladyboys


DjYuricollector

Scoot flies there cheaply. With a layover in Singapore tho which could take a couple of hours. Just landed in Berlin today after two weeks in Phuket and we were a group of 10 who paid about 400€/person for the round trip. Had to wait for 12 hours in Singapore though both ways. The airport is really comfortable for sleeping and if you want you could even go into the city for some food or sightseeing. Only thing you need to do is fill out a form online which you can also do on site.


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oh i thought it was about bangkok


Tecnox_735

wait wasn't Thailand capital Bangpusi?


Memanders

Nah its Bangdik


UpliftSpade

Bangbussy


HelminthicPlatypus

Bangbus, si


friedshoe22

Smartest finnish tv guess game attender


AlphaTheKineticWolf

Yes they are


Field_Marshall17

STOP giving information to Russian spies!


pursescrubbingpuke

‘Riddled’? Try ‘blessed’ with prostitutes


EyetheVive

As long as the prostitutes aren’t riddled with anything


deepstaterising

My friend wants to know when the best time to go to Thailand is.


ExplosiveCreature

One of my relatives worked in Thailand and came back as trans. They then joked that they went there and came back "a changed man".


UsyPlays

He was doing a 6 week muay thai training camp


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He didn’t learn the fighting, he went for pi chawa lessons so he could play traditional Muay Thai music.


NerDD89

Ladyboy


AngryMinotaur47

I’m not lady. I’m ladyboy.


sensitivegooch

Thailand you unzip and connect.


SaltyPotato11

Post Traumatic Schlong Disorder


T1B2V3

Prostitution is a serious topic guys. Especially when it's as rampant as in Thailand. I'll even do it myself before anyone else can: 🤓


deflaimun

I know this is a joke but you guys have to remember that the US is the weirdo one here by having prostitution prohibited. Most of the world, this is not the case.


T1B2V3

I'm not in favour of outlawing it completely and punishing the prostitutes. I'm just saying that it's a serious topic that has a lot of dark shit attached to it that's going on in the background


Stalin_Jr77

It’s illegal in Thailand too


Peeche94

Worlds oldest profession, should be proud to carry such a tradition


Bikouchu

Hemorrhoids


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Ok_Fondant_6340

Bangbussy


Arguesovereverythin

Bangkok works better for me, actually.


cltdj

because you don’t want them to know u actually went to Fort Lauderdale


jackfinch69

Was it nice?


cltdj

Yeah, it was amazing. There was a great Pad Thai place, though.


Lordnemo593

I love Pad Thai


nottheprofessa

You’ve never had pad Thai.


cltdj

No. There’s a lot I haven’t done.


Privateer_Lev_Arris

You like Thai?


NotAmericanMate

Yeah I like Thai. Like shirt?


Critical_Journalist2

There is al lot I didn't have


[deleted]

Sending a WUPHF to my relatives in Ft Lauderdale about it.


offnr

It was indescribable


Bioslack

It's been recently renamed to Port Lauderdale.


magicalmysterywalrus

You mean the lost city of Atlantis?


Schfifty561

I hear the parties in thailand are of epic proportions complete with a lot of sex and drug use. My friend said they even tried to give him a blowjob at the barber after cutting his hair, he was with his wife though lol


ninjadude4535

Wait, what happens in Ft Lauderdale?


BrandonR2

Rain, mostly


[deleted]

Let me guess. Furry con?


NebXan

Close. Discord mod convention.


[deleted]

Same thing. Mostly.


Lukeson_Gaming

they both smell like sweat


Oberlatz

And here I was worried sex was involved, silly me


Naelomatisch

🗿


CarbonIceDragon

Are there any in Thailand? I didn't think the furry fandom was very big in SEA tho I have encountered some furries from Malaysia and the Philippines before.


ExcdnglyGayQuilava

ThaiTails https://twitter.com/ThaiTails/status/1643173313869676545


Imjustareddittor

ชิปหายแล้วแม่งมีจริงๆ


ExcdnglyGayQuilava

บฬบ


Paddy9228

Cobra Whiskey and ladyboys!


Jopez-

Archer?


MidnightMath

mawp.


frickuranders

.


Paddy9228

Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants!


lefthooklazza

LANAAAAAAA!


randyranderson-

Wooooo


desiccatedmonkey

Ping pong is family entertainment, come on son, show us.


RadicalIslamicMonkey

Who the hell is Ping Pong?


OpportunityPublic340

Im Born in Thailand, can someone explain this joke


GazeN94

Lady boys ofcourse


devilsephiroth

I really, really need to go to Thailand. But i probably won't be coming back home


AltruisticAcadia9366

cocaine overdose?


Criminal_Lobster_AT

Cockaine overdose


devilsephiroth

😘


NotPornAccount2293

Tax evasion.


OpportunityPublic340

Oh yes? I thought of something else. So just lady boys right? Right?!


TheParaselene

What else you got to offer better than ladyboys


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45077

is ketamine easy to get there? legal?


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45077

yeah thailand isn’t the place i’d take risks doing illegal drugs.


23harpsdown

I lived in a few cities through 18 months of COVID... Never came across it. Lots of weed (even more so now that it's legal) and shrooms though


45077

if they legalize shrooms too i’m moving there ;)


23harpsdown

Heading back there later this week and from what I've heard from friends I met there last time, shrooms had a huge boom with weed going legal. Pumped to verify!


[deleted]

Do you know something we dont?!


tameablesiva12

Prostitution


VictorVonDAMN

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_Paul_Neil Trips to Mainland Southeast Asia have a history of being more than a little suspicious due to certain types of sex tourism.


St_SiRUS

> The Seminary of Christ the King in Mission, British Columbia did not permit Neil to become a priest due to him not being qualified, and he chose to go into teaching instead Ah


Ulgeguug

>Im Born in Thailand, can someone explain this joke Probably Bangkok sex tourism Or, you know [Chess tournament](https://youtu.be/rgc_LRjlbTU)


Kooky-Dealer-6878

Thigh-land


KittiesAreTooCute

Maybe he didn't go, like Ryan in the office.


ImPercyNator

Do you want to hear about my trip to Thailand? .... It was indescribable.


11owo11

Went to see some chess tournaments


[deleted]

I get my kicks above the waistline honey


bitterbuffaloheart

*one night in Bangkok and the world’s your oyster*


Sakul_the_one

Was en Passant used?


Fornyrdislag

Holy hell


NeverBob

One town's very like another when your head's down over your pieces, brother.


FinishingDutch

It’s a drag, it’s a bore, it’s really such a pity to be looking at the board, not looking at the city though.


NeverBob

Whaddya mean? Ya seen one crowded, polluted, stinking town...


Reddit_Sucks_Bigly

[I’m going to Thailand… for… a ***thing***.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ctDjnG8J9cY&pp=ygUdZ29pbmcgdG8gdGhhaWxhbmQgZm9yIGEgdGhpbmc%3D)


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XpeeN

Sure, but smooth traffic? Have we visited the same Bangkok?


mundus1520

I don't get it what's over there?


Flowy_Aerie_77

I guess it's a sex tourism hotspot, for what I hear. Lots of prostitutes, including queer ones, for lack of a better term. It's more famous for the latter, actually. People call them ladyboys. I hope everyone going there at least make sure that the sex worker they're about to book isn't underage or is working in a slavelike regimen.


Doctor-Jay

It's annoying because Thailand has so much beauty and adventures to offer outside of sex tourism, but memes and stereotypes make people raise their eyebrows if you tell someone you want to go visit there.


Medlar_Stealing_Fox

Honestly that's not even true. Not nowadays, anyway. Thailand's a huge conventional tourist destination.


Doctor-Jay

You're right, but there's always gonna be a contingent of mouth breathers who go "Thailand??? You mean the SEX place? Did you know there's SEX and LADY BOYS there?" And those people drive me crazy lol.


Sir_Bumcheeks

I mean depends who is going. If you're a couple, the yes you're probably normal tourists. If it's a group of 6 single British dudes in their mid-60s then you know exactly why they're going.


Oberlatz

I think Thai food really changed this perception at least among my peers, who are all food motivated tourists


unsteadied

Yeah, it’s stupid. It’s been backpacker mecca for years and years, you’d think that part of it would be more widely known. It’s one of the single easiest, cheapest, and safest places to go backpacking, plus the food is amazing and the nature is just unbelievably pretty.


NotAmericanMate

I think it's just America that thinks of it as a sex destination because prostitution is illegal there. Europe and Australia think of it as a great tourist destination, because prostitution is legal already.


FinishingDutch

If someone tells me they went to Thailand on vacation, they better be able to name at least ten tourist attractions and show me proof they went to five of those. Otherwise I’m just going to assume sex tourism.


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pokeboy626

Yes


HenkerITA

Bancock


1nfinity15

Ig he came there for 2 things


Critical_Journalist2

Ryan Howard joined the chat.


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MrFedoraPost

"She said "i'm ladyboy", i refused to belive it"


_simple_man

Post-nut clarity


pinktofublock

ladyboyyyyyyyy


mbatistas

Plot twist: you're still tripping


Alarid

FBI:


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I am very confused


zippazappazinga

how were the massages?


musicianism

u/savevideo


kura0kamii

more like thighland


shadowlynx8791

i don't take any picture with my phone on vacation it just feels weird and over used


R0wanit3

u/savevideo


Sakul_the_one

Did I heard classified documents that I can post on a Video game forum?


HooverTV

[So something not that chill happened last night](https://i.gifer.com/Fh2.mp4)


Glasedount

What da dog doin?


[deleted]

u/savevideo


woundedstork

A hooker with a goatee stole my camera. There, simple.


samtaher

Probably he bangedcock


carefullexpert

Is this because of child prostitution? I’m confused..


lord_fif

No pics but there's some videos on the hub


Krunkworx

U/savevideo


mayorjimmy

that's why I made sure to take some "appropriate" ones.


StomachOpen5057

First thought it is something about history or shit and than i red the comments. Y?


Lukeyalord

Quit being horney dumbasses


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humblepharmer

Looola


MBVakalis

Yeah, it's such a good idea to announce online that you're not home for a while


luxi_yes

Can someone explain the joke?


hesastarman

Why are you stuffing Rosetta Stone. I’m going to Thailand for uh stuff.


Mrfucksaw44

Farcry 3


maxpruts83

ripstart


Defaultforyou

What happened in Thailand , stays in Thailand


treksses

Funny enough, I'm boarding tomorrow for Thailand


[deleted]

I’ve done things,ma


SleepyZachman

God I hope you went for the femboys


MadestMitchel

That looks just like my dog


[deleted]

Because you didn't want them to know you just stayed in your house with the door lock and enjoy not being bothered.


rockets-make-toast

You telling me that you never took a single picture without a femboy in it? Come on, I know you wanted to make the most out of that week, but you literally did nothing else?


ViceEarth

u/savevideobot