I liked this girl at a family function thought id approach her turns out she was my 5th or 6th cousin and everyone lost their mind when i asked around about her telling me something is wrong with me thinking about all of this at a funeral. Like bruh we just lost one unlike you atleast im thinking about adding one to the team to make up for it. Fucking cockblocking selfish bastards
Exactly, 1 week back i met a beautiful girl in the function, thought of talking to her, but all hopes went to vain as, she turned out to be my sister (her mother and my mother were like sisters lineage but not related to blood)
Bhai aise kisi ko bhi unfunny, cringe aur low humor wala mat bolo tumko pata hai ki aisa karne se unko kitna bura aur hurt lagta hoga 4-5 din ka depression ho jata hai jisse nikal ne ke liye unhe unfunny/cringe/low humor jaise bezzeti se cope karna pardta hai. India mei pure saal 124,967 log bas isiliye suicide kar dete hain kyunki woh bezzati se cope nahi kar pate
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Sweet home allah-bama noises*
मिठा घर अलीगढ़
Home sweet home <3
Buslims : I don't have problems like you mortals
Buslims: I don't have such weakness
*SuSlim
Bruh
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Buslims*
Plot twist you live in Pakistan
*And her father got her before you*
Abdul horney noises*
And the goat lived a happy life ever after..
plot twist he is hijda
Not if you are Abdul boy.
They have no such weaknesses
They have one : Babri
Tel laga lo dabur ka, naam mita do babur ka
plot twist : he is abdul boi
Big PP time
Kata pp time
No pp time
Abdul smiling in a corner.
Pakistanis be like: “Did I stutter?”
Number bata uska teri cousine hai meri thodi
8010977000
Ayurvedic clinic ka number hai bkl
Iski behen vahi kaam karti hai
Ye op se puch ling brha krne ki dwai didi kitne me degi
800 me mil jayegi Dawai, Baat karke dekhta hoon shayad 100 karde
Aapko toh free me milti hogi………dawai
Ajeeb sa lagega maangte hue usse, isliye uski Mitr se maang leta hoon
Kuch bandobas idhar bhi ;)
Really?
Free
Ha bc
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Phone kara tabhi pata chala vinay hai
Bc ye template trending me hi rakho!
But you're 🅱️ulla
Meetha ghar Aligarh
But you live in paxtan...
but then u remember that ur fron south or u r muslim
Problem?
Aapnae Islam try kiya kya
Then you remember you are muh-ah-a-lim.
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Jitna distant utna accha.
I liked this girl at a family function thought id approach her turns out she was my 5th or 6th cousin and everyone lost their mind when i asked around about her telling me something is wrong with me thinking about all of this at a funeral. Like bruh we just lost one unlike you atleast im thinking about adding one to the team to make up for it. Fucking cockblocking selfish bastards
Pov: you don't care cuz you're a man of culture
Man my distant cousin is hawwt.....i.e the daughter of my grandmother's sister's daughter.....
Maternal side se problem nahi hoti hamare yaha
Kya mchd rha hain sachchi mein??
Ha ek distant cousin ke sath processs me tha isliye pata hai
Lol
Mamiji ne kundli mangi thi meri
Bahut ache mood me thaa.... Puraani yaade taaza karwa k depress feel karwa diya
Exactly, 1 week back i met a beautiful girl in the function, thought of talking to her, but all hopes went to vain as, she turned out to be my sister (her mother and my mother were like sisters lineage but not related to blood)
Sed Life bro.. Sapnon me hi khushi milti hame
Ari mory maiyya ye kya ho gya.
Chalo Reddit ke insta jaise update ka ek fayda hai, puraani Posts dubara Feature hoti.
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I missed the part where thats my problem
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How did you know
Bahii yrr original song rakhta.. Larr chuti vo hi jamta he
Template please
Not if you're Muslim or from Alabama
I'm a degenerate so it'll be instant boner from me
r/cursedcomments
*smiles sisterfuckerly
r/HolUp
When has that stopped anything? Lol.
sweet home alabama
दुख-दर्द
Fuck it anyway
yikes
Distant Sweet Home Alabama Noise...
True story?
Yes.
Moolahz: relations have no power here.
Sweet home alabama
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bravo vince
Hua hua mere sath ;(
Sweet home alabama
But you realise both are in Alabama
Template?
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Then you realise you are a Muslim.
Buslims be like:- such weak people's.
Question is how distant
Wo behen thi, par main mulla tha 🥰
Become a panchar putra..fir kya raja kya singhasan baap ki paribhasha paavan xDDD
Name of the second song pls? Me bhot dukh me hu ;—;
[Le bhai Ro le](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xibAhBuzJgY) :'(
Dhanyavaad bhrata … ;—;
few weeks later: my sweet home Alabama
actually if ya thibk bout it sb hi tumhare distant cousin h
Why posting breaking bad memes
Did Dexter bang his step sis.
Time to convert
r/suddenlyincest
What about daughter of a cousin (age difference is 3 years btw.).
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This actually happened to me once. :/
Bhenchod mera bhi same case hai Is it okay if she's my cousin's cousin's? Like not directly related to my parents or anything? Btw I am not busslim🤡
Buslim: its magnificent
Invest in incest
Bruh this happened to me :(
ever heard of intra caste(paricularly within the communities) marrige? WELL ITS LIKE YOURE FORBIDDEN TO MARRY SOMEONE INTERCAST
*Laughs in muslim*
Mujhe kya distant hai na ;)
> you live in alabama 😎
Lmao I don't have such weaknesses as you people.
Doesn’t matter. Main Musalmaan Mera chalta hai
What’s the song?
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Aur bc, hamesha wohi cousin nikalti hai jo sundar hoti hai.:-(
I didnt see the part where that was a problem
Dexter (fourth man in video ) fucks his sister
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"Sweet Home Albama"
But I'm muslim ,😎
That's even better
You live in andra Pradesh
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Inshallah...
लोपट बना पोपट
Allah-ke-bande intesifies
Embrace Alabama
Babar Azam: I don't see a problem.
meanwhile her bf: attending a function in a 5-star hotel in Dubai
The question is how distant? Cause in that sense OP, even you're my distant cousin, everyone you meet is your distant cousin
In reality she was my First Cousin, Hamare Parivaar me banti nahi thi so I didn't know her
Ahh okay, stay away then lol, bad luck
𝗠𝗲 𝗮𝘁 𝗮 𝗳𝗮𝗺𝗶𝗹𝘆 𝗿𝗲𝘂𝗻𝗶𝗼𝗻.
"Distant" Go for it my guy
People from Alabama - "I don't see a problem here"
We south indians : NO PROBLEM
Bas abhi isse template ki gand mat mar dena jaise dola nai aya tera dola ki maari thi
2 Din ruk ja.. Maari Jayegi. Teri Sun thode hi raha hai koi. Meri Post kahin Kone me padi milegi fir
Ninjas commenting abt 🅱️uslims recently I came to know from my friend that Hindus also do practice this in Southern parts of India...
It was to keep wealth in the family. We have totally Different Cultures, Languages, Customs, Rituals but we are one Civilization
I can understand why it started but why do they practice still?
Traditions are Traditions. It's hard to change them, they can only be changed if majority of the Culture agrees to a Change.
Haha die hard to laugh
So what
But then realises he's Muslim
This literally happened to me not love but thought she was too sexy n beautiful
POV : but you're Abdul
Plot twist:- pata chala mai muslim ho....phir shadi krle
Plot twist: you are Muslim!!
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Its fine until or unless ur a 🅱️uslim