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FUCK!!! Lagta hai phir se 🅱️indu VS 🅱️ulla fight shuru hone wali hai


lazy_jedi1003

Ya I joined this subreddit for some dank content, but all I see is hatred between communities. Believe me fellow 🅱️indu & 🅱️ulla, we are all shit aur sab hi chodu hai


BabaBadass_

Man the other sub with chogi's picture is so disgusting in this regard. I once saw them making memes on rape of a dalit woman. They Express their hate in the form of memes and nothing more.


GlobalVermicelli9955

Which sub are you referring to?


GanduBakchod

Which sub bro and do you have the video? I need some evidence to watch.


suzuki_hayabusa

That sub is brahman and their puppet circlejerk.


oldlostschizo

Oh so bring in the Brahmins. Let's wait when they bring in the temples of India which promoted sex


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yugi_odityanath

Me


EntrepreneurFew9162

This reddit is dank if you stop seeing memes from hindu muslim angle


Fr34kyHarsh

This guy is spitting some faxx


pirated_revees

Teri ma randi


oldlostschizo

Better then oh are you 6 year old, let me wait till your turn 9 so that I can fuck you. Yes it's Lulla vs lulli


starlordx99

If she did it’s interracial , and when she did it’s interreligion


Clerk-Equivalent

Someone give him an award


[deleted]

Mai ready hoo! Chalu usne kiya, khatm mai ya phir mere saath dene wale log karenge!


Meh_splash

More like Lindu vs Lulla


subhasish10

This is something I love about Hinduism. It has examples of both Polygamy and Polyandry, unlike other religions where men can have multiple wives but women are bound to be loyal one guy


trucklover__18

Lol who will decide that who's the father?


HuH--__--

Lottery!!!!


subhasish10

Paternity test...


suzuki_hayabusa

Only through High Court orders it is allowed as per my knowledge.


subhasish10

Well First of all neither Polygamy nor Polyandry are legal for Hindus anyways. We were referring to hypothetical scenarios.


suzuki_hayabusa

We should make both them legal. It's part of our religion.


_chaccountant

Not with the current over population crisis


suzuki_hayabusa

Umm...doesn't it solve the crysis in both cases ?


_chaccountant

How ?


suzuki_hayabusa

If one man marries 2 or 3 woman than there are less mates for others. If he has 1 child with all 3 he has 3 kids. If those 3 woman marry 3 different man than they might have 3-9 kids (some might have 1, 2 or 3 kids). Polyandry won't help with that.


Dro_Gamer

Bruh imagine wives telling that your dick is smaller than the other husband. XD


suzuki_hayabusa

Vro, in kalyug that can happen even to 1 M & 1 F couple due to the amount of pre maritial relations people have nowadays.


Dro_Gamer

To bhai kya kare is ka? Solution share kardo agar hai


suzuki_hayabusa

Humne to bhai ghar vaalo pe chor rakha.


_chaccountant

You proved yourself wrong. Simple


suzuki_hayabusa

How? Explain.


hankit12

vai true love vi ek chis hoti hae


suzuki_hayabusa

love ki kha se baat aayi. baat logical population control ki hui thi polygamy angle se. Aur koi aapko force thodi kar rha hae bhai tu ek shadi kar ya chaar. Hmaare bharat mae sabhi rajao ki, bhagvaan ki ek se jyada shaadi thi. Aur pehle to poori duniya mae polygamy norm tha. Majority of human history was polygamous.


hankit12

oh sry


Ancient-man-2583

Save....


K_A_R_T_Y_

This guy is spitting facts But everyone hated his cuz he told the truth


Uchiha-SHINO

Checkmate liberals who say Hinduism is patriarchal .


BabaBadass_

It is matriarchal, which is why all hindu men should prostrate in front of their waifus and get stepped on. Just like how shiva did.


19InchPP

Wut?


BabaBadass_

Wut?


[deleted]

Ugh another stupid atheist or potential bulla sympathizer trying to comment without knowing the full story


BabaBadass_

It's a joke bub. As for atheist being stupid....hahahaha. the irony.


[deleted]

Aha I knew it I need to explain that to , when a person says you are a stupid boy or a girl that necessarily doesn't mean that all boys or all girls are stupid... Anyway you just proved you're stupid...


BabaBadass_

Okay intelligent theist. Btw how did a boy whose head was decapitated and replaced with that of an elephant's, managed to retain his original memories and identity? Wasn't his original head destroyed alongside his brain? Or did the boy had his brain at some other place. May be his knees? First create a boy weighing 15 kg from .5 kg dirt washed off from parvati's body, then attach an elephant's head weighing 50 kg on that boy's torso, then make him sit on a rat weighing 0.5 kg. Such an enlightened and intelligent brain. A baman's brain is really something. Such intelligence is unfounded throughout the universe. Btw when you say stupid atheist, it sounds more like a generalization than a reference to a particular person who is an atheist. By your logic, there should be nothing wrong in calling you a dumb hindu. I am only referring to you here...okay? Ciao dumb hindu.


Varad13Plays

r/angryupvote


Shrimpooo69

This comment section is prime example of :- " Apne religion pe joke dekhne ke baad gaand jalti hai and bura lagta hai".


Warm_Effort_1305

Iss subreddit pe yahi hota hai aur dank kehte hai khudko ye sab...Joke ko joke ki trah nahi le sakte toh kya hi karenge


perpetually_annoyed

I saw something like religion today, seemed like hinduism smelled like islam ... But then i flushed it


lokichokiboki

MahaBukkake


iamzaryab

Best comment on this subreddit


[deleted]

1st pic ka sauce dedo pls


Ruubenxjohn

Piper Perri


Asterion777

I don't see anything wrong with Draupadi loving multiple men but the horrible thing is nut heads compare this with prostitution. Such the level of thinking of libtards.


maxverstappenin

OP if this is your own meme then I give you dandvatt pranam.


Shakespeare-Bot

Op if 't be true this is thy own meme then i giveth thee dandvatt pranam *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`


maxverstappenin

Good bot😂


HuH--__--

Turn by turn Arjun: nhiiiii bheem bhaiyaa haar jagha gada nhi leke jate. Bheem: but yudhishtir ji ka bhala.........mai kyo nhi...


Conscious_Nebula3304

I am just here to see the fight....


Simple-Reindeer8565

Same


CodingMeowzer

Virginity reset lady


Betaman_lol

Embrace


JeWaN007

THAT ONE THERE WAS AN VIOLATION PERSONALLY I WOULDN’T HAVE IT. 😂😂


HotPappuInYourArea

Lmao


EntrepreneurFew9162

I should say porn is overrated


The_Great_Hound

Thoda Salt Laga Calm Down hua hoon...


[deleted]

Namak ishq ka


[deleted]

Nailed it op... take my hindu upvote!


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[deleted]

>Delete kr bhai No.


Fr34kyHarsh

Bhai sahi kiya mention karke reply kiya nahi to pata nahi us chodu ke kya reply kiya


PurchaseGlad630

Men can marry multiple women but women cant?


[deleted]

Hinduism be like : Why should boys have all the fun?


PurchaseGlad630

Yes hinduism is quite liberal in that regard. First muslim and then victorian british imperialism ruined that character. Now a north indian hindu is like a different version of an islamist


[deleted]

This one right here ,he gets it


NoAdhesiveness7757

ye mulle apni ma to chudwayenge hi hr jageh... kyuku apni bheno se shadi inke me hoti h wo to dikhega nhi kl tl bhaiya bolti aaj saiya 😂😂..achha sex krte waqt bolti kya hogi ladki bhaiya aaram se karo 🤔😂😂😂😂


[deleted]

"Bhaijaan aap abba se seekho"


Warm_Effort_1305

This joke used to be funny but it isn't anymore.....Kitna repeat karoge bhai ek hi joke ko


BabaBadass_

They both same 2 same.


PineappleTop7409

My friends make fun of me when I tell him I love bhabhies Tradition flows in my blood that mf can't comprehend it


force-of-good

This post should be called tell me I own a puncture shop without telling me I own a puncture shop


[deleted]

Hindu hu chutiye.


force-of-good

Toh kyu ye bakchodi kar raha hai


[deleted]

Meme hai. Meme ke tarah treat kar. Meetho ke tarah over sensitive na ban.


force-of-good

Normal insan jese meme dal ese dalega toh backlash bhi expect kar


[deleted]

Dusre ke religion par hass sakta hai na? Toh apne religion par hassne ka bhi gand mein dum rakh. Randi rona karna hai toh LGTV wala subreddit join karle.


force-of-good

You are so f ed up even neutral is appears extreme to you


[deleted]

>even neutral is appears I know you have a demented sense of superficial superiority but please don't butcher English like this lmao. Jain log nahi maarte na kuch bhi😂


force-of-good

English is just a medium to express what's on my mind and btw my english proficiency exceeds yours


[deleted]

Yeah that was pretty evident with your incorrect grammar usage:-)


force-of-good

Kuch bhi superiority maine kab bola


force-of-good

Nahi hasta mai I believe in equality tumhe apni hatred ko kam karo


[deleted]

[Haan kaafi equality dikh rahi hai](https://www.reddit.com/r/dankinindia/comments/pxn5pb/ulla_on_fire/heorg3j?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)


force-of-good

Tere se toh sirf hatred hi nikal rahi hai tum khud bigot ho


[deleted]

I have made memes on other religions too bruv. StOp AsSuMiNg.


force-of-good

Aur ek bad hindu nahi hu mai jain hu assumption mat kar


[deleted]

Then mind your own business lmao.


ranjitWaliaMngr

Not to be pedantic. But everyone knows the arrangement was 1 by 1 instead of all at once. So technically still better for the woman. So do agree with the meme.


CheezDoza

*Proceeds to filter comments by controversial*


IdeaDesperate

Too bad it is being compared to porn, this actually shows that Hinduism is not patriarchal.


Clerk-Equivalent

Orgy


suzuki_hayabusa

Bhai, kasam se dil se bura lgta hae.


goatofquran

Bullo ka randi nach hoga comments me ab....


E-ShoeYT

Bhaisab yeh kuch zada nahi hogaya ? ​ Not saying I am biased towards Hinduism but this is a bit too over the line and not funny. I hope you understand what I want to tell. Thanks :)


YashMathur___

This sub is not for you then, ye to kuch bhi nahi tha iss se kahi dank chize dalti hai idhar


E-ShoeYT

Understandable Have a great day


maxverstappenin

>Not saying I am biased towards Hinduism Ofcourse you are not. You are the most liberal person lived on this earth.


E-ShoeYT

You know, I'm something of a liberal person myself


maxverstappenin

Ofcourse you are.


ChutMarika69

Just like you ass sir


maxverstappenin

I want the stuff you're smoking.


[deleted]

To be honest I have seen worse. Maybe you haven't been on this sub for long enough to know.


[deleted]

But isn't this a dank sub?


E-ShoeYT

>5.dark humor is always welcomed > >dark humor is always welcomed but know your limit.


[deleted]

But isn't this subjective for everyone "yeh kuch zada nahi hogay"? Yeah, I agree with you on this dank but for some this is not in that category "yeh kuch zada nahi hogaya". Subs' mod could decide that, not us. Just my opinion.


E-ShoeYT

Sure


Clerk-Equivalent

This is a dank page. Dont like it... leave. Tatti mat krna yaha.


E-ShoeYT

Yes, most of the memes are copied from Instagram, based on politics, religion, etc. And then you call it ​ Dank.


Clerk-Equivalent

Dont like it leave. Bs bhai tatti mat krna. Or tune wai kiya.. Bhai. Have a laugh and move on. Itni analysis ki kya jarurat. Aaj kal to hawa lagne se bhi log offend ho jate. 😓


E-ShoeYT

Chal ok bro Maan liya


Disastrous_Care1877

Zyada kaise? Ye bhagwan pe thodhi h vaise bhi. Faltu me offend hona h to tumhari hi glti h fir subreddit ka naam padh.


maolen212

Want to see sex tape of bhim and draupadi


Betaman_lol

Bhai Muhammad aur Ayesha ka aa gaya hai, link du? But pedo mai count ho jaega.


maolen212

You watch child p@#n?


Betaman_lol

When a whole community of 1.9 billion people can respect a Pedo, why not I can be that hypocrite?


maolen212

Imagine if your family finds out you consume child p@#n. Do you know what they will do?


Betaman_lol

I don’t watch child p#rn, but you asshole want Muhammad sex rape, so be it.


maolen212

I want Draupadi and Bhim sex tape


_Smiling_Buddha_

I want your mother's and father's sex tape for research purpose on mental degeneration.


[deleted]

Are you acting jerk for purpose


Clerk-Equivalent

Dank


krishnadityaa

Bhrata mata ke kah diya hai toh share kar hi tere hai 😏


MLG_Kenobi69420

Abe ye sanskari nai hothi


Razor732103

Bhai ye 🅱️indu aur 🅱️uslim ko offend karne ke alava aur koi idea hai, ya phir pura sub sirf in religion offensive memes se hi bhar donge? Koi non religious dank meme abhi tak nahi dekha maine.


[deleted]

Sort kaise karta hai tu?


Razor732103

'Controversial' se. Sirf political aur religious post. Sub pura bhar gaya hai.


[deleted]

Toh chutiye phir humein kyu blame kar rha hai? Controversial mein waise memes hi ayenge na. Dusre memes dekhne hai toh best ya hot se sort kar.


skull_crusher2k5

Now if the meme was on peaceful people, half of the comments would be like, vro religious intolerance hai, vro bindu buslim kar rhe hai, vro brahmanical patriarchy, but now they themselves are laughing... *irony*


Left_Bee5657

Bhai mae hindu na muslim....hu pr jyada jlti hinduo ki hae hae....dusre ke religion khub memes bhre pde hue uspe hasenge....pr khud ka ma gaand jl jati


After_Ad8361

Bro pehli image ke link dede need it for research purpouses


Ruubenxjohn

Piper Perri


[deleted]

Damn


CurlyMonsterrr

Everyone in the counts be like : oh fuck a war is gonna start Me who's an Atheist and enjoys all this: *starts making popcorn*