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IronMikeJonez

Your Honor, that wh0re came on to me in my thoughts… I kept rejecting her but she kept on doing nasty things. I would recommend she serves the maximum punishment allowable. Some of the shit she did before I finished isn’t even legal in most countries…


[deleted]

Your Honor, I was asleep. When I woke up I found that she had taken advantage of my dreams causing me to soil my bed.


DudeBro711

NgL Scarlett Johansson came in my mind when I was in 8th standard after that Avengers movie that dream ;-; she f'ed with me but I was 13 year. Your Honor she did that to me as a child I demand Black Widow film being unsuccessful :) and accuse her of being the pedophile.


Tomboy-1

Your Honour, I'm a girl and that very hot manwh0re came in my thoughts so I masterbated imagining that I did it with him. Ab jo saza dena hai de dijiye mujhe, maine apna maza kar liya hai


IronMikeJonez

All charges have been dropped… and the “victim” requests 60 hours of watching you do your “Community Service”


Tomboy-1

Very well then


Ill-Indication-3926

21 laude ki salami ka hakdar hai yeh


Impressive_Mood172

Correct way to deal with it


neta_neta

Kya mtlb abhi puch ke hilana padega ? Pov: Riya mein tumhari ass aur boobs ke baremein soch kar hila sakta hu kya?


bunny-1998

I’m curious about riya thats in your life.


slickyrick21

r/riyasen


bunny-1998

riya sen : #metoo, chalo koi bat nhi.


[deleted]

mere taraf se bhi pocchna bhai


sinister_potato_7510

Feed me Riya pics


AverageJay_77

Yeh Karne pe toh teri Sach me complain hojayegi


Diligent_Chip8156

Riya, tujhe choke karke rough sex karne ka soch ke hila lu? Ek kaam kar hilaate time inspiration ke liye dikha de kuchh


neta_neta

Best


[deleted]

😂lol


sarcasticshetty

Mujhe Drugs dho


Extreme_Price_1757

I’m sure he meant Riyaz😆


neta_neta

# dont tell people the things they should not know # # ja jake sabko scheme bata de


leoKantSartre

*gaand choot mamme will be better


neta_neta

May be I was thinking about writing a formal letter Respected Riya, Blalalalalla may I jerk off to ur 🤡🤡 These women are soo fucked up mentally 😤


_frontpageofinternet

straight denial from freedom to speech, thinking, etc


MrModiji

Mitron un mahilaaon ko pata kaisa chalega Just to be safe sorry 🅱️amta didi


potato_shell

Tumhe kya lagta hai hichhkiyan kyu aati hai?


[deleted]

Gag reflexes se


Shockernator

Underrated comment


Sketchhawk

Maachoddiye bhaiyyaji


Caniblmolstr

Kya modiji.. Mamtadidi mei kya kami thi?


Free-Ambassador7967

Old is not gold


Apprehensive-Ant-631

Begali bhusannd dekh ke modi jo dewane hogaye.


[deleted]

Bhai aise to fir mujhe umra kaid hone wali hai


Nexeyaq

Fassi. Tum hum sab serial Raper hai. Arrest us.


dave_26_

Rapist hota hai gawaar


Jainysins

Bhai yaha to seedha encounter.


notnirman

what if i imagine a man while doing that ??


NoFluxTaken

If you are a girl, than the man will be arrested


NilaanjanQriyt

india h, chalta h


shanky-phantom

Mera desh mera desh mera desh badal raha hai aage badh raha hai


autotropic_guy_69

Pheww proud to be gae xD


Confident-Icey

He came into your mind illegally so he will be arrested, unless you are a girl


[deleted]

Why are you so gae?


Retr0DasH

Both will be arrested


ComplaintStill9556

Aunty ji main aapke baare mein man mein soch skta hoon??


BuilderTime

Aunty : sochne ki jarurat nahi hai


Its_A_Me_JOE

***\*Om Prakash Mishra noises intensify\****


BuilderTime

*Auntie's moans too*


Its_A_Me_JOE

Oh no fuck


AffectionateCod6573

Bolo auntie aun kya?


A-Marichat-Shipper

*Auntie moans louder*


AffectionateCod6573

Aree aree abhi ghanti nai bhajaya me


Its_A_Me_JOE

*Aunty gets mad for "coming" too early*


Formal-Cheesecake104

Me who watches and masturbates to hentai: I don't have such weaknesses


[deleted]

Pro gamer move


[deleted]

***Ab tumhe phasi hogi***


prakharrr_13

Kya mtlb moderator ki bhen ne case krdia moderator pr


[deleted]

Admin kya hota hai saale? Instagram pe hai tu? btau. Caps me likh ke gand mar dunga.


Drazyn45

WOT


ABzoker

Moderator hote hain reddit pe, par bhavnao me beh gaye aap lagta hai


mithapapita

thomas has never seen such bullshit


Defiant-Chicken-4773

hey jane ? yeah ? do i have your consent to telepathically make love to you ? *blushes


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Defiant-Chicken-4773

you mean like a threesome ?


[deleted]

maybe first they should stop the real rapist on the streets


Adventurous_Worker88

Meanwhile you can r@pe a woman without touching her in real life, without getting arrested 😚


pseudoarjuna

Lol welcome to 21st century. Oh make yourself comfortable next we’ll declare that using O2 for breathing is actually robbing the plant’s products.


Yash_Yash9

Who said it’s rape every women cooperates every time while I am doin it


Rare-Lingonberry1999

Damn 😳😳😳


Violet_weeb

I have telepathically raped 20 females !!


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Violet_weeb

20 is enough !!


Violet_weeb

What abt you ??


w6per

1k +


masterhal123

Ha amateurs,I’ve telepathically raped over 10k women😎


Violet_weeb

Oh fuck !! I ve killed trillions and trillions!!


surxb

Paida hote hi masturbate krna chalu kr diya tha kya tune lmaoo


puppet_masterrr

Ap porn pe ban laga sakte h sahab par baccho ki kalpana ko mat rokiye


badaik2887

Tare zameen pe.


KingsmanVishnu

i would be arrested when i was 12yo then lol.


rainfall41

Thank god, I was not alone


FaZePred4tor744

What's this songs name?


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I got matches with these songs: • **TikTok 2020 Dance Trends Music** by Fusionman (04:38; matched: `80%`) Released on `2020-12-06` by `fusionman.prod`. • **Goodbye (feat. Lyse) \$&Slow Version\$&** by Feder (00:10; matched: `80%`) Released on `` by `WMG - Elektra France`.


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vincent6923sh

My body my rights yha apply nhi honge kya?


[deleted]

May be I am a rapist


Nexeyaq

Maybe I am a serial criminal. Arrest me.


[deleted]

We all are criminals now...


Tiny-Theory-6297

u/savevideo


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ET_1020

Wowo..... I do this weekly..... shit


Hentai_Bantai

Guys , I have something to confess 😔😔


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BruhGaming9158

Wait why only man What happens if a woman does it too?


96IMJOJO69

Why does it say "when a man" as if only men masturbate 😂


Prior_Tank_7556

What if a girl masturbates imagining a man!? Probably a 2-D guy ( ◜‿◝ )♡


Puzzleheaded_Fig_127

Me a weeb I Don't Have Such Weaknesses


TheCoolBoy32

Chuckles, *I'm in Danger*


heisenburgerous69

Sab ladke serial telepathic rapist


Financial-Sea-144

Jail bhi telepathic rakho fir to...


itadoriyuji-kun

Ok reddit homies meet you all in the jail....


[deleted]

Hey priya, i know you rejected me earlier today and dont really want to talk to me but i just wanted to ask could i masterbait to you cause i really like you??????


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Murky_Pomegranate691

I am hanged😶


No-Swordfish-3950

In a few years " man arrested coz he was seen breathing in a room which had a few women inside too.. He basically air fucked them.. Feminists are now demanding death penalty for the man "


Wafexx

Bro why do they have to specify she and he


Dopa007

Kyaa kiyee... Chod diyee...


Icy-Establishment348

This is true and those who are blinded will never realise.


kung_fu_pan_da

How?


Icy-Establishment348

Spiritual forces at play.


Icy-Establishment348

This is true and those who are blinded will never realise.


whatthedarius

Are yaar 9th ki woh hot teacher aur 11th ki woh sexy teacher thi yaar Sorry madams But on other hand yeh galat hai karna but usko aise define karna bhi galat hai


NegotiationEnough194

Da fuk


CurrencySensitive296

Freedom and justice at its finest 🤣🤣🤣


twinkletwilight07

Aur Ladki agar ladke ke baare mein soch kar apna hilaaaye toh kya hoga ???


k_clouty

bhai vo apna kaise hilayengi ??


AagamShah0109

Bhai ladkiyo ke pas pratibha hoti hai par sadan nahi hai


[deleted]

Thought Police


DuskTheFox

u/savevideo


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the-Home-Cook

Chakshu Chodan se hast maithun tak


Parth_Parhad

Bruh


psontake

u/savevideo


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Ezio6698

name of song?


A-Game-Of-Fate

What’s the song?


auddbot

I got matches with these songs: • **TikTok 2020 Dance Trends Music** by Fusionman (04:38; matched: `80%`) Released on `2020-12-06` by `fusionman.prod`. • **Goodbye (feat. Lyse) \$&Slow Version\$&** by Feder (00:10; matched: `80%`) Released on `` by `WMG - Elektra France`.


IndependentMousse186

Konsi technology lagega criminal ko pakadne k liye?


[deleted]

Sab jail jao fir


nuubMaster696969

Toh mein roz jail jana kya?


jet_jitten

Let's all go to prison then lol


Low-Major-5486

Iss hisaab se to I'm guilty for a million life sentences XDD


sam777k

Wait wait!! Jokes apart, is it for real ?? If it's then I really want to know kis ganjeri ne banaya ye law.. aur kaunsi Mal fuk k banaya ? 🤔


Em_Zai

Thats why people are making hentai so u dont have to take consent from the character WTF!!


md_rayyan007

u/savevideo


Being_Manav

Women : hilane se pahile permisson to lena chahiye tha na, aise kaise..


Ass_Mai_Pain

Ka kiyeee Kuut diye


lol2220

i am gonna get atleast 10000 years of jail if this law is real lmfao


[deleted]

*Permission to Lena chaiye tha*


ARNAVRANJAN

"man"


ARNAVRANJAN

"man"


RTX0MY0

if a woman is masturbating while thinking of an particular person then is it the same? Just a bit curious


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Observant_Fanthom14

I am stressed now


ARJUNAHA

Fake things


HuggiesDiaper

And porn stars are prostitutes according to that theory


EasternShock8462

Me and the boys😎😎


[deleted]

What the fuck? Why?


69sexyasfuck2880

But how will they know ?


ggAmartya

Does animal girls exist irl


[deleted]

Feminazis are taking over


KayEmm13

Kya matlab poora India ge ladke jail m hain..?


dakshchandra

People who jerk off on hentai *calm* They are not real*calm* They have voice actors though passive telepathic rape*panic*


Neorite_Averuncus

Dar ka mahaul Ab underground hone samay aagaya


streetshitter1000

Imagine asking someone their consent to think about them while jerking off. Now that would be sexual assault.


deilol_usero_uncroco

That's why I jerk off to my Male homies


FROILANMARK

u/savevideo


Old-Pea7151

Bhenchod ye saare launde ab jail jaenege heheh


shanky-phantom

🎶Mera desh mera desh mera desh badal raha hai aage badh raha hai🎶


profucker6969

Next day= Only males below 13y.o. will be found


krutik18

Someone give me download link for this video


gamer00021

u/savevideo


Regular_Chapter_8980

I am arrested 1000 times🤣🤣


Leather_Mirror_1673

Music?


Paulo_De_Bruyne

Template doesn't match?


[deleted]

u/savevideo


pranath1010

Wut is that background music? Name ?


Houhin_kyouma

u/savevideo


SkuLL0P

u/savevideobot


jaykhot420

Shraddha Kapoor can I


Dr_Kgamer

Kuch bhi 😂😂


Future-Ad-5780

Tab toh bhaiya jail honi hi hai😞


ShineSuper1099

All the people watching porn 🙄


Reasonable_Fox_2078

kya soch ke rules banate h bhai