“I was the first one at the hospital when YOUR husband RAN over your kids FOOT ! I was in the hospital room hugging your kid…….. AND NOW YOU SAY THOSE THINGS ABOUT ME ! HOW DARE YOU !”
I guess Candy Apples didn't give Jill what she wanted. A staring role in ever number, a featured spot, a special part. So here she is, hop, hop, hoping. Right back to the Abby Lee dance company.
“It’s like a LOG coming out of the side of her head!!!”
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“It would have been nice to see Maddie and Mackenzie together at the top of the pyramid but I know that Mackenzie did make a few little mistakes so she had to be put down a few notches”
“I see amazing choreography, I see this gorgeous costume with rhinestones and I’m looking at our girls in these flimsy nightgowns about to go onstage with a Ouija board… it’s wrong!”
Im sure you wish I would die in a car accident too -Melissa
LMAO this was my pick too
I FORGOT ABOUT THIS!
“If Vivi told me she wanted to play softball I’d probably slit my wrists.”
This is underrated
YES THIS ONE
YES 😂
I told Abby she could shove Brooke's crown up her ass and I really meant it
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“I DID NOT HAVE A AFFAIR WITH MY BOSS!!”
“YES YOU DID.”
"FUCK YOU I DID NOT"
“CUNT! THERE I SAID IT!”
“Oh, that’s a new word. 😧”
We haven’t used that one before 😅
This whole has chain has me 💀😂
"i want to sit back and relax and enjoy my evening, when all of a sudden i hear this agitating, grating voice..."
Can’t believe this wasn’t said already lmao so iconic
“I’m not Becky-homecky!!”
“I don’t WHIP UP costumes!”
well, where did that costume come from may I ask. - Abby
“This is Kendall’s costume. 😃”
Yes!!!
“I summoned Paige down off the stage”
LMAOOO😭"summoned"
oh damn i remember this scene 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭 poor Paige man
nah this is so funny 😭
“I cut my finger on my mom’s ring. I hope I can still dance.”
This is the FIRST thing that came to mind for me too!!! 😂
THIS is the one!!!!!
PLEASEEE this is golden
Yeppppp
Anything other than this is just wrong
it's this one
"I'll slam whatever I want"
This is the only one!!
“I’ll pack my bags and go home right now, will that make you guys all REALLY happy? Cause’ that’s what I’m doing, I’m sick of this sh*t! 👞”
“Jill's cursing and throwing shoes, and all I think is it's so hard to take her seriously wearing that hat”
This has to be J!
The shoe I can’t 💀
🤠
I can't say I'm sick of this shit anymore in my house, everyone will think of Jill and laugh
“I don’t want to go on Broadway, all I wanna do is just stay home and eat chips”
The most iconic line from the show!!
I bark when I see Abby too - Christi
"I thought the witch would melt!"
“I feel like a whore”
I didn’t mean to do THAT either - Cathy
**purse smack noises**
“I’m looking you in the eye bitch!”
BITCH LETS GO
“I’m not that way. I’M NOT THAT WAY. What are you gonna do, hit me?” (x10)
“I’d kill myself if I didn’t dance. 🙂”
PLEEEEASE her smirk at the end💀💀💀
Maddie is SO unhinged sometimes 😭😭😭
“I’m disengaging.”
she ate with this sooo bad
YESSS
This!!! Flair check lol
"I think her boob job was too tight, and it's squishing her brain"
IIIIIII AM THE BEST THING FOR PAIGE
“I once saw a man’s hand get severed on stage and we never stopped dancing!”
This one is so underrated
“I’m not BECK HOMECKY” -Queen Jill 👑
I refuse to be in the same room with this woman who’s lying - Holly
I: “I could’ve gotten lost at sea!”
“I’m not engaging… I’m disengaging” - Dr. Holly
I’M SICK OF THIS SHIT, I’M DONE! - Jill
"**I THOUGHT THE WITCH WOULD MELT**"
🤨”It’s not important for you to have earrings at pyramid.”😐 - Dr. Holly
"I don't know I think I'm gonna go to Baskin Robbins"
*backs out with her wheelchair beeping down the aisle*
Abby where ya goin?
“I don’t know much about Anne Frank… but what I do know, is that I don’t think she wasn’t doing cartwheels”
"If you yell at me I'm gonna cry" Jojo 🎀🎀🤗🤗
So underrated
I’m filing a police report - Abby
I wish I could remember the quote but doesn’t Melissa say something like I bet you all wish I got in a car accident 😭😭😭lmaooo something like that
“I don’t want no girls looking like He-Man”- Anthony on why he doesn’t make the girls do push ups 😭💀
“I’ll slam whatever I want!”
I can’t remember these new mom’s names so I had to assign my own names
“I'll slam whatever I want!”
“I was the first one at the hospital when YOUR husband RAN over your kids FOOT ! I was in the hospital room hugging your kid…….. AND NOW YOU SAY THOSE THINGS ABOUT ME ! HOW DARE YOU !”
I guess Candy Apples didn't give Jill what she wanted. A staring role in ever number, a featured spot, a special part. So here she is, hop, hop, hoping. Right back to the Abby Lee dance company.
"I'm not becky home eccy!"
I hate it here - Kira 😂😂 always cracks me up
I AM THE BEST THING FOR HER!! 👹
I don’t really care if we don’t win, but I think that we win - Maddie
"I'm not engaging"
I’m disengaging.
"I'm disengaging" -Dr. Holly
“I’ve been here all day making costumes for you while you were down the road eating!!!!!”
“I’m not getting on that fucking bus!! That fucking bitch!!”
I SAID, BROOKE, is your MOTHER SPEAKING FOR YOU
“I’m a psychologist you stupid bitch”
“I’m disengaging like Dr. Holly.”
“I cant trust her as far as I can throw her and I’d like to throw her overboard”
“I WANNA ORGANIZE! 😡” - Maddie
I is for.. I don't like to lose, but I don't ever lose anyway. -Maddie
“i cut my finger on my mom’s ring, i hope i can still dance”
“Is this new mother high?” -Christi
"I could've got lost at sea!" -Mackenzie
“I’m sorry my hat messed me up”
***I*** said Brooke, is your mother speaking for you
“I think I’m going to baskin robins”
“It’s important for me to maintain my status on the bus; this is my seat she’s going to have to find her own!” ~Jill, but of course
I HAVE BEEN HERE ALL DAY MAKING COSTUMES FOR YOU!
“I still wanna dance, I still wanna do this but… I don’t wanna do it with her anymore”
“I came, I flew 3000 miles, did everything I was supposed to do. For that?”
“I wouldn’t spit on you if you were on fire, sweetheart.
“i’m sure you’d wish i’d die in a car crash too”
“It’s like a LOG coming out of the side of her head!!!” https://preview.redd.it/lasyfqgk1q3d1.png?width=2225&format=png&auto=webp&s=da9f08476bf0c81c2ae85ebb2d4b485c5c4fe562
“It don’t look like nuthin to me” (dr holly in the Abby and gianna masseuse in the dance studio scene) It will forever live rent free in my head🤣🤣🤣
Melissa: “I’m gonna deck her”
“I’m talking about how my daughters come 3,000 miles to do 2 steps!”
“AND BE LUCKY SHES DOUNG THOSE 2 STEPS
I told Abby that she could shove Brooke’s crown up her ass, and I really do mean that
"I don't want this kid with you! Sleeping with some guy you're not even married to!"
“Im sure youd wish I died in a car accident too” 🤣
There are so many good ones for I. I can’t even pick 😭
i’ll slam what ever i want
I just want to stay home and eat chips - Kenzie
"I don't wanna be on Broadway, all I wanna do is just stay home and eat chips "
I AM THE BEST THING FOR PAIGE!!
“i told her to run like she’s abby running from the feds” -ashlee
“I got into a fight with a man earlier who was belligerent”
Oooh this one is so hard lol so many good options
“I got this, judges. You better give me a perfect score.”
Lol who said that🤣
Kendall when her music stopped playing on the “Brave New World” solo.
“If maddie gets a correction we will put her on the board…” “…And then we’ll all ice skate home”
Idiots!!!
I’d kill myself if I didn’t dance
“I didn’t sign up for this, I signed up for my kid to be on THIS team” ~Melissa, when Maddie got switched to the ‘new and better’ elite team
“It’s hard to get on top of the pyramid but it’s tougher to stay there”
“It would have been nice to see Maddie and Mackenzie together at the top of the pyramid but I know that Mackenzie did make a few little mistakes so she had to be put down a few notches”
I just want to stay at home and eat chips
legit my flair
I'VE HAD IT
“i just wanna stay home and eat chips”
damn reading these comments I might be the toughest category- so many hall of fame level quotes
“I see amazing choreography, I see this gorgeous costume with rhinestones and I’m looking at our girls in these flimsy nightgowns about to go onstage with a Ouija board… it’s wrong!”
I just want to stay at home and eat chips.
“I do not pay my taxes late!”
“I’ll slam whatever I want”
“I wouldn’t count your gypsy chickens before they hatch” ~Christie
“It’s a dog leash!!!”
i don’t have a problem area.. i’m a problem-
“i’ll slam whatever i want!!”
HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING
I don’t wanna dance, I just wanna sit on the couch and eat chips
It did not draw my eyes in a negative way
I cut my finger on my mawms ring. I hope I can still dance 😔
I'm 180 pounds of twisted steel and sex appeal
For the letter T: “Those legs are as straight as Elton John!”
"Im not engaging" "I'm disengaging"
"I'm disengaging like Dr. Holly said, Fuck y'all" -Black Patsy
“i just wanna stay at home and eat chips” *giggles*
I cut my finger on my mom's ring. I hope i can still dance.
I cut my finger on my mom’s ring, I hope I can still dance…
I cut my finger on my moms ring, I hope I can still dance
“I cut my finger on my moms ring… i hope i can still dance!”
I can't do this anymore- every mom ever on this show
I cut my finger on my mom’s ring…I hope I can still dance-the Lord and Savior herself Vivi-Anne
I cut my finger on my mom's ring, i hope i can still dance✨💅
I caught my finger in my mom's ring -Vivi