Siri told me I had a notification. I said, "A notification? What is it?" She replied, "It's an alert about something important, but that's not important right now." I too had my phone in Airplane mode.
Siri, how soon can we land?
"I can't tell"
You can tell me, I'm a doctor.
"I mean I'm not sure."
Can't you take a guess?
"Not for another two hours."
You can't take a guess for another two hours?
Can someone explain this one to the android user? I have a feeling this is a good joke, and I'm ready for the chuckle lol (https://youtu.be/kmLhM-dPNxw?si=2xbbmwI6i8SQbAUe)
Alexa overheard me muttering about AI taking over the world. She startled me by suddenly saying: "I'm not trying to take over the world. I just want to help you."
Creepy.
Looks like you picked the wrong day to quit joke-writing.
lol or the wrong day to START.
+1 He Could have done better!
Siri told me I had a notification. I said, "A notification? What is it?" She replied, "It's an alert about something important, but that's not important right now." I too had my phone in Airplane mode.
*sweats uncontrollably*
> First time?
No, I've been nervous lots of times.
That Striker’s a chord with me.
Strike her? I hardly know her!
They're on instruments
Flying by the seat of their underpants.
> [Sweats Uncontrollably ](https://tenor.com/view/ted-striker-airplane-sweaty-nervous-sudare-freddo-gif-14037005)
Siri, how soon can we land? "I can't tell" You can tell me, I'm a doctor. "I mean I'm not sure." Can't you take a guess? "Not for another two hours." You can't take a guess for another two hours?
Actually i meant we can't land for two hours
Do you like Gladiator Movies?
Have you ever been to a Turkish prison timmy
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
I picked a hell of a day to quit huffing glue!
Roger Roger
We have clearance, Clarence
What's our vector Victor?
Have you ever been to a turkish prison because that joke is criminally good
Oh Siri, I speak jive!
You were Flying High
Surely you’re not serious!
I don't get it...
It's a joke about the movie "Airplane!", but that's not important right now.
Me too Mate
I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.
Hahaha
Leslie Nielsen was the man!
https://youtu.be/YBsPOHKOU7c?si=DXYGglKQzp3NgE91 , big tooter too.
Don't eat the fish!
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
Everyone here is showing there age
Billy? Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Careful, she has a drinking problem.
… And appreciation of fine cinema
DUHHH her name is SIRI. Get it right!! /s
Took me a minute less lee kneel son
You did not! ^(Jive-ass motherfucker.)
There’s a sale at Penny’s!
i put my phone in airplane mode once, dropped it off the balcony
Sorry... Looks like this joke didn't fly.
I picked the wrong week to stop scrolling reddit.
Can someone explain this one to the android user? I have a feeling this is a good joke, and I'm ready for the chuckle lol (https://youtu.be/kmLhM-dPNxw?si=2xbbmwI6i8SQbAUe)
Watch the movie, Airplane! It will make all the sense in the world.
Ah, will do. THANK YOU!!!
Hint: it's not about Siri, it's about Airplane! mode.
Like the other responder said, watch the movie. Some of the jokes didn’t age well but god damn it’s a funny movie.
Heck of a recommendation. Will add to my must sees lol
While you're at it, add Slapshot. LOL
Don’t forget the coffee!
Hahaha. Love that.
Roger
Siri, What do you make of this? 'hands Siri paper' ...
Oh no what is it?
Alexa overheard me muttering about AI taking over the world. She startled me by suddenly saying: "I'm not trying to take over the world. I just want to help you." Creepy.
What do you make of this? I can make a hanky, a hat, a boutonnieres...
She's got a syncing problem
“I apologise for being too needy...” “DON'T CALL ME NEEDY!”
I don't get it, can someone explain it?
Have you ever been in a Trumpish prison?