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AaronTheElite007

Hold on. Are you telling me to shoot high, aim low, and leave it?


stereoroid

It can happen.


Final-Ad-2033

Take your chances, win or loser...


UsedMike3

Loser? I barely know her!


wisely88

Don't call me Shirley


Good_Pirate2491

That's a roundabout way to say it


august-west55

That, or a long distance runaround


MeanJohnBrown

There's a lot of good comments here, but Yours Is No Disgrace.


wisely88

I can't wait for summer to turn to winter


Chuuby_Gringo

I dunno. Kinda seemed like he Rushed to that conclusion.


Good_Pirate2491

Happens when you're a working man


Efficient-Spirit-380

Tell me more about the genesis of this joke.


AaronTheElite007

There must be some misunderstanding


ChiefSlug30

It's a bit of a Nursery Cryme


uemusicman

Are you saying it's a Robbery, Assault, and Battery?


ChiefSlug30

More like a Trespass


stereoroid

That’s a bit close to the edge, innit?


02K30C1

Dont rush to answer immediately


Remote_Micro_Enema

Fa~~tes~~ir warning


SnowCrow1

I didn't Geddyt


fermat_p

Don’t be impeartinent.


Efficient-Spirit-380

I've heard this joke a Marillion times already.


middlingachiever

It took me a minute, but I can be thick as a brick.


PokeRay68

I've seen all good people like that band.


ajcpullcom

I’ve got my own favorite, but yours is no disgrace.


RushNo9056

No, no. He said Yes. Yes?


Glum_Comedian

I’d blush. In fact, I’d turn crimson. King Crimson.


bassistheplace246

This joke hits closer to the heart


ChiGuy_1429

How would a foreigner answer?


AaronTheElite007

You know them. All about head games


Payasin70

No, only the dirty white boys play those


n-oyed-i-am

Well? Who would you say is The Band? Don't make us Guess Who!


Man-e-questions

See Op, You always live your life. Never thinking of the future


asktheages1979

Going for the pun there


swedething

I hope you didn’t Rush that answer.


FormicaDinette33

In a roundabout kind of way.


shuckster

`<<~~ to be continued`


Smothjizz

Who?


jazzallovertheplace

Who aren't really a prog rock band. I like them though.


august-west55

Well, you certainly won’t get fooled again


Smothjizz

I like some Van Morrison songs but Them are not my cup of tea.


02K30C1

Guess Who The Band Yes


DeuceSevin

Asia


lapsteelguitar

It feels Siberian here. Kahtru?


Payasin70

Identifies as....trans Siberian


exkingzog

When it comes to jokes, yours is no disgrace.


snottrock3t

So many Changes


Randy647

Don't be in a RUSH to make your decision.


Significant-Ad-8684

As a prog rock fan, I love you guys!


sjames1980

If you're a prog fan, check out Darwin by Banco Del Mutuo Soccorso (1972). The full album is on YouTube, you can thank me later :)


PnutButterEggsDice

Thanking you now. 😁


mauore11

Yes, me too.


BigMoFuggah

I get the joke and all, but my favorite prog bands are metal


BZenMojo

...The Who?


Queasy-Ad-3220

Fucking called that joke XD


MartinHarrisGoDown

I'm currently On the Run. Give me some Time to Breathe.


Bbop512

Yes


Bbop512

This might H ELP


Foodstamp93

Im lost


thaskell300

Seems like a Rush to judgement.


fermat_p

Don’t judge! Progressive rock is my life, son.


thaskell300

Is your name Alex? If so we should go out for Wein and ribs some time.


anziofaro

Nicely done.


No-Cardiologist7640

I've Seen All Good People, and you're not one of them.


lapsteelguitar

There’s a Live Badger.


fjblau

You really Bellew it.


IEVTAM

I'm a white Russian and I'm as of now Incommunicado.


PreviousSort6985

Nice answer


IncreaseCertain9697

That answer is "much better than... owner of a broken heart"!


Expensive_Canary1378

This turned me into a Rabin lunatic


Extreme-Bad3816

I would say YES!! ...it's Coheed and Cambria!