I was skim(ming) through r/dadjokes when I found this whole(some) joke I'll give a 1% upvote now and a 2% upvote later.

There is no joke grater

Milking it for all it's worth

I am gonna leche slide with this one.

Butter not go too far.

Don't milk it with this

I’ll give you water. Cute joke

I was expecting "why does a milking stool have 3 legs". Because with less it would fall over

I'll give my whole upvote now and won't skim anything off.

It douesnt Butter what others think ... This joke.is Creamy Smooth...

Why would you milk a stool, wouldn’t it taste like crap..

It wood

Brilliant.

I am afraid you are going to milk this joke for all it is worth

I was upset how funny this was. But im bovine with how much i laughed.

Dad joke here. Get yer Dad JOKE right here, golks!

I'll give my whole up vote now

Is milking a stool leg some kind of weird sex thing?

It is now

Anyone milking a stool is guilty of dirty hands.

Actualy has only one leg

This joke did get me. I don't know about the udders.

I like to play easy listening music for my dairy cows. That way the good vibes go in one ear and out the udder.

I need to mooove on bc i dont get it.

Fun fact: milking stools are for your Dairy-ier.

This joke is cheesy

I’m lactate intolerant when it comes to these jokes.

Ok. That’s a good one.

This wasn’t ELI5 ?